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grizzly has huge talons, ape has intelligence and thumsbs?
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the spectators
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Aug 15, 2015 01:36
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this thread is thumsbs down
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Aug 15, 2015 01:36
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bears are an order of magnitude stronger than gorillas
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Aug 15, 2015 01:36
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bears have vicious huge teeth and claws, I think it would just tear the dumb ape's guts out like it was digging a hole
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Aug 15, 2015 01:38
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Fonzarelli posted:bears have vicious huge teeth and claws, I think it would just tear the dumb ape's guts out like it was digging a hole You've been to Yellowstone, I take it?
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Aug 15, 2015 01:39
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TwoFire posted:You've been to Yellowstone, I take it? i haven't but i want to, american wilderness is iconic and cool
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Aug 15, 2015 01:40
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Gorillas can use weapons though. Give an ape an ak47 with the right training it could be deadly
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Aug 15, 2015 01:40
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DC's Gorilla Grodd would win a fight with Marvel's Grizzly.
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Aug 15, 2015 01:43
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I'll fight both of them and a large number of 5 year olds in a free-for-all battle royale on pay per view
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Aug 15, 2015 01:43
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a better question is, could an extremely tall, heavy, strong man, trained from birth to fight gorillas, win in unarmed combat against a gorilla?
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Aug 15, 2015 01:44
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why cant they just be friends? why must they fight to the death in your cruel hypothetical arena? wtf is wrong with you? bitch
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Aug 15, 2015 01:46
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Fonzarelli posted:i haven't but i want to, american wilderness is iconic and cool It is pretty awesome. Every day I was there there was some asian person trying to put one of their kids on a wild animal or walking perilously close to immediate boiling. Atrocity tourism at its' best.
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Aug 15, 2015 01:47
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TEAYCHES posted:a better question is, could an extremely tall, heavy, strong man, trained from birth to fight gorillas, win in unarmed combat against a gorilla? now the gorilla would just tear his arms off really easy, he'd probably just grab his head and much his face off too
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Aug 15, 2015 01:47
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JiveHonky posted:why cant they just be friends? why must they fight to the death in your cruel hypothetical arena? wtf is wrong with you? bitch Love conquers all.
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Aug 15, 2015 01:48
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Ah, the quarterly grizzly vs gorilla thread. I'm siding with team grizzly as is my custom.
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Aug 15, 2015 01:57
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Good fight, I may take the gorilla if the odds are good, grizzly is a lot bigger and a predator but gorilla can tank damage and strong enough to smash a bears face, plus gorilla has huge fangs too
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Aug 15, 2015 02:00
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Gorilla would win hands down
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LETS BE REAL HERE GUYS. GORILLA, 800-950LBS OF PURE MUSCLE. HAS SOME INTELLIGENCE, CAN FORGE TOOLS AND USE TO ADVANTAGE. HAS THUMBS, AGILE AS gently caress. GRIZZLY, 1400LBS, DEFINITELY A TANK SPEC, CAN CHARGE SUPER FAST, HUGE PAWS AND FANGS, BUT SLOWER. I THINK THIS IS A FAIRLY EVEN MATCHUP
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Aug 15, 2015 02:03
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what about a tiger or lion in the mix? would a tiger take out a grizzly? I mean, i know it'd wipe out the ape easily. my worry is the tiger can't get a throat hold on the bear because of it's thick skin/fat. hmm
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Aug 15, 2015 02:06
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not gonna lie, i would watch deadliest warrior with animals. they'd probably make it too if animal rights activists wouldn't complain about cgi animals fighting to the death
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Aug 15, 2015 02:07
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all i know is that breakfast cereal will never be the same again 
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Aug 15, 2015 02:07
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looks like science has already solved this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SVR55BYVbYs
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Aug 15, 2015 02:08
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it would obv be the bear. gorillaz look like a bunch of goons fighting https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LDYyv-iLmRY
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Aug 15, 2015 02:10
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Nature don't have morals https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PcnH_TOqi3I
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Aug 15, 2015 02:31
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Your Dead Gay Son posted:Nature don't have morals that's not what my pastor told me
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Aug 15, 2015 02:33
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TEAYCHES posted:a better question is, could an extremely tall, heavy, strong man, trained from birth to fight gorillas, win in unarmed combat against a gorilla? How do you think Tarzan got accepted into the gorilla gang? He had to crack some skulls to get some jungle cred.
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Aug 15, 2015 02:35
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Gojira, who Americans may know as Godzilla.
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JiveHonky posted:why cant they just be friends? why must they fight to the death in your cruel hypothetical arena? wtf is wrong with you? bitch Ok... Out of the bear and the gorilla which one would get the other the more thoughtful gift.
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Aug 15, 2015 02:52
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Lascivious Sloth posted:what about a tiger or lion in the mix? would a tiger take out a grizzly? I mean, i know it'd wipe out the ape easily. my worry is the tiger can't get a throat hold on the bear because of it's thick skin/fat. hmm when my dad worked at a zoo, he said he saw an orang pick up and throw a lion that had jumped or fallen into their area back over the divide. or maybe it was a chimpanzee. anyway that's my poorly remembered story.
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Aug 15, 2015 03:57
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Bear and it's not even close
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Aug 15, 2015 04:42
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A black man and a shark in a wading pool
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Aug 15, 2015 04:44
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Which animal would be able to cuck me most relentlessly? (The answer is bull.)
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Verily I Shat posted:A black man and a shark in a wading pool walk into a bar
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Aug 15, 2015 04:50
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:walk into a bar The black man shows the shark his dong and the shark goes "its not all that great being white"
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Aug 15, 2015 04:53
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1 wolf vs. 3 police german shepherds
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Aug 15, 2015 04:54
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TEAYCHES posted:a better question is, could an extremely tall, heavy, strong man, trained from birth to fight gorillas, win in unarmed combat against a gorilla? hell, a chimp could kick that guy's rear end
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Aug 15, 2015 05:02
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TEAYCHES posted:a better question is, could an extremely tall, heavy, strong man, trained from birth to fight gorillas, win in unarmed combat against a gorilla? No he would not even make a showing. Primates are so loving strong dude you have no idea. A gorilla would rip him in half and then rape both halves before the guy could throw the first punch.
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Aug 15, 2015 05:05
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that's ok the man could just show the gorilla his cock and forever humiliate the gorilla
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lol people are equating strength with size. the gorilla would shatter the grizzly's skull in one hit
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