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EugeneJ
Feb 5, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
"And one more thing..."

::wild applause::

::Speaker farts into microphone:;

::wild applause::

"Only $499!"

::wild applause::

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Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
what is this retard stylus lol




morons

Nill
Aug 24, 2003

Madcosby posted:

Can someone tell me what they revealed? Is it a windows Surface with an apple logo on it?
Nah, the Surface Pro runs a desktop OS, this iPad Pro still runs iOS for some reason.

Moridin920 posted:

what is this retard stylus lol




morons
A loving battery-powered stylus? :roflolmao:

Fuck da Mods
Jun 27, 2013

fina get poz'd? :cabot: :gizz: :baby:

EugeneJ posted:

"And one more thing..."

::wild applause::

::Speaker farts into microphone:;

::wild applause::

"Only $499!"

::wild applause::

hows ur PC

poverty goat
Feb 15, 2004



Nill posted:

True Apple™ Innovation

its literally a surface that runs ios

they even brought out a microsoft executive to show off office on it. lmao

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

gently caress da Mods posted:

yeah cept ur OS is poo poo and ur hardware makes me giggle

hrm nah works great bruh!

Fuck da Mods
Jun 27, 2013

fina get poz'd? :cabot: :gizz: :baby:

Chinatown posted:

hrm nah works great bruh!

poor deluded soul

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Does it light up?

poverty goat
Feb 15, 2004



realtalk ive got a retina ipad 3 that i got for christmas and every time I use my s5 to do anything it makes me want to throw my ipad in the trash and get an android tablet because ios is terrible, the gestures/multitasking are terrible and the app selection is terrible

Fuck da Mods
Jun 27, 2013

fina get poz'd? :cabot: :gizz: :baby:

The Goatfather posted:

realtalk ive got a retina ipad 3 that i got for christmas and every time I use my s5 to do anything it makes me want to throw my ipad in the trash and get an android tablet because ios is terrible and the app selection is terrible

who got it for u ?

poverty goat
Feb 15, 2004



gently caress da Mods posted:

who got it for u ?

my sister

4outof5
Nov 10, 2003

Leader of the ULT Right.
Grabbing pussy since April 2, 1994
What app does ios not have that android does?

EugeneJ
Feb 5, 2012

by FactsAreUseless

VendaGoat posted:

Does it light up?


If it gets stuck in my rear end while I'm massaging my prostate - is that covered by AppleCare?

Fuck da Mods
Jun 27, 2013

fina get poz'd? :cabot: :gizz: :baby:

wow you're an ingrate

momerath
Nov 15, 2014

The Goatfather posted:

realtalk ive got a retina ipad 3 that i got for christmas and every time I use my s5 to do anything it makes me want to throw my ipad in the trash and get an android tablet because ios is terrible, the gestures/multitasking are terrible and the app selection is terrible

what's terrible about it? i have an android tablet and its poo poo compared to my moms ipad. on my tablet menus are bad, set-up in convoluted, it's slow, and not very responsive.

poverty goat
Feb 15, 2004



4outof5 posted:

What app does ios not have that android does?

f.lux, scummvm
non-terrible irc/xmpp apps that fully support things like MUCs

the equivalent app on ios will pretty much always have less features, less options, and probably insist on displaying incoming/outgoing messages in huge chat bubbles that fill 90% of the screen with empty space

also the latest version of the awful app was rejected because the reviewer found NWS content. lmao

Rod Munch
Jul 17, 2001

Madcosby posted:

Can someone tell me what they revealed? Is it a windows Surface with an apple logo on it?

Yes, and it ended with Tim Cook doing donuts in a prototype iCar while dragging Jobs' casket around the parking lot.

jenny jones fan
Dec 24, 2007
how are people gonna do video editing and stuff on the ipad when there's no way to know where any of your poo poo is stored.

file/folder access on the ipad pro maybe??

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

EugeneJ posted:

If it gets stuck in my rear end while I'm massaging my prostate - is that covered by AppleCare?

There is a joke here, but damned if I can find it, after you've jammed it up your rear end.

poverty goat
Feb 15, 2004



$169 for keyboard cover, $99 for Apple Pencil

its not a stylus because they called it a pencil./

Fuck da Mods
Jun 27, 2013

fina get poz'd? :cabot: :gizz: :baby:

The Goatfather posted:

also the latest version of the awful app was rejected because the reviewer found NWS content. lmao

wut i just updated it like yesrerday on my iphone 6+

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

aspergers must be a terrible thing to have to live with on a daily basis

Fuck da Mods
Jun 27, 2013

fina get poz'd? :cabot: :gizz: :baby:

Chinatown posted:

aspergers must be a terrible thing to have to live with on a daily basis

goku

get beefy

Nill
Aug 24, 2003



Stylus is :10bux:x10? lmbo

poverty goat
Feb 15, 2004



gently caress da Mods posted:

wut i just updated it like yesrerday on my iphone 6+

pokeyman posted:

The update that fixes the horizontal scrolling on iPad got rejected. The reviewer wandered into FYAD and found some goatse.

"These attachments may display potentially objectionable content, such as nudity, pornography, and profanity."

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

poverty goat
Feb 15, 2004



remember that the price premium you pay for apple hardware goes in part to paying people to protect you from apps that might offend you

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Nov 9, 2014

by piss__donald

are you trolling right now

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

Nill posted:



Stylus is :10bux:x10? lmbo

Holy poo poo


Pisssssssssß

Fuck da Mods
Jun 27, 2013

fina get poz'd? :cabot: :gizz: :baby:

THE DOG HOUSE posted:

are you trolling right now

:confused:

momerath
Nov 15, 2014

The Goatfather posted:

remember that the price premium you pay for apple hardware goes in part to paying people to protect you from apps that might offend you

good

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Monkey Fracas
Sep 11, 2010

...but then you get to the end and a gorilla starts throwing barrels at you!
Grimey Drawer

Apple posted:

Gosh guys there's nudity on the internet!!! REJECTED

is this poo poo for real man



Nill posted:



Stylus is :10bux:x10? lmbo

also is this poo poo for real lol

Fuck da Mods
Jun 27, 2013

fina get poz'd? :cabot: :gizz: :baby:
seems smart, why not have a keyboard if u want?

Rod Munch
Jul 17, 2001

Melmac posted:

how are people gonna do video editing and stuff on the ipad when there's no way to know where any of your poo poo is stored.

file/folder access on the ipad pro maybe??

lol answer is probably "plug it into a computer and use iTunes"

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
Steve Jobs is loving dead and he's not coming back guys.

poverty goat
Feb 15, 2004



files and folders are too complicated for apple's ideal customer

Monkey Fracas
Sep 11, 2010

...but then you get to the end and a gorilla starts throwing barrels at you!
Grimey Drawer
if apple could find a way to make the chair you're sitting in incompatible with apple products they would do it and it would cost $799 USD

Mooktastical
Jan 8, 2008

Chinatown posted:

Steve Jobs is loving dead and he's not coming back guys.

I'm glad of it!

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Nov 9, 2014

by piss__donald

realtalk because im thinking about starting a business where i sell idiot poo poo to retarded people for lots of money but its getting hard to tell whats "trolling" or not and this would seriously effect my business model

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