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Sharks Eat Bear
Dec 25, 2004

MAF is playing out of his mind

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Ergo Propter Hog
Jul 21, 2014



:worship: MAF

flakeloaf
Feb 26, 2003

Still better than android clock

:suspense:

Maf.... good?

Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010

MAF mvp on a team with Crosby, Malkin, Kessel, and Letang.

Gunjin
Apr 27, 2004

Om nom nom
Did I just hear Ex's and Oh's on the organ?

Eric the Mauve
May 8, 2012

Making you happy for a buck since 199X
Is it just my feed and/or connection or is the audio about a second ahead of the video for anyone else?

flakeloaf
Feb 26, 2003

Still better than android clock

Gunjin posted:

Did I just hear Ex's and Oh's on the organ?

Yeah, they played it at the Canes game too.

Ergo Propter Hog
Jul 21, 2014



Eric the Mauve posted:

Is it just my feed and/or connection or is the audio about a second ahead of the video for anyone else?

It's not just you.

Pornographic Memory
Dec 17, 2008

Eric the Mauve posted:

The Penguins system apparently actually calls for them to take tons and tons of shots from along the side boards down low where they have about 3 square inches of uncovered net to shoot at. At what point do we start to agree their comically bad shooting percentage isn't bad luck, it's a hopelessly dumbass system that revolves around very low percentage shots?

I dont think its intentional but yeah its a systemic thing, their entire strategy for going from their defensive zone to the offensive zone leaves them boxed out and all the forwards need to be grinding on the boards too much to break in

communist kangaroo
Oct 2, 2006

those are my principles, and if you don't like them...well, i have koalas.
Ovechkin pummeling Crosbys helmet off

z0331
Oct 2, 2003

Holtby thy name
Lotta message-sending going on in this game, apparently.

flakeloaf
Feb 26, 2003

Still better than android clock

Two goals in 24 games. One an ENG
7.5M AAV.

:siren: An adult named Dougie.

Ceci Bad.

Chad Sexington
May 26, 2005

I think he made a beautiful post and did a great job and he is good.

Eric the Mauve posted:

Is it just my feed and/or connection or is the audio about a second ahead of the video for anyone else?

Hockeystreams?

Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010

z0331 posted:

Lotta message-sending going on in this game, apparently.

Not so much a message as a desperate inquisition.
"How do we score?"

flakeloaf
Feb 26, 2003

Still better than android clock

Good Soldier Svejk posted:

Not so much a message as a desperate inquisition.
"How do we score?"

1. Play the Senators.

flakeloaf
Feb 26, 2003

Still better than android clock

Chris Neil takes an undisciplined stick penalty? Well there's a fuckin' shocker.

myron cope
Apr 21, 2009

you know what we should try?

let's force cross ice passes and maybe even try blind ones

let's also all stand around on defense and wonder why any one else isn't covering that guy oh god he's all alone in front of the net oops

myron cope
Apr 21, 2009

has anyone tried telling the penguins not to turn it over? maybe they just don't know

Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010

Can we have Boudreau yet?

Juvi
Apr 8, 2003

I AM DOG.

Good Soldier Svejk posted:

Can we have Boudreau yet?

Or anyone else, really. I don't care anymore, just torch everyone on the coaching staff except for Bales.

Krime
Jul 30, 2003

Somebody has to do the scoring around here.

Juvi posted:

Or anyone else, really. I don't care anymore, just torch everyone on the coaching staff except for Bales.

Hell, make Bales the head coach.

Eric the Mauve
May 8, 2012

Making you happy for a buck since 199X
This is more a general bitch-and-moan provoked by what just happened, but: how in the hell is it not holding when you wrap both arms around a guy and bearhug him?

Sharks Eat Bear
Dec 25, 2004

i think it is time for some whiskyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

Pungry
Feb 26, 2011

JUST PICK ONE. ANY ONE.
really good icing there

Sharks Eat Bear
Dec 25, 2004

bennett owns

Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010

Matt Cullen is a hell of a 4th line center.
So much happier to have him down there than Lapierre.

Sharks Eat Bear
Dec 25, 2004

why the gently caress did cole just ice that?

Eric the Mauve
May 8, 2012

Making you happy for a buck since 199X

Good Soldier Svejk posted:

Matt Cullen is a hell of a 4th line center.
So much happier to have him down there than Lapierre.

Is it the not committing retarded penalties? Or the not delusionally thinking he's Wayne Gretzky and trying to stickhandle through three defenders?

Pungry
Feb 26, 2011

JUST PICK ONE. ANY ONE.
put Bennett on the 1st line

Eric the Mauve
May 8, 2012

Making you happy for a buck since 199X

Pungry posted:

put Bennett on the 1st line

quickly, before he goes on IR again

Krime
Jul 30, 2003

Somebody has to do the scoring around here.

Pungry posted:

put Bennett on the 1st line

Make Bennett the head coach.

Sharks Eat Bear
Dec 25, 2004

who was the Pens fan that said bennett is just meh in N/V

WHO WAS IT

flakeloaf
Feb 26, 2003

Still better than android clock

:siren: SMITH

(Sens are still terrible)

Sharks Eat Bear
Dec 25, 2004

wtf was the penalty?

Hypnobeard
Sep 15, 2004

Obey the Beard



Oh neat, a Caps PP

Eric the Mauve
May 8, 2012

Making you happy for a buck since 199X

Sharks Eat Bear posted:

who was the Pens fan that said bennett is just meh in N/V

WHO WAS IT

I said Bennett always looks like he should be good but hasn't really produced tangible results much

But then on this hosed up team that probably isn't much of a condemnation

Pungry
Feb 26, 2011

JUST PICK ONE. ANY ONE.
the Penguins shoot button seems to be jammed

Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010

So as bad as all this is... tomorrow I'm guessing will be Zatkoff's first start of the season.
This team in front of a sub-par goalie - against a team/coach with a huge chip on their shoulder after a physical caps game.
We are going to get blown the gently caress out by the Sabres aren't we?

Sharks Eat Bear
Dec 25, 2004

Eric the Mauve posted:

I said Bennett always looks like he should be good but hasn't really produced tangible results much

But then on this hosed up team that probably isn't much of a condemnation

i don't think that's what you said :colbert: but it's true. but i'd also say bennett's results will probably be measured less by G/A/P and more by...... advanced stats.....

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Ergo Propter Hog
Jul 21, 2014



Good Soldier Svejk posted:

So as bad as all this is... tomorrow I'm guessing will be Zatkoff's first start of the season.
This team in front of a sub-par goalie - against a team/coach with a huge chip on their shoulder after a physical caps game.
We are going to get blown the gently caress out by the Sabres aren't we?

God willing

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