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How good is your 7th-round pick?
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Rectal Placenta
Feb 25, 2011

kiimo posted:

Did Mankato State change their name to Minnesota State?

Minnesota State University, Mankato

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kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

Ah I looked it up and it was changed in 1999. I had a friend who went there in the 90s. He had a friend who set up a video camera in their apartment with like four hours of footage. I had the flu once and watched the whole thing. My friend wakes up and is walking out into a blizzard to go to class. The next four hours is his roommates hitting bongs while people trudge into the room from the snow to join. When my friend gets back there are like thirteen people in his apartment hitting bongs and he comes in and was like, did you guys go to class? Then hits the bong.

I feel like this is a good representation of Mankato.

Rectal Placenta
Feb 25, 2011
This is pretty much what attending a Midwest college during the winter is like.

zimbomonkey
Jul 15, 2008

Tattoos? On MY black quarterback?
Is the phrase I lean on my size 10 a dick joke?

WHOOPS
Nov 6, 2009

kiimo posted:

Ah I looked it up and it was changed in 1999. I had a friend who went there in the 90s. He had a friend who set up a video camera in their apartment with like four hours of footage. I had the flu once and watched the whole thing. My friend wakes up and is walking out into a blizzard to go to class. The next four hours is his roommates hitting bongs while people trudge into the room from the snow to join. When my friend gets back there are like thirteen people in his apartment hitting bongs and he comes in and was like, did you guys go to class? Then hits the bong.

I feel like this is a good representation of Mankato.

Yeah but with meth now.

korrandark
Jan 5, 2009

zimbomonkey posted:

Is the phrase I lean on my size 10 a dick joke?

Chilichimp
Oct 24, 2006

TIE Adv xWampa

It wamp, and it stomp

Grimey Drawer

zimbomonkey posted:

Is the phrase I lean on my size 10 a dick joke?

My first thought was, "that's a pretty fuckin' small shoe size to be waiving around to intimidate"

But I think your read is better.

Blitz of 404 Error
Sep 19, 2007

Joe Biden is a top 15 president
Aw yis

quote:

OAKLAND RAIDERS ‏@RAIDERS 34s34 seconds ago
News: Wide Receiver Rod Streater has returned to practice today.

Metapod
Mar 18, 2012

Tomorrow: OAKLAND RAIDERS ‏@RAIDERS
News: Wide Receiver Rod Streater was injured in practice today.

Blitz of 404 Error
Sep 19, 2007

Joe Biden is a top 15 president
What did I ever do to you

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!
excited about rod streater

Blitz of 404 Error
Sep 19, 2007

Joe Biden is a top 15 president
He's going to be a very good 3rd WR

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!

Blitz7x posted:

He's going to be a very good 3rd WR

Yeah, I like him

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
The Bills and Browns are having joint practices today and tomorrow.

Wanna see those QB highlights.

whatis
Jun 6, 2012

NC-17 posted:

The Bills and Browns are having joint practices today and tomorrow.

Wanna see those QB highlights.

I too want to see clips of Tyrod Taylor clowning everyone up and down the field

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Chiefs LT Erik Fisher carted off the practice field with an ankle injury: https://twitter.com/APdaveskretta/status/633281864770449408

Bills LB Ty Powell riding the cart as well: https://twitter.com/mikerodak/status/633297306826219520

fsif
Jul 18, 2003

NC-17 posted:

The Bills and Browns are having joint practices today and tomorrow.

Wanna see those QB highlights.

Tyler Dunne @TyDunne
First play: Mario Williams with the breezy sack/safety on McCown.

korrandark
Jan 5, 2009

NC-17 posted:

The Bills and Browns are having joint practices today and tomorrow.

Wanna see those QB highlights.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=veztNJQyRJg&t=97s

fsif
Jul 18, 2003

Every tweet from the Bills beat writers right now is about how lovely Justin Gilbert is.

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves
Hurray, today is Clowney Practices day!

Tania Ganguli @taniaganguli
Clowney said he had no soreness today from practicing. #Texans

:getin:

Intruder fucked around with this message at 17:20 on Aug 17, 2015

TNG
Jan 4, 2001

by Lowtax

Burger Trench posted:

Every tweet from the Bills beat writers right now is about how lovely Justin Gilbert is.

How did it happen that the Justin Gilbert pick somehow turned out worse than the Manziel one?

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



TNG posted:

How did it happen that the Justin Gilbert pick somehow turned out worse than the Manziel one?

I was going to make a poo pooing post saying he was drafted in the 20's and sometimes those guys just bust like Dee Milliner.

Justin Gilbert was drafted 8th overall
Dee Milliner was 9th.

:ohdear:

zimbomonkey
Jul 15, 2008

Tattoos? On MY black quarterback?

Kalli posted:

I was going to make a poo pooing post saying he was drafted in the 20's and sometimes those guys just bust like Dee Milliner.

Justin Gilbert was drafted 8th overall
Dee Milliner was 9th.

:ohdear:

Why would you think for a second the jets had a playoff-level draft pick?

the mean lunch lady
Jun 24, 2009

went mad at sea
lots were drawn
Kroenke didn't survive
he was delicious

zimbomonkey posted:

Why would you think for a second the jets had a playoff-level draft pick?

They did twice with Mark Sanchez as quarterback somehow (DEFENSE)

Diva Cupcake
Aug 15, 2005

Just Gilbert appears to be a bad and lazy CB. Milliner is just perpetually injured and will flame out like Ras-I.

Also, lol Alabama DBs.

Blitz of 404 Error
Sep 19, 2007

Joe Biden is a top 15 president
DJ Hayden was also a top 15 CB who is struggling. But the 7th rounder flier CB they grabbed last year is doing just fine. I don't understand

weird Asian candy
Aug 23, 2005

Ask me about how my football team's success determines my self worth, and how I wish I lived in New Orleans.
Aren't DB's one of the hardest positions to successfully transition from the college game to the pros?

I'm thankful for Desmond Trufant, one that TD actually got right. He is so dreamy :swoon:

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

Kalli posted:

Chiefs LT Erik Fisher carted off the practice field with an ankle injury: https://twitter.com/APdaveskretta/status/633281864770449408


I'm glad to see Chiefs fans responding to this in mature fashion.


quote:

Man, I know it's not his fault, but I ****ing hate this Fisher dude. Two awful years and then gets himself injured this preseason. For a no. 1 overall pick, he's about as reliable as Phobia's rear end in a top hat after a basket of tomatoes.

quote:

Nearing Jamarcus territory if he misses a lot of time.


I don't give a **** if it is due to injury, players need to be on the ****ing field.


Nope.

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves

Ozu posted:

Also, lol Alabama DBs.

Kareem Jackson needed a few years but he owns now :colbert:

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

kiimo posted:

I'm glad to see Chiefs fans responding to this in mature fashion.




Nope.

*knee is bending the wrong way*

gently caress YOU GUY RUB SOME DIRT ON IT AND GET BACK ON THE FIELD

*shoves another handful of cheetos in his mouth*

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

I don't care if his bone is broken players need to be on the loving field. There's just so much wrong with that.

No Irish Need Imply
Nov 30, 2008
Coley Harvey ‏@ColeyHarvey
Another low snap from Russell Bodine. An animated Andy Dalton: "Russell! We can't keep doing that! We can't keep talking about it." #Bengals

Andy Dalton, leader of men. Super Bowl bound.

Spoeank
Jul 16, 2003

That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it
"I'm not mad, Russell. I'm just disappointed."

Raku
Nov 7, 2012

Every good gift and every perfect gift is from above, coming down from the Father of lights with whom there is no variation or shadow due to change.

Roll Tide
Every time a pats center makes a bad snap Brady holds a hand full of needles out like Freddie Kreuger to scare him into shape

Beer4TheBeerGod
Aug 23, 2004
Exciting Lemon

Raku posted:

Every time a pats center makes a bad snap Brady holds a hand full of needles out like Freddie Kreuger to scare him into shape

Given where his hands go I suspect that's a pretty effective method.

LiquidFriend
Apr 5, 2005

kiimo posted:

I'm glad to see Chiefs fans responding to this in mature fashion.




Nope.
It's probably in your best interest to not go there anymore.

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

Raku posted:

Every time a pats center makes a bad snap Brady holds a hand full of needles out like Freddie Kreuger to scare him into shape

Tom Brady would never be anything but supportive of a teammate and offer all sorts of constructive criticism to resolve the problem.

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves

kiimo posted:

For a no. 1 overall pick, he's about as reliable as Phobia's rear end in a top hat after a basket of tomatoes.

What does this even mean

Chilichimp
Oct 24, 2006

TIE Adv xWampa

It wamp, and it stomp

Grimey Drawer
So Jake Matthews was the worst graded tackle in 2014? Lets check in on how he's doing against my favorite Falcons linebacker...

quote:

vaughn mcclure
‏@vxmcclure23

Jake Matthews just put Kroy Biermann on the ground in 1 on 1 drills

Checks out.

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Metapod
Mar 18, 2012
Whiz is pumping up the Justin Hunter hype train again. I doubt it goes anywhere

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