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Would you call the police?
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# ? Aug 26, 2015 03:53 |
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# ? Apr 27, 2024 06:42 |
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yiff
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# ? Aug 26, 2015 03:53 |
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I'd probably get out of said fursuit. I'd probably be hot in there.
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# ? Aug 26, 2015 03:54 |
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I would take it off and never mention it to anyone.
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# ? Aug 26, 2015 03:54 |
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get yiffy with it
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# ? Aug 26, 2015 03:54 |
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"i guess this is my life now"
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# ? Aug 26, 2015 03:59 |
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sell it on craigslist/furbay
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# ? Aug 26, 2015 03:59 |
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this but an orgy
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# ? Aug 26, 2015 04:00 |
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Wear it to AA meetings I'm not an alkie I just think it would freak them out
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# ? Aug 26, 2015 04:00 |
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actually the only person i know who can make a fur anything is a 9/10 burlesque dancer, very slim, very lovely, I would probably be pretty zazzed unless it wasnt her
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# ? Aug 26, 2015 04:00 |
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ChairmanMeow posted:I would take it off and never mention it to anyone. this is how i handle most mornings
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# ? Aug 26, 2015 04:01 |
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I'd probably resell it, if it's a nice one.
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# ? Aug 26, 2015 04:01 |
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questions: do I still have all my organs? what is the blood/semen situation with my various orifices?
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# ? Aug 26, 2015 04:01 |
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id probably pee and poop in it heh
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# ? Aug 26, 2015 04:01 |
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Same as I do every morning. Take the fursuit off and clean the cum out.
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# ? Aug 26, 2015 04:01 |
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I'd douse myself in fire and become a righteous meme as I film myself burning myself to death
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# ? Aug 26, 2015 04:02 |
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probably flail around trying to get it off. i dont know where the zippers are on fursuits, if there is even a standard design at all
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# ? Aug 26, 2015 04:08 |
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Finally get the courage to use the loaded gun next to my bed.
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# ? Aug 26, 2015 04:09 |
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Nelson Mandingo posted:Finally get the courage to use the loaded gun next to my bed. just go see a therapist. You'll know if its the right one cause the light will be on.
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# ? Aug 26, 2015 04:11 |
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I would wonder what the hell happened the night before. I mean, seriously. It had to be something pretty huge for me to end up in a fursuit. I'm guessing something like a zombie furry apocalypse and the only way to escape would be to disguise myself as a zombie furry and escape. No other explanation.
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# ? Aug 26, 2015 04:24 |
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# ? Aug 26, 2015 04:24 |
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genesplicer posted:I would wonder what the hell happened the night before. I mean, seriously. It had to be something pretty huge for me to end up in a fursuit. I'm guessing something like a zombie furry apocalypse and the only way to escape would be to disguise myself as a zombie furry and escape. No other explanation. i would maybe wonder if i'd died and was in hell
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# ? Aug 26, 2015 04:25 |
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wonder what the current statuses of my orifices are
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# ? Aug 26, 2015 04:27 |
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Hector Beerlioz posted:Same as I do every morning. Take the fursuit off and clean the cum out.
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# ? Aug 26, 2015 04:27 |
Smoke a bowl, drink a beer, jerk off, and go back to sleep. Same thing I do every morning.
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# ? Aug 26, 2015 04:27 |
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Buy lighter fluid, make a bon fire and never think about it again
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# ? Aug 26, 2015 04:29 |
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I woke up in a new bug body?
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# ? Aug 26, 2015 05:10 |
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shave edit: everybody above me that didnt say this is a 100 percent bitch
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# ? Aug 26, 2015 05:17 |
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pretend i was in a five nights at freddy's arg and also cum
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# ? Aug 26, 2015 05:22 |
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I would suck a dude off. Business as usual
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# ? Aug 26, 2015 05:25 |
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ScrotoTurboSperg posted:edit: everybody above me that didnt say this is a 100 percent bitch
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# ? Aug 26, 2015 05:33 |
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ROFLburger posted:I would suck a dude off. Business as usual eh, it's a living!
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# ? Aug 26, 2015 05:33 |
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VendaGoat posted:Would you call the police? How could you dial a phone with the giant mascot hands?
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# ? Aug 26, 2015 05:38 |
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# ? Aug 26, 2015 05:40 |
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A misanthrope posted:i would maybe wonder if i'd died and was in hell I doubt that hell has anything as bad as fursuits. Even Satan has his limits.
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# ? Aug 26, 2015 05:52 |
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Find the boner slot and hump something, anything.
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# ? Aug 26, 2015 05:53 |
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genesplicer posted:I doubt that hell has anything as bad as fursuits. Even Satan has his limits. Satan's not in charge of hell, he's just the biggest VIP inmate. And God isn't above using furries to make him and the rest of us suffer.
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# ? Aug 26, 2015 06:07 |
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huskarl_marx posted:sell it on craigslist/furbay
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# ? Aug 26, 2015 06:13 |
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Blurry Gray Thing posted:Satan's not in charge of hell, he's just the biggest VIP inmate. I'd correct you, but my voice is muffled by this unarticulated mask.
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# ? Aug 26, 2015 06:15 |
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Secks Cauldron posted:This is the correct answer. Furries will spend a lot of money on dumb poo poo. So although I'd hate myself and my clients, I could make big bucks sewing fake fur together?
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# ? Aug 26, 2015 06:20 |