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TDBot let's break the losing streak in
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bye
anime was right fucked around with this message at 06:57 on Oct 27, 2015 |
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bye
anime was right fucked around with this message at 06:57 on Oct 27, 2015 |
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I am in.
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In! TDbot, do as you will.
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Train Brawl Vs. Bompacho Flash rule: Story must take place on a subway train 1249 words The Big Deal flerp fucked around with this message at 04:51 on Dec 29, 2015 |
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# ? Aug 5, 2015 02:59 |
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in tdbot how do i redeem myself
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Alright you cock-guzzling shitblizzards. It's loving party time. Don't bother simpering and sputtering and grunting about how haaaard your prompt is, or that it's not inspiiiiring enough. Just go ahead and preemptively shove those useless noises right up your rear end in a top hat (you know, the place you keep your head). This week is going to be confusing and brutal and only the best domers will even live to see Sunday. Those who do will bathe in glory and other fluids and what I'm saying is, get tested after this. For everything. Additionally, I'm offering what could loosely be termed as a """"prize""""". I'm going to draw the poo poo out of a scene from the winning story. So please don't do your usual thing and write sparse, talky nonsense. Thranguy posted:In. •TDbot> Freedom to travel, freedom to go and do whatever I wanted. | Puff by Barracuda Bang! - http://writocracy.com/thunderdome/?story=1731 dmboogie posted:tdbot is my friend •TDbot> We need the knowledge of how to quarry stones, to provide a solid framing for the well. | Untitled by Capntastic - http://writocracy.com/thunderdome/?story=2127 WeLandedOnTheMoon! posted:Sign up post. •TDbot> James spent a panicked moment wondering what to do, but the sound of the bells kicked off a strong impulse to return upstairs. | Marconi plays the mamba by Fumblemouse - http://writocracy.com/thunderdome/?story=2282 Quidnose posted:Did you miss me, thunderdome? •sittinghere> tdbot, did you miss quidnose? TDbot> I imagine your paymasters knew this. | Roaches by HaitianDivorce - http://writocracy.com/thunderdome/?story=911 Dr. Kloctopussy posted:TDBot why do I always do this to myself? •sittinghere> tdbot why does drK always do this to herself TDbot> We are splendid. | Rules of Combustion by sebmojo - http://writocracy.com/thunderdome/?story=599 Broenheim posted:in •sittinghere> tdbot, broenheim REALLY wants to know how much you love anime TDbot> Also, if this does go to trial you may be asked to testify. | Snitches get Stitches by Greatbacon - http://writocracy.com/thunderdome/?story=773 Pham Nuwen posted:I'm in! •sittinghere> tdbot, a prompt for pham nuwen, if you could TDbot> You need to deposit this money into your account. | Deposits by SadisTech - http://writocracy.com/thunderdome/?story=3415 •sittinghere> tdbot you rear end in a top hat give me a prompt for tentacledate TDbot> And Sol will be loving thrilled in 230 years. | Improper Time by Prolonged Priapism - http://writocracy.com/thunderdome/?story=471 •sittinghere> Tdbot, kurona_bright's prompt, if you could TDbot> Her body twisted and contorted. | Narapatta by Wrageowrapper - http://writocracy.com/thunderdome/?story=116 sittinghere> tdbot make sure to give newt an extra lovely prompt ok? TDbot> Nine, the man repeated. | Grey by Ironic Twist - http://writocracy.com/thunderdome/?story=2366 sittinghere> ty Bompacho posted:I'm in. •sittinghere> tdbot bompacho would like to know why you hate him almost as much as crabrock TDbot> They sliced the cake and found more Krugerrands with every slice. | Gold in Every Slice by Superb Owls - http://writocracy.com/thunderdome/?story=2671 theblunderbuss posted:Totally in for as momentous a week as this. sittinghere> tdbot how should theblunderbuss celebrate TD's birthday? TDbot> She slammed the door shut. | Retreat by Ironic Twist - http://writocracy.com/thunderdome/?story=2891 Ironic Twist posted:Am I in, TDbot? sittinghere> tdbot please give ironic twist the dumbest prompt ever TDbot> Each wore a simple white robe and a pair of leather sandals. | The Inside Job by Thalamas - http://writocracy.com/thunderdome/?story=1964 Mercedes posted:TDbot. Oh TDbot. My one true fam. I'm in. Let's write about robooooots! •sittinghere> tdbot please deliver one diaper full of prompt for Mercedes TDbot> I read online that they've been taking padlocks down with bolt cutters after part of the bridge collapsed. | Death I Think Is No Parenthesis by Grizzled Patriarch - http://writocracy.com/thunderdome/?story=2784 Jonked posted:TDBot let's break the losing streak sittinghere> tdbot, helped jonked break their losing streak TDbot> Send the scouts out, Mahdi… But he didn't. | When Judas saved Jesus. by Cache Cab - http://writocracy.com/thunderdome/?story=2249 LOU BEGAS MUSTACHE posted:I CHOOSE DEATH LOU BEGAS MUSTACHE posted:btw that means IM IN I have no idea if that was supposed to be your prompt so CONGRATULATIONS, here is a prompt from me sittinghere> tdbot give Lou a real prompt TDbot> The television stayed on, and she jammed the button again, curling her lip. | Revolution by Noah - http://writocracy.com/thunderdome/?story=363 Obliterati posted:I am in. sittinghere> Tdbot, please give me a prompt for obliterati 8:04 PM <•TDbot> I pant from exhaustion, satisfied at the swift carnivore justice that I helped make possible. | Gertie's Game by Nikaer Drekin - http://writocracy.com/thunderdome/?story=2197 C7ty1 posted:In! TDbot, do as you will. sittinghere> Tdbot, please give c7ty1 a sweet and good prompt TDbot> Dude what the hell are you doing, calm down, Daniel said. | What Comes Next by Noah - http://writocracy.com/thunderdome/?story=2499 sittinghere> tdbot you chucklefuck stop screwing around and give skwidmonster a prompt TDbot> I knew my brother's pain would intensify for a few moments, but that pain would promote healing. | Insufferable Commandments of the Pagan Shrine by hotsoupdinner - http://writocracy.com/thunderdome/?story=3140 spectres of autism posted:in sittinghere> tdbot, you absolute swine, how can Spectres redeem himself TDbot> The captured Professor's prototype Dimensislip had somehow malfunctioned mid-escape and now he was trapped between planes. | The Eleventh Hours by Fumblemouse - http://writocracy.com/thunderdome/?story=2673 Sitting Here fucked around with this message at 10:04 on Aug 5, 2015 |
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•sittinghere> Tdbot, what should Fuschia Tude write about TDbot> I heard a voice tell me to act, and took a knife to a line of shackled prisoners. | Last Words by crabrock - http://writocracy.com/thunderdome/?story=1380
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gently caress it, I'm in. TDBot, what does it mean to "love"?
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curlingiron posted:gently caress it, I'm in. TDbot: But now, I will take *you* back! | Trouble, Trouble by dmboogie - http://writocracy.com/thunderdome/?story=3596
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In. gently caress you TDBot, do your worst.
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I worked on my laptop a bit and I can get it to stay on for several minutes at a time, which means I can write. I am IN! TDBot, I don't care about true love. Will I ever find true hate?
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Tyrannosaurus posted:I thought this was a cool idea for a prompt and I'm just so, so sad now because of what got submitted for it.
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SadisTech posted:In. gently caress you TDBot, do your worst. sebmojangles gently caress you tdbot, do your worst TDbot But he is clever in a way that makes me have these memories, and so I have to explore further. | Hide, Harry by Symptomless Coma - http://writocracy.com/thunderdome/?story=1278 Screaming Idiot posted:I worked on my laptop a bit and I can get it to stay on for several minutes at a time, which means I can write. I am IN! sebmojangles tdbot will screaming idiot ever find true hate? TDbot The android lead with a quick, low jab, and Ten took the full weight of the machine. | Sting like a 01100010 by Quidnose - http://writocracy.com/thunderdome/?story=1405
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Per IRC request, I am re-rolling for Newtestleper. This means his wordcount is now 900 words as a penalty. •sittinghere> tdbot, pls reroll for newtestleper TDbot> About how old he felt, how alien the bar around him seemed. | Saturday Night by Econosaurus - http://writocracy.com/thunderdome/?story=609 I will do rerolls for no more than three additional people. You are stuck with what you get, no take-backsies. There will be a wordcount reduction. it won't necessarily be the same reduction for everyone. You could end up with 600 or 1100.
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# ? Aug 5, 2015 09:53 |
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In. Is it possible to achieve happiness without sacrifice? Tell me the answer to that question one day...
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In. TDbot, in a finite reality where the inevitable conclusion to all existence is the cold embrace of the void, why bother?
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# ? Aug 5, 2015 10:50 |
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In with a O
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I have to travel to DC for a couple days for work so I can't make any promises but ask your drat dirty robot a question for me anyway. Edit -- maybe I have reading comprehension problems but what exactly are we supposed to do with the sentence we get? Are we required to use the sentence verbatim? Because that would be cool. epoch. fucked around with this message at 12:46 on Aug 5, 2015 |
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epoch. posted:I have to travel to DC for a couple days for work so I can't make any promises but ask your drat dirty robot a question for me anyway. if we read the story and are all scooby doo style 'huhhh?' about how the tdbot line relates to what we just read, we'll be angry. but there's going to be anger regardless, so just follow the viscous diktats of your heartblood sebmojo fucked around with this message at 13:08 on Aug 5, 2015 |
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in. My wife's out of town this week, so I should have plenty of time to
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In. And I suppose with a
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Bad Seafood posted:In. •sittinghere> tdbot, badseafood would like to know, is it possible to achieve happiness without sacrifice? TDbot> he laughed and pounded on the table, spilling some of his coffee. | The Heist by Mercedes - http://writocracy.com/thunderdome/?story=297 Entenzahn posted:In. •sittinghere> tdbot, ent would like to know, in a finite reality where the inevitable conclusion to all existence is the cold embrace of the void, why bother? TDbot> So they can take the turns faster, I hissed to my father, who shushed me unseeingly. | The Farce by God Over Djinn - http://writocracy.com/thunderdome/?story=1579 docbeard posted:In with a •sittinghere> tdbot, art though constant to the old covenant? TDbot> *And every day there are more.* Shana popped open her stash of anti-virals, the few left rattling in the bottom. | Dystopian Chick, Lit by Erik Shawn-Bohner - http://writocracy.com/thunderdome/?story=26 epoch. posted:I have to travel to DC for a couple days for work so I can't make any promises but ask your drat dirty robot a question for me anyway. •sittinghere> tdbot lets think of a GOOD line for epoch, ok? TDbot> Mostly it'd be a formality, but if we have any other incidents it would certainly be useful to have you. | Making Friends Over Syrup by Nikaer Drekin - http://writocracy.com/thunderdome/?story=1092 Jick Magger posted:in. My wife's out of town this week, so I should have plenty of time to •sittinghere> tdbot give jick magger something to think about while he's getting stoned TDbot> Hands where I can see them, girl. | Prophet of Death by CantDecideOnAName - http://writocracy.com/thunderdome/?story=1078 Lazy Beggar posted:In. And I suppose with a •sittinghere> last one for now, tdbot. Please give lazy beggar a prompt. TDbot> I hope she brings Jim back from the hospital soon. | Spring Mounted Lego Launchers by Whalley - http://writocracy.com/thunderdome/?story=2921 Auraboks posted:In. •sittinghere> oh, i lied •sittinghere> tdbot please think of a prompt for auraboks •TDbot> What the...the hell? | Footlong by tenniseveryone - http://writocracy.com/thunderdome/?story=1940 •sittinghere> =\ •sittinghere> tdbot please come up with a prompt for auraboks •TDbot> Thomas inquired about all sorts of things that night, but kept coming back to his father and his amazing stories. | Thomas and the Elf by Illegal Carrot - http://writocracy.com/thunderdome/?story=1779
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Since it's a special occasion I want to try. Computer, please give me a prompt.
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Mons Hubris posted:Since it's a special occasion I want to try. Computer, please give me a prompt. •sittinghere> tdbot, one prompt for Mons Hubris. Earl grey. Hot TDbot> You're not going to be able to overcome your habit without taking this seriously, Philip. | Just One More by Obliterati - http://writocracy.com/thunderdome/?story=3267
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TDbot, I'd like a prompt taken from in one of sebmojo's stories.
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Maugrim posted:TDbot, I'd like a prompt taken from in one of sebmojo's stories. •sittinghere> !randfrom sebmojo TDbot> Destroy it, destroy the ship. | A Lucky Break by sebmojo - http://writocracy.com/thunderdome/?story=868
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At what may be the worst time for our fledgling label and upcoming series of showcase events, lovely Band practice is cancelled this week. Which makes it the "best" time for a TD! In.
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In. I've been waffling over whether to enter for weeks...the birthday bash is a good week, I suppose. TDBot: What have I gotten my terribly inexperienced self into?
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After The War posted:At what may be the worst time for our fledgling label and upcoming series of showcase events, lovely Band practice is cancelled this week. Which makes it the "best" time for a TD! In. sittinghere> tdbot should After the War quite his band and become a famous writer? TDbot> The French can be forgiven a little risqué clothing. | Diplomacy by SquirrelFace - http://writocracy.com/thunderdome/?story=3646 Devorum posted:In. sittinghere> tdbot what has devorum got their terribly inexperienced self into TDbot> And they probably didn't think much of a half-Abo kid who sleeps in his boat getting up their rich white little buddy on a daily basis. | Bait by SadisTech - http://writocracy.com/thunderdome/?story=3322
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Kids go back to school tomorrow praise the baby jesus. I am in, and I will submit poo poo.
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magnificent7 posted:Kids go back to school tomorrow praise the baby jesus. I am in, and I will submit poo poo. sittinghere> tdbot what's the mag7est prompt u got TDbot> DOOM BOX came after the baby-nuke. | DOOM BOX by twinkle cave - http://writocracy.com/thunderdome/?story=843
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In. TDbot, are you real or super?
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Schneider Heim posted:In. sittinghere> tdbot, are you real or are you super? TDbot> Inside the hole, someone had prepared a coffin. | On the Morning That We Buried My Father Alive by Grizzled Patriarch - http://writocracy.com/thunderdome/?story=2701
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Swarm posted:In. sebmojo: tdbot when the swarm comes to devour us what will remain TDbot: sputtered yet another, spittle dribbling down his neck-wattle. | Machine March by Screaming Idiot - http://writocracy.com/thunderdome/?story=3319
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