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Zenithe
Feb 25, 2013

Ask not to whom the Anidavatar belongs; it belongs to thee.

Firetrick posted:

Uhh that's not complicated. It's even got drawings to follow.

Surprised that so many people are anti pool safety. When I was a kid my 2 year old sister nearly drowned because a pool gate was not closed properly. She was saved by the neighbours 7 year old who was the only one who saw her fall in.

I'm not anti pool safety. All pools should be safe from little kids getting unsupervised access to them. I was just surprised they had to rebuild the whole fence, as I cannot see any way kids could get access to their pool without the help from an adult.

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Anidav
Feb 25, 2010

ahhh fuck its the rats again
The Liberal Democrats will give preferences to the Labor Party ahead of Liberal Party candidate Andrew Hastie at the Canning byelection.

The preference swap deal with the ALP is a blow to Prime Minister Tony Abbott whose future could hinge on the strength of result in Canning.

The Liberal Democrats have the second place on the byelection ballot paper and a source said: "This is a problem for the Liberals in a tight race".

:getin:

thatbastardken
Apr 23, 2010

A contract signed by a minor is not binding!
a bloo bloo bloo I have to properly secure this entirely optional luxury so that children don't die, will no-one save me from the nanny state?

thatbastardken
Apr 23, 2010

A contract signed by a minor is not binding!
loving nanny state, always telling me not to leave my loaded firearm where kids can reach it!

ugh why can't I just smoke weed all the time and then drive my car? speed limits? loving nanny state!

thatbastardken
Apr 23, 2010

A contract signed by a minor is not binding!
look, if I want to watch pornography in this kindergarten while holding kids at gunpoint unless they smoke weed, no nanny state should get in my way!

Lizard Combatant
Sep 29, 2010

I have some notes.
Enjoy being lame, dickwads.

I'm going to blaze up and ride my bike (unhelmeted) right to the water's edge of my sweet pool.

thatbastardken
Apr 23, 2010

A contract signed by a minor is not binding!
be sure to stick a cracker up your clacker while you do it, that'll show the nanny state!

starkebn
May 18, 2004

"Oooh, got a little too serious. You okay there, little buddy?"
yeah, even though there's no young kids at your parents now do you think it's likely they'd hurriedly build one in a few years if you managed to procreate and wanted to visit?

CrazyTolradi
Oct 2, 2011

It feels so good to be so bad.....at posting.

Cartoon posted:

Pool fences save lives but why go with evidence when your local libertarian nut job can appeal to your inner gently caress wit? Guns don't kill people after all!

I shouldn't have the government tell me when I can go through an intersection or not! Traffic lights are communism! Down with the nanny state!

Zenithe
Feb 25, 2013

Ask not to whom the Anidavatar belongs; it belongs to thee.

Lizard Combatant posted:

Enjoy being lame, dickwads.

I'm going to blaze up and ride my bike (unhelmeted) right to the water's edge of my sweet pool.

You could probably chug a raw White Russian while you are there.

CATTASTIC
Mar 31, 2010

¯\_(ツ)_/¯
gently caress me sideways

Bifauxnen
Aug 12, 2010

Curses! Foiled again!


CrazyTolradi posted:

I shouldn't have the government tell me when I can go through an intersection or not! Traffic lights are communism! Down with the nanny state!

Who was the dude who literally did believe this again?

I don't know why we spend money on roads to begin with, though. Why can't we just keep living in caves? I only approve of my tax dollars going to fight off dinosaurs.

Anidav
Feb 25, 2010

ahhh fuck its the rats again
gently caress you gubberment
*rides bike underwater*

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

Today in Australia: Minister for women tells his colleagues they're being hysterical.

Lizard Combatant
Sep 29, 2010

I have some notes.

Zenithe posted:

You could probably chug a raw White Russian while you are there.

As long as I milked the cow myself, sure. Selling raw milk is dumb as hell and those nitwits deserve the book thrown at them.

CATTASTIC
Mar 31, 2010

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

SmokaDustbowl posted:

I'm aussie mate I eat beer garbage on me bread

SmokaDustbowl posted:

spread some beer garbage on me breaddo ya oval office

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

quote:

A Federal Minister has been overheard quipping about the plight of Pacific Island nations facing rising seas from climate change.

Immigration Minister Peter Dutton was involved in a conversation with Prime Minister Tony Abbott, who had just returned from lengthy talks focussed on climate change with Pacific Island leaders in Port Moresby in Papua New Guinea.

Noting that today's meeting on Syrian refugees was running a bit late, Mr Dutton remarked that it was running to "Cape York time", to which Mr Abbott replied "we had a bit of that up in Port Moresby".

Mr Dutton then added "time doesn't mean anything when you're about to have water lapping at your door".

The Immigration Minister later described the exchange as a "private conversation".

It was held beneath a large television microphone on a three-metre-long boom pole above the MPs' heads.

CATTASTIC
Mar 31, 2010

¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Dutton is a complete deadshit.

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

god drat

Vladimir Poutine
Aug 13, 2012
:madmax:

Bifauxnen posted:

Who was the dude who literally did believe this again?

I don't know why we spend money on roads to begin with, though. Why can't we just keep living in caves? I only approve of my tax dollars going to fight off dinosaurs.

http://www.abc.net.au/news/2011-08-12/nsw-mp-sees-red-over-traffic-lights/2836926

NSW Liberal Peter Phelps considered traffic lights to be a "Bolshevist menace" and said they should all be replaced with roundabouts, as roundabouts "represent democracy".

Incidentally, can you actually imagine if all the traffic lights on major arterial roads were replaced with roundabouts? The congestion would be off the charts.

open24hours
Jan 7, 2001

If they were well designed the congestion would be reduced. No one has to stop at a roundabout unless they have to give way, people have to stop at a red light even if there's no one coming.

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

Vladimir Poutine posted:

http://www.abc.net.au/news/2011-08-12/nsw-mp-sees-red-over-traffic-lights/2836926

NSW Liberal Peter Phelps considered traffic lights to be a "Bolshevist menace" and said they should all be replaced with roundabouts, as roundabouts "represent democracy".

Incidentally, can you actually imagine if all the traffic lights on major arterial roads were replaced with roundabouts? The congestion would be off the charts.

Peter Phelps was in the news again for plagiarising Christopher Hitchens brothers OpEd to the upper house about Muslim's being evil.

Bifauxnen
Aug 12, 2010

Curses! Foiled again!


Even roundabouts are too oppressive! :argh: I saw someone just this morning driving straight over the top of one rather than bother turning their wheel slightly.

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.
In the Mail on Sunday last weekend Hitchens – the brother of the celebrated late journalist Christopher Hitchens – penned a column titled: "We won't save refugees by destroying our own country".

Raising the images of the dead Turkish child Aylan Kurdi washed up on a beach which have horrified the world, Hitchens said he was "not unmoved".

But he wrote: "The child is not dead because advanced countries have immigration laws. The child is dead because criminal traffickers cynically risked the lives of their victims in pursuit of money.

"I'll go further," he continued. "The use of words such as 'desperate' is quite wrong in this case. The child's parents were safe in Turkey. Turkey (for all its many faults) is a member of Nato, officially classified as free and democratic.

"Many British people actually pay good money to go on holiday to the very beach where the child's body was washed up."

On Tuesday night, Dr Phelps rose in the NSW Legislative Council to deliver his speech on the Syrian refugee crisis, containing lines almost identical to those by Hitchens published two days earlier.

Vladimir Poutine
Aug 13, 2012
:madmax:
Unrelated: I heard on the radio the other day that if there were an election held today the Liberals might have no seats left in metro Adelaide. Pyne's seat and Boothby look like they'll be taken by Xenophon and Hindmarsh could pretty easily go back to Labor. Also, all of Xenophon's preferences will go to Labor. Pyne's reaction would definitely require popcorn if he lost his seat and his hometown rejected his party wholesale.

PaletteSwappedNinja
Jun 3, 2008

One Nation, Under God.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rGMrGlAHUq0

Pred1ct
Feb 20, 2004
Burninating

QUACKTASTIC posted:

gently caress me sideways

Liberalism is so great for tearing apart both the left and the right.

quote:

The child's parents were safe in Turkey. Turkey (for all its many faults) is a member of Nato, officially classified as free and democratic.

Haha good old Turkey, officially free and democratic.

MysticalMachineGun
Apr 5, 2005

Lizard Combatant posted:

The argument isn't that you shouldn't have a fence, it's that if you don't have kids should you still be required to have one?

Is the assumption then that people who don't have children therefore hate children and would never have neices/nephews/cousins/whatever over to have a swim?

Senor Tron
May 26, 2006


Vladimir Poutine posted:

Unrelated: I heard on the radio the other day that if there were an election held today the Liberals might have no seats left in metro Adelaide. Pyne's seat and Boothby look like they'll be taken by Xenophon and Hindmarsh could pretty easily go back to Labor. Also, all of Xenophon's preferences will go to Labor. Pyne's reaction would definitely require popcorn if he lost his seat and his hometown rejected his party wholesale.

That would definitely be an occasion for breaking out the good stuff.

Right before the state collapses with the death of manufacturing.

MiniSune
Sep 16, 2003

Smart like Dodo!

Zenithe posted:

My folks recently got forced into rebuilding what is already a very safe pool fence (no way you can climb, locked from all areas a kid could possibly get in from), and it cost something like ten grand in order to fit with guidelines.

They build it out of glass or used refugees?

Ive got a rather large pool and for 14m x 7m powder coated aluminium i paid 3.5k installed. 10k seems outrageous.

Freudian Slip
Mar 10, 2007

"I'm an archivist. I'm archiving."

How good was Morrison at the end pointing out that there was a boom mike.

Zenithe
Feb 25, 2013

Ask not to whom the Anidavatar belongs; it belongs to thee.

MiniSune posted:

They build it out of glass or used refugees?

Ive got a rather large pool and for 14m x 7m powder coated aluminium i paid 3.5k installed. 10k seems outrageous.

Maybe they were exaggerating the cost, although I do remember there was also the cost of removing the existing fence and also some work that had to be done to the ground to set the new one in.

You Am I
May 20, 2001

Me @ your poasting

Freudian Slip posted:

How good was Morrison at the end pointing out that there was a boom mike.

I should be hating how ineffective and nasty this government is, but situations like this make me laugh at how loving stupid most of them are.

Especially after that lot and NZ told the rest of the Pacific Island nations that they don't care if their land is destroyed by rising sea levels

Lizard Combatant
Sep 29, 2010

I have some notes.

MysticalMachineGun posted:

Is the assumption then that people who don't have children therefore hate children and would never have neices/nephews/cousins/whatever over to have a swim?

I'm just asking questions man.

Nah I've got nothing, the thread loses it poo poo over bike helmets. I was tempted to see what you could get with pool fences, but my heart's not really in it.

Starshark
Dec 22, 2005
Doctor Rope
Frankly if you're bourgie enough to buy a pool you deserve all the bureaucracy you get and gently caress help you if I ever get PM.

MysticalMachineGun
Apr 5, 2005

Anyway, anyone who uses the phrase "nanny state" un-ironically should be run over while jaywalking by an unlicensed driver in an unregistered stolen car running a red light.

Lizard Combatant posted:

I'm just asking questions man.

Nah I've got nothing, the thread loses it poo poo over bike helmets. I was tempted to see what you could get with pool fences, but my heart's not really in it.

:hfive:

Arcanen
Dec 19, 2005

Honestly I think the bigger deal should be Prime Minister Tony Abbott laughing at the idea of a foreign countries hypothetical (but not really?) demise.

How do these chucklefucks go from denying climate change exists to laughing at the poor people who'll die as a result?

Starshark
Dec 22, 2005
Doctor Rope

Shakugan posted:

Honestly I think the bigger deal should be Prime Minister Tony Abbott laughing at the idea of a foreign countries hypothetical (but not really?) demise.

How do these chucklefucks go from denying climate change exists to laughing at the poor people who'll die as a result?

It's because they are loving pigs and they need to have their throats cut.

Amoeba102
Jan 22, 2010

The smiles evaporating off their faces is gold.

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MiniSune
Sep 16, 2003

Smart like Dodo!

Zenithe posted:

Maybe they were exaggerating the cost, although I do remember there was also the cost of removing the existing fence and also some work that had to be done to the ground to set the new one in.

The removal would be neglible but any landscaping would be dear lord the pain.

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