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Ex-Priest Tobin
May 25, 2014

by Reene
visiting the states and found it pretty average tbh

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Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
all at once?

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Five Fags

Ex-Priest Tobin
May 25, 2014

by Reene

Orkin Mang posted:

all at once?

voted 5

Tuxedo Gin
May 21, 2003

Classy.

i only have two holes and two hands. where does the fifth one go?

spud
Aug 27, 2003

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
Yeah its pretty meh

Tuxedo Gin posted:

i only have two holes and two hands. where does the fifth one go?

Your mouth silly

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Five Fucks

Grey Fox
Jan 5, 2004

Nah, it owns. Sorry about your terrible taste in burgers.

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

gently caress Shitheads

eric
Apr 27, 2004
Lipstick Apathy
It's awful and for half the price you can get superior in n out burger.

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
i like to make my own burgers out of beans and grains and top them with sesame seed paste

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord
Actually, if anything it's underrated.

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle
the burgers, no the fries yes

five guys burgers and full stop, now we're talkin

Hobohemian
Sep 30, 2005

by XyloJW
It's way overrated. Their burgers always come out kind of soggy and smashed. If i'm gonna get an expensive fast food hamburger I'd much rather go to Fuddruckers where you can get like a 1pound hamburger for the same price and it comes in a box neatly like they give a gently caress.

Edmund Sparkler
Jul 4, 2003
For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

Tuxedo Gin posted:

i only have two holes and two hands. where does the fifth one go?

double anal

gbaby
Feb 6, 2015

Orkin Mang posted:

all at once?

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zGkHRa64sDY

ROFLburger
Jan 12, 2006
Get a bacon cheese burger and Cajun fries. Jesus christ Cajun fries own

Uziduke
Jul 2, 2015

A storm over Europe unleashed
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Yeah its a bit pricy for what you get, I say overrated. Also never go alone to much fries for one person.

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Uziduke posted:

Yeah its a bit pricy for what you get, I say overrated. Also never go alone to much fries for one person.

Comparable to In N Out but In N Out gets the edge for being much cheaper.

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Five Tremendous Retards

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle

ROFLburger posted:

Get a bacon cheese burger and Cajun fries. Jesus christ Cajun fries own

whenever the option of cajun fries is presented it should be taken. it is known.

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice
id be good if it was burgers and milkshakes but the fries are garbage burger king has better fries and their milksaheks would prob still be better as well so i guess u will always have to make two stops :(

spud
Aug 27, 2003

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
Why is it always chains with Americans?

Always fast food chains. None of these places are good. NONE of them.

Tiberius Thyben
Feb 7, 2013

Gone Phishing


Fatburger is better.

Tiberius Thyben
Feb 7, 2013

Gone Phishing


And as a fatty, it is easier to identify with.

Wizchine
Sep 17, 2007

Television is the retina
of the mind's eye.

Tiberius Thyben posted:

Fatburger is better.

BigBoss
Jan 26, 2012

by Lowtax
It's rated exactly where it should be.


better than In N Out. :getin:

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

They kind of suck real talk

Miltank
Dec 27, 2009

by XyloJW
They have gross cheese.

Skeleton Ape
Dec 21, 2008



spud posted:

Why is it always chains with Americans?

Always fast food chains. None of these places are good. NONE of them.

Americans :argh:

This is why I only post on fine upstanding british web sites, such as something awful dot com

WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

The Hague
tryna get me
for these glutes

:page2snypa:

Roy
Sep 24, 2007
benis

Amarcarts
Feb 21, 2007

This looks a lot like suffering.
It's the quinntessential food.

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

LeoMarr posted:

:page2snypa:

Good post from typically gay rear end retard

T.S. Smelliot
Apr 23, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
Yeah op 5 guys is way overrated

T.S. Smelliot
Apr 23, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
Much like the posts of noted 5 guys advocate "dad gay. So what"

Gatekeeper
Aug 3, 2003

He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.
thoughts on 5guys:

- i like that they have peanuts
- their soda machines are very cool, i was able to make cherry vanilla mr pibb (well pibb xtra i think) and it tasted very good and it was fun to push computer buttons to make a beverage for myself, it is like being a scientist in a laboratory or maybe a star trek person making tea earl grey hot
- too many fries, can't eat all of them so you end up with a bag full of soggy fries and usually you can put fries in a toaster oven and get 'em back to primo mangia condition but 5guys fries seem to remain gross and that's unfortunate
- the burgers taste like good food. i like the different topping options. things like mushrooms and onions and stuff are good things to eat. i also discovered the ketchup mustard mayo combination and burgers taste super cool with these three condiments gently massaging your tastebuds with a caress of flavor
- they don't allow dogs inside and this troubles me because i'd like my dog to be able to try a fresh burger right there in the restaurant instead of having to wait until i get home with the food
- it makes me think of all those times forums poster dad gay so what posted funny stuff about 5guys and that makes me chuckle
- i like to call them 5 guys boogers and flies lol just a lil joke i like

Edmund Sparkler
Jul 4, 2003
For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

Gatekeeper posted:

thoughts on 5guys:

- they don't allow dogs inside and this troubles me because i'd like my dog to be able to try a fresh burger right there in the restaurant instead of having to wait until i get home with the food

Just tell them it's a service animal. Most places are too chicken poo poo and afraid of lawsuits to question you any further.

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Gatekeeper
Aug 3, 2003

He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.

FIRST TIME posted:

Just tell them it's a service animal. Most places are too chicken poo poo and afraid of lawsuits to question you any further.

i think even the dinguses who work at 5guys would know that no pug has ever been of service to anyone ever, unless maybe if i said i had some sort of super specific autism where i needed a small furry dog equivalent of a kid with down syndrome in my presence to feel safe enough to eat burgers

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