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Ratjaculation posted:source? Your mom
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# ? Sep 13, 2015 12:27 |
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# ? May 3, 2024 09:14 |
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I only bang dudes who think theyre women
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# ? Sep 13, 2015 12:37 |
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A Man and his dog posted:Your mom
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# ? Sep 13, 2015 12:39 |
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sorry my penis is too small for gay stuff and for living with
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# ? Sep 13, 2015 12:42 |
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Sometimes I have dreams where I have a giant dick that comes all the way to my face and in my dream I'm like inspecting it closely and I'm like 'huh, I could suck my own dick if I wanted to' but then I wake up before I put it in my mouth. What does that mean?
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# ? Sep 13, 2015 12:48 |
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you should suck your own dick
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# ? Sep 13, 2015 12:49 |
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Ransom posted:Sometimes I have dreams where I have a giant dick that comes all the way to my face and in my dream I'm like inspecting it closely and I'm like 'huh, I could suck my own dick if I wanted to' but then I wake up before I put it in my mouth. Your pillow is too phallic.
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# ? Sep 13, 2015 12:50 |
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You gay boy
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# ? Sep 13, 2015 12:50 |
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You have a dickpillow.
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# ? Sep 13, 2015 12:50 |
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A Man and his dog posted:You gay boy Deep down I always knew I'd find out this way.
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# ? Sep 13, 2015 12:53 |
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If you have sex and a penis is involved, you're at least a little bit gay. Therefore, MtF transsexuals who only have sex with women are the straightest men of all.
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# ? Sep 13, 2015 13:20 |
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That was the title of my thesis which got me a phd in gender studies
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# ? Sep 13, 2015 13:21 |
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Its a black fly in your Chardonnay, a death row pardon two minutes too late
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# ? Sep 13, 2015 13:30 |
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Zzulu posted:I wish I was gay me too
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# ? Sep 13, 2015 13:32 |
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Never cared for blowjobs, rather pound box. It works out for me that way I guess.
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# ? Sep 13, 2015 13:34 |
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I'm gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay
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# ? Sep 13, 2015 13:40 |
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DirtyMick posted:Never cared for blowjobs, rather pound box. It works out for me that way I guess. im more of a playstation man
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# ? Sep 13, 2015 13:41 |
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you havent lived until youve pounded the stinkbox of another man it is a powerful experience
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# ? Sep 13, 2015 13:41 |
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DirtyMick posted:Never cared for blowjobs, rather pound box. It works out for me that way I guess. I don't get it. Why get all sweaty doing that when getting your dillz sucked has the same effect?
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# ? Sep 13, 2015 14:11 |
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Too old and fat to be a twink, not hairy enough to be a bear. Or even an otter. Sorry fellas.
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# ? Sep 13, 2015 14:33 |
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op makes a compelling argument
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# ? Sep 13, 2015 14:37 |
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Lots of straight men have taken your advice, but then they turned into gay men.
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# ? Sep 13, 2015 14:46 |
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I read in maxim that ladies love a big strong cock in their mouth
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# ? Sep 13, 2015 15:29 |
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tbh even tho I say "I'm gay" a lot I'm actually not gay. it's just wishful thinking:(
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# ? Sep 13, 2015 15:38 |
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ghetto wormhole posted:actually OP a lot of girls love sucking dick
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# ? Sep 13, 2015 15:39 |
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I don't know I think I'd rather have a woman who tolerates sucking my dick but is great at it rather than a woman/man who craves sucking my dick but is horrible at it. Thoughts anyone?
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# ? Sep 13, 2015 15:46 |
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The problem is that girls who love sucking dick never talk about it because if they did basically no one would react in a healthy fashion Even once you're in a relationship with them they might not admit it to you because they worry you'd take advantage of it On the other hand though my appreciation for enthusiastic blowjobs doesn't come close to overriding my love of a good quality boobie
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# ? Sep 13, 2015 15:51 |
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Indubitable Leg posted:I don't know I think I'd rather have a woman who tolerates sucking my dick but is great at it rather than a woman/man who craves sucking my dick but is horrible at it. Thoughts anyone? Interesting scenario but I think that if they truly crave the dillz they'll find out a way to be good at it so they get more dillz also people are just better at things they like to do anyway and they'll have more practice.
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# ? Sep 13, 2015 15:56 |
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there's really no substitute for honest enthusiasm
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# ? Sep 13, 2015 15:59 |
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Me, a woman: gee I wanna suck this guy's dick but if he would rather I try to find out his name first I could try
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# ? Sep 13, 2015 16:13 |
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Siljmonster posted:sorry my penis is too small for gay stuff It's perfect for posting in GBS
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# ? Sep 13, 2015 22:18 |
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Aww thanks for calling me dear OP.
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# ? Sep 13, 2015 23:12 |
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I can only get gay while blacked out on a cocktail of powerful chemicals, but I'm really good at it!
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# ? Sep 13, 2015 23:20 |
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im straight and i would suck a dick
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# ? Sep 13, 2015 23:23 |
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OP your mother keeps telling me how much she enjoys sucking my dick so unless you're calling your own mother a liar I think you're talking rubbish.
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# ? Sep 13, 2015 23:23 |
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m4m straights only, come over to my house watch the game slam back a few brews, help me move my couch downstairs then help me with my 6 day load - NO GAYS
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# ? Sep 13, 2015 23:32 |
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as long as there's no wild hair everywhere and it's wet/lubed/willing ya know fuckin olds with their rules and poo poo it's all just skin and flesh and body fluids
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# ? Sep 13, 2015 23:37 |
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the only part of the man i like is da dong
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# ? Sep 13, 2015 23:46 |
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Instead of having sex dreams they've been turning into holding hand dreams Soon they'll turn gay
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