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JimsonTheBetrayer
Oct 13, 2010

Game's over, and fuck you Jimson. It's not my fault that you guys couldn't get your shit together by deadline. No one gets access to docs because I don't fucking care anymore, I hope you all enjoyed ruining my game, and there won't be another.
Let's all take a moment to discuss the amazing moments in porn. From Lemon sluts to holes that you poop from, porn has brought us a lot of weird and totally bonkers moments.

For instance I found a rip of a live cam where the girl started crying because her boyfriend proposed mid camshow. Dildo all the way up in her cooz and he just pops the question.

So goons what are some of your favorite porn moments.

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jyrque
Sep 4, 2011

Gravy Boat 2k
Basically this

lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010

the part where i masturebate

Bokito
Jul 25, 2007
Going Ape
Sasha Grey licking a toilet seat

* BUT I'M AN INTELLECTUAL REALLY *

AbbadonOfHell
Jul 16, 2004
You know I would try to think of something funny to put here but ill just pass on that and threaten people with a + 2 board with a nail in it.

jyrque posted:

Basically this



This and "But I poop from there."

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

jyrque posted:

Basically this



The guy holding the gun is the real life version of that foreign guy from family guy who is always laughing and explaining jokes and what he finds funny about them.

The second Louis Theroux documentary had him in it and he was just smiling and laughing the entire time.

Speaking of which, Tommy Gunn uses his money to live on a ranch by himself, ride horses, and build a zombie proof RV that maybe he and his friends could film a zombie movie with sometime, if they wanted, or they could just hang out! :)

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

jyrque posted:

Basically this



this is the poo poo we need

Chrpno
Apr 17, 2006

jyrque posted:

Basically this



what's on her face?

Fushigi Yuugi fansub
Jan 20, 2007

BUTT STUFF

AbbadonOfHell posted:

This and "But I poop from there."

not right now you don't

EngineerSean
Feb 9, 2004

by zen death robot
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WGz9QmirLBE

:nws: for see through outfit

quakster
Jul 21, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
butt tap

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012
the part where the dick goes in

ElectricSheep
Jan 14, 2006

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.

Chrpno posted:

what's on her face?

icing from the cake they were forcing her to eat

Matey
Mar 28, 2008

eat food

tone is p good

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012
when you can see the girl's damaged soul and uncertainty over her lifestyle choices through her eyes while she is getting double penetrated

AbbadonOfHell
Jul 16, 2004
You know I would try to think of something funny to put here but ill just pass on that and threaten people with a + 2 board with a nail in it.

"YOU CAN'T HAVE THESE, YOU LEMON WHORE!"

Diesel Fucker
Aug 14, 2003

I spent my rent money on tentacle porn.
I saw a video where a dude jammed his finger down his dickhole once.

A CRAB IRL
May 6, 2009

If you're looking for me, you better check under the sea

The one where Chyna from the WWE paints herself green to pretend to be The Hulk and gets sodomised

Very empowering!!!

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

xvideos, 40 Girl Bukkake - Allie Sin

It's great not only because Ms Sin freaks out about "it" getting on her face and when she storms off Ashley Blue speaks to the camera about how some stuck up people try to maintain their morals and self respect in porn, but also because the commenters are arguing about squirting being real or not, which is pathetically funny.

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL

loving lemon whores

RabbitWizard
Oct 21, 2008

Muldoon
A German classic:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=19K3EhUln4k

English subtitles available.

quakster
Jul 21, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Lasher posted:

I saw a video where a dude jammed his finger down his dickhole once.
somebody post that pic of a guy jamming a butter knife in his dickhole, anything less is amateur hour

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

I watched a porn years ago where a woman was posing as a dude, complete with mascara mustache, and her and a guy hosed with her clothes on with him ripping a hole in her pants. It was great because there was all kids of bizarre sexual confusion.

I can't find it but if anyone can I'll buy plat hit me up and god bless

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
The Seinfeld porn parody

Germstore
Oct 17, 2012

A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time
Asa Akira pounding the everloving poo poo out of that dude's balls with her fists.

lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010

why do you gfuys know the names of the people in the pornography that you watch

post-apocalyptic erotica
Jan 28, 2013
The one in the garage where they're Russian and one's an old grandpa trying to fix a bike for a girl and their acting is really bad. That's the one for me.

lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010

when i masturbated like a fiend which is somethingi did even then i didt know what their names were

Germstore
Oct 17, 2012

A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time

lonesomedwarf posted:

why do you gfuys know the names of the people in the pornography that you watch

when you read a good book do you not look at the authors name?

quakster
Jul 21, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

lonesomedwarf posted:

why do you gfuys know the names of the people in the pornography that you watch
key words, duhh

spank my snatch
Jun 4, 2009

lonesomedwarf posted:

why do you gfuys know the names of the people in the pornography that you watch

I always enjoy an opening credits montage

Windows 98
Nov 13, 2005

HTTP 400: Bad post

lonesomedwarf posted:

why do you gfuys know the names of the people in the pornography that you watch

How terrible is your memory that when you see "Faye Reagan gets pounded up the rear end by a big interracial cock" you have trouble remembering? Half the titles of porn videos on tube sites have the actress' name. You're not cool for pretending you don't watch and remember porn stars.

Kirk Vikernes
Apr 26, 2004

Count Goatnackh

The classic "Booyah!" video.

lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010

Windows 98 posted:

How terrible is your memory that when you see "Faye Reagan gets pounded up the rear end by a big interracial cock" you have trouble remembering? Half the titles of porn videos on tube sites have the actress' name. You're not cool for pretending you don't watch and remember porn stars.

lol okay dude

midnightclimax
Dec 3, 2011

by XyloJW
that video of a guy shoving his entire head into a woman's vajayjay

Universe Master
Jun 20, 2005

Darn Fine Pie

Remy hoola-hooping

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right


Porn is hard work.

New Wave Jose
Aug 20, 2008
"Now I'm in your rear end yeah!!!"

Germstore
Oct 17, 2012

A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time
Droppin' loads!!!

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wid
Sep 7, 2005
Living in paradise (only bombed once)

lonesomedwarf posted:

why do you gfuys know the names of the people in the pornography that you watch

There's this thing called the internet you access through a computer and it has a lot of porno vudeos on it with titles and actress names. You don't need to masturbate to scrambled adult channels anymore.

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