NLDS Game 5 : Mets at Dodgers

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Happy_Misanthrope: Aug 3, 2007; "I wanted to kill you, go to your funeral, and anyone who showed up to mourn you, I wanted to kill them too."

MURPHY'S LAW

# ? Oct 16, 2015 03:06

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iKickDogs: Aug 31, 2001

AKMoose posted:

Daniel Murphy save us

He has delivered. All hail Murph.

# ? Oct 16, 2015 03:06

Armitage: Aug 16, 2005; "Mathman's not here." "Oh? Where is he?" "He's in the Mathroom."

THERE'S A DINGER! I love Murphy as much as I hate that guy.

I'll miss his brand of idiocy if he leaves.

# ? Oct 16, 2015 03:06

Syntaxed: Feb 20, 2004

Daniel Murphy vs. The Dodgers

one man vs. one team

# ? Oct 16, 2015 03:06

Mike N Eich: Jan 27, 2007; This might just be the year

lol Cespedes swings out of his shoes trying to match Murphy

# ? Oct 16, 2015 03:07

Nostalgia4Butts: Jun 1, 2006; WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

dear dodgers

suck my dick from the back

# ? Oct 16, 2015 03:07

Vernacular: Nov 29, 2004

Syntaxed posted:

Daniel Murphy vs. Justin Turner

Fixed

# ? Oct 16, 2015 03:07

Caseman: Mar 21, 2006

That swing was so light and easy, looked like nothing.

# ? Oct 16, 2015 03:07

Happy_Misanthrope: Aug 3, 2007; "I wanted to kill you, go to your funeral, and anyone who showed up to mourn you, I wanted to kill them too."

so apparently going 2-12 with risp will eventually bite you in the rear end, huh good to know

# ? Oct 16, 2015 03:07

shadok: Dec 12, 2004; You tried to destroy it once before, Commodore.
The result was a wrecked ship and a dead crew.; Fun Shoe

drat, pretty sure I didn't pick "Daniel Murphy" to win the NLDS.

# ? Oct 16, 2015 03:08

R.D. Mangles: Jan 10, 2004

core strength

# ? Oct 16, 2015 03:08

Beautiful Ninja: Mar 26, 2009; Five time FCW Champion...of my heart.

My stomach is going to explode before this game is over. Come on Mets, let's do this poo poo.

# ? Oct 16, 2015 03:08

Der Meister: May 12, 2001

Happy_Misanthrope posted:

so apparently going 2-12 with risp will eventually bite you in the rear end, huh good to know

Painful

# ? Oct 16, 2015 03:10

OrangeKing: Dec 5, 2002; They do play in October!

Armitage posted:

THERE'S A DINGER! I love Murphy as much as I hate that guy.

I'll miss his brand of idiocy if he leaves.

He sure is a type of baseball player!

# ? Oct 16, 2015 03:10

Beautiful Ninja: Mar 26, 2009; Five time FCW Champion...of my heart.

Replace Lucas Duda with Bartolo Colon.

# ? Oct 16, 2015 03:11

Sydin: Oct 29, 2011; Another spring commute

Happy_Misanthrope posted:

so apparently going 2-12 with risp will eventually bite you in the rear end, huh good to know

Yeah I came here to watch something different than a Cubs game, but lo and behold.

# ? Oct 16, 2015 03:11

YeahTubaMike: Mar 24, 2005; *hic* Gotta finish thish . . .; Doctor Rope

When/why did Duda forget how to smash?

# ? Oct 16, 2015 03:11

Dr. Tommy John: Feb 20, 2004; "Just a few more ligaments and this baby can shoot 90!"

Lucas Duda posted:

I don't really belong in the playoffs you guys.

# ? Oct 16, 2015 03:12

davecrazy: Nov 25, 2004; I'm an insufferable shitposter who does not deserve to root for such a good team. Also, this is what Matt Harvey thinks of me and my garbage posting.

Bullpen will blow it anyways. No point in having hope.

# ? Oct 16, 2015 03:13

Waffles Inc.: Jan 20, 2005

YeahTubaMike posted:

When/why did Duda forget how to smash?

He's been cold as poo poo since June

awful awful stuff

Losing Uribe has hurt really badly

# ? Oct 16, 2015 03:13

The Piper: Feb 18, 2007; Step right up and greet the Mets

I've reached the pacing back and forth stage of watching this game. It's all downhill from here

# ? Oct 16, 2015 03:14

Tetrix: Aug 24, 2002

looks like larry king has put a black hot top of his dodgers hat

# ? Oct 16, 2015 03:14

R.D. Mangles: Jan 10, 2004

davecrazy posted:

Bullpen will blow it anyways. No point in having hope.

A Cubs/Mets NLCS will be the most depressing meeting of self-hatred ever seen

# ? Oct 16, 2015 03:14

Stretch Marx: Apr 29, 2008; I'm ok with this.

See what happens when you please the Dinger Gods?

# ? Oct 16, 2015 03:15

Vertical Lime: Dec 11, 2004

R.D. Mangles posted:

A Cubs/Mets NLCS will be the most depressing meeting of self-hatred ever seen

# ? Oct 16, 2015 03:15

The 7th Guest: Dec 17, 2003

can someone like throw a pitch at utley in the dugout at least. or SOMETHING. come on

i miss the fighting

# ? Oct 16, 2015 03:16

davecrazy: Nov 25, 2004; I'm an insufferable shitposter who does not deserve to root for such a good team. Also, this is what Matt Harvey thinks of me and my garbage posting.

Cespedes is trying to be a glory boy. Duda plain forgot how to hit. Wright looks like poo poo.

Only Daniel Murphy is keeping us in this game. Pitching makes one more mistake and there is literally one guy in the lineup who might get a hit.

# ? Oct 16, 2015 03:17

toe knee hand: Jun 20, 2012; HANSEN ON A BREAKAWAY

HONEY BADGER DON'T SCORE

R.D. Mangles posted:

A Cubs/Mets NLCS will be the best meeting of self-hatred ever seen

fixed

so best

# ? Oct 16, 2015 03:18

Vernacular: Nov 29, 2004

davecrazy posted:

Cespedes is trying to be a glory boy. Duda plain forgot how to hit. Wright looks like poo poo.

Only Daniel Murphy is keeping us in this game. Pitching makes one more mistake and there is literally one guy in the lineup who might get a hit.

We are basically handing this the game to you guys

# ? Oct 16, 2015 03:18

The Piper: Feb 18, 2007; Step right up and greet the Mets

9 outs to go....

# ? Oct 16, 2015 03:18

DeepDickPizza: Oct 11, 2012; THREE TIME! THREE TIME!

Man. Was really hoping for a pitcher dinger there.

# ? Oct 16, 2015 03:19

iKickDogs: Aug 31, 2001

Waffles Inc. posted:

He's been cold as poo poo since June awful awful stuff

He had a terrible July, but his August+September = 259/387/580 967OPS

# ? Oct 16, 2015 03:19

corn on the cop: Oct 12, 2012; Break what must be broken, once for all, that's all, and take the suffering on oneself.

â Corey Dostoyevsky

i can't believe degrom managed to houdini gently caress his way through this game

# ? Oct 16, 2015 03:19

Crescent Wrench: Sep 30, 2005; The truth is usually just an excuse for a lack of imagination.; Grimey Drawer

Vernacular posted:

We are basically handing this the game to Daniel Murphy

# ? Oct 16, 2015 03:19

bawfuls: Oct 28, 2009

Greinke with the best contact any dodger has made in about 4 innings.....

# ? Oct 16, 2015 03:19

davecrazy: Nov 25, 2004; I'm an insufferable shitposter who does not deserve to root for such a good team. Also, this is what Matt Harvey thinks of me and my garbage posting.

bawfuls posted:

Greinke with the best contact any dodger has made in about 4 innings.....

3 innings against the Mets bullpen. Don't worry.

# ? Oct 16, 2015 03:20

iKickDogs: Aug 31, 2001

R.D. Mangles posted:

A Cubs/Mets NLCS will be the most depressing meeting of self-hatred ever seen

I don't hate myself, or the Mets. I hate the Wilpons, and root knowing that any success for the team I follow will also be success for those assholes.

It's rough.

# ? Oct 16, 2015 03:21