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Horniest Manticore
Nov 23, 2013

Hello, you!
Lipstick Apathy
today at work one coworker came up behind another and started braiding her hair as they chatted, like those monkeys that pick ticks off their mates. it was so natural for them. women can hold hands with each other, hug each other, even kiss each other, and it's never assumed to be sexual. they're just close with each other like that. it's really nice, actually, and i envy that. as a man, i could never go up to a woman and start, for instance, giving her a shoulder rub, or playing with another man's hair. you don't do that. it's sad. i want friends with whom i'm so comfortable i can be casually physical with. why is that so hard for men?

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Horniest Manticore
Nov 23, 2013

Hello, you!
Lipstick Apathy

RaceBannon
Apr 3, 2010
touch your friends, its ok

Horniest Manticore
Nov 23, 2013

Hello, you!
Lipstick Apathy

RaceBannon posted:

touch your friends, its ok

are u sure?

let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000

Dinosaur Gum
Op is probably the target market for a real doll?

RaceBannon
Apr 3, 2010

Just do it. I do it.

Jimbo Jaggins
Jul 19, 2013
OP if you really wanna play with my hair you don't have to be so coy about it.

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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Edmund Sparkler
Jul 4, 2003
For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris


yeah, you don't have to ask

it's just implied

Horniest Manticore
Nov 23, 2013

Hello, you!
Lipstick Apathy

Jimbo Jaggins posted:

OP if you really wanna play with my hair you don't have to be so coy about it.

k

u have nice hair

it looks soft

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
women only need to do that because they are weak

(honestly it's a homophobia thing. some of my friends are all super 'normal' and some of my friends are cool with a naked sauna. most are cool with hugging. and I have friends who are girls that I can touch without it being sexual too lol.)

never seen again
Jan 25, 2008
Your friends think you're weird that you don't touch them already OP

RaceBannon
Apr 3, 2010
its okay to rub their backs and shoulders too. its okay.

a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

lol if you dont suck all of your friends dicks

Horniest Manticore
Nov 23, 2013

Hello, you!
Lipstick Apathy

Parallax Scroll posted:

lol if you dont suck all of your friends dicks

hey now this is where i draw the line. i've never seen my female coworkers going down on each other or indeed fondling one another's breasts

Dial-a-Dog
May 22, 2001
They know how jealous you are so they are being polite by not doing it in front of you. Time to erase those lines you've drawn buddy

Horniest Manticore
Nov 23, 2013

Hello, you!
Lipstick Apathy

Aralan posted:

They know how jealous you are so they are being polite by not doing it in front of you. Time to erase those lines you've drawn buddy

: o

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Jun 4, 2011

by LadyAmbien
Women are great

the worst thing is
Oct 3, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
When life is uncomplicated women are the superior gender. But i think it all goes to hell because women also want someone to make life complicated for them, cause the simple life is boring. And men just gently caress things up cause they don't know what else to do.

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Jun 4, 2011

by LadyAmbien
I know women are supposed to hate each other but I generally like other women and enjoy being around them

Topographic Nap
Apr 22, 2007

does scissoring work?

SmokaDustbowl
Feb 12, 2001

by vyelkin
Fun Shoe

Horniest Manticore posted:

today at work one coworker came up behind another and started braiding her hair as they chatted, like those monkeys that pick ticks off their mates. it was so natural for them. women can hold hands with each other, hug each other, even kiss each other, and it's never assumed to be sexual. they're just close with each other like that. it's really nice, actually, and i envy that. as a man, i could never go up to a woman and start, for instance, giving her a shoulder rub, or playing with another man's hair. you don't do that. it's sad. i want friends with whom i'm so comfortable i can be casually physical with. why is that so hard for men?

this why a lot of transgender people have misogynistic ideals of what being a woman entails

Frog Act
Feb 10, 2012



op wants to give weird surprise massages to his male coworkers adn then bond over it, the massaging experience

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Jun 4, 2011

by LadyAmbien

SmokaDustbowl posted:

this why a lot of transgender people have misogynistic ideals of what being a woman entails

I think it really depends on the women you hang out with

naem
May 29, 2011

I would like to hug and kiss and touch and suck a womand

SmokaDustbowl
Feb 12, 2001

by vyelkin
Fun Shoe

naem posted:

I would like to hug and kiss and touch and suck a womand

the worst thing is
Oct 3, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
When a woman braids another womans hair, its uncomplicated. When a gay man or a tranny does something like that its like some kind of come on/bizarro flirting. Thats the difference and why theyll never be women

extra stout
Feb 24, 2005

ISILDUR's ERR
for about 10 years now i walk up to dudes i only was semi-friends with in highschool but not close to and do the "heyyy brother" thing from arrested development and massage their shoulders a bit, then walk away

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

Horniest Manticore posted:

hey now this is where i draw the line. i've never seen my female coworkers going down on each other or indeed fondling one another's breasts

THat's because they don't have dicks duh

The Whole Internet
May 26, 2010

by FactsAreUseless

Horniest Manticore posted:

today at work one coworker came up behind another and started braiding her hair as they chatted, like those monkeys that pick ticks off their mates. it was so natural for them. women can hold hands with each other, hug each other, even kiss each other, and it's never assumed to be sexual. they're just close with each other like that. it's really nice, actually, and i envy that. as a man, i could never go up to a woman and start, for instance, giving her a shoulder rub, or playing with another man's hair. you don't do that. it's sad. i want friends with whom i'm so comfortable i can be casually physical with. why is that so hard for men?

i do this with my friends all the time and i'm male (and they're male)

sorry you're straight i guess :lol:

Phobic Nest
Oct 2, 2013

You Are My Sunshine
man gently caress women

RaceBannon
Apr 3, 2010

Horniest Manticore posted:

hey now this is where i draw the line. i've never seen my female coworkers going down on each other or indeed fondling one another's breasts

had a female friend who got breast implants. everyone felt up those breats after she got em

Abdul Alhazred
Mar 15, 2007
its all a lie op. women just pretend to like each other. they'll turn on their friends in a heartbeat

Abdul Alhazred
Mar 15, 2007
thats why i stick to bro-jobs

Commie NedFlanders
Mar 8, 2014

Horniest Manticore posted:

today at work one coworker came up behind another and started braiding her hair as they chatted, like those monkeys that pick ticks off their mates. it was so natural for them. women can hold hands with each other, hug each other, even kiss each other, and it's never assumed to be sexual. they're just close with each other like that. it's really nice, actually, and i envy that. as a man, i could never go up to a woman and start, for instance, giving her a shoulder rub, or playing with another man's hair. you don't do that. it's sad. i want friends with whom i'm so comfortable i can be casually physical with. why is that so hard for men?

play basketball

monkey
Jan 20, 2004

by zen death robot
Yams Fan

Horniest Manticore posted:

today at work one coworker came up behind another and started braiding her hair as they chatted, like those monkeys that pick ticks off their mates. it was so natural for them. women can hold hands with each other, hug each other, even kiss each other, and it's never assumed to be sexual. they're just close with each other like that. it's really nice, actually, and i envy that. as a man, i could never go up to a woman and start, for instance, giving her a shoulder rub, or playing with another man's hair. you don't do that. it's sad. i want friends with whom i'm so comfortable i can be casually physical with. why is that so hard for men?

If you really want that kind of relationship with women you can have it, but it has to be more important to you than sex. All you need to do is break the sexual tension by having them consent to sex one time and then not having sex with them because you "don't see them that way." You'll be invited to slumber parties and pillow fights and having your toenails painted while you chat about the importance of girth in no time.

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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SpicyMeatSandwich posted:

does scissoring work?

i would like to know this too

can any lesbian goonette tell us what scissoring feels like

Relin
Oct 6, 2002

You have been a most worthy adversary, but in every game, there are winners and there are losers. And as you know, in this game, losers get robotizicized!
males in south korea do skinship all the time and its honestly kind of gross

is that what you want

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

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Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
Want to be a woman so I can suck some titties in the locker room

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