An Impression of the Military History thread!

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Snooze Cruise: Feb 16, 2013; hey look,
a post

hmm, maybe we could take OP's "heygal" character (not the actual poster, but OP's version) and put em in different moments in history. Like talking to generals and stuff?

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a shiny rock: Nov 13, 2009

whose heygal

# ? Oct 16, 2015 18:14

Snooze Cruise: Feb 16, 2013; hey look,
a post

i dunno.
i think the doing impressions while reading posts from the military history thread is the best idea i got, it could be pretty funny

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ArmedZombie: Jun 6, 2004

Sherman did nothing wrong.

# ? Oct 16, 2015 18:18

Seizure Meat: Jul 23, 2008; by Smythe

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Molentik: Apr 30, 2013

VikingSkull posted:

The amount of pictures on the internet of Nazi's posing with Nazi's in fursuits is amazing. They really were the worst.

Also, HEY GAL did nothing wrong.

Molentik fucked around with this message at 18:38 on Oct 16, 2015

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ArchangeI: Jul 15, 2010

OP did not include a parody of Keldoclock, a teenager who longs to die in honorable combat for a noble cause and is studying to become a drone pilot for the US military to make this happen

Voted 1

# ? Oct 16, 2015 18:55

my dad: Oct 17, 2012; this shall be humorous

ArchangeI posted:

OP did not include a parody of Keldoclock, a teenager who longs to die in honorable combat for a noble cause and is studying to become a drone pilot for the US military to make this happen

Voted 1

# ? Oct 16, 2015 19:31

Koesj: Aug 3, 2003

fits my needs posted:

Wonder if hey gal smells

moldy straw and sweatstains

# ? Oct 16, 2015 20:01

Bacontotem: May 27, 2010

How many tank destroyers does gay black hitler need to stop capitalist Stalin, Anti-Smoker Health Nut Churchill, and Olympic Powerlifter FDR?

Bacontotem fucked around with this message at 20:08 on Oct 16, 2015

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Hypha: Sep 13, 2008

I only shitpost in the actual thread. Does this mean i have to effortpost here?

# ? Oct 16, 2015 20:13

Strategic Tea: Sep 1, 2012

I particularly enjoyed a guy at uni who claimed that re-enactors were the third pillar of the archaeologists/historians/??? triad that made up our understanding of the past.

# ? Oct 16, 2015 20:19

Hazzard: Mar 16, 2013

Look at this picture!
(Renaissance artwork.png)
Look at it! Look at the manly dresses! Look at their hands! Look at that swastika, wait no, that's a Star of David, nevermind.

# ? Oct 16, 2015 20:28

T.S. Smelliot: Apr 23, 2010; by FactsAreUseless

mr.capps posted:

OK, maybe we could recreate great moments in military history, but make them relate to the internet?

Or we could record ourselves reading posts of the military history thread, but while doing impressions of famous people.

Do you mean like celebs? I'm all about celebs more celebs

# ? Oct 16, 2015 20:30

AdvancesMONKEY: Mar 30, 2010; by Lowtax

The guy who does the daily world war 1 posts and the guy who posts in insane detail about various bullets are easy to ignore and if their stuff was collected together it would be very interesting.

ALSO HOLY poo poo THAT KLEODSOSKPEK GUY AND HIS loving GLIDERS. Lets have world war 2 cargo planes pull gliders full of guys! Seriously thats the worst idea ive ever heard.

# ? Oct 16, 2015 21:05

El Boot: Mar 18, 2009; Thank Dog It's Friday

Robo Reagan posted:

i know a guy irl who brags about his great gandfather being in the SS and whenever he talks about nazis (which is a lot) he refers to them as us and our

he's a 5'0 fat dude with greasy hair and lipstick that graduated high school like five minutes ago but he wont be a problem for too much longer because he willingly got HIV from his boyfriend of like two months

tlc fall lineup lookin good

# ? Oct 16, 2015 21:16

Keldoclock: Jan 5, 2014; by zen death robot

ArchangeI posted:

studying to become a drone pilot for the US military to make this happen

AdvancesMONKEY posted:

ALSO HOLY poo poo THAT KLEODSOSKPEK GUY AND HIS loving GLIDERS.

Operation Deadstick.
Operation Tonga.
Operation Market Garden

GRVIII BVIII MVIII

Glider infantry is the grand-daddy of air assault. This is why it was underused, the generals of the time just didn't know the capabilities as we do.

Also, you should buy Trin Trangula's book, if that's what you want.

# ? Oct 16, 2015 21:27

ContinuityNewTimes: Dec 30, 2010; Я выдуман напрочь

Keldoclock posted:

Operation Deadstick.
Operation Tonga.
Operation Market Garden

GRVIII BVIII MVIII

Glider infantry is the grand-daddy of air assault. This is why it was underused, the generals of the time just didn't know the capabilities as we do.

Also, you should buy Trin Trangula's book, if that's what you want.

it would be very good if you stayed out of rowdy trout and went back to the a/t thread that hates you, thanks

# ? Oct 16, 2015 21:42

ContinuityNewTimes: Dec 30, 2010; Я выдуман напрочь

G b s m o t h e r f u c k e r

# ? Oct 16, 2015 21:43

Robo Reagan: Feb 12, 2012; by Fluffdaddy

Keldoclock posted:

Operation Deadstick.
Operation Tonga.
Operation Market Garden

GRVIII BVIII MVIII

Glider infantry is the grand-daddy of air assault. This is why it was underused, the generals of the time just didn't know the capabilities as we do.

Also, you should buy Trin Trangula's book, if that's what you want.

Looks like meats back on the menu boys

# ? Oct 16, 2015 21:50

ContinuityNewTimes: Dec 30, 2010; Я выдуман напрочь

lmao milhist thread is analysing gbs sexism

# ? Oct 16, 2015 22:33

Enfield: May 30, 2011; by Nyc_Tattoo

this is the best thread ever made

# ? Oct 16, 2015 22:33

TresTristesTigres: Feb 14, 2013; Posts from UnDeR9R0Und

McDowell posted:

Harry Turtledove WW2 where lizard men from space show up and watch people have sex.

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deadking: Apr 13, 2006; Hello? Charlemagne?!

Parallax Scroll posted:

i like regular history

# ? Oct 16, 2015 22:52

Waroduce: Aug 5, 2008

Hey have you guys heard about that bear in ww2

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Obstacle2: Dec 21, 2004; feels good man

Robo Reagan posted:

i know a guy irl who brags about his great gandfather being in the SS and whenever he talks about nazis (which is a lot) he refers to them as us and our

he's a 5'0 fat dude with greasy hair and lipstick that graduated high school like five minutes ago but he wont be a problem for too much longer because he willingly got HIV from his boyfriend of like two months

well if the nazis loved anything it was homosexuality let him have his fun

people who are really into military history are pretty much seen as weirdos even among actual academics who are a pretty weird bunch to begin with

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Yaldabaoth: Oct 9, 2012; by Azathoth

I think you'll find that most people agree with Hitler's methods, they just disagree on who's the master race and who should be genocided.

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P-Mack: Nov 10, 2007

Waroduce posted:

Hey have you guys heard about that bear in the truck stop restroom?

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Molentik: Apr 30, 2013

And the bears name was Gavin.

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Ork of Fiction: Jul 22, 2013

Baracula posted:

lmao milhist thread is analysing gbs sexism

Did they figure out that their lack of historical military participation makes women lower than dogs, elephants or even that bear? P much women shouldn't have rights is what u should conclude from military history, impho.

# ? Oct 17, 2015 01:35

Horniest Manticore: Nov 23, 2013; Hello, you!; Lipstick Apathy

hey gal has a glass eye (no really)

# ? Oct 17, 2015 01:58

Seizure Meat: Jul 23, 2008; by Smythe

ive played a lot of video games in my 20 years on the internet and I have to say people who like dragoons are worse than people who like dragons

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EXTREME INSERTION: Jun 4, 2011; by LadyAmbien

ArmZ posted:

have you ever read clausewitz....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j0B7bzP-Gog&t=20s

Weed definitely enhances it

# ? Oct 17, 2015 02:22

Ensign Expendable: Nov 11, 2008; Lager beer is proof that god loves us; Pillbug

Ork of Fiction posted:

Did they figure out that their lack of historical military participation makes women lower than dogs, elephants or even that bear? P much women shouldn't have rights is what u should conclude from military history, impho.

# ? Oct 17, 2015 03:25

Horniest Manticore: Nov 23, 2013; Hello, you!; Lipstick Apathy

i bet hey gal looks exactly like mark from peep show

# ? Oct 17, 2015 03:31

alpaca diseases: May 19, 2009

its 700 pages so can I just assume the op starts out eager and knowledgable but it only takes like 2 pages of questions before faglord spergs are all "hope you don't mind me answering some of these questions hoho" *50 page derail on which is the best polearm*?

alpaca diseases fucked around with this message at 03:45 on Oct 17, 2015

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