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A Man and his dog
Oct 24, 2013

by R. Guyovich

Your mom

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Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
I only bang dudes who think theyre women

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

:parrot::parrot::parrot:




:eyepop:

Siljmonster
Dec 16, 2005

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
sorry my penis is too small for gay stuff

and for living with

Ransom
Jan 8, 2001

JOLLY RAPIST
Sometimes I have dreams where I have a giant dick that comes all the way to my face and in my dream I'm like inspecting it closely and I'm like 'huh, I could suck my own dick if I wanted to' but then I wake up before I put it in my mouth.

What does that mean?

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
you should suck your own dick

cmndstab
May 20, 2006

Huge Internet Celebrity!

Ransom posted:

Sometimes I have dreams where I have a giant dick that comes all the way to my face and in my dream I'm like inspecting it closely and I'm like 'huh, I could suck my own dick if I wanted to' but then I wake up before I put it in my mouth.

What does that mean?

Your pillow is too phallic.

A Man and his dog
Oct 24, 2013

by R. Guyovich
You gay boy

cmndstab
May 20, 2006

Huge Internet Celebrity!
You have a dickpillow.

Ransom
Jan 8, 2001

JOLLY RAPIST

Deep down I always knew I'd find out this way.

ScratchAndSniff
Sep 28, 2008

This game stinks
If you have sex and a penis is involved, you're at least a little bit gay. Therefore, MtF transsexuals who only have sex with women are the straightest men of all.

ScratchAndSniff
Sep 28, 2008

This game stinks
That was the title of my thesis which got me a phd in gender studies

fuccboi
Jan 5, 2004

by zen death robot
Its a black fly in your Chardonnay, a death row pardon two minutes too late

SOME PIG
Aug 12, 2004

Hittin' Switches,
Twistin' wigs with
Phat Radical Mathematical type Scriptures

Zzulu posted:

I wish I was gay

I pray to jesus every day for him to make me gay

me too

DirtyMick
Feb 1, 2014
Never cared for blowjobs, rather pound box. It works out for me that way I guess.

TacticalUrbanHomo
Aug 17, 2011

by Lowtax
I'm gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

:parrot::parrot::parrot:



DirtyMick posted:

Never cared for blowjobs, rather pound box. It works out for me that way I guess.

im more of a playstation man

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
you havent lived until youve pounded the stinkbox of another man

it is a powerful experience

SOME PIG
Aug 12, 2004

Hittin' Switches,
Twistin' wigs with
Phat Radical Mathematical type Scriptures

DirtyMick posted:

Never cared for blowjobs, rather pound box. It works out for me that way I guess.

I don't get it. Why get all sweaty doing that when getting your dillz sucked has the same effect?

Unbelievably Fat Man
Jun 1, 2000

Innocent people. I could never hurt innocent people.


Too old and fat to be a twink, not hairy enough to be a bear. Or even an otter. Sorry fellas.

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



ASK ME ABOUT
BEING
ESCULA GRIND'S
#1 SIMP

op makes a compelling argument

Smelly Bohemian
Aug 20, 2015

by Lowtax
Lots of straight men have taken your advice, but then they turned into gay men.

Amorphous Blob
Jun 26, 2009

by Lowtax

(and can't post for 2 years!)

I read in maxim that ladies love a big strong cock in their mouth

SOME PIG
Aug 12, 2004

Hittin' Switches,
Twistin' wigs with
Phat Radical Mathematical type Scriptures
tbh even tho I say "I'm gay" a lot I'm actually not gay. it's just wishful thinking:(

Ride The Gravitron
May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

ghetto wormhole posted:

actually OP a lot of girls love sucking dick

Indubitable Leg
Aug 9, 2013
I don't know I think I'd rather have a woman who tolerates sucking my dick but is great at it rather than a woman/man who craves sucking my dick but is horrible at it. Thoughts anyone?

loquacius
Oct 21, 2008

The problem is that girls who love sucking dick never talk about it because if they did basically no one would react in a healthy fashion

Even once you're in a relationship with them they might not admit it to you because they worry you'd take advantage of it

On the other hand though my appreciation for enthusiastic blowjobs doesn't come close to overriding my love of a good quality boobie

SOME PIG
Aug 12, 2004

Hittin' Switches,
Twistin' wigs with
Phat Radical Mathematical type Scriptures

Indubitable Leg posted:

I don't know I think I'd rather have a woman who tolerates sucking my dick but is great at it rather than a woman/man who craves sucking my dick but is horrible at it. Thoughts anyone?

Interesting scenario but I think that if they truly crave the dillz they'll find out a way to be good at it so they get more dillz also people are just better at things they like to do anyway and they'll have more practice.

Cake Smashing Boob
Nov 5, 2008

I support black genocide
there's really no substitute for honest enthusiasm

Amorphous Blob
Jun 26, 2009

by Lowtax

(and can't post for 2 years!)

Me, a woman: gee I wanna suck this guy's dick but if he would rather I try to find out his name first I could try

Sweaty IT Nerd
Jul 13, 2007

Siljmonster posted:

sorry my penis is too small for gay stuff

and for living with

It's perfect for posting in GBS

Lowtechs
Jan 12, 2001
Grimey Drawer
Aww thanks for calling me dear OP. :3:

Masturbasturd
Sep 1, 2014
I can only get gay while blacked out on a cocktail of powerful chemicals, but I'm really good at it!

www
Aug 4, 2010

im straight and i would suck a dick

Kitchner
Nov 9, 2012

IT CAN'T BE BARGAINED WITH.
IT CAN'T BE REASONED WITH.
IT DOESN'T FEEL PITY, OR REMORSE, OR FEAR.
AND IT ABSOLUTELY WILL NOT STOP, EVER, UNTIL YOU ADMIT YOU'RE WRONG ABOUT WARHAMMER
Clapping Larry
OP your mother keeps telling me how much she enjoys sucking my dick so unless you're calling your own mother a liar I think you're talking rubbish.

ghosTTy
Sep 22, 2008

m4m straights only, come over to my house watch the game slam back a few brews, help me move my couch downstairs then help me with my 6 day load - NO GAYS

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
as long as there's no wild hair everywhere and it's wet/lubed/willing ya know

fuckin olds with their rules and poo poo it's all just skin and flesh and body fluids

cthulusnewzulubbq
Jan 26, 2009

I saw something
NASTY
in the woodshed.
the only part of the man i like is da dong

ziasquinn
Jan 1, 2006

Fallen Rib
Instead of having sex dreams they've been turning into holding hand dreams

Soon they'll turn gay

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Gatekeeper
Aug 3, 2003

He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.

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