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carry on then posted:what are we talking here, a trump republican or a bush republican trump but carson would work for him too
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Bhodi posted:You read the pics thread, right? http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3703904&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=1122#post451689685 I had not caught up with the pics thread, thank you for showing me that I think the test chatter will fade pretty fast and I believe that I will not overtly hear anything else about it, even if I get stuck at this job. Whether or not the information trickles out in dribs and drabs is another thing. Like I believe my direct manager may not see my score sheet, but that doesn't mean anything and like prefect said, this is a no-win scenario all around This same new CEO implemented a "reward" system where people get nominated every month to be the winner of a Genius Award and they get a sticker that says Genius and they get a special banner they are encouraged to put in their email sig, and like a $10 starbucks card Encouraging people to compare intelligence test results and froth at the mouth over meaningless tokens is actually super offensive to me and I'm trying to tell people it feels like we're being intentionally pit against each other and I either get "a little competition is healthy" or "you're being too sensitive" so I give up, this job is literally a prank
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Shaggar posted:cjs: have some css to do and I just cant deal with it shaggars enterprise medical webapp, with bonus hipaa complaint portal. epic as f*ck
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PipeRifle posted:This same new CEO implemented a "reward" system where people get nominated every month to be the winner of a Genius Award and they get a sticker that says Genius and they get a special banner they are encouraged to put in their email sig, and like a $10 starbucks card pretty sure even scott adams made that joke in one of his books, it was the one that had the weird chapter in the back about positive thinking actually warping reality
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literally handing out Grape Job stickers to adult humans at work and expecting them to bow and say it's a great honor while their colleagues seethe and plot against them, waiting the glorious day when they will get their own sticker
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PipeRifle posted:Boss just came over and she was like "how do you think you did?" and I said "Ehh, it doesn't really matter, right?" and she said "no but I'm curious, like how many questions did you get through? Did you think it was hard?" and I said "I think we're not supposed to talk about it" and she made a face and was like "well it's not going to factor into your performance evaluation or anything, I'm just trying to get a sense of how people felt about it" and I said "I'm not comfortable discussing it" and she just stared at me for a long second and then literally flapped her hands and was like "okay well you're being weird about it I guess, Sherry how do you think you did??" and moved onto the next person lmao carry on then posted:what are we talking here, a trump republican or a bush republican which one is more likely to be a loud boorish gently caress in the middle of lunch
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Oct 20, 2015 19:45
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Cat Face Joe posted:trump but carson would work for him too trump has been trolling the gently caress out of jeb bush, and that pleases me greatly
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prefect posted:trump has been trolling the gently caress out of Jeb!, and that pleases me greatly agreedo
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prefect posted:trump has been trolling the gently caress out of jeb bush, and that pleases me greatly http://thinkprogress.org/politics/2015/10/17/3713554/guide-to-whether-george-w-bush-was-president-on-911/
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Bhodi posted:"You made the company a few hundred thousand dollars? Here's a $10 '-attaboy', go get yourself a latte" http://www.amazon.com/1501-Reward-Employees-Nelson-Ph-D/dp/0761168788
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Notorious QIG posted:http://thinkprogress.org/politics/2015/10/17/3713554/guide-to-whether-george-w-bush-was-president-on-911/ either the daily or nightly show had a clip of jeb on one of the sunday shows, and the reporter actually asked him how benghazi is obama's fault but 9/11 isn't george w's fault. it was like asking a robot "what is love?" 
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prefect posted:either the daily or nightly show had a clip of jeb on one of the sunday shows, and the reporter actually asked him how benghazi is obama's fault but 9/11 isn't george w's fault. it was like asking a robot "what is love?" yeah i saw that. it was incredible
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yeah here we go: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xe9CUl6pf_E you can see the moment where his brain has to make a sudden shift from NOT THE PRESIDENTS FAULT to IT IS THE PRESIDENTS FAULT
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c uni s: Holy poo poo I got RapidMiner to do what I want it to do! 
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bump_fn posted:lol I got contacted by a recruiter at a hedge fund https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=27nCc2eiERM
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Oct 20, 2015 20:10
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happy birthday piperifle! Are you old now?
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Notorious QIG posted:yeah here we go: lmao
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graph posted:lmao well i, uh, the question on benghazi, which hopefully we will now finally get the, get the truth, is was it secure?
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Notorious QIG posted:well i, uh, the question on benghazi, which hopefully we will now finally get the, get the truth, is was it secure? you can see the moment when the switch flips in his brain, i have never seen a human being reset like that
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BooLoo posted:happy birthday piperifle! Are you old now? I can feel 30 on the horizon no, the other one 
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BooLoo posted:happy birthday piperifle! Are you old now? Very
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Notorious QIG posted:yeah here we go: they should make a movie like die hard or whatever where there's a secret group of elite terrorists plotting to do something horrible, but the twist is there is no steven seagal character fighting to stop them. instead the protagonist is george w. bush played by will ferrell and the plan goes off without a hitch.
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Oct 20, 2015 20:26
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Solus M.D. posted:you can see the moment when the switch flips in his brain, i have never seen a human being reset like that one of the cool things about acid breaking my head of being a conservative shitlord is that i can think and speak and reason freely because of projection and empathy and logic and not have to search for 'poo poo why did i think that way again urrrr uhhhh'
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cjs: gonna leave early so i can go to the bank
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c uni s: really nice classmate who is kind of weird and smells ripe all the time just picked his nose and ate it
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PipeRifle posted:I can feel 30 on the horizon no, the other one so 40?
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Tusen Takk posted:c uni s: really nice classmate who is kind of weird and smells ripe all the time just picked his nose and ate it don't doxx me
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Oct 20, 2015 20:54
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Bhodi posted:I hope you believe this like you believe "Anonymous" work-related feedback surveys with comment fields encouraging you to go into as much detail as possible lol if you don't actually go into as much detail as possible on those like, what's literally the worst that can happen now consider the likelihood of that adjusted for what you are writing is it so bad?
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According to reports, Bobby-Jo, 53, of Charlotte, North Carolina was known by friends as a hardcore Star Wars fan. His wife, Sarah Garrison, also a Star Wars fan, attended comic-con every year dressed up as storm troopers. However, Mrs. Garrison would find her husband unresponsive with a suicide note saying “Make America White Again.”
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Vintersorg posted:so 40? No I am just being an alarmist, in reality I am 34 years young today Does that shock you? Does my capricious playfulness when posting belie a young sprat of a boy? Does my curmudgeonly dislike for most material and immaterial objects and concepts invoke the image of an old crank yelling at neighborhood kids? Good. I endeavor to post from within a shroud of mystery Maybe I'm lying. Maybe I'm 70. Maybe I'm 26. Maybe I'm a timeless entity like Q from Star Trek only instead of messing with Picard I just want to make bad posts
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PipeRifle posted:No I am just being an alarmist, in reality I am 34 years young today Youre old
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poo poo
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I'm young and immortal
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and dumb. God, you're dumb
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we are all children compared to the age of the universe *dons fedora* *takes puff off vape* literal. children. *walks away humming attack on titan theme*
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Tusen Takk posted:we are all children compared to the age of the universe 
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PipeRifle posted:No I am just being an alarmist, in reality I am 34 years young today what are all these words
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keyboard vomit posted:Youre old same. Cat Face Joe posted:and dumb. God, you're dumb also, same.
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cjs: i seriously feel like doing nothing, i got 1.5 weeks left here and dont care about anything - -500 motivation points out of +500 to finish
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