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krispykremessuck posted:are you an elendil parachute lmao
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# ? Aug 4, 2015 13:23 |
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# ? Aug 4, 2015 13:44 |
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You're not the same Coast Guard guy who got laughed out of here when you complained about the police bitching whenever you snagged a boat DUI and turned it over to them, are you?
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# ? Aug 4, 2015 13:45 |
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# ? Aug 4, 2015 13:55 |
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Smiling Jack posted:http://imgur.com/gallery/y5Acj That's a loving boss dogge GunForumMeme posted:You're not the same Coast Guard guy who got laughed out of here when you complained about the police bitching whenever you snagged a boat DUI and turned it over to them, are you? Wasn't that elendil?
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# ? Aug 4, 2015 14:29 |
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Smiling Jack posted:http://imgur.com/gallery/y5Acj A+ would click again a good dogge
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# ? Aug 4, 2015 17:08 |
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What the gently caress is a Guardia Coastie.
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# ? Aug 4, 2015 17:44 |
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I'd bet money on it being italian.
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# ? Aug 4, 2015 19:54 |
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SirDrinksAlot posted:A lot of words
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# ? Aug 4, 2015 20:54 |
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plus 100 lbs
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# ? Aug 5, 2015 02:23 |
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krispykremessuck posted:plus 100 lbs Sry I couldn't find airsoft rambo
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# ? Aug 5, 2015 03:02 |
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Just 20 minutes ago I saw a medic smash a guys face about 10 times with a metal clipboard because he was being combative in the back of the meat wagon.Band-Aid Buggy. I've also seen the old "lets use the biggest loving catheter known to mankind" trick from a 5' nothing 100 lbs smoking hot nurse with a poo poo eating grin on her face.
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# ? Aug 5, 2015 09:02 |
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The number of medics who like to blur the lines between medical care and fistfight with drunks while on duty is awesome.
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# ? Aug 5, 2015 10:07 |
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I love watching Filipino nurses throw drunk arseholes about in A&E (British ER) but I swear to god if I see someone hit a paramedic then I will have a very strong word with them. Maybe even raise my voice.
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# ? Aug 5, 2015 10:46 |
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We had a detox van run by a local place that would be run by EMTs. They were way rougher than the EMTs and loved fighting. I've seen them give a few nickle rides, as well. Also one of the girls had one arm and would put a glove on her stump.
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# ? Aug 6, 2015 20:17 |
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My nurse mate reckons that all coppers are horny sex-pests. True/false?!?!?!?!?!?!?! But also one punched an addict for her so fair's fair tbqh.
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# ? Aug 6, 2015 22:41 |
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I got a hand job from a jail nurse at 2am in a fry'n pan bathroom once.
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# ? Aug 7, 2015 00:58 |
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Branis posted:I got a hand job from a jail nurse at 2am in a fry'n pan bathroom once. Were you on the clock? How was he?
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# ? Aug 7, 2015 01:33 |
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pictured: branis and his handy nurse
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# ? Aug 7, 2015 01:41 |
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Kung Fu Fist gently caress posted:pictured: branis and his handy nurse https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rjQtzV9IZ0Q
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# ? Aug 7, 2015 02:00 |
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off duty, he was good hands were a little rough.
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# ? Aug 7, 2015 03:16 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y4cafPOBubc
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# ? Aug 7, 2015 04:08 |
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I'm filling out an application for a local PD and it's asking me if I have a motor vehicle conviction record. Is this where I disclose my speeding ticket from 2006 or is this section for more serious things like a DUI?
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# ? Aug 10, 2015 17:30 |
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Turkey Farts posted:I'm filling out an application for a local PD and it's asking me if I have a motor vehicle conviction record. Is this where I disclose my speeding ticket from 2006 or is this section for more serious things like a DUI? Why not both?
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# ? Aug 10, 2015 17:36 |
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Turkey Farts posted:I'm filling out an application for a local PD and it's asking me if I have a motor vehicle conviction record. Is this where I disclose my speeding ticket from 2006 or is this section for more serious things like a DUI? Usually they don't care about your one speeding ticket from ten years ago. Just mention it and be done with it.
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# ? Aug 10, 2015 18:19 |
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Whip Slagcheek posted:Usually they don't care about your one speeding ticket from ten years ago. Just mention it and be done with it. This is probably the best route. When I was getting my security clearance I told them about the speeding ticket I got when I was 17. I felt silly about it, mentioned it to my supervisor who said that it was good to include it because if they found out about it and saw I didn't mention it, it would have raised all kinds of red flags. That being said it took forever to get my clearance because the folks doing the investigation were flummoxed by my British birth certificate.
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# ? Aug 10, 2015 18:21 |
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My last BI gave me a ton of poo poo for including stuff like a college parking ticket and other BS nonsense. Except later admitted that if they found it in the system it could potentially be used to disqualify my application for hiding something. Then he complained it just made extra work for him to go back and follow-up on stuff. WHICH IS IT MAN. WHICH IS IT.
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# ? Aug 11, 2015 01:47 |
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Hey piggies I had a question about consent decrees. Specifically if any of you have ever served in a department that was operating under one and what sort of changes to day to day operations were involved
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# ? Aug 11, 2015 22:00 |
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So apparently Santa Ana PD heard about cell phone cameras getting tossed and decided to take it to the next level. Link has video.http://arstechnica.com/tech-policy/2015/08/cops-filmed-behaving-badly-say-pot-shops-camera-illegally-recorded-raid/ posted:Did you hear the one about the cops not wanting to use a store's surveillance tape to help solve a crime?
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# ? Aug 14, 2015 20:13 |
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Police Lounge '15: I was about to kick her in the loving nub.
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# ? Aug 14, 2015 20:46 |
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bitcoin bastard posted:So apparently Santa Ana PD heard about cell phone cameras getting tossed and decided to take it to the next level. Link has video.
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# ? Aug 14, 2015 20:52 |
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What does it feel like to be tazed
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# ? Aug 15, 2015 20:21 |
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EXTREME INSERTION posted:What does it feel like to be tazed It is not as bad as being pepper sprayed. The pain of tasing ends quickly, OC doesn't. I received so much that I had to be dragged to the showers with my head in a milk bucket.
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# ? Aug 15, 2015 20:31 |
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Tasing you was probably really fun though and I bet a lot of people asked to do it.
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# ? Aug 15, 2015 20:59 |
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EXTREME INSERTION posted:What does it feel like to be tazed You can stick a knife in the toaster and find out for yourself.
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# ? Aug 15, 2015 21:40 |
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Rad Lieutenant posted:You can stick a knife in the toaster and find out for yourself. So is it like being electrocuted by a wall socket but not dying? I've never stuck a knife in a toaster or a fork in an outlet so I wouldn't know but from what it sounds like it hurts
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# ? Aug 15, 2015 23:47 |
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Vahakyla posted:It is not as bad as being pepper sprayed. The pain of tasing ends quickly, OC doesn't. I received so much that I had to be dragged to the showers with my head in a milk bucket. Have you ever gotten pepper spray on your dick or ...southern mucous membranes?
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# ? Aug 15, 2015 23:49 |
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It hurts. A lot. All your muscles lock up and once it's over you feel no pain but are sore from muscle strain. As for pepper spray in ur dick if you're stupid enough to shower immediately after being sprayed the chemicals flow down your body and it feels like a sunburn everywhere it gets to.
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# ? Aug 16, 2015 00:01 |
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How do the cop goons in this thread feel about this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tMoTfLykVcA
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# ? Aug 16, 2015 01:33 |
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I didn't watch the video, but lying is easily the fastest way to lose your job as a cop. If you lose your integrity in the eyes of the court you're dead in the water.
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# ? Aug 16, 2015 01:36 |