Like seriously..thatbastardken posted:Could you clans, like, for one second, not be a bunch of fuckwits? *sniff* I-I'm not an idiot! Tell them Harran! 操你祖宗十八代!! *sniff* Thanks.. I-I'm feeling a lot b-b-better now.. Time for some wheeling, and maybe some dealing! We upgraded our Shrine to Issaries to a Temple. It now provides permanent Silvertongue and Market Blessings We sent Farnan off to the Rune Ducks again, with 20 Goods and 175 Food (I really want them in our tribe later ) Old Mate's off into the wild blue yonder once again. Results pending! WHAT undead?! Magic's a little weak this year, so 1 of each it is..
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# ? Aug 25, 2015 12:14 |
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I'm not sure it's wise to leave zero magic in reserve. Having that ridiculously high luck bonus seems to be coasting us to victory so far
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# ? Aug 25, 2015 12:18 |
We should curry favour with another clan by telling them of this opportunity to harass their foes. But we must choose a clan which regards us favourably, or they will take it wrongly. (4) Hiring foreign magicians to vex one's foes is not illegal, but I can't think of any great kings or heroes who would have done such a thing. (2) ʍoןןǝɟ sıɥʇ uı ǝɹıɯpɐ oʇ ɥɔnɯ sı ǝɹǝɥʇ Hire him to curse one of our enemies! Yes, but we've only got 13 goods darling and he's asking 50. He hasn't told us exactly what he would do to our enemies. His offer is too vague. (2) Plausible deniability Verlain, plausible deniability.. He is a haughty fellow, and will be offended if we try to bargain with him- so offended that he will refuse to deal with us at all. If the rest of you want to fiddle with foreign magicians, so be it. Just don't go raiding now, when the farmers are working hard in their fields to provide the clan with food. (1,2,4) Man I couldn't even get a Heroquest in before we had an event! What's the plan Australi? quote:- Bargain with him. quote:
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# ? Aug 25, 2015 12:25 |
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Oh! One thing to know now that we have a Tribe and are putting magic into Heroism: The way Heroism works, you get larger stat boosts for worshippers of, and skills related to, deities to whom you have larger temples. So, for example, that Issaries temple means our Heroism magic is going to do more for Bargaining. If we want our ring (or just Ernaldness...) to get better at Combat, we should expand our shrine to Humakt. If we want to improve our current King, the temple to Orlanth is a priority, etc. etc. As for this dude, tell our bros the Greydogs about him. Or maybe tell the ducks. Will it let you send him to the ducks?
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# ? Aug 25, 2015 12:27 |
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Forget the incident (2). This sounds like it might backfire, and we don't realllly need to damage our enemies right now.
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# ? Aug 25, 2015 12:32 |
CaptainPsyko posted:Will it let you send him to the ducks? Won't know who we can pick unless I pick that option
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# ? Aug 25, 2015 12:34 |
SirDifferential posted:A famous Bogan lawspeaker presents the legal claim against the stone. I don't know why he's wearing a top-hat, but good job!
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# ? Aug 25, 2015 12:36 |
1. How about you take 13 silver and gently caress the Blackrocks over a litte. not a calamity, just a little trickster magic.
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# ? Aug 25, 2015 12:37 |
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Reliable Trickster magic? gently caress you say? Forget the incident, let's not give stuff to someone who calls himself the Prince of Masks.
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# ? Aug 25, 2015 12:40 |
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Do you think we're made of money? F
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# ? Aug 25, 2015 13:07 |
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3 The Australi way is to proudly burn homesteads, steal cattle and kidnap prisoners for ransom. This punk is asking us to pay him to do secret murder. Make him eat his mask.
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# ? Aug 25, 2015 13:10 |
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You can pay for your own material components, thank you very much (2)
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# ? Aug 25, 2015 13:20 |
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Tell someone else that you met a cosplayer you think they'd like 4
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# ? Aug 25, 2015 13:24 |
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Tell someone. Ducks, if it's possible.
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Ghetto Prince posted:3 The Australi way is to proudly burn homesteads, steal cattle and kidnap prisoners for ransom. This punk is asking us to pay him to do secret murder. Make him eat his mask. 3 Sounds good.
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# ? Aug 25, 2015 14:09 |
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Forget his offer/ Like someone else said, this sounds a little too much like secret murder to be safe, but it's probably best not to go antagonizing a guy who can visit catastrophe upon whole clans.
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# ? Aug 25, 2015 14:38 |
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Duck Tell
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# ? Aug 25, 2015 14:48 |
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Unrelated to what's going on, I really like the phrase "secret murder".
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# ? Aug 25, 2015 14:55 |
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That qualifier is necessary because regular murder is legal in Orlanthi custom. This is part of why everyone thinks they're barbarians, by the way.
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# ? Aug 25, 2015 15:14 |
poo poo man, we're loving broke at the moment.Tasteful Dickpic posted:Do you think we're made of money? F ... Crap. That's a mighty fine looking map we got going on We then sent Farnan out to the Eagle Clan to buy some cows! We will gain their esteem by helping them; if we threaten them, we will gain their hatred. (3) We are not obligated to help them. (2) Tihs is an elcnxleet cachne to get two feos at one aetnohr's ttaohrs. (4) I have heard there are shamans in the area who seek out clans who have just been raided. They offer to send bad spirits against the enemies of those who hire them. (2,3) We aren't exactly wealthy ourselves. We can't help them. (2) *Trading with the Eagle Clan* If we tell them we sent the Dwarfs after them, they will be even more afraid, and will cough up the tribute we demand. (1,5) loving SAVAGE Jesus our healers turned psycho all of a sudden. What are we doing about these Tolkien rejects Australi? quote:- Demand tribute. quote:
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# ? Aug 25, 2015 16:16 |
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Give gifts to the poor bastards who hosed with the
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# ? Aug 25, 2015 16:28 |
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I agree with the rock. These dwarves were definitely sent by that other clan that's right next to us and we don't like and has lots of delicious territory we want to seize.(4)
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Listen, Ernaldness, if you wanna do something, you cough up the fifteen goods needed. We can't demand tribute from these people. No-one likes a greedy rear end in a top hat. But we can't give them anything and be magnanimous either, because our coffers are empty. Hmm... gently caress it, tell them that someone else sicced the Shortarses on them. 4. Surely, nothing bad will happen from this!
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# ? Aug 25, 2015 16:40 |
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I say we give them a Gift of exactly 1 cow
I can have moments of... eccentricity and sometimes be quite curious about things. Please forgive me if I do something foolish or rude.
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# ? Aug 25, 2015 16:46 |
GlyphGryph posted:I agree with the rock. What rock?
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# ? Aug 25, 2015 16:49 |
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Man, I don't think that pissing off Hypercompetent Warleader Ernaldess is a smart move. Besides that generosity is a virtue. Give 'em gifts
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# ? Aug 25, 2015 16:50 |
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Send some cows, make them like us.
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# ? Aug 25, 2015 16:50 |
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Where's the "Offer your service as counter-raiding mercenaries" option?
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# ? Aug 25, 2015 17:04 |
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Give 'em food or something.
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# ? Aug 25, 2015 17:05 |
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Yeah, we have plenty of cows to give. Maybe 10-15?goatface posted:Where's the "Offer your service as counter-raiding mercenaries" option? You know how loving with the ducks is a bad idea? Yeah...
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# ? Aug 25, 2015 17:05 |
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"Don't ____ with the Dwarf" is a much harder rhyme though.
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# ? Aug 25, 2015 17:13 |
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Send them relief food/cows
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# ? Aug 25, 2015 17:25 |
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3 give gifts - Dwarves live under rocks , right? The rocks must have sent them. We'll never be able to appease the rocks, the only solution is to assist our neighbors against rock aggression; If we don't fight the rocks abroad we will be fighting them on our own tula.
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# ? Aug 25, 2015 17:36 |
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Gift them 10 cows.
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# ? Aug 25, 2015 17:37 |
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It was totally those guys over there what did it, I swear.
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# ? Aug 25, 2015 17:38 |
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Give Gifts Generously of food if it'll let us. Stingily of cows if not. Extra stingily of goods if that's the only choice.
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# ? Aug 25, 2015 17:44 |
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If we are to be King of Dragon Pass, then we need to be seen as generous. Give them Gifts
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# ? Aug 25, 2015 17:59 |
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Be gifty. You never know when you'll need help.
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# ? Aug 25, 2015 18:01 |
gently caress we've had a game crash people. It's like the event never happened.. I had given them 30 Cattle, 100 Food, 0 Goods Urgh.. it reset to before I sent Farnan out to the Eagles to buy cows.. God I hate this interface.. Now you know why I leave the game running over night.
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Infinitum fucked around with this message at 18:37 on Aug 25, 2015 |
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