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Like seriously the time your body needs rest the most your throat is like I'm going to get extra scratchy right as you lay down, your body is like this bed I sleep on everyday suddenly makes all my joints achy, your skin is like I'm super cold j/k now I'm covered in sweat, and your brain is like I think right now would be the best possible time to vividly imagine all sorts of things that are impossible not to focus on. You'd think evolution would have come up with some sort internal knockout drug for when you need to sleep.
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# ? Sep 12, 2015 12:41 |
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VitaminC
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# ? Sep 12, 2015 12:42 |
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Nyquil and/or alcohol to "burn off the cold" jfc amateur hour here lol
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# ? Sep 12, 2015 12:42 |
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nope instead it came up w fatal familial insomnia suck it darwin a monkey lmbo ill evolve some sleep then
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# ? Sep 12, 2015 12:43 |
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Professor Shark posted:Nyquil and/or alcohol to "burn off the cold"
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# ? Sep 12, 2015 12:45 |
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no. you need to drink a lot of it dumbass you should black out if u wake up with pee in the bed ur golden (shower)
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# ? Sep 12, 2015 12:46 |
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ArbitraryC posted:Both your suggestions are more or less the same. The reason they are bad ideas is because alcohol disrupts your bodies ability to sleep deeply, so basically yes you do knock yourself out a bit but you wake up about as well rested as if you didn't sleep at all. NERD
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# ? Sep 12, 2015 12:58 |
Get well soon op
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# ? Sep 12, 2015 13:43 |
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Vodka enema
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# ? Sep 12, 2015 13:46 |
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i always get really horny when im running a fever so i wind up yanking it way more often than i thought was possible. guess im just a natural bug spreader. anyone else like me? dont be shy
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# ? Sep 12, 2015 13:48 |
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Professor Shark posted:jfc amateur hour here lol Get one of those television thingos to distract you from being sick. Drink tea and honey. Don't smash down pseudo cold tabs. Get nighttime cold tabs that make you sleep.
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# ? Sep 12, 2015 14:01 |
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Moonshine mixed with sugar bro. None of that pussy applepie poo poo either, you want white lightning.
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# ? Sep 12, 2015 14:32 |
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Agreedo. Came down with a sore throat and what seems to be a cold. It would be gone already if I could rest properly.
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# ? Sep 12, 2015 14:51 |
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you clearly arent taking the right medicine.
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# ? Sep 12, 2015 14:52 |
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Opium, will help with the cough/scratchy throat and make you sleepy.
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# ? Sep 12, 2015 14:52 |
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all you have to do is go to the doctor and say that your coughing/sore throat is keeping you up all night and that OTC poo poo isn't working, and he'll send you home with a script for some opiate laden cough syrup which will be a lot of fun especially after you get better
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# ? Sep 12, 2015 14:55 |
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Doctor Schnabel posted:i always get really horny when im running a fever so i wind up yanking it way more often than i thought was possible. guess im just a natural bug spreader. i like you
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# ? Sep 12, 2015 15:43 |
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AbbadonOfHell posted:Opium, will help with the cough/scratchy throat and make you sleepy. officer im treating my cold
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# ? Sep 12, 2015 15:52 |
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Sunshine and cold and flu. And fresh fruit. These are my secrets to get over hiv and/or aids
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# ? Sep 12, 2015 15:53 |
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ArbitraryC posted:Both your suggestions are more or less the same. The reason they are bad ideas is because alcohol disrupts your bodies ability to sleep deeply, so basically yes you do knock yourself out a bit but you wake up about as well rested as if you didn't sleep at all. its not about actually fixing the problem its about escaping from it and the rest of your lovely wreck of a life for a few hours
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# ? Sep 12, 2015 15:54 |
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smoke a bunch of pot and slam back a few beers. this legit works I do it every time I get sick.
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# ? Sep 12, 2015 15:59 |
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Drink warm beer or eat onion lain-in sugar. And go to bed, op.
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# ? Sep 12, 2015 16:00 |
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Professor Shark posted:Nyquil and/or alcohol to "burn off the cold" Holy poo poo seriously, has this guy never been sick before
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# ? Sep 12, 2015 16:00 |
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Robo Reagan posted:its not about actually fixing the problem its about escaping from it and the rest of your lovely wreck of a life for a few hours yeah nothing kills a cold but time, best to experience as little of that time as possible
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# ? Sep 12, 2015 16:01 |
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I've just been drinking lots of tea mostly, it's nice on the throat. I got some decent sleep, went to bed at like 9 and woke up every few hours up until like 4 or so, where I really couldn't fall back asleep and posted this thread, but then after I posted this thread and had some tea, I went back to sleep for a couple hours and here we are. ArbitraryC fucked around with this message at 16:03 on Sep 12, 2015 |
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human being
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# ? Sep 12, 2015 16:01 |
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Just jump in an animal grade wood chipper
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# ? Sep 12, 2015 16:02 |
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ArbitraryC posted:I've just been drinking lots of tea mostly, it's nice on the throat. Make that next tea a long island and see how much better you feel. Also instead of a dash of cola just use a dash of nyquil
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# ? Sep 12, 2015 16:03 |
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Now i'm kind of hungry but don't know what to eat, thinking of wandering over to the 7-11 and snagging breakfast taquitos.
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# ? Sep 12, 2015 16:06 |
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Verily I Shat posted:Just jump in an animal grade wood chipper those are renderers you ignoramus
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# ? Sep 12, 2015 16:09 |
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eat poison and soon you won't even be sick either
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# ? Sep 12, 2015 16:10 |
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ArbitraryC posted:Now i'm kind of hungry but don't know what to eat, thinking of wandering over to the 7-11 and snagging breakfast taquitos. You're sick because you don't take care of your body
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# ? Sep 12, 2015 18:03 |
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Also Jesus loving Christ at goons who drink when they're sick what the gently caress
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# ? Sep 12, 2015 18:04 |
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NyQuil as long as you can sleep the next 15 hours and wake up convinced you are a walrus
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# ? Sep 12, 2015 18:05 |
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NyQuil to pass out, DayQuil liquicaps to jolt yourself awake because you don't have any sick days left, up down up down ride the snake
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# ? Sep 12, 2015 18:07 |
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Toadvine posted:Also Jesus loving Christ at goons who drink when they're sick what the gently caress Well, you're sitting around in your pajamas all day with nothing to do, so you might as well get drunk.
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# ? Sep 12, 2015 18:35 |
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if you haven't been in a state of half-consciousness, lying in terrible pain and experiencing soul-crushing fever dreams about being an astronaut floating in the middle of the nowhere for 12+ hours straight, you haven't lived
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# ? Sep 12, 2015 18:41 |
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Doctor Schnabel posted:i always get really horny when im running a fever so i wind up yanking it way more often than i thought was possible. guess im just a natural bug spreader. That is because your autonomic body systems are in a heightened state so it feels better. Who the gently caress can't sleep when they are sick, that is also a basic function of our bodies. The op is nuts. Pohl fucked around with this message at 18:53 on Sep 12, 2015 |
# ? Sep 12, 2015 18:48 |
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ArbitraryC posted:Like seriously the time your body needs rest the most your throat is like I'm going to get extra scratchy right as you lay down, your body is like this bed I sleep on everyday suddenly makes all my joints achy, your skin is like I'm super cold j/k now I'm covered in sweat, and your brain is like I think right now would be the best possible time to vividly imagine all sorts of things that are impossible not to focus on. every time I try to sleep while sick I end up in this strange half-sleep where i'm absolutely convinced that I need to do some physical action in order to fall asleep, like I need to push myself up a little bit with my left arm every five minutes, or (and this is actually way worse) that I need to wait for a rock to move across a finish line. let me tell you rocks aren't known for being loving ambulatory but tell that to me when i've got a fever and half asleep and i'll fight you on it
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# ? Sep 12, 2015 18:57 |
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last time i got sick i ended up downloading and sorta-watching the entirety of yes minister. was an ok show to watch while sick, a significantly less surreal experience than back in 2001 when my whole family got a nasty flu and all i could do was spend the entire week reading reader's digest's weird story collection. that book made it tolerable but didn't really help with the fever dreams, no
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