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Patrick Spens
Jul 21, 2006

"Every quarterback says they've got guts, But how many have actually seen 'em?"
Pillbug

bitcoin bastard posted:

she sounds like an entitled psycho bitch, maybe the cop escalated needlessly but if a cop asks you to put out your smoke you should probably just do it

Why?

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Branis
Apr 14, 2006
because we can murder you if you don't and get away with it.

beanieson
Sep 25, 2008

I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av
lol we can murder people for all sorts of reasons

Kawasaki Nun
Jul 16, 2001

by Reene

Branis posted:

because we can murder you if you don't and get away with it.

I feel like is some local sheriff's outfit were to commit a murder under these circumstances they would simply lose alot of stuff as opposed to doing an intake with a corpse before framing a suicide.

Branis
Apr 14, 2006
drop gun lose dash cam footage problem solved.

Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009

dont loving smoke in your car you goddamn savage, you just make it depreciate in value even quicker

goatsestretchgoals
Jun 4, 2011



because police officers love beatings

im not 100% on this though so please youtube some sov citzen shitwhere you totally own that county deputy and dont cut out the part where you get tased

Malachite_Dragon
Mar 31, 2010

Weaving Merry Christmas magic
Hmm yes this person is legally allowed to throw my rear end into a cell for (X amount of hours depending on region) just for acting suspicious, clearly the best course of action is to not do what they tell me to do.

Whip Slagcheek
Sep 21, 2008

Finally
The Gasoline And Dynamite
Will Light The Sky
For The Night


Maybe because it's rude as gently caress to blow your stupid cancer smoke into someone else's face. Makes u think.

Branis
Apr 14, 2006
smoking on a traffic stop would be like me jerking off at your window. Just innapropriate. Maybe I am just weird but I think it's rude to smoke/drink/eat in an official situation like that from either side. I had a guy bring mcdonalds to the office the other day to eat while he filled out a statement about being assaulted and it just seemed rude.

Branis fucked around with this message at 09:48 on Jul 26, 2015

Cole
Nov 24, 2004

DUNSON'D
How would a driver feel if a cop came up to their car with a cigarette?

The Shep
Jan 10, 2007


If found, please return this poster to GIP. His mothers are very worried and miss him very much.
A lit cigarette is a weapon, don't gently caress around with that. Put it out or I will drop you.

Skoll
Jul 26, 2013

Oh You'll Love My Toxic Love
Grimey Drawer
If a cop tells me to put out my cigarette I will be filing suit with the city and department that he is oppressing my heritage to burn things and create ash. Heritage not hate brothers.

tyler
Jun 2, 2014

Skoll posted:

If a cop tells me to put out my cigarette I will be filing suit with the city and department that he is oppressing my heritage to burn things and create ash. Heritage not hate brothers.
:frogout:

Victor Vermis
Dec 21, 2004


WOKE UP IN THE DESERT AGAIN
Surely you guys have more entertaining ways of dealing with someone who is being a passive aggressive pain in the rear end than "AWRIGHT MA'AM IMMA NEED YEW TA STEP OUT THE VEE-HICK-EL"


Guy seemed really shook from the start that she had the audacity to be pissy about being pulled over. gently caress her, who cares?

Branis
Apr 14, 2006
cop was a dick no doubt about it, but he didn't murder her then stage a booking photo. Someone wants to be angry thats fine, send them on their merry way and see you in court.

The Shep
Jan 10, 2007


If found, please return this poster to GIP. His mothers are very worried and miss him very much.

Branis posted:

but he didn't murder her then stage a booking photo.

Citation needed.

Skoll
Jul 26, 2013

Oh You'll Love My Toxic Love
Grimey Drawer
How many of you guys have one of these?

Bernard McFacknutah
Nov 13, 2009

Skoll posted:

How many of you guys have one of these?



MI6 doesn't work out of Scotland Yard you loving scrub. Everybody knows MI6 works out of Vauxhall cross because people keep shooting at it with rockets and their agents keep dying in weird gay sex games after drinking in the boy bars opposite.

Also the only person he will be killing is himself, he's got about as long to live as a gay porn star in Syria.

beanieson
Sep 25, 2008

I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

Branis posted:

smoking on a traffic stop would be like me jerking off at your window. Just appropriate.

Untagged
Mar 29, 2004

Hey, does your planet have wiper fluid yet or you gonna freak out and start worshiping us?

Skoll posted:

If a cop tells me to put out my cigarette I will be filing suit with the city and department that he is oppressing my heritage to burn things and create ash. Heritage not hate brothers.

Better hope I don't see you don't tap the ash out the window or throw the cig out, one littering ticket and one flammable material ticket each time baby. It's my heritage to get people mandatory community service.

Skoll
Jul 26, 2013

Oh You'll Love My Toxic Love
Grimey Drawer

Untagged posted:

Better hope I don't see you don't tap the ash out the window or throw the cig out, one littering ticket and one flammable material ticket each time baby. It's my heritage to get people mandatory community service.

Jokes on you, pig. I don't smoke.


In all seriousness though, how often does that actually happen? There's so much poo poo on the books I've had no clue about until you guys bring it up.

Whip Slagcheek
Sep 21, 2008

Finally
The Gasoline And Dynamite
Will Light The Sky
For The Night


I don't run into very many smokers at all honestly. When I do they've always been 100% chill about setting their cig down while I was talking to them.

EXTREME INSERTION
Jun 4, 2011

by LadyAmbien
What are some words that you should never, ever say around a police dog?

Whip Slagcheek
Sep 21, 2008

Finally
The Gasoline And Dynamite
Will Light The Sky
For The Night


"Black people"

All of our dogs are super disciplined and on shock collars. Unless you're the person they're looking for, a cop dog is p harmless.

Ride The Gravitron
May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

Whip Slagcheek posted:


All of our dogs are ... on shock collars.
That's sad

Whip Slagcheek
Sep 21, 2008

Finally
The Gasoline And Dynamite
Will Light The Sky
For The Night


Volume posted:

That's sad

:shrug: They're effective at getting the dog to stop what it's doing. When you have 200+ pounds of bite force on someone, you want to be able to stop it quickly if necessary.

beanieson
Sep 25, 2008

I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av
Yea, without the collar the handler pretty much has to wrestle the dog off your forearm. It's more dangerous for everyone involved at that point.

deratomicdog
Nov 2, 2005

Fight to Fly. Fly to Fight. Fight to Win.
and god help you if the handler is incapacitated in any way

Hezzy
Dec 4, 2004

Pillbug

because it's impolite you colonial savage

Bernard McFacknutah posted:

Also the only person he will be killing is himself

and zipping himself up in a duffel bag?

The Shep
Jan 10, 2007


If found, please return this poster to GIP. His mothers are very worried and miss him very much.

Volume posted:

That's sad

We also beat and taze them for fun, and sometimes we leave them locked in a hot car on a sunny day and kill them just because. That's just how we roll, biggest baddest street gang in the country you know.

Our abuse doesn't stop at just black and brown people.

Vahakyla
May 3, 2013
Dogs are often black or brown.

Branis
Apr 14, 2006
Doesn't take much to convince a German (shepherd) to attack poor people though.

The Shep
Jan 10, 2007


If found, please return this poster to GIP. His mothers are very worried and miss him very much.

Vahakyla posted:

Dogs are often black or brown.

Regular Uncle Toms.

Grem
Mar 29, 2004

It's how her species communicates

I make it a rule to never speak German around dogs. Everything the handlers say speak German and I just assumed that every German word means "bite a minority".

I'm white so I'm probably safe, just wanna make sure.

Dead Reckoning
Sep 13, 2011

Woof Blitzer
Dec 29, 2012

[-]

The dog is stuck in that guy's own field of gravity cause he's so loving fat

threeagainstfour
Jun 27, 2005


Thinking of applying to my local police department at the ripe old age of 30. The starting salary is pretty competitive and I'm honestly, sincerely looking for a career where I feel I can make a positive impact on society and my community.

I have a bachelors in linguistics, am a pretty calm and level headed person. Is this a terrible idea? Am I too old to make the transition into a career as a cop?

Kawasaki Nun
Jul 16, 2001

by Reene

threeagainstfour posted:

Thinking of applying to my local police department at the ripe old age of 30. The starting salary is pretty competitive and I'm honestly, sincerely looking for a career where I feel I can make a positive impact on society and my community.

I have a bachelors in linguistics, am a pretty calm and level headed person. Is this a terrible idea? Am I too old to make the transition into a career as a cop?

None of what you wrote describes a police officer to me

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Vahakyla
May 3, 2013

Kawasaki Nun posted:

None of what you wrote describes a police officer to me

What does? He seems just fine.

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