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a few months ago i yelled at some dude from my car because he was driving like a literal nutjob and he pointed a gun at me
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I think we should add 'while I was coming down off of acid' to every story we write, even when it doesn't affect the story. "I was held hostage at a bank while I was coming down off of acid."
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Jul 27, 2015 01:30
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Got lost diving inside a shipwreck at 45m depth.
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Jul 27, 2015 01:38
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Had to leave my gated neighborhood because FedEx left my new iPad at the local hub downtown when I wasn't home to sign for it. Some "urban youths" gave me a weird look as I passed them in my BMW. Thought I was gonna have to pull out MY GLOCK 17 to defend myself.
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Jul 27, 2015 01:43
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SUBLIME! posted:once some water went down the wrong pipe and i burped and the burp got stuck in my throat and i started choking and was in danger of dying the most retarded way possible Yeah I almost choked to death eating a Whatchamacallit bar while driving at 70 miles an hour on the freeway. Trying to pound on your sternum while driving and choking trying not to blackout is fun, let me tell you
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Jul 27, 2015 02:28
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i got eaten by a bear
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Jul 27, 2015 02:34
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dad gay. so what posted:i got eaten by a bear I hope you made him breakfast
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Jul 27, 2015 02:36
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reddit liker posted:a few months ago i yelled at some dude from my car because he was driving like a literal nutjob and he pointed a gun at me George Zimmerman spotted.
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Jul 27, 2015 02:37
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I got into a massive brawl and a dude took a swinger at me and I ducked dow nand he punched a truck and then a mexican shot a pistol to disperse everyone there was blood and black eyes everywhere all my friends were like "jesus we all got our rear end kicked but ur not even hurt ... ur lucky we all protected u" and now I dont have friends n e more I also almost died a lot of times, but thats water under the bridge. I would say the time I fell downhll mountain biking and split my arm nearly in half and got MRSA in the hospital and almost die. They were talking about how it would be a miracle if I lived ... and here I am, a micracle. Thank god for me
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Jul 27, 2015 02:49
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When i was 13 i broke into my neighbor's house like an idiot and was looking for things to steal, and decided to bail back out the window right as they came back in.
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Jul 27, 2015 02:55
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Nigmaetcetera posted:Three weeks ago my pulse jumped to 250 bpm for no apparent reason. I went to the hospital, and they told me I have something called WPW syndrome and that I have an extra nerve pathway between my left atrium and left ventricle, which can cause what's called a circus rhythm, where the electrical signal in your heart spins around your heart instead of terminating where appropriate, causing severe tachycardia. It'll be ablated away in like 4 weeks though so no big deal. Also I nearly choked to death on a hotdog during the previews before Forrest Gump. thats high .. mine cant even reach 210.
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Jul 27, 2015 02:57
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I'm black.
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Jul 27, 2015 02:58
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Nigmaetcetera posted:Three weeks ago my pulse jumped to 250 bpm for no apparent reason. I went to the hospital, and they told me I have something called WPW syndrome and that I have an extra nerve pathway between my left atrium and left ventricle, which can cause what's called a circus rhythm, where the electrical signal in your heart spins around your heart instead of terminating where appropriate, causing severe tachycardia. It'll be ablated away in like 4 weeks though so no big deal. Also I nearly choked to death on a hotdog during the previews before Forrest Gump. even your heart knows you're a stupid loving clown
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Jul 27, 2015 02:59
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Crossing the street in China.
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Jul 27, 2015 03:14
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Nigmaetcetera posted:Three weeks ago my pulse jumped to 250 bpm for no apparent reason. I went to the hospital, and they told me I have something called WPW syndrome and that I have an extra nerve pathway between my left atrium and left ventricle, which can cause what's called a circus rhythm, where the electrical signal in your heart spins around your heart instead of terminating where appropriate, causing severe tachycardia. It'll be ablated away in like 4 weeks though so no big deal. Also I nearly choked to death on a hotdog during the previews before Forrest Gump. i have that too, im getting my 'blasion this week u fag. talk to wolf-nuts for the deets
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Jul 27, 2015 03:16
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dad gay. so what posted:i have that too, im getting my 'blasion this week u fag. talk to wolf-nuts for the deets oh great wolf nutz, give me the deets *sacrifices small mammal for your av node*
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Jul 27, 2015 03:45
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Nigmaetcetera posted:oh great wolf nutz, give me the deets serious. i only got 240bpm but they stopped my heart 2 nights in a row
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Jul 27, 2015 03:47
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Nigmaetcetera posted:oh great wolf nutz, give me the deets wolf-nuts is sheep-goats fyi the bug avatar guy
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Jul 27, 2015 03:48
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dad gay. so what posted:wolf-nuts is sheep-goats fyi the bug avatar guy i'm too drunk to know where i am i just know my pulse is normal according to this dumb watch i bought. everybody have a great night and I hope you all live forever
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Jul 27, 2015 03:49
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Nigmaetcetera posted:i'm too drunk to know where i am i just know my pulse is normal according to this dumb watch i bought. everybody have a great night and I hope you all live forever later good luck fag bag ,i got a fitbit
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Jul 27, 2015 03:52
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I was once in a zone that was practically, for all intents and purposes, full of danger It was some kind suicide squad
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Jul 27, 2015 03:56
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What and where is a water mocassin and why is it called that?
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Jul 27, 2015 05:13
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Drunk Nerds posted:What and where is a water mocassin and why is it called that? its a poisonous snake we had them by the crick. we had cottonmouths too and had to kill them because our dogs would run around in the woods and get bitten by them. its cool being 10 and watching your dad chop off a snakes head with a shovel
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Jul 27, 2015 05:27
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we also had black widow spiders in the wood pile and a few pansy rear end black bears
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Jul 27, 2015 05:29
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dev/null posted:Got lost diving inside a shipwreck at 45m depth.
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Jul 27, 2015 06:15
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Bishop posted:please include reason for not running line, breathing gas, deco obligation, and any other relevant data It seemed like a good idea at the time.
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Jul 27, 2015 06:21
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as a passenger in a 92 honda accord fresh out of high school doing 70 mph down the highway when we got t-boned and rolled down the road into the ditch. people behind us said they saw headlights flipping through the air, car looked like no one should have survived we just got a few small cuts from broken glass and then their insurance gave me $1700 highly recommend getting into car crashes
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Jul 27, 2015 06:52
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The chain on on my fixie snapped when I was riding through a very "urban" area full of minorities. Doctors said it was a miracle I pulled through, still being treated for PTSD two years later.
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Jul 27, 2015 07:56
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You should all do stand up comedy ... olaughing my rear end off at all of these posts. even the ones I read
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Jul 27, 2015 08:01
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I got stuck in the riptide off the Oregon coast and when I finally realized it I was a good 100 yards off shore and couldn't get back. My friends dad swam out and saved my dumb 17 year old rear end.
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Jul 27, 2015 08:10
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I was raped.
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Jul 27, 2015 08:11
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A black guy was walking towards me on the sidewalk but I managed to cross the street before he reached me.
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Jul 27, 2015 08:20
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I was driving an ATV and it rolled on top of me. I nearly drowned the first time I swam in my old apartment's pool and had to be dragged out and given CPR Probably the worst though is being a passenger to drunk drivers (mainly adults when I was below 14 and unable to do anything)
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Jul 27, 2015 08:25
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How do you almost drown in a pool as an adult? Worse case scenario couldn't you just push off the bottom towards the shallows? I guess you'd be panicking but shouldn't you go in with a game plan if you don't know how to swim??
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Jul 27, 2015 08:28
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I was in Thailand when I was 9 or 10 and my parents had popped back into the hotel to grab something but I said I'd wait outside. Within like two minutes there was this creepy loving middle aged man trying to convince me to get into his car by asking me where I was going and him saying he'd take me there and my parents would meet me there.
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Jul 27, 2015 08:40
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almost fell off a cliff whilst free climbing
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Jul 27, 2015 08:43
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a cop posted:How do you almost drown in a pool as an adult? Worse case scenario couldn't you just push off the bottom towards the shallows? It was rather deep for a pool, like 7 feet when I'm only 5'6" and I'm an awful swimmer despite taking classes in HS. I was just treading for too long, got tired, starting choking on water and starting trying to get to the edge and don't really remember much. Thankfully there were people around Pretty much I'm an idiot
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Jul 27, 2015 09:06
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Brain dead for the duration of hurricane Katrina
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Jul 27, 2015 10:08
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my only time out of the states i went to canada as a boy scout and a great big literal retard tried to grab me and carry me off to some kind of retard wolf den full of bones and a fire he started with two sticks and a piece of string i imagine i hit him and had some bug spry and got away fortunately, to live this life so i could post on gbs at 5 am. if the rule i followed brought me to this, of what use was the rule?
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I once took the highway to the danger zone but then took an off-ramp before reaching the actual danger zone.
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