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actually though, can I pay him to attend my funeral?
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# ? Aug 22, 2015 08:12 |
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# ? May 10, 2024 01:46 |
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he's my foe. dafoe
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# ? Aug 22, 2015 08:24 |
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Sgt. Elias: Maybe he'd be alive if he had time to learn something.
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# ? Aug 22, 2015 08:37 |
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Pvt. Pyle posted:Sgt. Elias: Maybe he'd be alive if he had time to learn something. such is life of young goon, dAmned damned
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# ? Aug 22, 2015 08:41 |
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Little known fact: since 2009, Dafoe has attended an average of one funeral every three days. Maybe he'll show up to one you attend!
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# ? Aug 22, 2015 15:31 |
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This is a good thread op. I haven't thought about Willem Dafoe since he was the bad guy in Spider-Man. So it's fun to be reminded. That's first. Now that I am reminded of him, you provide a comical setting and context for me to think about him. I appreciate the carefree whimsy you engage in while describing his behavior at my funeral. It's also pretty realistic. I think he might do exactly as you suggested. That's second. For the third and final act, you throw in a GBS catch phrase. Solid all the way around.
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# ? Aug 22, 2015 17:02 |
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me at the op rn
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# ? Aug 22, 2015 17:04 |
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Rand alPaul posted:That is one droopy dong. The biggest dong in Hollywood by all accounts, probably as big as Milton Berle's.
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# ? Aug 22, 2015 17:19 |
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Roger_Mudd posted:This is a good thread op. I haven't thought about Willem Dafoe since he was the bad guy in Spider-Man. So it's fun to be reminded. That's first. How is his lovely role in spider man the first thing you think of?
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# ? Aug 22, 2015 17:22 |
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Celery Face posted:He's a good dancer. this is weird because theres a half dozen actors and directors who said poo poo about how he has the biggest cock on earth and they couldnt even crop it out of shots or use a leaf, etc etc, and then it seems like the dong that filled hollywood with jealousy is about an inch longer than average
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# ? Aug 22, 2015 17:27 |
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don't forget to factor in the fact that he's like an inch taller than a midget so his dick would look small on a 5'7" tall man
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# ? Aug 22, 2015 17:38 |
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man gently caress yall
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# ? Aug 22, 2015 17:42 |
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amityville anus posted:don't forget to factor in the fact that he's like an inch taller than a midget so his dick would look small on a 5'7" tall man And that he's not even at half-mast at the end of the video and his dick is already twice as long.
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# ? Aug 22, 2015 17:45 |
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i came make a press x joke but it had already been done so i'm leaving and never coming back peace
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# ? Aug 22, 2015 18:32 |
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Grand Budapest Hotel was a loving excellent movie.
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# ? Aug 22, 2015 19:19 |
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# ? May 10, 2024 01:46 |
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Please slowly lean over my coffin and make this face for a couple minutes, my mom will get a kick out of it.
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# ? Aug 23, 2015 01:11 |