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Ladies and gentlemen of somethingawful.com I am interested in squirting. If you are a lady or even a man send me a photo of squirting. If you dont want to post here you can pm me I have plat.
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# ? Oct 4, 2015 01:33 |
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not a lady but i squirt a lot
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# ? Oct 4, 2015 01:35 |
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One of my ex's was a squiter. Kind hot until you are mopping up a literal gallon jug of vag juice as if Cytherea paid your house a visit.
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# ? Oct 4, 2015 01:35 |
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Windows 98 posted:One of my ex's was a squiter. Kind hot until you are mopping up a literal gallon jug of vag juice as if Cytherea paid your house a visit.
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# ? Oct 4, 2015 01:38 |
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I will tuck my dick and balls between my legs and piss on your forehead. I drew an illustration:
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# ? Oct 4, 2015 01:42 |
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It's mostly pee, you know. Will pictures of ladies peeing be just as good?
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# ? Oct 4, 2015 01:42 |
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It's literally pee
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# ? Oct 4, 2015 01:48 |
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News Flash: it's pee Some9ne post the journal article
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# ? Oct 4, 2015 01:54 |
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squart being pee is a loving bonus you goons
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# ? Oct 4, 2015 02:20 |
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omegiaom
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# ? Oct 4, 2015 02:23 |
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Windows 98 posted:One of my ex's was a squiter. Kind hot until you are mopping up a literal gallon jug of vag juice as if Cytherea paid your house a visit. Been there. Totally hot and I didn't mind at all. :edit: Don't really care if there was pee in there because if so, there wasn't an overwhelming smell or taste of pee. Makes it like watersports except with out the grossness of full on pee. Kicks rear end. Edmund Sparkler fucked around with this message at 02:27 on Oct 4, 2015 |
# ? Oct 4, 2015 02:25 |
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# ? Oct 4, 2015 02:42 |
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Squirting is just piss.
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# ? Oct 4, 2015 02:44 |
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i love piss so what
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# ? Oct 4, 2015 02:46 |
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golden shower lovers itt
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# ? Oct 4, 2015 02:54 |
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pew pew pew *pilots squirtship thru assteroid belt*
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# ? Oct 4, 2015 03:00 |
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whoflungpoop posted:pew pew pew *pilots squirtship thru assteroid belt* <&whoflungpoop> im gonna cuck ur girlfriend win <&whoflungpoop> while she works on her mount collection <&whoflungpoop> im gonna hold u down and gently caress u while shes playing wow in the other room <&whoflungpoop> and she wont notice either she'll be playing video games <&whoflungpoop> it will be a gbs cuckstory for the ages
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# ? Oct 4, 2015 03:03 |
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i can squirt jizz, does that count? i can squirt it some distance, too.
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# ? Oct 4, 2015 03:07 |
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Windows 98 posted:<&whoflungpoop> im gonna cuck ur girlfriend win
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# ? Oct 4, 2015 03:07 |
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Windows 98 posted:<&whoflungpoop> im gonna cuck ur girlfriend win everyone has a mount collection to work on
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# ? Oct 4, 2015 03:12 |
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Prettz posted:i can squirt jizz, does that count? i can squirt it some distance, too. I legally represent the OP and: "No."
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# ? Oct 4, 2015 03:12 |
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Maybe someone else can explain the allure of squirting. It's gross, comes from the urethra, and is obviously piss. Whatever scenario you're in: how does adding piss to the equation make it hotter? The kidneys filter the poo poo out, which gets sent down the ureters, into the bladder, and exits from the urethra. This is commonly known as urine, piss, pee, or whatever else. There is no sexual element to this except for that the woman apparently has poor bladder control during sex or heavy foreplay. Show me how/where vaginal secretions could enter the urethra of the typical woman's urinary tract. edit: because goons, on the image above, the vessel behind the part labeled "urethra" is the vagina (aka the part you have sex with).
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# ? Oct 4, 2015 03:16 |
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I can't attach images in pms OP so here's a SFW version.
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# ? Oct 4, 2015 03:18 |
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johnny sack posted:Maybe someone else can explain the allure of squirting. It's gross, comes from the urethra, and is obviously piss. Lol. Sex is pretty gross when you think about it
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# ? Oct 4, 2015 03:19 |
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i produce 100% pure unfiltered cuckfluid
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# ? Oct 4, 2015 03:24 |
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encyclopedia sperg and the case of ITH JUTH PITH U KNOW
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# ? Oct 4, 2015 03:25 |
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johnny sack posted:Maybe someone else can explain the allure of squirting. It's gross, comes from the urethra, and is obviously piss. congrats doc you're a nerd
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# ? Oct 4, 2015 04:12 |
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I can squirt but usually not on purpose.
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# ? Oct 4, 2015 04:13 |
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I have an M.S. in cell biology, molecular biology & genetics. There's a lot I don't know, but squirting is piss.
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# ? Oct 4, 2015 04:13 |
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is this a popping thread?
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# ? Oct 4, 2015 04:13 |
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I squirt pistachio ice cream.
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# ? Oct 4, 2015 04:18 |
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pistachios make me puke tho. can you extrude anything else?
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# ? Oct 4, 2015 04:19 |
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im capable of going to the bathroom like a big boy
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# ? Oct 4, 2015 04:24 |
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Doctor Schnabel posted:pistachios make me puke tho. can you extrude anything else? Granola and yogurt.
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# ? Oct 4, 2015 04:29 |
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johnny sack posted:I have an M.S. in cell biology, molecular biology & genetics. There's a lot I don't know, but squirting is piss. Can you see why kids love Cinnamon Toast Crunch???
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# ? Oct 4, 2015 04:32 |
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Funky See Funky Do posted:I can't attach images in pms OP so here's a SFW version. the (russian) wife majestic
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# ? Oct 4, 2015 04:33 |
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satanic splash-back posted:Can you see why kids love Cinnamon Toast Crunch??? eat fresh lol
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# ? Oct 4, 2015 04:34 |
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satanic splash-back posted:Can you see why kids love Cinnamon Toast Crunch??? Yea the entire cereal is not far chemically from glucose. The body does not need to do much to convert such foods into energy. Growing takes an awful lot of energy, so foods containing lots of sugars naturally taste better to children, who are still doing lots of growing. I can also see why fat people crave it. They're just growing fatter, unlike children who are becoming adults.
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# ? Oct 4, 2015 05:00 |
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Windows 98 posted:One of my ex's was a squiter. Kind hot until you are mopping up a literal gallon jug of vag juice as if Cytherea paid your house a visit. This is the disappointing truth
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# ? Oct 4, 2015 05:06 |
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Windows 98 posted:One of my ex's was a squiter. Kind hot until you are mopping up a literal gallon jug of vag juice as if Cytherea paid your house a visit.
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