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Trapezium Dave
Oct 22, 2012

Kevin Andrews - "support Abbott, he has never won a news poll."

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freebooter
Jul 7, 2009

"Do we want somebody who gives us the best chance of winning the next election, or do we want somebody who seems focused on promoting himself and undermining the government?"

which is which kevin?

Coucho Marx
Mar 2, 2009

kick back and relax

This is the good poo poo right here

Starshark
Dec 22, 2005
Doctor Rope

Halo14 posted:

Wtf is this 300,000 new jobs crap they're trotting out?

For Chinese workers on visas.

Ragingsheep
Nov 7, 2009
loving hell, do politicians not take a public speaking course when they decide to run?

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.
Here is noted vampire Kevin Andrews, actually willing to take questions so that makes him the most pure so far of the people stepping in front of the cameras.

tithin
Nov 14, 2003


[Grandmaster Tactician]



ScreamingLlama posted:

gently caress you.


You too.

Mate, they'd stop doing it if you stopped biting and taking umbrage at it.

freebooter
Jul 7, 2009

Coucho Marx posted:

This is the good poo poo right here

I already made this joke the other day for Corbyn but gently caress it, it's worth it

Fruity Gordo
Aug 5, 2013

Neurotic, Impotent Rage!
greetings

ive had roughly sixteen orgasms in the past four hours

spamman
Jul 11, 2002

Chin up Tiger, There is always next season...
Ballot in an hour according to Andrews.

freebooter
Jul 7, 2009

Can you imagine the sheer cockiness from Abbott if he wins

Halo14
Sep 11, 2001
Chief whip says that Joe is a nice guy. That settles it.

freebooter
Jul 7, 2009

I mean he's a black and white man. There's no sense of tempering your views, no warnings inherent in the situation. You either win or you lose.

Negligent
Aug 20, 2013

Its just lovely here this time of year.
actually I hope Abbott wins because it will be the most hilarious outcome.

NoNotTheMindProbe
Aug 9, 2010
pony porn was here
Saw 600 new posts in Auspol and expected to see a lot of ponies getting porked, what I got instead was a lot of Tonies getting forked. :fork:

tithin
Nov 14, 2003


[Grandmaster Tactician]



Fruity Gordo posted:

greetings

ive had roughly sixteen orgasms in the past four hours

froots, orgasm congratulation aside (i'm up to about 6 myself, cursed male sexual limitations)

did you hear the illoura news?

break-up breakdown
Mar 6, 2010

spamman posted:

Ballot in an hour according to Andrews.

i hope he's right, don't want this cutting into media watch

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

freebooter posted:

Can you imagine the sheer cockiness from Abbott if he wins

:smug:

Starshark
Dec 22, 2005
Doctor Rope

Fruity Gordo posted:

greetings

ive had roughly sixteen orgasms in the past four hours

Awwwwwww yeah it's the muthafuckin' gordo!

You Am I
May 20, 2001

Me @ your poasting

Fruity Gordo posted:

greetings

ive had roughly sixteen orgasms in the past four hours

She has cum back, at the turning of the tide

Fruity Gordo
Aug 5, 2013

Neurotic, Impotent Rage!

tithin posted:

froots, orgasm congratulation aside (i'm up to about 6 myself, cursed male sexual limitations)

did you hear the illoura news?

no! good or bad?? :ohdear:

NoNotTheMindProbe
Aug 9, 2010
pony porn was here
Regardless who wins I hope once all the dust is settled the GG strolls into parliament tomorrow with the writs Tones handed to him this arvo on the sly.

Anidav
Feb 25, 2010

ahhh fuck its the rats again
Is it me or do the numbers feel kinda close?

MiniSune
Sep 16, 2003

Smart like Dodo!

NoNotTheMindProbe posted:

Saw 600 new posts in Auspol and expected to see a lot of ponies getting porked, what I got instead was a lot of Tonies getting forked. :fork:

The night is still young.

Coq au Nandos
Nov 7, 2006

I think I would say to my daughters if they were to ask me this question... A shitpost is the greatest gift that you can give someone, the ultimate gift of giving and don't give it to someone lightly, that's what I would say.

Fruity Gordo posted:

greetings

ive had roughly sixteen orgasms in the past four hours

Hey buddy

sick of Applebees
Nov 7, 2008
How'm I supposed to go for a run when this is happening?

CheetoRamen
Feb 1, 2013

Orkin Mang posted:

someone post a fucken bird

Got ya a good 'un


Pictured: Auspol thread.

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.
Kevin Andrews politics is everything I despise, and yet you can tell unlike 95% of the Liberal front bench he has principles that he believe in. It's rather unnerving to see a politician who believes their positions passionately.

spamman
Jul 11, 2002

Chin up Tiger, There is always next season...

sick trigger posted:

i hope he's right, don't want this cutting into media watch

You and me both Bro

Starshark
Dec 22, 2005
Doctor Rope

Anidav posted:

Is it me or do the numbers feel kinda close?

If they don't throw him out after loving up for six months straight I don't know what's what anymore. I won't even know which way is up.

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Look Right posted:

Got ya a good 'un


Pictured: Auspol thread.

gently caress yeah. cheers dude, the blue one is my favourite

Eediot Jedi
Dec 25, 2007

This is where I begin to speculate what being a
man of my word costs me

Hey fruits.

Andrews used so many military buzzwords in his presser it was loving amazing.

I really want to get a drink. Why am I not drinking, this is madness.

Trapezium Dave
Oct 22, 2012

Anidav posted:

Is it me or do the numbers feel kinda close?
Does anyone have a clue what the numbers actually are?

My gut feeling is that both Turnbull and Bishop wouldn't do this if they didn't have support. But then again, Crean self-destructed so who knows?

Brayds2006
Aug 21, 2011
https://twitter.com/1petermartin/status/643355912921591808

"Party room will meet at 9 pm. #auspol"

Tirade
Jul 17, 2001

Cybertron must act decisively to prevent and oppose acts of genocide and violations of international robot rights law and to bring perpetrators before the Decepticon Justice Division
Pillbug

SKY COQ posted:

This is why we have wine

gently caress wine, I've broken out the scotch. If I'm lucky I'll get drunk enough to enjoy the tenth showing of the Abbott / Turnbull highlight reel as they scrape to fill airtime.

Doctor Spaceman
Jul 6, 2010

"Everyone's entitled to their point of view, but that's seriously a weird one."

Ket posted:

How'm I supposed to go for a run when this is happening?

Nobody knows, maybe an hour though?

Fruity Gordo
Aug 5, 2013

Neurotic, Impotent Rage!

Tommofork posted:

Hey fruits.

Andrews used so many military buzzwords in his presser it was loving amazing.

I really want to get a drink. Why am I not drinking, this is madness.

being sober during a spill is like being sober during sex, its just not right

tithin
Nov 14, 2003


[Grandmaster Tactician]



Fruity Gordo posted:

no! good or bad?? :ohdear:

Good :)

They're gonna go for NDIS provider status to get the funding and keep running it.

Coq au Nandos
Nov 7, 2006

I think I would say to my daughters if they were to ask me this question... A shitpost is the greatest gift that you can give someone, the ultimate gift of giving and don't give it to someone lightly, that's what I would say.

Tirade posted:

gently caress wine, I've broken out the scotch. If I'm lucky I'll get drunk enough to enjoy the tenth showing of the Abbott / Turnbull highlight reel as they scrape to fill airtime.

Hilariously this is my final week of early starts. Restricting myself to one glass.

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Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
should i buy a bottle of wine?!?!?

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