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I do not hate Americans in fact I have had sex with a lot of American women turns out they dig British accents you see 
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Jesus Christ posted:uh you can openly drink on the streets in most european countries and don't have to be in some lovely parking lot What kind of person doesn't like tailgating? The gently caress is wrong with you? And I'm talking about good ol american football. Not fagball lmao
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buddhanc posted:And I'm talking about good ol american football. Not fagball lmao bleep boop parsing error does not compute lol
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Jul 23, 2015 18:30
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rear end cobra posted:bleep boop parsing error does not compute lol I'm actually just mad about losing to jamaica and taking my anger out on gbs!!!
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Jul 23, 2015 18:35
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America won the women's world cup this year, U S A U S A  Real "sorry" about your third-place finish, England 
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Jul 23, 2015 18:37
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loquacius posted:America won the women's world cup this year, U S A U S A i hate women almost as much as i hate soccer.
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Jul 24, 2015 05:01
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Average Canadian on the internet circa 1998-2008 http://www.toobis.com/index.html Nowadays they tend to lay low.
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- We're wary of people who speak only one language. - People who don't speak their (not there, not they're) own language properly are not to be trusted. - You constantly mix us up with Sweden... We're the ones with the chocolate, watches and enabling banks, they're blond and tall.
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Jul 24, 2015 10:42
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We should join and become one nation, Switzerland. With your chocolate and banks and our Blondness and Ikeas, we would be unstoppable
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Jul 24, 2015 11:10
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buddhanc posted:What kind of person doesn't like tailgating? The gently caress is wrong with you? And I'm talking about good ol american football. Not fagball lmao hey, not making GBS threads on tailgating, it's good fun, I was just lolling about the dude that said that we in the US have the freedom to drink on a private parking lot during a sports event when you can drink wherever the gently caress whenever the gently caress you want almost everywhere on continental europe and yah, I already said soccer is a poo poo sport in the post you quoted me on but the afterparties europe has blows anything the US has to offer out of the water, even after the superbowl
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Jul 24, 2015 11:38
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Warthog posted:- You constantly mix us up with Sweden... We're the ones with the chocolate, watches and enabling banks, they're blond and tall. I have never heard of anyone doing this but it makes sense what with all the "sw" sounds Zzulu posted:We should join and become one nation, Switzerland. With your chocolate and banks and our Blondness and Ikeas, we would be unstoppable See if you can get Swaziland in on the deal too!
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Jul 24, 2015 12:45
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Zzulu posted:We should join and become one nation, Switzerland. With your chocolate and banks and our Blondness and Ikeas, we would be unstoppable Don't do it Sweden It's a motherfucking trap, they just want your sexy genes affordable furniture, you will gain nothing but 10 year old fondue
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Jul 24, 2015 12:45
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Any European with any balls emigrated to the United States over 100 years ago. Today Europe is filled with the offspring of sniveling ball-less bootlickers, and aristocrats. It's basic genetics and common sense. Also France lost like 60% of all their males in World War 1 so they had an entire generation raised by women and betas so of course they are all prissy, today. GORDON fucked around with this message at 13:13 on Jul 24, 2015 |
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Jul 24, 2015 12:55
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SweetKarma posted:How many wars has europe gone through? And they call us the war mongers. Bitches been fighting since Jesus times. There Are Only 22 Countries in the World That the British Haven’t Invaded. So if you take in tbe rest of Europe I'm sure we've done alot. But than again, 300 years is a long time for Anericans, 300 miles is a long distance for Europeans. Fluo fucked around with this message at 13:07 on Jul 24, 2015 |
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Jul 24, 2015 13:03
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buddhanc posted:What kind of person doesn't like tailgating? The gently caress is wrong with you? And I'm talking about good ol american football. Not fagball lmao  im seeing the lions at Wembley in November Fluo fucked around with this message at 13:08 on Jul 24, 2015 |
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Jul 24, 2015 13:06
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Fluo posted:
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GORDON posted:Any European with any balls emigrated to the United States over 100 years ago. Today Europe is filled with the offspring of sniveling ball-less bootlickers, and aristocrats. It's basic genetics and common sense. not only that but we keep getting the entrepreneurs and people who actually give a gently caress about bettering their lives, from asia, africa and south america. open the borders imo.
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Jul 24, 2015 14:40
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Slipknot Hoagie posted:not only that but we keep getting the entrepreneurs and people who actually give a gently caress about bettering their lives, from asia, africa and south america. open the borders imo. We live in houses older than your country.
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They just jello no one is very going to right a song called "Real European Union Citizen" https://youtu.be/RKM1AAzeRCg
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Jul 24, 2015 15:19
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Fluo posted:im seeing the lions at Wembley in November You guys keep getting either horrible games between two bad teams or horrible matchups between one bad team and one really good one. I apologize to all Brits on behalf of America for showing you such lovely football  I apologize specifically for showing you the Jacksonville Jaguars so many times. Nobody needs to see that.Jets/Dolphins should be good, but if you're not a fan of either of those teams you probably don't know why exactly. Steelers/Vikings was probably a good game, and in 2008 you got Chargers/Saints which must have been awesome, but every other matchup appears to have sucked Fluo posted:We live in houses older than your country. that sounds awful honestly, new houses are the best
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Jul 24, 2015 15:29
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loquacius posted:You guys keep getting either horrible games between two bad teams or horrible matchups between one bad team and one really good one. I apologize to all Brits on behalf of America for showing you such lovely football 
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Jul 24, 2015 15:39
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loquacius posted:I went to London about a month and a half ago, and I really liked the way just about any pub would be filled with people who just got off work having a drink with their friends at like 5:15, but most of the pubs themselves were awful. Small selection of bad beers. I've been spoiled by the American craft beer scene. British beer, when not watery and flavorless, is just bitter, and I understand you guys do it on purpose (sometimes it's even called "bitter") but I don't like it, at all. The beer in Amsterdam was far, far superior, and about half of it was American imports. im gonna be serious here for one moment and 100% agree with person. every place i went in the british isles had great attitudes about drinking. the problem is the variety and quality of the beer. i forgive them though really because i had a great time drinking all day and being looked down upon for being from the US. also why do all pubs close at like 1:00 or 2:00 am or even earlier sometimes? by that point after drinking essentially three two beer for 8-10 hours i was finally starting to get drunk and then all the bars closed.
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Jul 24, 2015 16:46
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Wiggles Von Huggins posted:also why do all pubs close at like 1:00 or 2:00 am or even earlier sometimes? by that point after drinking essentially three two beer for 8-10 hours i was finally starting to get drunk and then all the bars closed. That's when you take the night ferry (think drunk bus) to Oostende for some real beer.
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Did u knows: some Europeans are so stupid that they still have kings? Despite Liberty being invented 239 years ago, there are still kings in that sad place called Europe. France, however, quickly adopted Liberty. Great jorb France!
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Wiggles Von Huggins posted:im gonna be serious here for one moment and 100% agree with person. every place i went in the british isles had great attitudes about drinking. the problem is the variety and quality of the beer. i forgive them though really because i had a great time drinking all day and being looked down upon for being from the US. The quality ranges beer wise because with cask beer 50% of the work is on tbe brewer, 50% is on cellar work, some pubs either cant do a good turn over and will sell off beer or they dont underdtand how to look after caks so serve it through some dirty line as they 99% of the time sell carlin or guinness anyway et , they tend to be dives you avoid or just have keg at anyway. It's knowing the pubs etc. Most pubs here close between 11pm -3am, normally because with UK pubs you have lunch time / office crowd at 12, then people finish work vefore going home at 4pm-8pm then students and peoe having a booze up after that, we have 24hour drink laws so in theory pubs could be open 24/7 but you'll find most pubs which aren't chains the person who runs the pub upstairs and needs to have a decent sleep / clean up / cellar management and such. For example a feiend who owns / runs an ale pub closes at 11:30pm, goes to some of the later pubs, gets home sleep at 3am wakes up at 10am to sort out the pub ready for lunch open. If you're ever over here again I can show you places to go and places to avoid.  if you're doing thd session beer banter day thing, make sure to have a few cheeky strong ones in tbe evening otherwise yeah you are just abit buzzed
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Going to a pub with 6 - 8 real ales on good fresh fast turn over and a few kegged micro is great. Most tend to have atleast 2 or 4 session beers; a few from 5-7 then a strong one Imperial russian stout with morello cherries 
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Somehow not a single one of the pubs we went into in London had stout of any kind on tap, with the exception of an oyster shack in Borough Market. I was v unsatisfied with my stout experience.  On the other hand we did go to multiple gin bars that were frankly excellent.
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loquacius posted:Somehow not a single one of the pubs we went into in London had stout of any kind on tap, with the exception of an oyster shack in Borough Market. I was v unsatisfied with my stout experience. You gotta know what pubs to go to in london If you're in uk again a 1hour train to bristol wnd ill make sure you have all the many stouts
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Fluo posted:stuff honestly thank you. the brits i was hanging with didn't know how to answer those questions. they also didn't know where any good drinking spots were and left it up to me to guess every time. i def wanna go back because i didn't get to see scotland or wales. i did see a quaint mugging go down in dublin. just a very polite and gentle face punch from some youths on an old man and they took his wallet and ran. no knifings or cursing or kicks when down. the guys nose didnt even bloody. i wouldnt have been surprised if they wouldve helped him up first before they ran. :ireland:
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Wiggles Von Huggins posted:honestly thank you. the brits i was hanging with didn't know how to answer those questions. they also didn't know where any good drinking spots were and left it up to me to guess every time. i def wanna go back because i didn't get to see scotland or wales. Sorry for all the typos, speed typing on phones  Well if ever in UK again stop in at Bristol, its on the way to Wales and pretty much right next to it (just go over the Seven Bridge etc). Can drive you over if im not working that day too, be aware North Wales is pretty much all little villages, and always the joke of them all speaking English, non Welsh dude walks in and they all start talking Welsh haha South Wales is alot friendlier and better beer. Also you'd get to try real cider / scrumpy from the West Country. Scotland is pretty great but outsidw Glasgow and Edinburgh you will mostly find whisky. Like Campbell Town there is five whisky distilleries for every brewery haha
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Youreapeons hate Ameriguns because Ameriguns stopped them from killing each other in generational genocide parties. Kinda dropped the ball with Yugoslavia, but that should've been Russia's responsibility anyway.
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Huskalator posted:I can't wait till the MLS is the best soccer league in the world and then domination of the dirty Euros in all aspects of life will be complete. You won't be alive to see it. Nor will your great-grandchildren, most likely. Given Canada is the Best North American country, and France is the Best European country, the only conclusion to be made is that Quebec is The Best Place on Planet Earth. You can close the thread now, OP.
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Last week I had to get in between an American lady and an old woman on the bus. The American lady was very rude and also loud. And fat.
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Empereur Norton posted:Last week I had to get in between an American lady and an old woman on the bus. The American lady was very rude and also loud. And fat. She was Canadian.
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Warthog posted:Why is that rugby player dressed up as a robot? So they can justify high velocity hits which get big ratings and big employment gains for physical therapists.
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drat, I'm here in California and just can stand out on my balcony and look up at that beautiful moon. A part of the celestial body that man has dreamed about some even worshiped since the dawn of time. Wow. Can you imagine actually touching it? Like literally touching it, even walking on it? 6 people have actually, in fact they've even played golf(!) on it What country were they all from? I can't remember. I think there is even a flag planted up there whose was it again? Anyone??
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Jul 25, 2015 05:39
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The third world country of the Fartnited Shits of Assmerica
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Jul 25, 2015 05:45
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There are basically two countries who space programs matter. AMERICA and a bunch of loving slavs. How do you feel about that Europe? The slavs are better than you
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It's a much less impressive accomplishment when you realize that Americans had the resources of two continents to play with, gained by exterminating natives through biological warfare
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America, 1 genocide, europue? Well uh, what do you say about all of Africa and the middle East and Asia? Edit: plus their own genocide against the Jews and their continued one against the Roma
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