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Dirk Squarejaw posted:Mayonnaise, horseradish, and cocktail sauce. Worst condiments ever. god you loving suck
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a bone to pick posted:oh great, corndogs and pickles go great with yellow mustard, once you graduate 6th grade you'll realize adults don't eat any of that garbage. What do adults eat then?
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Sep 18, 2015 02:25
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Djeser posted:Mayo is a nothing sauce that has no flavor why do people use it? Mayo should taste like lemon, the oil you used, and a little egg
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Sep 18, 2015 02:25
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naem posted:Condiments are almost all "thing plus vinegar" created before refrigeration to hide the taste of off meat vinegar is good so this seems ok
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Sep 18, 2015 02:25
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It's kind of funny how much better this parody thread is than the original.
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Sep 18, 2015 02:26
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Broenheim posted:mayonnaise. my grandma would make grilled cheese with mayonnaise. idk why or how anyone ate it Mayonnaise aka jewish butter
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Sep 18, 2015 02:26
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Djeser posted:Mayo is a nothing sauce that has no flavor why do people use it? Because moist
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Sep 18, 2015 02:26
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not the biggest mayo fan but sometimes it tastes ok to put a thin layer of it on a burger or a roast chicken sandwich.
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Sep 18, 2015 02:27
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Mayo is good if you don't overdo it. It can act as a sort of glue on sandwiches. For an example of "overdoing it" look to any fast food restaurant's usage of mayo. Disgusting.
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Djeser posted:Mayo is a nothing sauce that has no flavor why do people use it? Its like spreadable oil, which usually adds to the taste sensation of foods
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Sep 18, 2015 02:27
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naem posted:Because moist It's fat which is tasty and also useful structurally to keep bread from getting soggy in sandwiches Also fat helps carry flavors
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Sep 18, 2015 02:27
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That yellow hot stuff at Chinese places. First bite is pleasantly hot, second bite makes your nose bleed and brain attempts to escape your skull. How does that happen?
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Sep 18, 2015 02:29
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Nooner posted:The gently caress is sumac? it's sweet and earthy, if you've only had hummus without it you've never properly had hummus
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Sep 18, 2015 02:30
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a dog from hell posted:What do adults eat then? meat and vegetables with seasoning, every time.
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Sep 18, 2015 02:31
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i knew a few people in college that put ranch on loving Everything i was kind of envious because then all dining hall food would taste good if you like that taste
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Sep 18, 2015 02:31
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Ranch is kind of gross.
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Sep 18, 2015 02:32
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PureEvil6_13 posted:That yellow hot stuff at Chinese places. First bite is pleasantly hot, second bite makes your nose bleed and brain attempts to escape your skull. How does that happen? It's called mustard That pain yoi feel is mustard gas
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Sep 18, 2015 02:32
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Mange Mite posted:It's called mustard Hot mustard.
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Sep 18, 2015 02:33
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Zesty Mordant posted:it's sweet and earthy, if you've only had hummus without it you've never properly had hummus I thought sumac was sour
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Sep 18, 2015 02:33
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Hobohemian posted:Hot mustard. I put way too much of this on an eggroll once and it was bullshit. gently caress that condiment.
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Sep 18, 2015 02:37
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is catsup better than ketchup
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Sep 18, 2015 02:37
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a bone to pick posted:meat and vegetables with seasoning, every time. Nice I like to put miracle whip in your moms meaty flaps.
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Sep 18, 2015 02:38
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This should be grounds for summary execution on the spot. Ranch dressing with jojos is acceptable, however.
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Sep 18, 2015 02:44
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ranch dressing is allowed if you actually made it yourself with real dairy products
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Sep 18, 2015 02:50
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ranch is really only good as a counter point to buffalo sauce
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Sep 18, 2015 02:54
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thathonkey posted:ranch is really only good as a counter point to buffalo sauce i feel like thats more a blue cheese situation
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Sep 18, 2015 02:54
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I've never understood condoms.
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Sep 18, 2015 02:57
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Mange Mite posted:i feel like thats more a blue cheese situation actually yeah blue cheese is better... hrmm wtf is ranch good for then
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Sep 18, 2015 02:57
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my very extended family in vermont: mayo based salad, mayo based salad, mayo based salad, mayo based salad, mayo based salad, burgers, mayo based salad, hot dogs, mayo based salad, cake with mayo frosting destroy the universe imo
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Sep 18, 2015 02:57
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thathonkey posted:actually yeah blue cheese is better... hrmm wtf is ranch good for then Convincing fat people to eat vegetables.
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Sep 18, 2015 02:58
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snivell posted:I've never understood condoms. 
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Sep 18, 2015 02:58
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the thing about condiments i dont understand is people that use just SO much of a given condiment. usually it is mayo or ketchup. just dousing whatever the gently caress food with the stuff jesus christ.
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Sep 18, 2015 03:00
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thathonkey posted:the thing about condiments i dont understand is people that use just SO much of a given condiment. usually it is mayo or ketchup. just dousing whatever the gently caress food with the stuff jesus christ. maybe the food sucks
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Sep 18, 2015 03:01
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lol
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Sep 18, 2015 03:10
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Mange Mite posted:i feel like thats more a blue cheese situation Nothing is a blue cheese scenario. The existence of blue cheese is a cruel joke perpetrated on the world by sadistic Frenchmen.
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Sep 18, 2015 03:26
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i used to not "get" blue cheese like you but now i "get" it and i think it's pretty good from time to time 
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Sep 18, 2015 03:28
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i'm going to spell it bleu cheese like a human being
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Sep 18, 2015 03:29
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thathonkey posted:i used to not "get" blue cheese like you but now i "get" it and i think it's pretty good from time to time The closest I will get is gorgonzola on pizza. Blue cheese in general is an abomination that seems to approximate the end result of simmered sweatsocks reduced to a roux with chalk and despair.
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Sep 18, 2015 03:30
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Parallax Scroll posted:heres mine: why would you ever use yellow mustard when brown mustard exists i used to think this, then i decided i liked hot dogs better with yellow mustard
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huskarl_marx posted:i used to think this, then i decided i liked hot dogs better with yellow mustard whoa
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