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Cirrhosis Johnson
Jan 9, 2014
in a major daily news circulation.

Rules:

1. No online poo poo, print only.

2. No censoring of text.

3. It has to be a major publication, no "Sounds of Midwestern tractors monthly" obscurity.

good luck.

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a whole buncha crows
May 8, 2003

WHEN WE DON'T KNOW WHO TO HATE, WE HATE OURSELVES.-SA USER NATION (AKA ME!)
ill do it for 20,000

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

i'll talk to my friends at npr, maybe i can get Audie Cornish to read it on the air.

TOOT BOOT
May 25, 2010

sounds doable

Nefarious
Sep 26, 2000

by XyloJW
ok here i go

Nefarious
Sep 26, 2000

by XyloJW
wow it was tough but i pulled it off

Cirrhosis Johnson
Jan 9, 2014

Nefarious posted:

wow it was tough but i pulled it off

wow dude nice one!!!

let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000

Dinosaur Gum

Cirrhosis Johnson posted:

in a major daily news circulation.

Rules:

1. No online poo poo, print only.

2. No censoring of text.

3. It has to be a major publication, no "Sounds of Midwestern tractors monthly" obscurity.

good luck.

gonna need this money in an escrow account with real terms and then okay

Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

Fun Shoe
I bet you could get it done Unabomber style

Im going to shoot a bazooka at the white house unless every national paper has the niggerstomper post on the front page tommorow. This is a real and serious threat.

(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Nefarious posted:

ok here i go

tumblr.txt
Jan 11, 2015

by zen death robot

Isaac posted:

Im going to shoot a bazooka at the white house unless every national paper has the niggerstomper post on the front page tommorow. This is a real and serious threat.

a whole buncha crows
May 8, 2003

WHEN WE DON'T KNOW WHO TO HATE, WE HATE OURSELVES.-SA USER NATION (AKA ME!)

Isaac posted:

I bet you could get it done Unabomber style

Im going to shoot a bazooka at the white house unless every national paper has the niggerstomper post on the front page tommorow. This is a real and serious threat.

thats racist

Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

Fun Shoe
What if I offered to send ISIS $9000 to put it in one of their videos is that within the rules?

Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

Fun Shoe
Western Journalist flanked by masked men with guns: Im permabanned poster niggerstomper58

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Isaac posted:

What if I offered to send ISIS $9000 to put it in one of their videos is that within the rules?

money is free speech if you are American

Horniest Manticore
Nov 23, 2013

Hello, you!
Lipstick Apathy
it'd be awesome to hear ira glass read that

verbal enema
May 23, 2009

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Hell Yeah posted:

i'll talk to my friends at npr, maybe i can get Audie Cornish to read it on the air.

so thats her name

Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

Fun Shoe
Tell the New York Post that its a spell that kills arabs upon reading it and they'll publish for sure

TreFitty
Jan 18, 2003

What is this post you speak of

Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

Fun Shoe

TreFitty posted:

What is this post you speak of

im permabanned poster niggerstomper58. i first started reading fyad when i was about 12. by 14 i got really obsessed with the concept of “irony” and tried to channel it constantly, until my thought process got really bizarre and i would repeat things like “friend of the family balls” and “i love making GBS threads inside friend of the family assholes” in my head for hours, and i would get really paranoid, start seeing things in the corners of my eyes etc, basically prodromal schizophrenia. im now on antipsychotics. i always wondered what the kind of “ironic” style of fyad humor was all about; i think it’s the unconscious leaking in to the conscious, what jungian theory considered to be the cause of schizophrenic and schizotypal syptoms. i would advise all people who “get” fyad to be careful because that likely means you have a predisposition to a mental illness. peace.


http://genius.com/3445541

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

TreFitty posted:

What is this post you speak of

its a newspaper

quakster
Jul 21, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Isaac posted:

What if I offered to send ISIS $9000 to put it in one of their videos is that within the rules?
does isis have a patreon? maybe they'll do requests

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


Somebody print over a ny times page with the article in question, collect 10gs.

ceebee
Feb 12, 2004
how about you just give me $10,000 cause gently caress it

Horniest Manticore
Nov 23, 2013

Hello, you!
Lipstick Apathy

lol

glowstick party tonight
Oct 4, 2003

by zen death robot
I've always thought our mainstream newspapers should have more prodromal schizophrenia representation

I wonder if any of these eligible papers have suitable ad space cheap enough to make this proposition profitble

Beef Turret
Jul 9, 2009

by Lowtax

Smelly Bohemian
Aug 20, 2015

by Lowtax
I feel bad for all those niggers that got stomped :( :( :(

glowstick party tonight
Oct 4, 2003

by zen death robot

Hell Yeah posted:

i'll talk to my friends at npr, maybe i can get Audie Cornish to read it on the air.

Do you know Elanor Beardsley? I love it when she delivers the news and does that crazy voice of hers it would be perfect for niggerstomper58

TacticalUrbanHomo
Aug 17, 2011

by Lowtax

Smelly Bohemian posted:

I feel bad for all those niggers that got stomped :( :( :(

I don't :twisted:

Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

Fun Shoe

If a niggerstomper58 was in the military what would be the correct term for them

corpuscollossus
Apr 19, 2007
I hope niggerstomper58 has found peace

neato burrito
Aug 25, 2002

bitch better have my chex mix

Isaac posted:

If a niggerstomper58 was in the military what would be the correct term for them

Stomper, friend of the family, 1 ea x 58

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler
The masses aren't going to understand the username/post idea at all

it's not in the form of a text or MMS

also yeah a bunch of people were real "funny" itt

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

gnarlyhotep posted:

The masses aren't going to understand the username/post idea at all

it's not in the form of a text or MMS

also yeah a bunch of people were real "funny" itt

you and I read very different threads

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

you and I read very different threads

maybe you have a better answer to the OP

Baba Ganoush
Oct 12, 2014
Dinosaur Gum
normie spotted

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

gnarlyhotep posted:

maybe you have a better answer to the OP

i can't afford $10,000

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

i can't afford $10,000

doesn't cost you anything to say your ideas, lieschien

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Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

gnarlyhotep posted:

doesn't cost you anything to say your ideas, lieschien

Im also not gonna get niggerstomper58 published.

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