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Eva is the albatross. Jose's going to be fat and managing Leeds before the year is out
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Oct 3, 2015 21:52
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This is Chelsea's month.
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Oct 3, 2015 22:00
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http://gfycat.com/EasygoingSlimFrilledlizard
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Oct 3, 2015 22:07
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Advocaat refused to say that he would be managing S'land next match lol.
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Oct 3, 2015 22:09
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Man, what happened to him. He used to be so good.
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Oct 3, 2015 22:10
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Yeah, that's not a mistake you make because of age, in fact, the more you age you should be better.. unless you are like 40.
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Oct 3, 2015 22:15
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Someone needs to head into a Chelsea forum and quote the best posts for us all to enjoy.
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Oct 3, 2015 22:24
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Rodgers and Jose to swap clubs and the entertainment continues
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Oct 3, 2015 22:31
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Xabi posted:Someone needs to head into a Chelsea forum and quote the best posts for us all to enjoy. I went on a mission earlier, and all I found was boring depression.
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Oct 3, 2015 22:39
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cracking_plastic.wavquote:This team has been absolute trash. Branislav, Cesc, Nemanja, Pedro, Eden, Terry all need to sit. They need to sit on the bench or sit with the U21's and think about whether or not they give a poo poo about the club. quote:Apologies in advance for referencing Arsenal here, but I feel it's relevant. quote:I'm convinced that by season's end, it'll just be Brana and Cesc taking literal dumps at midfield, and Jose will still refuse to drop them.
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Oct 3, 2015 22:39
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blue footed boobie posted:Advocaat refused to say that he would be managing S'land next match lol. I think he'll be "sacked in the morning" as the saying goes. Give the new manager some time to settle in during the international break. Nearly made it difficult by being close to winning a match today.
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Oct 3, 2015 22:42
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corpuscollossus posted:LOOK LIKE YOU WANT TO PLAY FOR THE ARSENAL! Pretend I emptyquoted this 100% genuine Martin Keown outburst. Only two teams in the league have a worse GD than Chelsea, impressively bad defending. Watching them it's obvious their biggest issue isn't even Ivanovic though he's poo poo, their midfield are absolute garbage defensively and the amount of open space, poor positioning, weak tackles and lost balls in midfield is embarrassing.
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Oct 3, 2015 22:46
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T2_l_cjtIRc
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Oct 3, 2015 22:55
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gold. so mad and entitled that he is setting his goon chops on fire.
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Oct 3, 2015 23:01
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Let's not forget that this is nearly the same team that walked the league last season.
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Oct 3, 2015 23:04
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Why do people agree to go on these things any more?? Pretty much every one ends up looking like an absolute bell end, almost without fail.
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Oct 3, 2015 23:06
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Redundant posted:Why do people agree to go on these things any more?? Pretty much every one ends up looking like an absolute bell end, almost without fail. haze in the brain after losing like that, lol
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Oct 3, 2015 23:07
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if you support
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Oct 3, 2015 23:08
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Crystal Palace are cool and good.
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Oct 3, 2015 23:08
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It's weird that Mou keeps persisting with basically the same XI too. I know they have a ridiculously thin squad, but you'd think ivanovic and fabregas would have been dropped by now.
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Oct 3, 2015 23:13
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what's wrong with his face
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Oct 3, 2015 23:34
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Thin squad with 33 players out on loan.
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Oct 3, 2015 23:35
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excuse me lady posted:what's wrong with his face he's English
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Oct 3, 2015 23:40
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Everything about this is amazing. Chelsea are real bad and yet Rodgers will still probably beat Mourinho to the sack race.
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Oct 3, 2015 23:43
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Insurrectionist posted:Watching them it's obvious their biggest issue isn't even Ivanovic though he's poo poo, their midfield are absolute garbage defensively and the amount of open space, poor positioning, weak tackles and lost balls in midfield is embarrassing. I'd dust off all those journalist quotes from last season fellating Matic and Mourinho for buying Matic back.
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Oct 3, 2015 23:54
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blue footed boobie posted:It's weird that Mou keeps persisting with basically the same XI too. I know they have a ridiculously thin squad, but you'd think ivanovic and fabregas would have been dropped by now. Like I said in the other thread- Chelsea hosed up by not integrating their youth. Their squad is paper thin and there is no competition for places. That's why Mourinho teams aren't sustainable.
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Ewar Woowar posted:Like I said in the other thread- Chelsea hosed up by not integrating their youth. Their squad is paper thin and there is no competition for places. That's why Mourinho teams aren't sustainable. I'm not sure you can really say this anymore. Zouma has been in the starting lineup a lot this season, and Loftus-Cheek has been on the bench for most of it. They've also had a couple of others around, but those two seem to be the hottest youth talent. You could also argue Courtois is a youth player they've integrated. Mourinho picks the same XI (with a couple of additions) but their biggest issue is that teams have discovered that if you play a fast counter-attacking team against them they have a paper-thin defence. Once you get around their fullbacks (and specifically Ivanovic) you can get a free run on goal and their CBs are too old/slow/young to stop you.
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Oct 4, 2015 00:37
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Mou will just complain we didn't get a penalty, make a face then go and polish his statue of Ivanovich's buttocks in his office.
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Oct 4, 2015 00:49
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Oct 4, 2015 00:54
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Pretty happy that Leicester have been able to perform without Mahrez today, not sure why he was left out but it's good to know we aren't one injury away from freefall. It would be good if Vardy stayed healthy though, if only so we have someone to take all the pens.
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Oct 4, 2015 01:10
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lol how are Palace in third? GJ Pardew
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Oct 4, 2015 01:11
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I'm the Southampton fans in this clip I love how Baba Rahman who is 21 years old, made one appearance for the Chels so far and wowed everyone in his spell at Augsburg that everyone totally saw, is the answer to their defensive woes. FWIW Gary Cahill has never been good enough
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EvilHawk posted:I'm not sure you can really say this anymore. Zouma has been in the starting lineup a lot this season, and Loftus-Cheek has been on the bench for most of it. They've also had a couple of others around, but those two seem to be the hottest youth talent. You could also argue Courtois is a youth player they've integrated. Look how bad Chelsea have been this season yet Mourinho keeps persisting with the same players. If he'd successfully integrated some youth players over the last few seasons there would be more competition for spots and he'd have players available to him that know how he wants them to play. Instead Chelsea spend a ton of cash on really promising players (Salah, Schurrle, KDB etc) and when they're not immediately doing what Mourinho wants they're out the door.
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Oct 4, 2015 01:43
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Oct 4, 2015 01:45
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DOOP posted:lol how are Palace in third? Pardew is a literal genius and mouthbreathing Newcastle fans are too blind to see that their club is a garbage fire and that they'll be poo poo whoever manages them.
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Oct 4, 2015 01:46
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DOOP posted:lol how are Palace in third? Palace have some pretty good players, OP. They're cool and good.
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Oct 4, 2015 01:59
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Ewar Woowar posted:Look how bad Chelsea have been this season yet Mourinho keeps persisting with the same players. If he'd successfully integrated some youth players over the last few seasons there would be more competition for spots and he'd have players available to him that know how he wants them to play. Instead Chelsea spend a ton of cash on really promising players (Salah, Schurrle, KDB etc) and when they're not immediately doing what Mourinho wants they're out the door. I agree that Mourinho needs to drop some players, but I I disagree about squad depth. Chelsea need 1 additional defender and a player who can backup Cesc. I don't really think that's any worse than Arsenal who need a striker and a DM. Or City who could use a GK and a striker. I think Chelsea's squad depth is fine. No team would look good with as many players looking out of sorts as Chelsea have right now. It was a mistake to sell Schurrle and KDB, but Chelsea brought in replacements for them, so it really didn't impact squad depth.
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I'm starting to feel bad for the chels No wait its just gas gently caress the chels
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