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a bay
Oct 14, 2014

by Lowtax
I don't think it's very cool that all of the women in the movie "Human Centipede" have their lips cut off and sewn on to butt holes. But I am very excited to watch the second one tonight

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Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

Pretty sure Sunny Lane was in a porn scene with a few other women and they just ate each other out. Depending on the type of feminist, that could be a more feminist version.

Edit: :firstpost:, gently caress you OP, I wasn't very feminist to your Mom last night, etc

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
u know its not feminist bc their lips arent moving op

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
bc for once shits going into their mouths. in this way we can know this movie is not feminist genre

Nagato
Apr 26, 2011

Why yes my username is the same as an autistic alien who looks like a 9 year old from an anime, why do ask?
:nyoron:
would it be moral to make a human centipede if everyone involved agreed to do so? makes u think

burritolingus
Nov 6, 2007

by Ralp
Pretty sure it passes the Bechdel test.

solar energy panel
Apr 30, 2007
My friend was browsing my Netflix and watched The Human Centipede for like 10 minutes on it, before I could tell what it was going to be and changed it. For like 2 months after, loving Human Centipede keeps coming up in my recently watched category, so I'd be trying to watch Mrs Marple or some old lady poo poo with my gran and Human centipede pops up as I'm showing her our movie/show options.

nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO
"oh now what's that dear? the human ctenipede? that sounds interesting"

Ahundredbux
Oct 25, 2007

The right to bear arms

Orkin Mang posted:

bc for once shits going into their mouths. in this way we can know this movie is not feminist genre

cause usually it comes out of their mouths ?? lol you guy

a bay
Oct 14, 2014

by Lowtax

Nagato posted:

would it be moral to make a human centipede if everyone involved agreed to do so? makes u think

If all the people involved are aware of the potential risks and over 18 then I don't see why it wouldn't be. I think a better question would be, what part of the human is the centipede

Diesel Fucker
Aug 14, 2003

I spent my rent money on tentacle porn.
The 2nd one it cut to poo poo on Netflix. Don't watch it.

It's a genuinely great and scary movie that's like being trapped in someone's nightmarish hellscape.

3 is kinda trash bar a few scenes and 1 was good but overhyped.

nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO
wiat they cut poo poo beofre it goes on netflix? hth

a bay
Oct 14, 2014

by Lowtax

Lasher posted:

The 2nd one it cut to poo poo on Netflix. Don't watch it.

It's a genuinely great and scary movie that's like being trapped in someone's nightmarish hellscape.

3 is kinda trash bar a few scenes and 1 was good but overhyped.

Thanks, I will look for the un edited version because I can't get enough of that human centipede

a bay
Oct 14, 2014

by Lowtax
Another thing I noticed about the Human Centipede movie that is bullshit is that it must be the only movie ever that they didnt make into a video game

monkey
Jan 20, 2004

by zen death robot
Yams Fan

"Tom Six" posted:

Spielberg used a red dress, I used brown diarrhoea. It’s an ode to Schindler's List!


the 2nd one is art

Jimbo Jaggins
Jul 19, 2013
I like it when she stomps on the baby

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
Lol remember the human centipede epsidoe of South park where it was the human cetiPad?? And it was hbou the new iPad? LOL

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:

Jimbo Jaggins posted:

I like it when she stomps on the baby

Like when that fat GOON stomped on his kitten hahaha

revdrkevind
Dec 15, 2013
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burritolingus posted:

Pretty sure it passes the Bechdel test.

Correct. "Human Centipede" is 100% feminist.

a bay
Oct 14, 2014

by Lowtax

monkey posted:

the 2nd one is art

I thought I was excited to see number 2 before, ha ha

Obligatory Handle
Feb 27, 2004

by Lowtax

a bay posted:

Another thing I noticed about the Human Centipede movie that is bullshit is that it must be the only movie ever that they didnt make into a video game

Schindler's List the videogame was loving awesome.

pop fly to McGillicutty
Feb 2, 2004

A peckish little mouse!
Mark Cuban centipede

a bay
Oct 14, 2014

by Lowtax
I usually watch movies with the subtiles on because I some times have trouble understanding what people are saying and my favorite line in the Human Centipede is when the Doctor says "I'm a sick man [sarcastic laughter]"

a bay
Oct 14, 2014

by Lowtax

revdrkevind posted:

Correct. "Human Centipede" is 100% feminist.

I think it couldve more feminist, although I'm not sure if that means it would have more or less women in it

monkey
Jan 20, 2004

by zen death robot
Yams Fan

a bay posted:

number 2

i see what you did there

a bay
Oct 14, 2014

by Lowtax
"Women cant change a flat tire but they can get their teeth ripped and chew the peanuts of an Asian mans turds" -The Human Centipede

lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010

i like horror movies a lot biut i never saw any of these movies. maybe i will illegally download them because gently caress giving the human centipede people money edit i will not illegally download any movies that was juts a joke. i am not going to do it.

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord
Sounds like a good movie I'll have to check out

a bay
Oct 14, 2014

by Lowtax
I liked it a lot and I recommend watching it, but I also liked House of a 1000 Corpses and a lot of people seem to think that movie was not good

im gay
Jul 20, 2013

by Lowtax
eat the booty like groceries

Edmund Sparkler
Jul 4, 2003
For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

a bay posted:

Another thing I noticed about the Human Centipede movie that is bullshit is that it must be the only movie ever that they didnt make into a video game

if they did make a video game, it would be a Better With Kinect title

Lodin
Jul 31, 2003

by Fluffdaddy
The third one is good if you hate Joe Arpaio. It's set in a prison and the doctor from the first movie plays "Sheriff Joe" only he's even more bugshit crazy than in real life and creates a centipede out of all the inmates. The guy who plays his assistant is also fun.

Dr. Dogballs Jr.
Jun 9, 2014

the angriest sex machine
The idea behind it is more disgusting than anything that actually happens in the first one.

I think the second one is a shining example of feminism when that lady doesn't let her baby's head get in the way of her living her life the way she wants - bloody, screaming and an INDEPENDENT STRONG WOMAN

a bay
Oct 14, 2014

by Lowtax

FIRST TIME posted:

if they did make a video game, it would be a Better With Kinect title

It would be a good game to play with friends because it wouldnt need a split screen mode

Lodin posted:

The third one is good if you hate Joe Arpaio. It's set in a prison and the doctor from the first movie plays "Sheriff Joe" only he's even more bugshit crazy than in real life and creates a centipede out of all the inmates. The guy who plays his assistant is also fun.

I didnt even know there was a third one until this thread and I'm pumped to watch number 2 and 3 tonight

Diesel Fucker
Aug 14, 2003

I spent my rent money on tentacle porn.
I think I gave Tom Six too much credit with number 2. He took everyone's expectations of the first film and turned them into a reality. Most people I know who haven't seen the films think the first one is like the second. As in it's disguting and violent and drenched with blood and poo poo, so I thought it was brilliant that he went there to give those people what he wanted.

Then the 3rd film came out and it has Bree Olsen telling Tom Six how hot he is and how badly she wants to bang him and then you realise that maybe you've put more thought into the Human Centipede franchise than the director has and maybe you should go kill yourself.

naem
May 29, 2011

These movies are a great litmus test for people who should be euthanized

Baxter
Sep 13, 2000

a bay
Oct 14, 2014

by Lowtax

That's just regular Centipede but with humans

Baxter
Sep 13, 2000

a bay posted:

That's just regular Centipede but with humans

yes that's true

There is no Human Centipede mmorpg as far as I can determine

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Dec 15, 2013
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a bay posted:

"Women cant change a flat tire but they can get their teeth ripped and chew the peanuts of an Asian mans turds"
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