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Aug 15, 2015

by zen death robot
dont believe me just watch

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Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
that would be wild!

CISMALES DID 9-11
Jun 5, 2002

chaotic good STEM major; INTJ
bwahaha op!! bwahaha

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
lmao oh man, im just thinking about it now, can you imagine he is all like, he is at the UN or something and he is like "Hey Ban Ki Moon -- YOURE FIRED!!"
LOL

ghlbtsk
Apr 19, 2005

these bath mats
are
GORGEOUS
when ISIS invades, we can all hide in his hair

Mr. Pumroy
May 20, 2001

good

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

Nooner posted:

lmao oh man, im just thinking about it now, can you imagine he is all like, he is at the UN or something and he is like "Hey Ban Ki Moon -- YOURE FIRED!!"
LOL

Yeah I can actually and that's what's so hosed up about America, the fact that it's not such a far fetched idea

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
lol if u vote unironically

lol just lol if you dont write in "deez nutz" for every option

penus penus penus
Nov 9, 2014

by piss__donald
i might be compelled to vote if itmeans i have to vote against trump

jBrereton
May 30, 2013
Grimey Drawer
I don't think he will be.

Crazyeyes
Nov 5, 2009

If I were human, I believe my response would be: 'go to hell'.
Every time I see the Stone Cold tag I think is the same person making all these threads.

Also Trump '16. Burn it down. :flashfap:

CISMALES DID 9-11
Jun 5, 2002

chaotic good STEM major; INTJ
hes the president of blastin ur mom in her deuce factory lol

Rutibex
Sep 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
i saw President Trump live once, it was at a scam convention for real estate flippers in 2006 and he was the guest of honor. the first thing he said when he got up to the stage was that we where all idiots for being there and he hoped no one was dumb enough to fall for this poo poo. he then went on to rant about rosie o'donnell for 30 min, finished his speech, walked off to his helicopter, and flew out of my life.

i miss you donald trump, i hope you manage to straighten out america like you have straightened out so many people in the board room of The Apprentice.

Germstore
Oct 17, 2012

A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time
If Trump is president we will go back to the moon to put his name on it. Trump Moon.

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
Goddamn it, Marty. Hurry up and get that sports almanac away from Biff so we can stop living in the bad timeline.

Hometown Slime Queen
Oct 26, 2004

the GOAT
I am ready for trump to lead us all

ass cobra
May 28, 2004

by Azathoth
No he will not

Hobohemian
Sep 30, 2005

by XyloJW
I'm honestly afraid i won't be able to resist voting for trump because it would be so funny. Hell, if the democrats win congress i bet they could get anything they want passed with how many republicans also hate him. Not even joking.

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
I keep hearing people calling him a Ross PArrot but I dont get it, Ross never even had a parrot, he had a pet monkey and Joey had a duck(?)

Do it ironically
Jul 13, 2010

by Pragmatica
donald is a refreshing politician he has a go getter no nonsense, not afraid of the hard opinions attitude that really resonates with me

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

Do it ironically posted:

donald is a refreshing politician he has a go getter no nonsense, not afraid of the hard opinions attitude that really resonates with me

And is a highly successful captain of industry, as well! A hard nosed negotiator seasoned by many years of shrewd business practices is what America needs to restore its greatness

- the American voter

Roy
Sep 24, 2007
i wonder what his trump card will be

Egbert Souse
Nov 6, 2008

Hash Trumpers

Philthy
Jan 28, 2003

Pillbug
Trump as President would be loving hilarious.

Centrist Dad
Nov 13, 2007

When I see your posting
College Slice

Philthy posted:

Trump as President would be loving hilarious.

That's the kind of thinking that got us George W. Bush, if memory serves.

scuba school sucks
Aug 30, 2012

The brilliance of my posting illuminates the forums like a jar of shining gold when all around is dark
There's no way Trump's titanic ego can survive how nasty the primaries will get. He can dish it out, but he can't take it. The fortieth or fiftieth joke about his hair, he will turn over the podium and start a brawl. I can just see him putting Marco Rubio in a Hammerstein choke hold while bicycle kicking Jeb Bush.

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
drat it i read bloom county growing up and i cant believe this poo poo is happening

bill the cat please save us

Black Baby Goku
Apr 2, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo

Oyak posted:

That's the kind of thinking that got us George W. Bush, if memory serves.

oh word? and what exactly was bad about him as a president?

Ork of Fiction
Jul 22, 2013
When I close my eyes, I see a vision of the Trump monument. It is a statue of him wearing sweet shades and swim trunks, surfing on a wave of solid gold.

Knight
Dec 23, 2000

SPACE-A-HOLIC
Taco Defender
Be like Trump and lose money for your bad decisions

https://www.predictit.org/Home/SingleMarket?marketId=1233

Justin Godscock
Oct 12, 2004

Listen here, funnyman!
We'll see how those approval ratings do once the skeletons fall out of the closet like they do every primary season.

Philthy
Jan 28, 2003

Pillbug

Oyak posted:

That's the kind of thinking that got us George W. Bush, if memory serves.

Nah, people liked Bush as a regular guy who had all this experience behind him. He was just a failure all around because of bad policies.

Trump is a different level. He will go on CNN and call leaders of countries slurs and names without realizing it. When stuff fails he'll have huge press conferences and have the dumbest excuses. We will die laughing.

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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lol thats a hilarious and wacky opinion to have op

Kung Food
Dec 11, 2006

PORN WIZARD
He's going to change the White House to the Gaudy Gold Trim House.

resting mitch face
Apr 9, 2005

5) I hear you.
I hope he does become prez. I will vote for him.

I hope he ruins America.

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

Applewhite posted:

Goddamn it, Marty. Hurry up and get that sports almanac away from Biff so we can stop living in the bad timeline.

Jesus, it all makes sense now

NecroMonster
Jan 4, 2009

i'm an accelerationist.gif

coldplay chiptunes
Sep 17, 2010

by Lowtax

Millie posted:

I hope he does become prez. I will vote for him.

I hope he ruins America.

Windows 98
Nov 13, 2005

HTTP 400: Bad post
Donald "Mexicans are rapists" Trump

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ChrisHansen
Oct 28, 2014

Suck my damn balls.
Lipstick Apathy
Yahoo has a p good article about him written by their lead political guy. I think it's worth a look.

I'm gay

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