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Beef Jerky Robot
Sep 20, 2009

"And the DICK?"

Bring in tommy end and speedball as the kickfriends, give them the straps

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rovert
Jun 10, 2013
Yes!
https://twitter.com/JoeyStyles/status/664463343806230530

The D in Detroit
Oct 13, 2012
awesome, another guy to end up nowhere in a terrible stagnant promotion

Eltoasto
Aug 26, 2002

We come spinning out of nothingness, scattering stars like dust.



Please wear safety gloves when reading this thread folks, the above post is very edgy.

The D in Detroit
Oct 13, 2012
vince is going to sell his soul to the devil, let me tell you,

MagicCube
May 25, 2004

Keys to getting Rich Swann over:

1) License All Night Long
2) Let him dance
3) Standing 450 every match

Super No Vacancy
Jul 26, 2012

imagine signing rich swann and not ricochet

TUS
Feb 19, 2003

I'm going to stab you. Offline. With a real knife.


I hope Swann's NXT name is Rick O'Shea

InShaneee
Aug 11, 2006

Cleanse them. Cleanse the world of their ignorance and sin. Bathe them in the crimson of ... am I on speakerphone?
Fun Shoe
I want Rich Swann to be like Finn Balor, but with Lionel Richie instead of the demon.

BodyMassageMachine
Nov 24, 2006

:yeah:
:yeah:
:yeah:

So happy for Amasis.

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

rich swann got weirdly fat during his last year on the indies was he working hurt

AMReese
Jan 31, 2011

I'm driving with my mind!

epitasis posted:

imagine signing rich swann and not ricochet
According to the Wrestling Observer, WWE didn't like the announcement of a second season of Lucha Underground, because they really want Ricochet and Angelico along with one other unnamed wrestler. WO even says there was talk in WWE of even fast-tracking Ricochet to matches against Finn, but it seems that 7 year contract with LU is standing in their way.

rovert
Jun 10, 2013

epitasis posted:

imagine signing rich swann and not ricochet

Two more seasons of Lucha Underground left on this contract and he's a free man.

Ganso Bomb
Oct 24, 2005

turn it all around

rovert posted:

Two more seasons of Lucha Underground left on this contract and he's a free man.

Does he even want to be a "free man"? He's a major cornerstone of LU and is having great, fun matches in NJPW. I don't know why someone would want to leave that to be another guy soon forgotten about in WWE.

Ganso Bomb fucked around with this message at 19:25 on Nov 11, 2015

Basic Chunnel
Sep 21, 2010

Jesus! Jesus Christ! Say his name! Jesus! Jesus! Come down now!

more and salaried money for comparable work

rovert
Jun 10, 2013

Phenix Rising posted:

Does he even want to be a "free man"? He's a major cornerstone of LU and is having great, fun matches in NJPW. I don't know why someone would want to leave that to be another guy soon forgotten about in WWE.

I don't even pretend to know him or what his goals are but he's practically in NXT already. He lives with Apollo Crews and hangs out with other NXTers.

Holland Oats
Oct 20, 2003

Only the dead have seen the end of war

AMReese posted:

According to the Wrestling Observer, WWE didn't like the announcement of a second season of Lucha Underground, because they really want Ricochet and Angelico along with one other unnamed wrestler. WO even says there was talk in WWE of even fast-tracking Ricochet to matches against Finn, but it seems that 7 year contract with LU is standing in their way.

I really hope that the unnamed wrestler is Pentagon Jr. WWE has to see the piles of money they could make with him.

Super No Vacancy
Jul 26, 2012

yeah i hope they take someone cool and stick them in a middling stereotypical tag team too

AMReese
Jan 31, 2011

I'm driving with my mind!

epitasis posted:

yeah i hope they take someone cool and stick them in a middling stereotypical tag team too
I'm curious as to who these cool people in stereotypical tag teams are. I only know of a few, such as Ascension and Lucha Dragons. As far as Kalisto is concerned, he's better off with Sin Cara than on his own, especially with the push they're getting now. Who cares about Ascension?

I'm not sure who else you mean, besides those two teams. Neville isn't in a tag team, and Ciampa and Gargano were just a package deal and they came in right when they were doing a tournament where they could show off.

Care to elaborate?

AMReese fucked around with this message at 22:33 on Nov 11, 2015

Grozz Nuy
Feb 21, 2008

Welcome to Moonside.

Wecomel to Soonmide.

Moonwel ot cosidme.

epitasis posted:

imagine signing rich swann and not ricochet

I agree with you on principle, but Rich is cool and I'm happy for him

Benne
Sep 2, 2011

STOP DOING HEROIN
This part from the Observer made me laugh

quote:

It should also be noted that for WWE historical purposes, evidently the NXT crowd in Brooklyn has grown to 18,000 since that number was referenced during the show

How long before the narrative becomes that Bayley hit the Belly-to-Bayley on Sasha in front of 100,000 screaming Bayleymaniacs

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

You broke my heart, Samoa Joe :qq:

Go RV!
Jun 19, 2008

Uglier on the inside.

that's some video production quality right there

Eltoasto
Aug 26, 2002

We come spinning out of nothingness, scattering stars like dust.



Jerusalem posted:

You broke my heart, Samoa Joe :qq:

Joe why :negative:

Dr. Ass
Apr 21, 2008

Tye Dillinger is really good

Testekill
Nov 1, 2012

I demand to be taken seriously

:aronrex:

Dr. rear end posted:

Tye Dillinger is really good

Corbin is also decent these days

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Dr. rear end posted:

Tye Dillinger is really good

I actually wondered if this was going to be the start of a little push for him.... and then Baron Corbin came out.

CREWS! :woop:

Go RV!
Jun 19, 2008

Uglier on the inside.

where the gently caress did Tye go?

Sigma
Aug 24, 2003

...
Grimey Drawer
I'm missing a Tye Dillinger match for this?

Eltoasto
Aug 26, 2002

We come spinning out of nothingness, scattering stars like dust.



hoss brawl? I'm always down for a hoss brawl

Benne
Sep 2, 2011

STOP DOING HEROIN
Did Tye fall through a trap door?

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Please announce Tye as the winner by count-out!

fart blood
Sep 13, 2008

by VideoGames
Nice to see Crews show some fire instead of smiling a lot. I dig it.

Go RV!
Jun 19, 2008

Uglier on the inside.

no seriously, where the gently caress did tye go

did corbin eat him off camera

Dr. Ass
Apr 21, 2008

Jerusalem posted:

I actually wondered if this was going to be the start of a little push for him.... and then Baron Corbin came out.

Dillinger had really prominent spots in both house shows I went to. He had a pre-break title match vs Balor in September and was in the main event against Joe last month. He was really great in both

Benne
Sep 2, 2011

STOP DOING HEROIN
These loving guys

keevo
Jun 16, 2011

:burger:WAKE UP:burger:
The boos made me legitimately think that the Hype Bros were a heel team.

Testekill
Nov 1, 2012

I demand to be taken seriously

:aronrex:

That sounded like a fair amount of booing.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Bayley, don't settle for the Hype BORES.

Oh poo poo I accidentally spelled their names wrong, poo poo.

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Go RV!
Jun 19, 2008

Uglier on the inside.

oh i forgot this match was happening :what:

keevo posted:

The boos made me legitimately think that the Hype Bros were a heel team.

This made me happy though.

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