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hohhat
Sep 25, 2014

Professor Shark posted:

He shot him in the center mass like a professional, even when they were both lying next to each other

Not what I heard, but either way he murked him.

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Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

Oh yeah, he destroyed the poo poo out of him

Kirk Vikernes
Apr 26, 2004

Count Goatnackh

Agag posted:

Canadians loving LOVE fighting other people's wars that have nothing to do with them. Its a bad habit, but charming. Like our alcoholism.

Change "Canadians" to Americans and alcoholism to "racism" and it's just as correct.

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring

Agag posted:

C'mon that is a doughy, well-fed white guy face. I'm not hating, I will be fatter than this at his age.

The point his he shot a terrorist in the face.

You totally would...

hohhat
Sep 25, 2014

Luvcow posted:

You totally would...



I'm sure he got his dick sucked on the back of brutally owning that jihadi, but if he didn't I'm willing to step up.

Blistex
Oct 30, 2003

Macho Business
Donkey Wrestler
Can anyone post one photo of a western guy who has gone to fight with ISIS who is not obviously a bitchmade beta who has literally no chance of ever getting pussy? I honestly don't think I have seen a single picture of one of these guys that wasn't either a sickly nerd or a neck-beard greaseball.

Context: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OubHHtNM94s

hohhat
Sep 25, 2014

Blistex posted:

Can anyone post one photo of a western guy who has gone to fight with ISIS who is not obviously a bitchmade beta who has literally no chance of ever getting pussy? I honestly don't think I have seen a single picture of one of these guys that wasn't either a sickly nerd or a neck-beard greaseball.

Context: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OubHHtNM94s

All the square-jawed alphas join the army to slaughter heathens and rape their fellow soldiers. Its natural for the incel betas to join ISIS and battle their eternal enemy the Chad.

OldMemes
Sep 5, 2011

I have to go now. My planet needs me.
Westerners who join ISIS and then come back whining about how it sucks should be charged with assisting war crimes and crimes against humanity and sent to the The Hague.

The Trap
Oct 14, 2015

by Cowcaster

Flesh Forge posted:

Pregnant Austrian teens in ISIS: We’ve made a huge mistake



I just can not imagine why these two young ladies are not wildly happy living in caves and getting gangraped every few hours :shrug:

Jesus loving Christ. I guarantee their holes were obliterated before a full 24 hours has passed. Anyone that has been in the middle east whether military, tourist, or contractors will tell you how horny Arab men are. I can assure you these girls are serving their muslim brothers on their hands, knees, and back 24 hours.

Frosted Flake
Sep 13, 2011

Semper Shitpost Ubique

Still has a Northern Ontario accent, even though he speaks like a weird Musselman. :canada:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DUUYbCvFt24

Ivor Biggun
Apr 30, 2003

A big "Fuck You!" from the Keyhole nebula

Lipstick Apathy

Lord Binky posted:

The world lost a true street janitor

Fat-Lip-Sum-41.mp3
Nov 15, 2003

Frosted Flake posted:

Still has a Northern Ontario accent, even though he speaks like a weird Musselman. :canada:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DUUYbCvFt24

he really puts the moose in muslim :canada:

ehhhhhhnnnnnn
Jun 3, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 3 years!

Frog Act posted:

i wish i could find the video of the goony guy in transitions lenses getting sent out alone into a battlefield, where he just gets shot immediately. it's hilarious and you can tell the IS guys are just totally loving with him. if im ever rich i'm gonna commission a triptych of his transition lenses transitioning on his corpse

i think they were fighting over an airport or something

http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x21l3lm_canadian-killed-in-syria-appears-in-is-video_news

City of Tampa
May 6, 2007

by zen death robot
maybe this is too controversial but the new season of Homeland is really good

Blistex
Oct 30, 2003

Macho Business
Donkey Wrestler

"Hey Hoser! How about you run across this field, totally exposed while we hang back and run a train on these Austrian whores?"

Obstacle2
Dec 21, 2004
feels good man
just lol if you thinking joining the us military at this point is any different than joining isis

Tendai
Mar 16, 2007

"When the eagles are silent, the parrots begin to jabber."

Grimey Drawer

Obstacle2 posted:

just lol if you thinking joining the us military at this point is any different than joining isis
Well I mean I'd like to believe that the US military doesn't burn enemy combatants alive as like, a general policy.

ashgromnies
Jun 19, 2004
the us military banned porn in their bases in afghanistan, basically the same thing as Isis imo

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Blistex posted:

"Hey Hoser! How about you run across this field, totally exposed while we hang back and run a train on these Austrian whores?"

Your first job after joining will playing find the sniper

quakster
Jul 21, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
there should be designated murderzones located along country lines where willing people can solve their cultural differences through any means necessary without fear of repercussion

Fuck da Mods
Jun 27, 2013

fina get poz'd? :cabot: :gizz: :baby:

Obstacle2 posted:

just lol if you thinking joining the us military at this point is any different than joining isis

r u gonna go fight the good fight bro?

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

ashgromnies posted:

the us military banned porn in their bases in afghanistan, basically the same thing as Isis imo

that's just cruel

quakster posted:

there should be designated murderzones located along country lines where willing people can solve their cultural differences through any means necessary without fear of repercussion

PvP zones irl

wiffle ball bat
Oct 2, 2015

by Shine
we should do a the purge

ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane
Fun Shoe

I guess they don't have a class on covering fire and overlapping squad/team movement inshallah

Fuck da Mods
Jun 27, 2013

fina get poz'd? :cabot: :gizz: :baby:
he should have performed a barrel roll

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

ashgromnies posted:

the us military banned porn in their bases in afghanistan, basically the same thing as Isis imo

no porn allowed at base but outside the base the Afghan allies can go hog wild on some poor boys.

Drunkboxer
Jun 30, 2007
He should have not joined a band of rape marauders lead by medieval minded assholes

wiffle ball bat
Oct 2, 2015

by Shine
ppl are just looking for more extravagant methods of suicide imo.

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

ElGroucho posted:

I guess they don't have a class on covering fire and overlapping squad/team movement inshallah

I like in the beginning how they show scenes from Canadian. Stuff like amazing forests, rivers and other nature. Video makes him seem stupid for leaving Canada for a nasty rear end middle east country.

wiffle ball bat
Oct 2, 2015

by Shine
has anyone spliced up the canadian terrorist guy retard sprint with the famous world of warcraft meme leeroy jenkins yet? theres an idea that will make u $60k in yt advertising revenue and im just handing it out for nothing

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

TerminalSaint posted:

This Canadian badass joined the Kurdish YPG to fight against ISIL:


there's some finnish dude who joined the kurds running around looking like a dude out of modern warfare

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

OldMemes posted:

Westerners who join ISIS and then come back whining about how it sucks should be charged with assisting war crimes and crimes against humanity and sent to the The Hague.

uhh, westerners who join isis aren't coming back dude

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Robo Reagan posted:

uhh, westerners who join isis aren't coming back dude

Yeah ISIS uses them either for sniper bait or for suicide bomb missions.

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
that and even if they survive the second their pasty asses try to board a flight to any NATO countries they're getting an express ride to gitmo

Tendai
Mar 16, 2007

"When the eagles are silent, the parrots begin to jabber."

Grimey Drawer

Drunkboxer posted:

He should have not joined a band of rape marauders lead by medieval minded assholes
Yeah that's generally a poor life choice

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

maybe it's a good thing for the west similar to how the Saudis send their young angry men overseas to die?

Basically your country is better off without white people who think joining ISIS is a good idea and ISIS pretty much kills them off with suicide missions.

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
which seems weird because if isis wanted to troll them getting them blown up means they'd have to meet each other in heaven right? unless you cant go to heaven if youre which is imo is a perfectly understandable policy

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Robo Reagan posted:

which seems weird because if isis wanted to troll them getting them blown up means they'd have to meet each other in heaven right? unless you cant go to heaven if youre which is imo is a perfectly understandable policy

maybe heaven has the loserdom table for white martyrs?

Sophy Wackles
Dec 17, 2000

> access main security grid
access: PERMISSION DENIED.





Obstacle2 posted:

just lol if you thinking joining the us military at this point is any different than joining isis

edgy post bro :emo:

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Obligatory Handle
Feb 27, 2004

by Lowtax

Obstacle2 posted:

just lol if you thinking joining the us military at this point is any different than joining isis

This is a loving burning hot take right here.

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