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hohhat
Sep 25, 2014

Frosted Flake posted:

Hell, my (Canadian) uncle drove over from Windsor to Detroit, walked into the recruiters and enlisted in the 60's , and a year later he was in Vietnam with almost no questions asked.


Your uncle was a fuckin' retard.

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Dead Gay Romans
Mar 19, 2015

Pitbull enthusiast

Agag posted:

Your uncle was a fuckin' retard.

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

Ramsus posted:

i bet i could easy

wow they can do 30 push ups so what go to a crossfit gym and watch a girl pee herself that's way more hardcore

are you over compensating for your micro penis again?

Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 4 years!)

haha whats next crustaceans and dogs in the national assembly?

StashAugustine
Mar 24, 2013

Do not trust in hope- it will betray you! Only faith and hatred sustain.

a bay posted:

Do you think it is realistic and good training that students at the military school for Survival, Evasion, Resistance, and Escape are no longer instructed in methods of resisting sexual assault while held captive by the enemy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VEy8uMBQWBk

Al Cowens
Aug 11, 2004

by WE B Bourgeois

A misanthrope posted:

What do you think, goons? How much does this chap your rear end?
Zero.


Should it be? My rear end. Chapped.

Ramsus
Sep 14, 2002

by Hand Knit

natetimm posted:

Nobody is really male or female, they just occupy a certain position on the genderflud spectrum, OP. Anyone who wasn't a bigot would know this.

StashAugustine
Mar 24, 2013

Do not trust in hope- it will betray you! Only faith and hatred sustain.

Parallax Scroll posted:

all of our soldiers should be shirtless muscle men. the founding fathers would be ashamed today

baron von steuben approves

The Taint Reaper
Sep 4, 2012

by Shine
It's not going to matter , ISIS is just going to look at them and get all offended because they're not wearing the traditional lady muslim ninja costume.

Nutsngum
Oct 9, 2004

I don't think it's nice, you laughing.

Ramsus posted:

russians are retards, plz do not follow russia's example on anything you idiots

Yes but they are the best in the world at killin and dyin which seems to be the standard operational structure of any modern military.

Skeleton Ape
Dec 21, 2008



THE DOG HOUSE posted:

as long as they exactly as capable as they need to be i never understood who gave a flying gently caress

No one who is a normal well adjusted person. The other 90% is pretty riled up though

Simstim
Mar 16, 2005

You just gave me a great idea buddy.
well you see, women might get into a boxing or wrestling fight with an enemy soldier on a modern battlefield and be at a disadvantage

Ramsus
Sep 14, 2002

by Hand Knit

Nutsngum posted:

Yes but they are the best in the world at killin and dyin which seems to be the standard operational structure of any modern military.

half right, they die really really well

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
a womman could never do this, that's why they should stay outta the army
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=19R2fDXCzcM

Frosted Flake
Sep 13, 2011

Semper Shitpost Ubique

Agag posted:

Your uncle was a fuckin' retard.

He leveraged his tour into a career in Italy and Germany and retired to run Casino security in Vegas.

Still kinda retarded.

Gobblecoque
Sep 6, 2011

Tell me about your micro-penis thanks in advance.

FuturePastNow
May 19, 2014


Simstim posted:

well you see, women might get into a boxing or wrestling fight with an enemy soldier on a modern battlefield and be at a disadvantage

I rather suspect that fisticuffs between a female Army ranger and a random terrorist dude would go in her favor anyway

Simstim
Mar 16, 2005

You just gave me a great idea buddy.

FuturePastNow posted:

I rather suspect that fisticuffs between a female Army ranger and a random terrorist dude would go in her favor anyway

yeah, you're right

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:

natetimm posted:

Nobody is really male or female, they just occupy a certain position on the genderflud spectrum, OP. Anyone who wasn't a bigot would know this.

gender fluid is the worst sports drink

Loden Taylor
Aug 11, 2003

Zzulu posted:

how fuckin often do you get into melee with the enemy in modern warfare jeez

LETS WRESTLE THE GUY WITH THE AK47 DOWN THE STREET GUYS

well combatives come in handy if you're clearing houses and some dude takes you to ground as you breach or you're trying to take an hvt alive hahahaha nah, it's so you can take down a drunk pfc at bar time when he comes home and starts shouting and waking the neighbors and making aggressive moves towards his fat wife and hey this is the third time you've been called out here this month

City of Tampa
May 6, 2007

by zen death robot
so who rapes the female Rangers? I guess it would have to be Delta Force or or some other elite squad. You know that regular infantry isn't going to be able to rape them, and they certainly won't go un-raped in the US military.

fuccboi
Jan 5, 2004

by zen death robot

City of Tampa posted:

so who rapes the female Rangers? I guess it would have to be Delta Force or or some other elite squad. You know that regular infantry isn't going to be able to rape them, and they certainly won't go un-raped in the US military.

Thats teh final test. They 2 qualifiers have to rape each other.

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:

City of Tampa posted:

so who rapes the female Rangers? I guess it would have to be Delta Force or or some other elite squad. You know that regular infantry isn't going to be able to rape them, and they certainly won't go un-raped in the US military.

The US military is legit the most elite group of rapists who have ever raped. If wars were decided on the best rapers we'd be King Rape of Rape Town.

Simstim
Mar 16, 2005

You just gave me a great idea buddy.

City of Tampa posted:

so who rapes the female Rangers? I guess it would have to be Delta Force or or some other elite squad. You know that regular infantry isn't going to be able to rape them, and they certainly won't go un-raped in the US military.

female rangers are not the rapee, they are the rapists. their prey of choice in the wild is the male twink

Simstim
Mar 16, 2005

You just gave me a great idea buddy.

A misanthrope posted:

The US military is legit the most elite group of rapists who have ever raped. If wars were decided on the best rapers we'd be King Rape of Rape Town.

most elite group of rapists lol just lol

us military has a long way to go with it ever wants to take top spot from the mongol horde or the japanese imperial army

Ramsus
Sep 14, 2002

by Hand Knit

Simstim posted:

well you see, women might get into a boxing or wrestling fight with an enemy soldier on a modern battlefield and be at a disadvantage

there is hiking around carrying a poo poo load of gear, helping an injured soldier who is also wearing gear, not being able to move nearly as fast with all the gear, reduced levels of aggression necessary for full level goku

Simstim
Mar 16, 2005

You just gave me a great idea buddy.
imagin the city of berlin shaped like a woman with a slav forcing himself on it

Ramsus
Sep 14, 2002

by Hand Knit
a fat goon peers over his computer monitor to evaluate his sister's fighting prowess, yes he says, we are on equal terms

Simstim
Mar 16, 2005

You just gave me a great idea buddy.

Ramsus posted:

there is hiking around carrying a poo poo load of gear, helping an injured soldier who is also wearing gear, not being able to move nearly as fast with all the gear, reduced levels of aggression necessary for full level goku

every military movie has the scene where the battle scared vet takes the fresh newbie aside and removes all the junk from his pack that he will never need

FedEx Mercury
Jan 7, 2004

Me bad posting? That's unpossible!
Lipstick Apathy

Ramsus posted:

there is hiking around carrying a poo poo load of gear, helping an injured soldier who is also wearing gear, not being able to move nearly as fast with all the gear, reduced levels of aggression necessary for full level goku

We should subsidize testosterone injections for our less aggressive soldiers. Can't have the USA falling behind in war crimes per capita.

Turtle Sandbox
Dec 31, 2007

by Fluffdaddy

Ramsus posted:

there is hiking around carrying a poo poo load of gear, helping an injured soldier who is also wearing gear, not being able to move nearly as fast with all the gear, reduced levels of aggression necessary for full level goku

Anyone who uses this argument forgets the fact that even in the infantry there are fat fucks who sat lowed every PFA they ever had and the ones they didn't had their buddy just lie about so they get to stay in. The American military is full of Americans so its p fat and lazy in reality.

Hometown Slime Queen
Oct 26, 2004

the GOAT
I bet those gals are badasses who could beat you and me up and then maybe we could all go get ice cream afterwards

Ramsus
Sep 14, 2002

by Hand Knit
is pfc fat gently caress going on patrols and fighting or is he the yeoman because that's a big difference

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

Simstim posted:

every military movie has the scene where the battle scared vet takes the fresh newbie aside and removes all the junk from his pants that he will never need

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

notZaar posted:

We should subsidize testosterone injections for our less aggressive soldiers. Can't have the USA falling behind in war crimes per capita.

we use our technology advantage to commit war crimes, not brute manpower. its called innovation

Simstim
Mar 16, 2005

You just gave me a great idea buddy.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jcSkz_PO-os

Turtle Sandbox
Dec 31, 2007

by Fluffdaddy

Ramsus posted:

is pfc fat gently caress going on patrols and fighting or is he the yeoman because that's a big difference

PFC fat gently caress does every job in the military, if you don't believe me, join the military.

FedEx Mercury
Jan 7, 2004

Me bad posting? That's unpossible!
Lipstick Apathy

Mange Mite posted:

we use our technology advantage to commit war crimes, not brute manpower. its called innovation

Somebody still needs to pull the trigger, imagine if our brave drone pilots were all Marxist sissies like the DD/LF goons.

toggle
Nov 7, 2005

thats pretty cool

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Ramsus
Sep 14, 2002

by Hand Knit

Turtle Sandbox posted:

PFC fat gently caress does every job in the military, if you don't believe me, join the military.

i was in, and when i was in they were looking for reasons to kick people out

an easy one was not making weight, so our fatties got the boot

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