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Maldoror
Oct 5, 2003

by R. Guyovich
Nap Ghost
This bear is extremely scared. :gerty:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eLcQesXl7q8

(I am an Internet expert on bears and I can tell you for sure it's extremely scared.)

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Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
actually p cool,thnx op

Ramsus
Sep 14, 2002

by Hand Knit
First thing I'd do is shoot it dead.

ghosTTy
Sep 22, 2008

Was pretty sweet place to chill I'd be scared not to find another like it.

Rex Deckard
Jul 15, 2004

Want to hug that sleepy bear. Not much different then my youngest when he wakes up. Save for the claws and teeth and extra 1200 pounds.

BoobFarts
Apr 14, 2014
What is this. You're just trying to get youtube traffic from SA, aren't you.

kukrunkarmaskin
Mar 28, 2005

you should see my TMNT® Machinegun
No no bear with him here I'm sure he has a point.

Universe Master
Jun 20, 2005

Darn Fine Pie

Wanna hug that bear

B.H. Facials
May 9, 2011

"Getting teased is part of growing up. It's no big deal. Just tell yourself, 'Sticks and stones may break my bones, but a .44 Magnum will tear that bully a new asshole!'"
Well that answers whether a bear shits in the woods.

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right
Was expecting shrieking gay men, thread did not deliver. :mad:


Edit: fine, let's do it your way

Tarkus
Aug 27, 2000

That was pretty cool. It'd be scary to face down a bear like that.

AbbadonOfHell
Jul 16, 2004
You know I would try to think of something funny to put here but ill just pass on that and threaten people with a + 2 board with a nail in it.
Best part was this.

https://youtu.be/eLcQesXl7q8?t=186

Mr. Creakle
Apr 27, 2007

Protecting your virginity



I love how the near turns his head, looks him dead in the eye, and takes a poo poo

somethingawful bf
Jun 17, 2005
lol @ 3:10

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

Cuckoo posted:

I love how the near turns his head, looks him dead in the eye, and takes a poo poo

I bet it also left a really scathing TripAdvisor review

Germstore
Oct 17, 2012

A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time
niiiiiiiiice

SHISHKABOB
Nov 30, 2012

Fun Shoe
Hope that bear is ok.

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
we had a bunch of black bears where i grew up and thry are really skittish and cowardly and not cool pooping bears like that one

corpuscollossus
Apr 19, 2007
I've seen scareder

Jukeboxblues
Jul 29, 2015


Grimey Drawer
That bear is extremely adroable. :3:

Drunkboxer
Jun 30, 2007

i also lolled at 3:10

ElectricSheep
Jan 14, 2006

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

I bet it also left a really scathing TripAdvisor review

airbnb:

"CAUTION owner woke me up at sunrise and kicked me out to make room for another incoming guest. Took 3 hours to find a nearby cabin & contact owner for lodging. Would NOT recommend"

penus penus penus
Nov 9, 2014

by piss__donald

Drunkboxer posted:

i also lolled at 3:10

best part

peace out bitch-oh wait.. heres a present

ElectricSheep
Jan 14, 2006

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.

ElectricSheep posted:

airbnb:

"CAUTION owner woke me up at sunrise and kicked me out to make room for another incoming guest. Took 3 hours to find a nearby cabin & contact owner for lodging. Would NOT recommend"

wait wait more like BEARbnb

Germstore
Oct 17, 2012

A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time

THE DOG HOUSE posted:

best part

peace out bitch-oh wait.. heres a present

nah, that poo poo was way too loose. bear trying to look aloof but really terrified. reminds me of goons.

Ghaz
Nov 19, 2004

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XXBjYRjNf7U

ninotoreS
Aug 20, 2009

Thanks for the input, Jeff!

Germstore posted:

nah, that poo poo was way too loose.

animals have nice easy shits because they actually eat correctly

Germstore posted:

bear trying to look aloof but really terrified. reminds me of goons.

goons don't make eye contact

Nathilus
Apr 4, 2002

I alone can see through the media bias.

I'm also stupid on a scale that can only be measured in Reddits.

Germstore posted:

nah, that poo poo was way too loose. bear trying to look aloof but really terrified. reminds me of goons.

Naw dude, the bear stopped dead in its tracks to poo poo then took off immediately after it was done. The message is pretty clear imo.

Maneki Neko
Oct 27, 2000

Enfield posted:

we had a bunch of black bears where i grew up and thry are really skittish and cowardly and not cool pooping bears like that one

yeah, black bears are giant pussies

penus penus penus
Nov 9, 2014

by piss__donald

Germstore
Oct 17, 2012

A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time
that's the loudest I've ever laughed at someone murdering an animal

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
when i was 14 my hound dog cornered a ground hog under the porch. my little brother woke me up and told me the groundhog was scratching up corys dog face. i grabbed an axe and broke its back, it made a horrible squealing noise and cory grabbed it and ran off with its twitching body. my dad was just driving up the road and he managed to salvage its corpse from cory and get it into a trash bag. the next day i got yelled at because i forgot to clean the fur off the ax i used. we had a log splitter at that point gently caress you dad

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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a looping gif of my posting

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k

:lol: god drat

whoflungpoop
Sep 9, 2004

With you and the constellations
why would u want to chase a sleeping bear whos just chilling out of some place ur not using anyway these guys are dicks

Maldoror
Oct 5, 2003

by R. Guyovich
Nap Ghost

Nathilus posted:

Naw dude, the bear stopped dead in its tracks to poo poo then took off immediately after it was done. The message is pretty clear imo.

I feel confident saying that the bear's poop maneuver was defensive; it would confuse something like a cougar that might be trying to attack it. I have read enough Wikipedia to make this ruling.

JB50
Feb 13, 2008

whoflungpoop posted:

why would u want to chase a sleeping bear whos just chilling out of some place ur not using anyway these guys are dicks

So it doesnt kill you when you walk into your back yard.

Unity Gain
Sep 15, 2007

dancing blue
bear is astronaut

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Dave_Indeed
Feb 22, 2004

by FactsAreUseless

Enfield posted:

when i was 14 my hound dog cornered a ground hog under the porch. my little brother woke me up and told me the groundhog was scratching up corys dog face. i grabbed an axe and broke its back, it made a horrible squealing noise and cory grabbed it and ran off with its twitching body. my dad was just driving up the road and he managed to salvage its corpse from cory and get it into a trash bag. the next day i got yelled at because i forgot to clean the fur off the ax i used. we had a log splitter at that point gently caress you dad

gently caress you, kid. Why the poo poo would you not clean off a tool after you use it? Oh my god, it's the principal.

I challenge you to a fight, gently caress it. Get drunk and come to Ohio so I can thrash you.

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