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Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

xutech posted:

Who ACTUALLY PAYS these fuckers to come on the telly and mash poo poo into a blender.

They're all Joshua Goldberg.

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Sludge Tank
Jul 31, 2007

by Azathoth
As much As i will never be a libs/nats voter i M genuinely looking forwArd to turnbulls performance/damage control as a contrast to abbott's. I'm curious to see if or how my attitude towards them will be (superficially) affected

Halo14
Sep 11, 2001

Pred1ct
Feb 20, 2004
Burninating
In the debates Turnbull will make Shorten look like a flaccid cabbage as he cracks jokes about him while everyone in the room laughs including all the assembled journalists and Shorten will try to speak up over them but his voice is suddenly squeeky and he tries harder, and he's yelling now, he's screaming with all his might but they can't hear him over the laughter which gets louder, and louder, and louder....

Breetai
Nov 6, 2005

🥄Mah spoon is too big!🍌
Didn't it turn out that Tones was in private debt up to his ears and basically needed the full PM pension to survive financially? I seem to remember something like that being bandied about at the last spill.

gay picnic defence
Oct 5, 2009


I'M CONCERNED ABOUT A NUMBER OF THINGS

Sulla-Marius 88 posted:

The same vote a week or month from now wouldn't show 44 against him, the sitting power of an incumbent is pretty significant.

True, but I think he'll still need to cement his leadership to quell some of the ones who hate him.

PaletteSwappedNinja
Jun 3, 2008

One Nation, Under God.

xutech posted:

Who ACTUALLY PAYS these fuckers to come on the telly and mash poo poo into a blender.

It's the ABC, they settle for whoever puts their hand up.

xutech
Mar 4, 2011

EIIST

he um...exercises a lot...he um..rides bikes....so many memories..

The Before Times
Mar 8, 2014

Once upon a time, I would have thrown you halfway to the moon for a crack like that.

Breetai posted:

Didn't it turn out that Tones was in private debt up to his ears and basically needed the full PM pension to survive financially? I seem to remember something like that being bandied about at the last spill.

Yep


I hope he goes bankrupt.

bewilderment
Nov 22, 2007
man what



Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.


PaletteSwappedNinja
Jun 3, 2008

One Nation, Under God.

Breetai posted:

Didn't it turn out that Tones was in private debt up to his ears and basically needed the full PM pension to survive financially? I seem to remember something like that being bandied about at the last spill.

The debt stuff was pretty old, I think. When he was in opposition he loudly complained about the smaller pay packet.

put both hands in
Nov 28, 2007

:swoon:FYFE:swoon:
I'm just F5ing for the raptorfag now

Halo14
Sep 11, 2001

Breetai posted:

Didn't it turn out that Tones was in private debt up to his ears and basically needed the full PM pension to survive financially? I seem to remember something like that being bandied about at the last spill.

Needed to refinance to afford a standard of living. And to put his daughters through private school or something. Much like the rest of this debt ridden population.

The Before Times
Mar 8, 2014

Once upon a time, I would have thrown you halfway to the moon for a crack like that.
Time doesn't really mean much when there's a spill lapping at your door.

Birb Katter
Sep 18, 2010

BOATS STOPPED
CARBON TAX AXED
TURNBULL AS PM
LIBERALS WILL BE RE-ELECTED IN A LANDSLIDE

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
So when does his wife leave him?

Zenithe
Feb 25, 2013

Ask not to whom the Anidavatar belongs; it belongs to thee.

Mx.
Dec 16, 2006

I'm a great fan! When I watch TV I'm always saying "That's political correctness gone mad!"
Why thankyew!


http://istonystillpm.com/

lmfao

Raged
Jul 21, 2003

A revolution of beats

NoNotTheMindProbe
Aug 9, 2010
pony porn was here
Turnbull needs to personally execute some of the looney right wingers to cement his authority on the party.

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD
He's slowly rowing a dinghy out into Lake Burley Griffin sobbing quietly to himself "I couldn't stop this one"

Mattjpwns
Dec 14, 2006

In joyful strains then let us sing
ADVANCE AUSTRALIA FUCKED

:iceburn:

BBJoey
Oct 31, 2012


quote this if you cry every time

Toys For Ass Bum
Feb 1, 2015



nice job Google.

Skellybones
May 31, 2011




Fun Shoe

Breetai posted:

Didn't it turn out that Tones was in private debt up to his ears and basically needed the full PM pension to survive financially? I seem to remember something like that being bandied about at the last spill.

It turns out the national budget is just like a household budget, in that he ruined both.

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

Whats the new ministries look like?

DutchDupe
Dec 25, 2013

How does the kitty cat go?

...meow?

Very gooood.

I am but a hapless Canadian but is that Abbott eating a raw onion? :spooky:

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
WHO IS THE TREASURER?????

Meat Miracle
Oct 24, 2010
enjoy every onion tones

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.
a bad prime minister is a lot like a bad father, in that despite assaulting children at least 44% of people will think the victim had it coming

markgreyam
Mar 10, 2008

Talk to the mittens.
How long until it's revealed that Shorten was trying to drum up support for Abbott this afternoon.

Zenithe
Feb 25, 2013

Ask not to whom the Anidavatar belongs; it belongs to thee.

DutchDupe posted:

I am but a hapless Canadian but is that Abbott eating a raw onion? :spooky:

With skin on

tithin
Nov 14, 2003


[Grandmaster Tactician]




Holy poo poo

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

Jumpingmanjim posted:

WHO IS THE TREASURER?????

Jeremy Corbyn

Jonah Galtberg
Feb 11, 2009

DutchDupe posted:

I am but a hapless Canadian but is that Abbott eating a raw onion? :spooky:

Raw onions are a delicacy on Nibiru

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar

Halo14 posted:

Needed to refinance to afford a standard of living. And to put his daughters through private school or something. Much like the rest of this debt ridden population.

Took out a "cost of living" bank load for $750,000 because his salary at the time of $330,000 wasn't enough for him to pay his bills :eng101:

Doctor Spaceman
Jul 6, 2010

"Everyone's entitled to their point of view, but that's seriously a weird one."

Jumpingmanjim posted:

WHO IS THE TREASURER?????

SynthOrange posted:

Whats the new ministries look like?

We won't know for a few days.

BBJoey
Oct 31, 2012

Jumpingmanjim posted:

WHO IS THE TREASURER?????

It's you. Congratulations.

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Raeg
Jul 7, 2008

The top 1% of ducks have control of 99.9% of the bread.

Lid posted:

Jeremy Corbyn

Jeremy Corbyns for every country!

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