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VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
Would you call the police?

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coldplay chiptunes
Sep 17, 2010

by Lowtax
yiff

Deki
May 12, 2008

It's Hammer Time!
I'd probably get out of said fursuit. I'd probably be hot in there.

ChairmanMeow
Mar 1, 2008

Fire up the grill everyone eats tonight!
Lipstick Apathy
I would take it off and never mention it to anyone.

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

get yiffy with it

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:
"i guess this is my life now"

huskarl_marx
Oct 13, 2013

by zen death robot
sell it on craigslist/furbay

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

this but an orgy

SirEvelynTremble
Dec 25, 2013

FUCK YOU HITLER
STALINGRAD
ROFLMFAO
Wear it to AA meetings

I'm not an alkie I just think it would freak them out

huskarl_marx
Oct 13, 2013

by zen death robot
actually the only person i know who can make a fur anything is a 9/10 burlesque dancer, very slim, very lovely, I would probably be pretty zazzed unless it wasnt her

ChairmanMeow
Mar 1, 2008

Fire up the grill everyone eats tonight!
Lipstick Apathy

ChairmanMeow posted:

I would take it off and never mention it to anyone.

this is how i handle most mornings

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
I'd probably resell it, if it's a nice one.

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:
questions:

do I still have all my organs?

what is the blood/semen situation with my various orifices?

Matey
Mar 28, 2008

eat food

id probably pee and poop in it heh

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
Same as I do every morning. Take the fursuit off and clean the cum out.

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
I'd douse myself in fire and become a righteous meme as I film myself burning myself to death

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
probably flail around trying to get it off. i dont know where the zippers are on fursuits, if there is even a standard design at all

Nelson Mandingo
Mar 27, 2005




Finally get the courage to use the loaded gun next to my bed.

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless

Nelson Mandingo posted:

Finally get the courage to use the loaded gun next to my bed.

just go see a therapist. You'll know if its the right one cause the light will be on.

Genesplicer
Oct 19, 2002

I give your invention the worst grade imaginable: An A-minus-minus!

Total Clam
I would wonder what the hell happened the night before. I mean, seriously. It had to be something pretty huge for me to end up in a fursuit. I'm guessing something like a zombie furry apocalypse and the only way to escape would be to disguise myself as a zombie furry and escape. No other explanation.

Ivan Shitskin
Nov 29, 2002

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:

genesplicer posted:

I would wonder what the hell happened the night before. I mean, seriously. It had to be something pretty huge for me to end up in a fursuit. I'm guessing something like a zombie furry apocalypse and the only way to escape would be to disguise myself as a zombie furry and escape. No other explanation.

i would maybe wonder if i'd died and was in hell

That Robot
Sep 16, 2004

ask me anything about robots
Buglord
wonder what the current statuses of my orifices are

Fur20
Nov 14, 2007

すご▞い!
君は働か░い
フ▙▓ズなんだね!

Hector Beerlioz posted:

Same as I do every morning. Take the fursuit off and clean the cum out.

Happy Hedonist
Jan 18, 2009


Smoke a bowl, drink a beer, jerk off, and go back to sleep. Same thing I do every morning.

Dr. Dogballs Jr.
Jun 9, 2014

the angriest sex machine
Buy lighter fluid, make a bon fire and never think about it again

Ronwayne
Nov 20, 2007

That warm and fuzzy feeling.
I woke up in a new bug body?

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

shave

edit: everybody above me that didnt say this is a 100 percent bitch

David Copperfield
Mar 14, 2004


im david copperfield
pretend i was in a five nights at freddy's arg and also cum

ROFLburger
Jan 12, 2006
I would suck a dude off. Business as usual

Fur20
Nov 14, 2007

すご▞い!
君は働か░い
フ▙▓ズなんだね!

ScrotoTurboSperg posted:

edit: everybody above me that didnt say this is a 100 percent bitch
stop assuming it's a girl dog fursuit

David Copperfield
Mar 14, 2004


im david copperfield

ROFLburger posted:

I would suck a dude off. Business as usual

eh, it's a living!

Hobohemian
Sep 30, 2005

by XyloJW

VendaGoat posted:

Would you call the police?

How could you dial a phone with the giant mascot hands?

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


Genesplicer
Oct 19, 2002

I give your invention the worst grade imaginable: An A-minus-minus!

Total Clam

A misanthrope posted:

i would maybe wonder if i'd died and was in hell

I doubt that hell has anything as bad as fursuits. Even Satan has his limits.

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
Find the boner slot and hump something, anything.

Blurry Gray Thing
Jun 3, 2009

genesplicer posted:

I doubt that hell has anything as bad as fursuits. Even Satan has his limits.

Satan's not in charge of hell, he's just the biggest VIP inmate.

And God isn't above using furries to make him and the rest of us suffer.

Secks Cauldron
Aug 26, 2006

I thought they closed that place down!

huskarl_marx posted:

sell it on craigslist/furbay
This is the correct answer. Furries will spend a lot of money on dumb poo poo.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Blurry Gray Thing posted:

Satan's not in charge of hell, he's just the biggest VIP inmate.

And God isn't above using furries to make him and the rest of us suffer.

I'd correct you, but my voice is muffled by this unarticulated mask.

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SirEvelynTremble
Dec 25, 2013

FUCK YOU HITLER
STALINGRAD
ROFLMFAO

Secks Cauldron posted:

This is the correct answer. Furries will spend a lot of money on dumb poo poo.

So although I'd hate myself and my clients, I could make big bucks sewing fake fur together?

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