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I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
Tony Abbott has died.

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GrandTheftAutism
Dec 24, 2013

by Fluffdaddy

Starshark posted:

Can't diseases mutate with non-vaccinated people? I think it'd be safer if we just convince them that water is halal.

DO EET

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

Water, unless contaminated, is indeed halal.

GoldStandardConure
Jun 11, 2010

I have to kill fast
and mayflies too slow

Pillbug

oh my loving god

Halo14
Sep 11, 2001
Rip Patriots.

put both hands in
Nov 28, 2007

:swoon:FYFE:swoon:

Jumpingmanjim posted:

Tony Abbott has died.

David Cameron hosed a dead pig

Diet Crack
Jan 15, 2001

SynthOrange posted:

Water, unless contaminated, is indeed halal.

Air is halal unless you're in an Amsterdam coffee shop.

Birb Katter
Sep 18, 2010

BOATS STOPPED
CARBON TAX AXED
TURNBULL AS PM
LIBERALS WILL BE RE-ELECTED IN A LANDSLIDE

Doctor Cave posted:

David Cameron hosed a dead pig

was the pig halal, is this a taqiyya thing or did he just gently caress a dead pig?

EvilElmo
May 10, 2009

Doctor Cave posted:

David Cameron hosed a dead pig

Yeah but thats real.

hooman
Oct 11, 2007

This guy seems legit.
Fun Shoe

GoldStandardConure posted:

oh my loving god

Things that will literally turn you into a muslim:
Every drink that isn't alcoholic or blood.
Every non meat food.
Most meat foods.

Good luck on your exclusive diet of XXXX, blood, carrion and pork Australian Defence league.

Hell if you're Christian (because lets face it you probably are) and you kill the animal yourself it's Halal too! So better make sure you only source your non-pork meats from non Christians/Jews/Muslims. Find your local Atheist/Hindu/Bhuddist/Sikh Butcher today, your only sources of non-halal meats.

Birb Katter
Sep 18, 2010

BOATS STOPPED
CARBON TAX AXED
TURNBULL AS PM
LIBERALS WILL BE RE-ELECTED IN A LANDSLIDE

hooman posted:

Things that will literally turn you into a muslim:
Every drink that isn't alcoholic or blood.
Every non meat food.
Most meat foods.

Good luck on your exclusive diet of XXXX, blood, carrion and pork Australian Defence league.

Hell if you're Christian (because lets face it you probably are) and you kill the animal yourself it's Halal too! So better make sure you only source your non-pork meats from non Christians/Jews/Muslims. Find your local Atheist/Hindu/Bhuddist/Sikh Butcher today, your only sources of non-halal meats.

Petrol is halal, don't forget that.

gay picnic defence
Oct 5, 2009


I'M CONCERNED ABOUT A NUMBER OF THINGS

Diet Crack posted:

Air is halal unless you're in an Amsterdam coffee shop.

All my Muslim friends smoke weed instead of drinking so Amsterdam coffee shops are probably halal enough.

Starshark
Dec 22, 2005
Doctor Rope

gay picnic defence posted:

All my Muslim friends smoke weed instead of drinking so Amsterdam coffee shops are probably halal enough.

Yeah I coulda sworn Turks smoke hash like no-one's business.

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

It aint nobody's business but the Turks though.

Pred1ct
Feb 20, 2004
Burninating

Really having trouble discerning where the genuine outrage starts and the trolling begins. Is there anywhere worse than Reddit.

BBJoey
Oct 31, 2012

Pred1ct posted:

Is there anywhere worse than Reddit.

you're posting in it, lmao.

wait gently caress, I thought of a funy joke.

(ignore the previous two sentences) it's your post history, lmao.

Birb Katter
Sep 18, 2010

BOATS STOPPED
CARBON TAX AXED
TURNBULL AS PM
LIBERALS WILL BE RE-ELECTED IN A LANDSLIDE

BBJoey posted:

you're posting in it, lmao.

wait gently caress, I thought of a funy joke.

(ignore the previous two sentences) it's your post history, lmao.

Thanks for proving the rule I guess.

gay picnic defence
Oct 5, 2009


I'M CONCERNED ABOUT A NUMBER OF THINGS

Starshark posted:

Yeah I coulda sworn Turks smoke hash like no-one's business.

These guys are Lebanese, but I guess it's enough for young people to go with the literal instruction not to drink alcohol rather than the later interpretation that it include all psychoactive substances (I think that is how it goes anyway, could be wrong).

BBJoey
Oct 31, 2012

Much like all religious dietary rules, what is and is not haram is very up to interpretation. There are young Muslims who follow strict dietary rules, and old Muslims who are more relaxed about it. It's up to the individual, really. (unless you live in a place controlled by fundamentalists but then what food you're allowed to eat is probably the least of your worries)

Serrath
Mar 17, 2005

I have nothing of value to contribute
Ham Wrangler

Pred1ct posted:

Really having trouble discerning where the genuine outrage starts and the trolling begins. Is there anywhere worse than Reddit.

That link is pro-click, I never considered what SA might look to people on other forums. It reads like news reports or current affair stories where some news-worthy event started on an online forum and journalists have to try to explain what a message board is and why this particular forum is unique to a lay-audience except they don't know either so they're forced to interpret pretty innocuous statements and banter as coded language or something more sinister.

Birb Katter
Sep 18, 2010

BOATS STOPPED
CARBON TAX AXED
TURNBULL AS PM
LIBERALS WILL BE RE-ELECTED IN A LANDSLIDE

Serrath posted:

That link is pro-click, I never considered what SA might look to people on other forums. It reads like news reports or current affair stories where some news-worthy event started on an online forum and journalists have to try to explain what a message board is and why this particular forum is unique to a lay-audience except they don't know either so they're forced to interpret pretty innocuous statements and banter as coded language or something more sinister.

You have to realise probably 50% of the stuff after the niggerstomper quote is troll


unrelated: can anyone confirm this?

https://twitter.com/S7U/status/647326938214719488

Halo14
Sep 11, 2001
I'm curious to see if that's Malcolm's actual handwriting...

I'm sure they have surplus flags tho.

Solemn Sloth
Jul 11, 2015

Baby you can shout at me,
But you can't need my eyes.
Can we show the ADL that almost all medicines and medical procedures are Halal?

Birb Katter
Sep 18, 2010

BOATS STOPPED
CARBON TAX AXED
TURNBULL AS PM
LIBERALS WILL BE RE-ELECTED IN A LANDSLIDE

Solemn Sloth posted:

Can we show the ADL that almost all medicines and medical procedures are Halal?

I want them to stop driving because petrol is halal. Driving is mostly a convenience where as medicine less so. Giving up your 10k drive to work because petrol is halal would be a massive net gain for the world.

Starshark
Dec 22, 2005
Doctor Rope
My dick is hal- wait, they aren't going to suck it if I tell them that. I need to rethink this.

Halo14
Sep 11, 2001

Birb Katter posted:

I want them to stop driving because petrol is halal. Driving is mostly a convenience where as medicine less so. Giving up your 10k drive to work because petrol is halal would be a massive net gain for the world.

Plus we don't want people with dangerously low brain function on the roads.

Birb Katter
Sep 18, 2010

BOATS STOPPED
CARBON TAX AXED
TURNBULL AS PM
LIBERALS WILL BE RE-ELECTED IN A LANDSLIDE

Starshark posted:

My dick is hal- wait, they aren't going to suck it if I tell them that. I need to rethink this.

They aren't going to suck it anyway so you're safe there. #getsomeporkonyourfork

Fat_Kiwi
Jun 30, 2007

Senators and Members Entitlements posted:

6.8.2 Large Flags for Presentation to Constituents
Large Flags

Senators and Members also have an entitlement to distribute certain large flags as described below to the following eligible recipients:

- schools, local councils, churches and other non-profit or benevolent community organisations, associations and groups which have occasion to display the flag from flag poles on their premises, or which display the flag on special public occasions, or in halls or meeting rooms;
- community organisations, Australian exchange students and humanitarian aid workers undertaking official visits or duties overseas; and
- a family member, or an ex-service organisation representative, for use at the funeral of an Australian war veteran.

Additionally, Senators and Members have an entitlement to 50 large flags per financial year (no larger than 1,370mm x 685mm) for presentation to private individuals.

Any unused portion of the entitlement to 50 large flags per financial year for this purpose may not be carried forward into the next financial year.

Flags may not be made available under this program to businesses or commercial enterprises.

We can also get portraits of the Queen & Duke of Edinburgh if we want.

Sulla Faex
May 14, 2010

No man ever did me so much good, or enemy so much harm, but I repaid him with ENDLESS SHITPOSTING
All I learned from that dumb Reddit thread full of 14 year olds is that SA is apparently out of cash. Maybe they should take a leaf out of the Casino book and start offering free poo poo to raptorfag and iwc to come back and start throwing $20/day each for the cause

gay picnic defence
Oct 5, 2009


I'M CONCERNED ABOUT A NUMBER OF THINGS

Sulla-Marius 88 posted:

All I learned from that dumb Reddit thread full of 14 year olds is that SA is apparently out of cash. Maybe they should take a leaf out of the Casino book and start offering free poo poo to raptorfag and iwc to come back and start throwing $20/day each for the cause

The place does seem a bit less, I don't know, vibrant or something compared with a few years ago. I wonder if the changes like killing LF and changing GBS caused a few people to leave. Or maybe forums are less relevant to people these days.

Halo14
Sep 11, 2001
It's my fault. I've bought 1 avatar in 14 years :(

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

gay picnic defence posted:

The place does seem a bit less, I don't know, vibrant or something compared with a few years ago. I wonder if the changes like killing LF and changing GBS caused a few people to leave. Or maybe forums are less relevant to people these days.

It's the second one. Everything is being used less in favour of instant-gratification social media.

Starshark
Dec 22, 2005
Doctor Rope
Everyone went to twitter because you never have to worry about reading more than 140 characters or whatever the gently caress it is.

MiniSune
Sep 16, 2003

Smart like Dodo!
Will nobody cry for the Forums of Delphi?

Serrath
Mar 17, 2005

I have nothing of value to contribute
Ham Wrangler

Memento posted:

It's the second one. Everything is being used less in favour of instant-gratification social media.

People used to post in these forums that they would now post on social media. GBS used to be a lot of weird but relatively engaging personal interest stories as people described their lives and things that were happening to them. When I joined, I recall a thread where someone was posting from within a city block that had been evacuated and for some reason he either ignored or wasn't informed and he was posting pictures of deserted streets and the police cordon. Or someone else who posted that they were getting ebay scammed from someone claiming to want to purchase their computer so he made a fake computer out of cardboard and weighed it down with rocks so the scammer would have to pay extra postage costs.

Like, it wasn't anything important but reading these stories was a good way to pass time but now people post these sorts of stories on their own social media and SA has just become a lot less personal and interesting as a result.

Sulla Faex
May 14, 2010

No man ever did me so much good, or enemy so much harm, but I repaid him with ENDLESS SHITPOSTING
I think it's pretty natural, it's hard to stay fresh without reinventing yourself over and over, and the average age of its users has probably increased at a rate that comprises a solid chunk of the age of the forum itself. Twelve to thirteen years ago when I first started lurking here the internet was a vastly different place as well, content aggregators weren't the "front page" of the internet, it was mostly created in house, and that's where SA came to the fore - people were creating and sharing poo poo within a much smaller community grouping. So potato cannons, flame throwers, freaking out about bee hives on swings, etc etc, that disseminated far less easily than it does nowadays and it was easier for a single forum to stand out. Nowadays when people create content like that they always have this idea of it going viral, and so they go to the places where that happens (because they have millions of active users, rather than thousands).

Another consideration is that as you age you tend to want to do less crazy poo poo, so less interesting stuff is happening, and less new people are attracted to it. I don't really see a problem with that, though I'm not invested enough to care either way it goes. As far as communities and discussion-based websites go, I'd take stagnant SA over "vibrant" Reddit any day of the week. You can tell at a glance what happens to a site when it attracts hundreds of thousands of maladjusted privileged teens. Then I'd imagine the content generated by Reddit's users pales as a percentage of the whole in comparison to that created by SA members as a % - it's a content aggregator and marketing platform for business on the whole, not a community or a content generation enterprise

Sulla Faex fucked around with this message at 11:31 on Sep 25, 2015

Sulla Faex
May 14, 2010

No man ever did me so much good, or enemy so much harm, but I repaid him with ENDLESS SHITPOSTING

Serrath posted:

People used to post in these forums that they would now post on social media. GBS used to be a lot of weird but relatively engaging personal interest stories as people described their lives and things that were happening to them. When I joined, I recall a thread where someone was posting from within a city block that had been evacuated and for some reason he either ignored or wasn't informed and he was posting pictures of deserted streets and the police cordon. Or someone else who posted that they were getting ebay scammed from someone claiming to want to purchase their computer so he made a fake computer out of cardboard and weighed it down with rocks so the scammer would have to pay extra postage costs.

Like, it wasn't anything important but reading these stories was a good way to pass time but now people post these sorts of stories on their own social media and SA has just become a lot less personal and interesting as a result.

Yeah the naked king of shoreditch is a good example of one of the final hurrahs, at least as far as it goes in my mind. One of these things where you can connect to people living interesting scenarios halfway across the world without it feeling like you're just another audience member watching something on the news (complete with twitter feed). Reddit and sites like that are super mass media, which have their place but we're comparing apples and oranges

BBJoey
Oct 31, 2012

Reddit's culture isn't helped by the fact that its owners/admins are a bunch of dipshit Libertarians who needed to be pressured by loving CNN to close down a borderline child pornography subreddit, and even now see no problem with hosting hate subreddits like "r/CoonTown" and, at least last time I checked, actively subsidise said hate subreddits by not running advertising on them.

on the plus side Tony Abbott is dead and the Prime Minister of the United Kingdom, David Cameron, orally hosed a dead pig.

Sulla Faex
May 14, 2010

No man ever did me so much good, or enemy so much harm, but I repaid him with ENDLESS SHITPOSTING

BBJoey posted:

Reddit's status isn't helped by the fact that its owners/admins are a bunch of dipshit Libertarians who needed to be pressured by loving CNN to close down a borderline child pornography subreddit, and even now see no problem with hosting hate subreddits like "r/CoonTown" and, at least last time I checked, actively subsidise said hate subreddits by not running advertising on them.

on the plus side Tony Abbott is dead and the Prime Minister of the United Kingdom, David Cameron, orally hosed a dead pig.

And shielding multiple massive subreddits (many of which probably still exist in some form) dedicated entirely to the active sexual harassment of women, sharing stolen illegal photos and videos of women naked or having sex and acting like they're not real people or that it's not a crime because the person's job has them stand in front of a camera more frequently than others do. Pretty sinister stuff, and the Reddit management's tacit approval and active defense of this behaviour is helping make the internet (and the world in general) a worse place just by how much capacity they have to shape public discourse and what is considered 'acceptable'

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Zenithe
Feb 25, 2013

Ask not to whom the Anidavatar belongs; it belongs to thee.

Birb Katter posted:

I want them to stop driving because petrol is halal. Driving is mostly a convenience where as medicine less so. Giving up your 10k drive to work because petrol is halal would be a massive net gain for the world.

Breathing: also halal

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