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penus penus penus: Nov 9, 2014; by piss__donald

rate from 1-10 ? im about an 8 or 9. maybe 8.5 but lets stick to whole numbers lol

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Nigmaetcetera: Nov 17, 2004; borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins

most of my congenital conditions are not heritable

# ? Aug 4, 2015 19:15

VendaGoat: Nov 1, 2005

Pretty good. I constantly resequence them

# ? Aug 4, 2015 19:20

Prorat: Aug 3, 2004; by FactsAreUseless

I wear Levis so they are high quality and last a long time. Always on sale at Kohls

# ? Aug 4, 2015 19:20

penus penus penus: Nov 9, 2014; by piss__donald

Prorat posted:

I wear Levis so they are high quality and last a long time. Always on sale at Kohls

gently caress man i intentionally made a jeans thread to keep the serious gene discussion in THIS one. so mad right now get OUT

# ? Aug 4, 2015 19:21

Fairly passive: Nov 4, 2012; Not as productive as I should be

I can cope with lactose.

But I have a higher than average risk of bowel cancer.

# ? Aug 4, 2015 19:33

dad gay. so what: Feb 18, 2003; by FactsAreUseless

9/10

# ? Aug 4, 2015 19:54

Mr Luxury Yacht: Apr 16, 2012

8/10. I've got both Roddenberry and Wilder but I'd trade them all for that sweet foil Hackman.

# ? Aug 4, 2015 19:57

Angela Lansburial: Feb 9, 2005; Nothing to see here.

4/10

tall, but everyone gets the beetus

# ? Aug 4, 2015 20:04

CISMALES DID 9-11: Jun 5, 2002; chaotic good STEM major; INTJ

i dont know but im doing my besst to make sure they stop with me

# ? Aug 4, 2015 20:05

Cake Smashing Boob: Nov 5, 2008; I support black genocide

I'm white.

# ? Aug 4, 2015 20:26

Decebal: Jan 6, 2010

Cake Smashing Boob posted:

I'm white.

also I can digest milk products in to my adulthood

# ? Aug 4, 2015 20:28

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My brother's gay, my uncle's gay, and I'm related to Hans Christian Andersen, who was also gay probably. So 10/10

# ? Aug 4, 2015 20:28

rakovsky maybe: Nov 4, 2008

what's the heritability of sadbrains?

# ? Aug 4, 2015 20:32

Cake Smashing Boob: Nov 5, 2008; I support black genocide

rakovsky maybe posted:

what's the heritability of sadbrains?

100%

# ? Aug 4, 2015 20:33

NigelsPoppet: Jul 22, 2015

9 / 10

My father was a Professional Football Player on a superbowl winning team in the early 90s who had 5 male children, no girls. Mother is a former supermodel.

Im pretty jacked without trying , nice face and soft hands, my metabolism is awesome, dicks huge... I def won the genetic lottery

# ? Aug 4, 2015 22:43

lonesomedwarf: Mar 22, 2010

sad brains, double hyperobesity, shin splints, headaches, bad teeth ,constant farts, small penis, weird nose, oily skin, thin receding, hair fat fingers, second toe longer than big toe, non-euclidean facial features

# ? Aug 4, 2015 22:47

Kuato: Feb 25, 2005; "I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"; Buglord

10/10

Great breeding stock, very virile, definitely should be put out to stud instead of having to race

# ? Aug 4, 2015 22:47

Hobohemian: Sep 30, 2005; by XyloJW

NigelsPoppet posted:

9 / 10

My father was a Professional Football Player on a superbowl winning team in the early 90s who had 5 male children, no girls. Mother is a former supermodel.

Im pretty jacked without trying , nice face and soft hands, my metabolism is awesome, dicks huge... I def won the genetic lottery

And you did jack poo poo with it. Way to squander it all.

# ? Aug 4, 2015 22:49

Enfield: May 30, 2011; by Nyc_Tattoo

physical wise 10, brain wise about 2

# ? Aug 4, 2015 22:50

Dongattack: Dec 20, 2006; by Cyrano4747

1/10 MY PENIS IS MINUSCULE

# ? Aug 4, 2015 22:53

STABASS: Apr 18, 2009; Fun Shoe

pointy elbows 2/10

# ? Aug 4, 2015 22:53

Acres of Quakers: May 6, 2006

Hobohemian posted:

And you did jack poo poo with it. Way to squander it all.

What do you expect? He comes from a football player and a model, both groups known for below average intelligence.

The very fact that he couldn't follow his old man into the league makes him a disappointment at home, whether or not his father will admit it.

# ? Aug 4, 2015 22:54

Inzombiac: Mar 19, 2007; PARTY ALL NIGHT

EAT BRAINS ALL DAY

I'm on the taller side and stay slender without trying.
Hair is nice and thick and I have green eyes.
But, I'm white so I'm the devil with a small dick.

7/10

# ? Aug 4, 2015 22:55

AKA Pseudonym: May 16, 2004; A dashing and sophisticated young man; Doctor Rope

All my grandparents who weren't hit by dump trucks survived into their 90s. So 10/10.

# ? Aug 4, 2015 22:57

EoinCannon: Aug 29, 2008; Grimey Drawer

6'6" but color blind. 6/10

*edit* kind of reddish hair, 5/10

# ? Aug 4, 2015 23:33

Eerkik: Feb 13, 2010

pretty bad, would not pass on

# ? Aug 4, 2015 23:36

Homo Simpson: Oct 21, 2014; by Smythe; Lipstick Apathy

I buy my genes at American Eagle.

# ? Aug 5, 2015 00:04

NigelsPoppet: Jul 22, 2015

Hobohemian posted:

And you did jack poo poo with it. Way to squander it all.

Well I get to gently caress a lot of women, but no I decided not to spend my young adult life aspiring to be the equivalent of a human race horse for rich jews to exploit on TV

# ? Aug 5, 2015 01:28

EXTREME INSERTION: Jun 4, 2011; by LadyAmbien

Mutating constantly as we speak

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Batterypowered7: Aug 8, 2009; The mist that chills you keeps me warm.

Not as good as Kevin Smith's jorts.

# ? Aug 5, 2015 02:21

EXTREME INSERTION: Jun 4, 2011; by LadyAmbien

NigelsPoppet posted:

9 / 10

My father was a Professional Football Player on a superbowl winning team in the early 90s who had 5 male children, no girls. Mother is a former supermodel.

Im pretty jacked without trying , nice face and soft hands, my metabolism is awesome, dicks huge... I def won the genetic lottery

Football players seem to have a lot of autistic kids which does sort of explain this post

# ? Aug 5, 2015 02:23

Ork of Fiction: Jul 22, 2013

I am a mutant gently caress. 8/13

# ? Aug 5, 2015 02:52

Mariana Horchata: Jun 30, 2008; College Slice

look 10yrs younger than i am, great hair, some moderate to severe brain issues but fast metabolism, and a lifelong immunity to poison ivy

7/10

# ? Aug 5, 2015 02:58

Soup du Journey: Mar 20, 2006; by FactsAreUseless

better than lenny kravitz's thats for sure!!

# ? Aug 5, 2015 02:59

Soup du Journey: Mar 20, 2006; by FactsAreUseless

i mean i got a nicer cock

# ? Aug 5, 2015 03:00

Inzombiac: Mar 19, 2007; PARTY ALL NIGHT

EAT BRAINS ALL DAY

I have dark hair but my beard is kinda red.
Looks dumb.

# ? Aug 5, 2015 03:00

VendaGoat: Nov 1, 2005

My sperm would make beautiful babies.

# ? Aug 5, 2015 03:04

Triamcinolone: Oct 18, 2009

where can I paste a 15mb text file?

(it's my genes)

# ? Aug 5, 2015 03:34

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Speleothing: May 6, 2008; Spare batteries are pretty key.

Top flight a+++ except for the family history of cancer.

# ? Aug 5, 2015 03:40

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