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Hopkins FBI
Jan 4, 2015

MY SACRED POSTING VOW IS NOTHING, FOR WHILE I STAKED MY HONOR UPON MY COMMITMENT TO NEVER SUPPORT JOSEPH R. B. JUNIOR I HAVE SCANDALOUSLY ABANDONED MY PRINCIPLES

maffew buildings posted:

What a game 7! Great job to Joey "Joey Logano" Logano and his Ford Eco-Boost Pennzoil That Race loving Sucked gently caress this Noise team!

I can't wait to see who's next to hit a walk-off home run in NASCAR's version of the playoffs!

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Muddy Burphy
Dec 4, 2010

The #RXT REVOLUTION has two words for ya..
SCOOP IT!

:frogc00l:

he knows...
Supposedly Johnny Sauter is moving teams?

Harveygod
Jan 4, 2014

YEEAAH HEH HEH HEEEHH

YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYIN

THIS TRASH WAR AIN'T GONNA SOLVE ITSELF YA KNOW

maffew buildings posted:

What a game 7! Great job to Joey "Joey Logano" Logano and his Ford Eco-Boost Pennzoil That Race loving Sucked gently caress this Noise team!

This is my favorite post in this thread.

Boomer The Cannon
Oct 27, 2011

Gotta see it live!


Muddy Burphy posted:

Supposedly Johnny Sauter is moving teams?
To where?

Harveygod
Jan 4, 2014

YEEAAH HEH HEH HEEEHH

YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYIN

THIS TRASH WAR AIN'T GONNA SOLVE ITSELF YA KNOW

Based on his resume, a shelter.:downsrim:

mearn
Aug 2, 2011

Kevin Harvick's #1 Fan!

Is he still married to that crazy lady from when he was on that NASCAR reality show?

shyduck
Oct 3, 2003


Maybe important sponsor news: The company that owns Budweiser has agreed in principle to merge with the company that owns Miller. No idea what that would mean for anything yet, but that's a thing that's happening.

dentist toy box
Oct 9, 2012

There's a haint in the foothills of NC; the haint of the #3 chevy. The rich have formed a holy alliance to exorcise it but they'll never fucking catch him.


Lol at all murican beer being owned by the same company

Magugu
Mar 30, 2013

I came to drink, fight, and f@ck. And im fresh outta beer, so what will it be?

Possibly Chicken posted:

Lol at all murican beer being owned by the same company

And the company isn't event American.

Muddy Burphy
Dec 4, 2010

The #RXT REVOLUTION has two words for ya..
SCOOP IT!

:frogc00l:

he knows...

mearn posted:

Is he still married to that crazy lady from when he was on that NASCAR reality show?

I'm not sure. Someone once told me that she's the reason he got canned from Phoenix Racing several years ago.

Seizure Meat
Jul 23, 2008

by Smythe

Magugu posted:

And the company isn't event American.

welcome to America

Nit Wit Dog Shit
Sep 28, 2000

Toilet Rascal

mearn posted:

Is he still married to that crazy lady from when he was on that NASCAR reality show?

If her name is Cortney, then yep, he's still married to her. They just had their third kid last month.

DEEP STATE PLOT
Aug 13, 2008

Yes...Ha ha ha...YES!



Muddy Burphy posted:

I'm not sure. Someone once told me that she's the reason he got canned from Phoenix Racing several years ago.

Let's be fair here, he was gonna get canned anyway because he is the worst.

Muddy Burphy
Dec 4, 2010

The #RXT REVOLUTION has two words for ya..
SCOOP IT!

:frogc00l:

he knows...

Cubey posted:

Let's be fair here, he was gonna get canned anyway because he is the worst.

Johnny Sauter owns. Haters vacate

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

Muddy Burphy posted:

Johnny Sauter owns. Haters vacate

I loved him at the Daytona 500 driver introductions

Elitist Bitch
Sep 13, 2007



https://twitter.com/ryanballengee/status/654102855960428544

Would be a better use for the Chase.

LASTCAR
Mar 25, 2010

I like the drivers
you never hear about
in the cars
you never see
who finish in the position
you never want


Dale Jr's new Nationwide paint job for 2016 came out and it's very :effort:

Don't know why he felt the need to go back to this eyesore again

CactusWeasle
Aug 1, 2006
It's not a party until the bomb squad says it is

ayn rand hand job posted:

I loved him at the Daytona 500 driver introductions

Now that's a callback :haw:

kidcoelacanth
Sep 23, 2009

I think Junior's new scheme looks pretty rad, that picture you linked is kind of deceiving. The video that unveiled it shows that it has more of a silver/chrome shine on the sides that makes it work really well.

I do think his Nationwhide scheme from this year is fantastic though, so they shouldn't have changed it.

kidcoelacanth
Sep 23, 2009

Low downforce package is full-time next year.

quote:

NASCAR Announces Base 2016 Rules Package: NASCAR announced the base NASCAR Sprint Cup Series rules package to be used during the 2016 season. The package was delivered to teams after an extensive collaborative process between NASCAR and industry stakeholders. The base package will include a 3.5-inch spoiler, a 0.25-inch front leading splitter edge and a 33-inch wide radiator pan. These components will provide lower downforce on the cars, and Goodyear will develop tires to complement them. Earlier this season, NASCAR Sprint Cup Series races at Kentucky Speedway and Darlington Raceway featured a similar aero package. "NASCAR has worked tirelessly with our teams, drivers, manufacturers and Goodyear to develop a rules package that provides fans with the best racing possible," said Steve O'Donnell, NASCAR executive vice president and chief racing development officer. "The success of the races at Kentucky and Darlington in similar trim proved extremely valuable in accelerating rules development for 2016. Now, as teams have even more time to prepare and a strong baseline of data, we anticipate the racing to be even better." Characteristics of the lower downforce rules package includes more off-throttle time for drivers and decreasing corner speeds. This generates more passing zones over the entire track, and allows for multiple tire combinations to be levered. In addition to the base package, each track will continue to feature specific rules, including tire combinations and drive train configurations, to create the best racing for each track length, layout and surface. Rear gear ratios will be adjusted to maintain a maximum engine speed of 9,000 RPM and a 1.38 third gear ratio will be used at all tracks smaller than 1.25 miles. The digital dashboard, which was optional for teams during the second half of this season, will be mandatory in all vehicles. "Our team at the NASCAR R&D Center is constantly looking at the racing, and evaluating ways to continue to improve it," O'Donnell said. "Using science and technology and qualitative data compiled from world-class engineers throughout the industry as our guideposts, we will always look to make the racing better for our fans." Several safety updates have been instituted, including a double NACA duct where a right-hand side window is used, a fire suppression system activation cable routed to the dash or right-hand side leg board and a seat belt restraint system that meets SFI 16.6 specification. (NASCAR)(10-14-2015)

yaaay

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

kidcoelacanth posted:

Low downforce package is full-time next year.


yaaay

I know better than to ask why NASCAR didn't just go with this in the first place. Was this one of the packages tested in that big test last year at Michigan?

keevo
Jun 16, 2011

:burger:WAKE UP:burger:
Someone tell me how to complain about this.

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014

kidcoelacanth posted:

Low downforce package is full-time next year.


yaaay

I can't even be cynical about this.

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

keevo posted:

Someone tell me how to complain about this.

It feels to me like that this is NASCAR's way saying "fine, have your stupid package". Schadenfreude is fun!

Someone please explain to me how this package might suit Jeff Gordon's driving style so I can feel feelings ranging from relief/indifference to absolute rage depending upon how a 2016 season might have played out.

Slickdrac
Oct 5, 2007

Not allowed to have nice things

CBJSprague24 posted:

It feels to me like that this is NASCAR's way saying "fine, have your stupid package". Schadenfreude is fun!

Someone please explain to me how this package might suit Jeff Gordon's driving style so I can feel feelings ranging from relief/indifference to absolute rage depending upon how a 2016 season might have played out.

Did you see him at Darlington with it? That's completely his style.

On the bright side, it's also Stewart's :getin:

BMB5150
Oct 24, 2010

2018 Indianapolis 500 Winner

CBJSprague24 posted:

It feels to me like that this is NASCAR's way saying "fine, have your stupid package". Schadenfreude is fun!

Someone please explain to me how this package might suit Jeff Gordon's driving style so I can feel feelings ranging from relief/indifference to absolute rage depending upon how a 2016 season might have played out.

Yeah he was top dog in Hendrick at Kentucky with this and didn't see Darlington so this package would've probably given an up year to him but we can only speculate. We'll see if Stewart gets one last resurgence next year.

Boomer The Cannon
Oct 27, 2011

Gotta see it live!


keevo posted:

Someone tell me how to complain about this.
Tapered spacers.

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

Slickdrac posted:

Did you see him at Darlington with it? That's completely his style.

On the bright side, it's also Stewart's :getin:

Yeah, that's what I was thinking.

Seizure Meat
Jul 23, 2008

by Smythe

Boomer The Cannon posted:

Tapered spacers.

roller valvetrain replaces solid at plate tracks. yay!

smaller plates added. hiss!

Muddy Burphy
Dec 4, 2010

The #RXT REVOLUTION has two words for ya..
SCOOP IT!

:frogc00l:

he knows...
The franchise deal is just as bad as the low downforce package is good.

Uncle Jam
Aug 20, 2005

Perfect
Why do people not like the franchise thing

Seizure Meat
Jul 23, 2008

by Smythe
for one, when you monetize the value of a team and remove risk from the team owner, you open up team ownership to corporate entities that can buy out small teams and run as financial assets

Uncle Jam
Aug 20, 2005

Perfect
I'd rather have corporate entities fielding competitive teams than start and parks to be honest.

Seizure Meat
Jul 23, 2008

by Smythe
ah yes, because a corporate owned team will give 100% at all times and not view start and parking as a smart business decision

also the Spurs really were a 20-62 team the year before they drafted Duncan

Muddy Burphy
Dec 4, 2010

The #RXT REVOLUTION has two words for ya..
SCOOP IT!

:frogc00l:

he knows...

Uncle Jam posted:

Why do people not like the franchise thing

I would have no issue with the franchise thing if it were being implemented in a better way. The format I heard about basically cuts the purse by about 40% for teams without franchise spots.

dentist toy box
Oct 9, 2012

There's a haint in the foothills of NC; the haint of the #3 chevy. The rich have formed a holy alliance to exorcise it but they'll never fucking catch him.


You all know it's enviable they'll start call every team a franchise on tv.

Seizure Meat
Jul 23, 2008

by Smythe
up next, salary caps

Uncle Jam
Aug 20, 2005

Perfect

VikingSkull posted:

ah yes, because a corporate owned team will give 100% at all times and not view start and parking as a smart business decision

also the Spurs really were a 20-62 team the year before they drafted Duncan

Probably winning 20 games in the NBA is more difficult than finishing 40th or worse every race but if you wish


Muddy Burphy posted:

I would have no issue with the franchise thing if it were being implemented in a better way. The format I heard about basically cuts the purse by about 40% for teams without franchise spots.

Yeah, I can't find any solid info anywhere. But right now its basically impossible to break into the sport with a new team. When NASCAR had money rolling in you had all these outside guys with money joining up and making new teams, and NASCAR basically took all their money without giving anything in return and I bet they really regret missing the opportunity to lock them into the sport. It is already a faux franchise system anyway, you have de facto engine supply companies, chassis companies, etc that you have to contract anyway, but contracting them is wasteful for time and money and new teams get poo poo equipment from them.

I totally understand there is the possibility of it being implemented in the worst way imaginable but you never know. I seriously doubt they consider the long term future of the sport tenable without making some move.

Seizure Meat
Jul 23, 2008

by Smythe
meanwhile we have a poster breaking into the sport as a new team created by racing types with some money which is exactly how it's been forever

franchises don't make that more difficult, they make that impossible

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Muddy Burphy
Dec 4, 2010

The #RXT REVOLUTION has two words for ya..
SCOOP IT!

:frogc00l:

he knows...
I don't think any of the specifics have been made public yet. I think NASCARspeak for the franchises has changed from "medallions" to "charters"

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