Auspol September: radicalisation station

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Dude McAwesome: Sep 30, 2004; Still better than a Ponytar

Jumpingmanjim posted:

WHO IS THE TREASURER?????

another fuckin' lawyer, no doubt

# ? Sep 14, 2015 13:21

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# ? May 12, 2024 10:51

GrandMaster: Aug 15, 2004; laidback

DutchDupe posted:

I am but a hapless Canadian but is that Abbott eating a raw onion?

That's one of the times he ate a raw onion, yep he's done it more than once.

# ? Sep 14, 2015 13:21

tithin: Nov 14, 2003; [Grandmaster Tactician]

I'm not gonna lie guys, I just cranked one out and I think it was the hottest wank I've ever had

DutchDupe posted:

I am but a hapless Canadian but is that Abbott eating a raw onion?

Yep

# ? Sep 14, 2015 13:21

Tokamak: Dec 22, 2004

Tokamak posted:

Someone broke open Chris Uhlmann's coffin

I warned you guys, I warned you.

# ? Sep 14, 2015 13:21

PaletteSwappedNinja: Jun 3, 2008; One Nation, Under God.

"Turnbull called me a moron for 15 minutes" -Uhlmann

okay I've come around on this outcome

# ? Sep 14, 2015 13:22

DutchDupe: Dec 25, 2013; How does the kitty cat go?

...meow?

Very gooood.

GrandMaster posted:

That's one of the times he ate a raw onion, yep he's done it more than once.

Is Tony Abbott some species of lizard perhaps?

# ? Sep 14, 2015 13:22

Senor Tron: May 26, 2006

Adelaide goons, I think tonight will be a fun night at the Grace Emily.

# ? Sep 14, 2015 13:22

Skellybones: May 31, 2011; Fun Shoe

# ? Sep 14, 2015 13:22

Lid: Feb 18, 2005; And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

DutchDupe posted:

I am but a hapless Canadian but is that Abbott eating a raw onion?

https://vine.co/v/O9deFBO6HZW

# ? Sep 14, 2015 13:22

Toys For Ass Bum: Feb 1, 2015

nevar4get

# ? Sep 14, 2015 13:22

MikeJF: Dec 20, 2003

DutchDupe posted:

Is Tony Abbott some species of lizard perhaps?

funny you should say that

# ? Sep 14, 2015 13:22

MiniSune: Sep 16, 2003; Smart like Dodo!

iajanus posted:

Celebration time

A good choice.

# ? Sep 14, 2015 13:22

bell jar: Feb 25, 2009

[nws]http://i.imgur.com/yfd9ye9.jpg[/nws]

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# ? Sep 14, 2015 13:22

Mx.: Dec 16, 2006; I'm a great fan! When I watch TV I'm always saying "That's political correctness gone mad!"
Why thankyew!

Mattjpwns posted:

# ? Sep 14, 2015 13:23

bigis: Jun 21, 2006

I'm surprised there's no dubbed Hitler downfall video yet.

# ? Sep 14, 2015 13:23

MysticalMachineGun: Apr 5, 2005

wayne curr posted:

nevar4get

Wonderfully prescient

# ? Sep 14, 2015 13:23

Lid: Feb 18, 2005; And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

PaletteSwappedNinja posted:

"Turnbull called me a moron for 15 minutes" -Uhlmann

okay I've come around on this outcome

turnbull redeeming himself vicariously

# ? Sep 14, 2015 13:23

exmarx: Feb 18, 2012; The experience over the years
of nothing getting better
only worse.

# ? Sep 14, 2015 13:23

NoNotTheMindProbe: Aug 9, 2010; pony porn was here

5 prime ministers in 5 years (one of them was a double up tho)

# ? Sep 14, 2015 13:23

Amethyst: Mar 28, 2004; I CANNOT HELP BUT MAKE THE DCSS THREAD A FETID SWAMP OF UNFUN POSTING
plz notice me trunk-senpai

Birb Katter posted:

lmao good combo meme

# ? Sep 14, 2015 13:23

tithin: Nov 14, 2003; [Grandmaster Tactician]

bell jar posted:

[nws]http://i.imgur.com/yfd9ye9.jpg[/nws]

# ? Sep 14, 2015 13:23

Xerxes17: Feb 17, 2011

Drink pisss uhlman you human garbage.

# ? Sep 14, 2015 13:24

Tesseraction: Apr 5, 2009

Greetings again Australia and sorry again about that hairless chimp we accidentally sent you, although we at the vivisection laboratory are glad he's alive and unharmed we were a little perturbed to see you vote him into the highest office in the land. Still, at least he's ready to be sent back now. Please send him back in a leaky boat like the ones he turned away with glee.

# ? Sep 14, 2015 13:24

MysticalMachineGun: Apr 5, 2005

bell jar posted:

[nws]http://i.imgur.com/yfd9ye9.jpg[/nws]

Holy gently caress!

...it's bell jar!

# ? Sep 14, 2015 13:24

Amethyst: Mar 28, 2004; I CANNOT HELP BUT MAKE THE DCSS THREAD A FETID SWAMP OF UNFUN POSTING
plz notice me trunk-senpai

so are there going to be any speeches or what

# ? Sep 14, 2015 13:24

teacup: Dec 20, 2006; = M I L K E R S =

Jumpingmanjim posted:

So when does his wife leave him?

This will sound dumb and I didn't post it when I heard a few weeks ago because it's legit heresy and its second second hand and I can't prove it.

But someone I know who works in the public service knows someone who is a good, long time friend of Sophie Mirabella said Mirabella is really disappointed in Abbott due to a perceived lack of support of a few things but also because she always loved Margie Abbott... But hates that Tony is having an affair with Susan Ley.

Super second hand stuff but still. Certainly isn't the first time I've heard it.

# ? Sep 14, 2015 13:24

Skellybones: May 31, 2011; Fun Shoe

I MISSED YOU BELL JAR

# ? Sep 14, 2015 13:24

MikeJF: Dec 20, 2003

Tesseraction posted:

Greetings again Australia and sorry again about that hairless chimp we accidentally sent you, although we at the vivisection laboratory are glad he's alive and unharmed we were a little perturbed to see you vote him into the highest office in the land. Still, at least he's ready to be sent back now. Please send him back in a leaky boat like the ones he turned away with glee.

we're still not totally sure he's not still a british citizen tbh

maybe we'll finally find out now

# ? Sep 14, 2015 13:24

Raeg: Jul 7, 2008; The top 1% of ducks have control of 99.9% of the bread.

So do you guys think that Rudd guy will come back now?!?

# ? Sep 14, 2015 13:24

MysticalMachineGun: Apr 5, 2005

Let's go November election so there can be three PMs during my wife's pregnancy.

# ? Sep 14, 2015 13:25

Lid: Feb 18, 2005; And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

Tesseraction posted:

Greetings again Australia and sorry again about that hairless chimp we accidentally sent you, although we at the vivisection laboratory are glad he's alive and unharmed we were a little perturbed to see you vote him into the highest office in the land. Still, at least he's ready to be sent back now. Please send him back in a leaky boat like the ones he turned away with glee.

are you the Dutch?

# ? Sep 14, 2015 13:25

tithin: Nov 14, 2003; [Grandmaster Tactician]

Raeg posted:

So do you guys think that Rudd guy will come back now?!?

He's still going on with his concession speech from the last general election, so unlikely.

# ? Sep 14, 2015 13:25

Tesseraction: Apr 5, 2009

MikeJF posted:

we're still not totally sure he's not still a british citizen tbh

maybe we'll finally find out now

Have him sent to Nauru while you process his documents.

# ? Sep 14, 2015 13:25

Birb Katter: Sep 18, 2010; BOATS STOPPED
CARBON TAX AXED
TURNBULL AS PM
LIBERALS WILL BE RE-ELECTED IN A LANDSLIDE

DutchDupe posted:

I am but a hapless Canadian but is that Abbott eating a raw onion?

It should be noted that this was *NOT* a one time event.

# ? Sep 14, 2015 13:25

I would blow Dane Cook: Dec 26, 2008

teacup posted:

This will sound dumb and I didn't post it when I heard a few weeks ago because it's legit heresy and its second second hand and I can't prove it.

But someone I know who works in the public service knows someone who is a good, long time friend of Sophie Mirabella said Mirabella is really disappointed in Abbott due to a perceived lack of support of a few things but also because she always loved Margie Abbott... But hates that Tony is having an affair with Susan Ley.

Super second hand stuff but still. Certainly isn't the first time I've heard it.

He Leyd her?

# ? Sep 14, 2015 13:25

Gym Leader Barack: Oct 31, 2005; Grimey Drawer

Will his daughter lose her scholarship now that daddy is power-and-pensionless?

# ? Sep 14, 2015 13:26

sweetroy: May 23, 2011; thats a space bar

man i hate yall

bell jar posted:

[nws]http://i.imgur.com/yfd9ye9.jpg[/nws]

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for a brief shining moment auspol was like it was 4 years ago

# ? Sep 14, 2015 13:26

BBJoey: Oct 31, 2012

Do we have a date and time for Joe Hockey's public execution by guillotine?

# ? Sep 14, 2015 13:26

PaletteSwappedNinja: Jun 3, 2008; One Nation, Under God.

Who the gently caress is this?

# ? Sep 14, 2015 13:27

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# ? May 12, 2024 10:51

Lid: Feb 18, 2005; And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

Raeg posted:

So do you guys think that Rudd guy will come back now?!?

apparently Kevin Rudd is now an anchor on CNN of all things

# ? Sep 14, 2015 13:27

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