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Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth
The watermarks have been violated.

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Young Freud
Nov 26, 2006

Mooktastical posted:

Hmm, take your word for it, or listen to the guy that used to have this as his avatar:


Quite the conundrum!

I'm honestly surprised you dug that up and not the one that replaced that...

yes, I drew that and made it my avatar during the Saints Row 3 days

Philthy
Jan 28, 2003

Pillbug
8008135

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
:v:If only women made fun of smaller boobed women, thereby pushing them all to play a game of leapfrog cupsize, through plastic surgery. :v:

AMA about my fetish porn site

Absolute Lithops
Aug 28, 2011

After one long season
of waiting, after one
long season of wanting

Young Freud posted:

We've had this conversation already. The number comes from the circumference below the largest part of the breast, not the intermammary fold, which is where the breast technically begins. Since there's a reduction in volume, it raises the nadir of the boob, so the breasts ride higher.

Ok, I think what you're saying is: Surgeons measure "band size" as circumference around the torso, lined up with the lowest point of the breast. After reduction surgery, the breasts' lowest point lines up with a higher, broader part of the torso -- hence the higher band size. Did I get that right?

Affe mk2 posted:

concise information pertinent to the thread? god what a fuckin goon right guys?

TwoFire posted:

holy crap someone posting same-cup titties WITH WATERMARKS? KILL HIM! KILL HIM!

I think that guy was just being sarcastic about my post, as part of a joke that she got reduction surgery so she could fit designer swimsuits

Sorry about the watermarks :(

toggle
Nov 7, 2005

Waltzing Along posted:

How did she go from 32 > 34.

That makes no sense.

the metric system

Young Freud
Nov 26, 2006

Absolute Lithops posted:

Ok, I think what you're saying is: Surgeons measure "band size" as circumference around the torso, lined up with the lowest point of the breast. After reduction surgery, the breasts' lowest point lines up with a higher, broader part of the torso -- hence the higher band size. Did I get that right?

Yes, although it's not surgeons but bra makers and those measuring for bras.

This image from Wikipedia's article on bra sizes, but it does help clear up confusion in how they're measured.


Sometimes the lowest point of the breast is the intermammary fold or cleft, especially in more perkier of boobs, but in larger ones, it's where the boob is most pendulous.

Also, the estimated loss out of Ariel Winter's breast is approximately 120cc or 7 cubic inches per cup. That would mean that they've risen about 2", have come in 2" closer, and lose about 4" from the bust size, approximately (7 squared by 3 comes out to 1.9, so close enough).

SirEvelynTremble
Dec 25, 2013

FUCK YOU HITLER
STALINGRAD
ROFLMFAO
I,m so glad I can come to GBS to discover lots if bra and boob facts and diagrams.

a real rude dude
Jan 23, 2005

its funny shes meant to be the nerdy one but shes prettier than the pretty one thats funny to me

Dial-a-Dog
May 22, 2001
I don't understand, how did she reduce from 32 to 34 that isn't a lower number

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Apr 24, 2014


Germstore
Oct 17, 2012

A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time

Finally, a practical use for geometry.

loquacius
Oct 21, 2008

I say it's time for a cultural revolution in this country, in which we encourage young women to work out their trapezius muscles from a young age and prevent further tragedies like this

Buttcoin purse
Apr 24, 2014

Germstore posted:

Finally, a practical use for geometry.

No, don't waste your time doing the math, they seem to provide tables (see the bottom left corner):

WorldsStongestNerd
Apr 28, 2010

by Fluffdaddy
Jesus goons. Maybe she never got a proper bra fitting before since she was embarrassed by the whole thing. Maybe she got a band that was too tight on purpose to help contain her massive lumps of out of control flesh.

Anyway here's your penis reduction. What a world to live in where science can help when our bodies betray us. http://m.nydailynews.com/news/national/florida-teen-undergoes-world-penis-reduction-surgery-article-1.2120188

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Oct 30, 2009

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That article is about a 17-year old. You're a loving pedophile.

Moola
Aug 16, 2006
How is this thread still going???

SirEvelynTremble
Dec 25, 2013

FUCK YOU HITLER
STALINGRAD
ROFLMFAO


Why is it that people from the ten 18y/o age of consent states have the biggest mouths?
According to this chart you're in the minority so stfu ya little bitchtard 17 y/old is legal in 40 states

SirEvelynTremble
Dec 25, 2013

FUCK YOU HITLER
STALINGRAD
ROFLMFAO

WorldsStongestNerd
Apr 28, 2010

by Fluffdaddy

oldpainless posted:

That article is about a 17-year old. You're a loving pedophile.

And? Who isn't fascinated by huge lumos of flesh on 17yr olds? Come at me bro.

oldpainless
Oct 30, 2009

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Look I was the 17-year old ok

Germstore
Oct 17, 2012

A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time
Jesus Christ, Nayarit, what's wrong with you? Actually most of Mexico. drat.

SirEvelynTremble
Dec 25, 2013

FUCK YOU HITLER
STALINGRAD
ROFLMFAO

Germstore posted:

Jesus Christ, Nayarit, what's wrong with you? Actually most of Mexico. drat.
lets not be raciast against mexicans though. I'm sure once they sneak through the border they stop wanting to gently caress kids

Rubellavator
Aug 16, 2007

what if her boobs keep growing anyway

Jimbo Jaggins
Jul 19, 2013
Aatrek knows where his next holiday is gonna be

vyst
Aug 25, 2009



Maybe she's still going through puberty and had a growth spurt?

Germstore
Oct 17, 2012

A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time

vyst posted:

Maybe she's still going through puberty and had a growth spurt?

i'm spurting righT NOW!!!!

vyst
Aug 25, 2009



Germstore posted:

i'm spurting righT NOW!!!!

lollllllllllllll

Neptr
Mar 1, 2011

WorldsStrongestNerd posted:

Jesus goons. Maybe she never got a proper bra fitting before since she was embarrassed by the whole thing. Maybe she got a band that was too tight on purpose to help contain her massive lumps of out of control flesh.

Yeah, an actress for a syndicated, award-winning broadcast television show was probably never properly fitted. If only the head of the wardrobe department at ABC had read reddit like these enlightened goons, this whole tragedy could have been averted

dogcrash truther
Nov 2, 2013

Young Freud posted:

Yes, although it's not surgeons but bra makers and those measuring for bras.

This image from Wikipedia's article on bra sizes, but it does help clear up confusion in how they're measured.


Sometimes the lowest point of the breast is the intermammary fold or cleft, especially in more perkier of boobs, but in larger ones, it's where the boob is most pendulous.

Also, the estimated loss out of Ariel Winter's breast is approximately 120cc or 7 cubic inches per cup. That would mean that they've risen about 2", have come in 2" closer, and lose about 4" from the bust size, approximately (7 squared by 3 comes out to 1.9, so close enough).

dude...your a pro at this

vyst
Aug 25, 2009



dogcrash truther posted:

dude...your a pro at this

I want to get my masters in boobs.

WorldsStongestNerd
Apr 28, 2010

by Fluffdaddy

Neptr posted:

Yeah, an actress for a syndicated, award-winning broadcast television show was probably never properly fitted. If only the head of the wardrobe department at ABC had read reddit like these enlightened goons, this whole tragedy could have been averted

Or she was uncomfortable with it. Or she requested a tight fit to make her boobs appear smaller. Like I said already. How do pedophiles like you attract children when you can't even read? How do you read them thier bedtime stories when even the 5 year old is more intelligent with better comprehension than you?

Jimbo Jaggins
Jul 19, 2013

WorldsStrongestNerd posted:

Or she was uncomfortable with it. Or she requested a tight fit to make her boobs appear smaller. Like I said already. How do pedophiles like you attract children when you can't even read? How do you read them thier bedtime stories when even the 5 year old is more intelligent with better comprehension than you?

Shut up nerd.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

Moola posted:

How is this thread still going???

its a thread about boobs man

Edmund Sparkler
Jul 4, 2003
For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

TwoFire posted:

holy crap someone posting same-cup titties WITH WATERMARKS? KILL HIM! KILL HIM!

I'll make some watermarks on dem titties if you know what I mean! :whatup:

loquacius
Oct 21, 2008


"If there's grass on the field, play ball!" -- the official government of a Mexican state, apparently

Edmund Sparkler
Jul 4, 2003
For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

My state is 18+ so I thought for the longest time that it was the same everywhere in the US. Then I find out there's all these states where creepy old guys can bang high school sophomores and it's OK. Pretty hosed up if you ask me.

Jimbo Jaggins
Jul 19, 2013

FIRST TIME posted:

My state is 18+ so I thought for the longest time that it was the same everywhere in the US. Then I find out there's all these states where creepy old guys can bang high school sophomores and it's OK. Pretty hosed up if you ask me.

They can but they still shouldn't.

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loquacius
Oct 21, 2008

If it makes you feel better it still doesn't ever happen because there aren't really that many high school sophomores lining up to have sex with the kind of creepy old guy that tries to nail a high school sophomore

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