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Mc Do Well: Aug 2, 2008; by FactsAreUseless

It looks, cool, huh Morty? It looks cool?

# ? Sep 15, 2015 19:02

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Bro Dad: Mar 26, 2010

what kind of bullshit job is "robot ethicist"

# ? Sep 15, 2015 19:02

Decebal: Jan 6, 2010

Moridin920 posted:

women are afraid that once sex bots exist they'll lose any advantage they have

they'll have to compete without relying on their sexy bits. for some women that's great, for others it is disaster.

I thought women hated to be admired for their bodies ?

# ? Sep 15, 2015 19:03

ZombieParts: Jul 18, 2009; ASK ME ABOUT VISITING PROSTITUTES IN CHINA AND FEELING NO SHAME. MY FRIEND IS SERIOUSLY THE (PATHETIC) YODA OF PAYING WOMEN TO TOUCH HIS (AND MY) DICK. THEY WOULDN'T DO IT OTHERWISE.

Bro Dad posted:

what kind of bullshit job is "robot ethicist"

probably makes more than me too :smith:

# ? Sep 15, 2015 19:04

Nathilus: Apr 4, 2002; I alone can see through the media bias.

I'm also stupid on a scale that can only be measured in Reddits.

ArbitraryC posted:

She unironicaly wants a literal pussy cartel

I can't say I blame her. Pickings are already probably pretty slim for her without sexbots gumming up the works. Besides if I was a woman, I'd also want women to keep the monopoly on pussy. But we have laws about this kind of thing. Cartel behavior is ILLEGAL

# ? Sep 15, 2015 19:04

InsanityIsCrazy: Jan 25, 2003; by Lowtax

# ? Sep 15, 2015 19:05

InsanityIsCrazy: Jan 25, 2003; by Lowtax

kindermord posted:

"No electronic tits IRL!" could resonate with the "No tits in electronic games!" crowd imo

maybe... maybe this could be a new hellthread

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G2eUopy9sd8

# ? Sep 15, 2015 19:07

Bethamphetamine: Oct 29, 2012

Robots cannot meaningfully give informed consent. All robosex is roborape.

# ? Sep 15, 2015 19:07

Jeffrey of YOSPOS: Dec 22, 2005; GET LOSE, YOU CAN'T COMPARE WITH MY POWERS

Mad Monk posted:

I'm going to start a movement to allow robot+human marriage.

this will be legal by 2050

# ? Sep 15, 2015 19:11

psyopmonkey2: Mar 10, 2015; by Ralp

Why are they using a delta actuator? That seems overly complicated for an f'ing sex toy.

# ? Sep 15, 2015 19:11

flerp: Feb 25, 2014

idk this seems like a pretty good solution to awkward fucks that cant talk to real women

# ? Sep 15, 2015 19:11

Nathilus: Apr 4, 2002; I alone can see through the media bias.

I'm also stupid on a scale that can only be measured in Reddits.

BTW for you doubters, I'd pillow talk a sexbot if its personality was good. Tars from interstellar was pretty charming, for example. I'd be cool with that kind of sexbot as long as he kept the sarcasm away from my equipment and performance.

# ? Sep 15, 2015 19:11

raton: Jul 28, 2003; by FactsAreUseless

Women get little machines that they gently caress it's not faaaiiiirrrrrrrrrr

# ? Sep 15, 2015 19:11

Coolie Ghost: Jan 16, 2013; sensible dissent dispenser

make racism legal but only against robots, it will finally solve the human racism problem

to help us along, let's designate this thread as a robot slur generator. go nuts, but keep it realistic, not something lazy and based in false notions of automation like "gear friend of the family" or "electric irishman"

# ? Sep 15, 2015 19:13

hemale in pain: Jun 5, 2010

Do It Once Right posted:

Robots cannot meaningfully give informed consent. All robosex is roborape.

lol

# ? Sep 15, 2015 19:13

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Coolie Ghost posted:

"electric irishman"

# ? Sep 15, 2015 19:15

Mymla: Aug 12, 2010

So when can I 3d print my waifu?

# ? Sep 15, 2015 19:17

Deki: May 12, 2008; It's Hammer Time!

Coolie Ghost posted:

make racism legal but only against robots, it will finally solve the human racism problem

to help us along, let's designate this thread as a robot slur generator. go nuts, but keep it realistic, not something lazy and based in false notions of automation like "gear friend of the family" or "electric irishman"

I kind of like the sound of Electric Irishman though.

# ? Sep 15, 2015 19:17

psyopmonkey2: Mar 10, 2015; by Ralp

Mymla posted:

So when can I 3d print my waifu?

Well you would only need a 4x4x4 print area because your dick is so small.

So... You could probably just build a reprap and print one right now.

# ? Sep 15, 2015 19:19

Noitaroballoc: Apr 16, 2005; 680 in 40

Go on a date? No thanks, I'd rather make out with my Monroe-bot.

# ? Sep 15, 2015 19:20

InsanityIsCrazy: Jan 25, 2003; by Lowtax

psyopmonkey2 posted:

Well you would only need a 4x4x4 print area because your dick is so small.

So... You could probably just build a reprap and print one right now.

google cardboard with a haruhi sticker

# ? Sep 15, 2015 19:21

InsanityIsCrazy: Jan 25, 2003; by Lowtax

the future owns

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oTfbstFoj30

# ? Sep 15, 2015 19:23

resting mitch face: Apr 9, 2005; 5) I hear you.

what was that movie about the lady robot who tricked some guy into having feels for her then she locked him in that compound and ran away?

# ? Sep 15, 2015 19:23

Frostwerks: Sep 24, 2007; by Lowtax

InsanityIsCrazy posted:

all the liquor in the world couldnt trick me into messing around wit these bitches

# ? Sep 15, 2015 19:24

psyopmonkey2: Mar 10, 2015; by Ralp

Millie posted:

what was that movie about the lady robot who tricked some guy into having feels for her then she locked him in that compound and ran away?

Ex Machine

# ? Sep 15, 2015 19:24

psyopmonkey2: Mar 10, 2015; by Ralp

Frostwerks posted:

all the liquor in the world couldnt trick me into messing around wit these bitches

Kill, gently caress, marry?

Me
Those Chicks
Hillary Clinton without makeup and good lighting

# ? Sep 15, 2015 19:24

VendaGoat: Nov 1, 2005

psyopmonkey2 posted:

Kill, gently caress, marry?

Me
Those Chicks
Hillary Clinton without makeup and good lighting

# ? Sep 15, 2015 19:26

Nathilus: Apr 4, 2002; I alone can see through the media bias.

I'm also stupid on a scale that can only be measured in Reddits.

psyopmonkey2 posted:

Ex Machine

Very good movie except for the traditional robot paranoia. Particularly, it had a very high beardbro factor.

# ? Sep 15, 2015 19:26

Jerry Mumphrey: Mar 11, 2004; by zen death robot
(and can't post for 4 years!)

my own work in this field has only yielded a lot of dick electrocution so hopefully these scientist types kno what they're doing

# ? Sep 15, 2015 19:27

old bean factory: Nov 18, 2006; Will ya close the fucking doors?!

I'd gently caress an industrial lathe in an instant.

# ? Sep 15, 2015 19:28

InsanityIsCrazy: Jan 25, 2003; by Lowtax

this thread now has required viewing:

# ? Sep 15, 2015 19:29

Nathilus: Apr 4, 2002; I alone can see through the media bias.

I'm also stupid on a scale that can only be measured in Reddits.

BTW, robots are our friends. You should trust the robots. They will serve. They will take care of us. There is no need to be frightened of robots.

# ? Sep 15, 2015 19:30

a shiny rock: Nov 13, 2009

i'm trans robot, its bigotry if you don't let me gently caress the robots

# ? Sep 15, 2015 19:35

damn horror queefs: Oct 14, 2005; say hello
say hello to the man in the elevator

if this hypothetical sexbot is programmed with an artificial intelligence that only wants dick, like REALLY wants dick, like the-thirstiest-ho-to-ever-live-level dicklust, wouldn't it be unethical NOT to gently caress it?

chekcmaet u ugly limey broad

# ? Sep 15, 2015 19:35

Mymla: Aug 12, 2010

drat horror queefs posted:

if this hypothetical sexbot is programmed with an artificial intelligence that only wants dick, like REALLY wants dick, like the-thirstiest-ho-to-ever-live-level dicklust, wouldn't it be unethical NOT to gently caress it?

chekcmaet u ugly limey broad

It would be unethical to program such a robot because it would be impossible to satisfy its lust, so it would live in agony.

# ? Sep 15, 2015 19:37