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Badger of Basra
Jul 26, 2007

cool bear is getting to the heart of it y'all

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Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009

Cool Bear posted:

In america, when some insane person goes insane:

"They went insane"

If they came from outside america:

"They are not just insane"

It's almost like educated nuance is frowned upon these days.

Cool Bear
Sep 2, 2012

Stand by your human brothers.

It is not easy to fight against war.

The ideology eater
Oct 20, 2010

IT'S GARBAGE DAY AT WENDY'S FUCK YEAH WE EATIN GOOD TONIGHT

The Warszawa posted:

busta rhymes' appearance in master of none is really good

It's great

Grondoth
Feb 18, 2011
You're a cool bear, cool bear.

Dr. Faustus
Feb 18, 2001

Grimey Drawer

Cool Bear posted:

edit: steely dan was a big part of my college music library. I am not aware of anyone else in the world who likes steely dan.
I do, but it's ok I'm an old.

sudo rm -rf
Aug 2, 2011


$ mv fullcommunism.sh
/america
$ cd /america
$ ./fullcommunism.sh


Jerry Manderbilt posted:

oh is zaid done with life now

nah this dude is white


zaid did make a facebook post tonight about the gop frontrunners and i thought about using his post to gently caress with him about rand paul


but i decided against it

exmarx
Feb 18, 2012


The experience over the years
of nothing getting better
only worse.

Jerry Manderbilt
May 31, 2012

No matter how much paperwork I process, it never goes away. It only increases.

sudo rm -rf posted:

nah this dude is white


zaid did make a facebook post tonight about the gop frontrunners and i thought about using his post to gently caress with him about rand paul


but i decided against it

yeah save that for when sheltered white boy randy drops out

then you can laugh at him for being unable to separate his boner for the pauls from randy's actual competence as a candidate

Cool Bear
Sep 2, 2012

Think about how you love your neighbors.

Think about how you devote yourself to helping your neighbors.

And then your neighbors are god drat motherfucking god drat god drat loving nazis:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QQYMYEfHjfs

Feel it in your throat.

God drat god drat nazis god drat god damnit.

the paradigm shift
Jan 18, 2006

Cool Bear posted:

Think about how you love your neighbors.

Think about how you devote yourself to helping your neighbors.

And then your neighbors are god drat motherfucking god drat god drat loving nazis:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QQYMYEfHjfs

Feel it in your throat.

God drat god drat nazis god drat god damnit.

I live in the south; if my neighbors are white I go ahead and assume they at least have nazi tendencies or probably a full grand wizards of some dumb kkk splinter

the paradigm shift
Jan 18, 2006


Going by his username at least he's self aware

Foppery
Dec 27, 2013

I POSSESS THE POWER CHRONIC

Yo warsz you're right

Master of None owns. a lot.

Cool Bear
Sep 2, 2012

Happy mother god drat loving hell veterans day from Satans kitchen:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jKbEaZ-Jnws

Do you love america?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

PURCHASE CAMOFLAUGE CLOTHING IN ORDER TO SUPPORT THE VETERANS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

the paradigm shift
Jan 18, 2006

Foppery posted:

Yo warsz you're right

Master of None owns. a lot.

Netflix right? I keep hearing about it and liked his standup

Cool Bear
Sep 2, 2012

the_paradigm_shift posted:

Netflix right? I keep hearing about it and liked his standup

HEY YOU PIECE OF poo poo

Did you refuse to purchase camoflauge themed army veteran items for your local business?

YOU DID NOT??

RFUCK YTOU!~!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZxojX9E9Sm8

Volkerball
Oct 15, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
saw cool bear posting, came for wisdom. got it.

Cool Bear
Sep 2, 2012

For the first time in the history of America,

we have come together as a nation and we have chosen to express ourselves.

We have chosen as a nation to purchase camoflauge themed gloves and shoes

For our NFL National Football League players.

That's right.

They will use gloves, shoes and other items with a camofloge theme. (it's a bullshit french word, ca-mo-floj)

It will be the great american colors of green, darker green and brown which were originally designed to conceal their murder squads.

God bless America. Allahu Ackbar.

Aeryk
Aug 31, 2006

Ah. It must have been when I was younger.
Fun Shoe
Hi cool bear. I'm a big fan!

Aeryk
Aug 31, 2006

Ah. It must have been when I was younger.
Fun Shoe
Cool Bear, have you ever explored how knee jerk reactions to tragedy are merely a way of establishing a veil of control over the chaos that can so easily consume us?

Volkerball
Oct 15, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
i was skeptical about the nfl wearing camoflauge stuff because it seemed self flagellating but then i noticed while i was watching the game on sunday that i didn't have tbi anymore

the paradigm shift
Jan 18, 2006

quote:

Turn off social media. Turn off computer. Turn off house. Turn off road into woods. Turn off clothes. Turn off humanity, live as bear.

https://twitter.com/jeremiahtolbert/status/665312462305030145

sudo rm -rf
Aug 2, 2011


$ mv fullcommunism.sh
/america
$ cd /america
$ ./fullcommunism.sh


remember that time we bombed a hospital, killing a bunch doctors and civilians

and no one really gave a poo poo

GhostofJohnMuir
Aug 14, 2014

anime is not good
So I was day drinking with this friend of mine, and we saw CNN and got real sad, but then we drank more and I showed him End Of Evangelion for the first time and we had a lot of fun. Good day imo.

Cool Bear
Sep 2, 2012

Aeryk posted:

Cool Bear, have you ever explored how knee jerk reactions to tragedy are merely a way of establishing a veil of control over the chaos that can so easily consume us?

It has been a long time since the last tragedy in my opinion.

We are doing a good job because we elected a non-republican president who started literally zero wars

Everyone says Obama is a wastrel loser, exactly the same as every other black person.

I, however, disagree.


I think that history will look back on our world and be ashamed.


It is pretty straightforward:



If you make a place where young strong men want to kill themselves for honor, then they will.


Should we tell them, very clearly: "We hate you, we want you to go back home!!"?

EDIT: The problem today is Europe, though. We do not have a problem in America. Syrian refugees do not come to america. GOOD LUCK WITH THAT ROFL. UH DUH DOY DOY MAYBE I WILL ELECT TRUMP FOR PRESIDENT OF GERMANY lol can you imagine





edit2: I think it is important for us to imagine if Donald Trujmp was President of Germany.

We need to think about "worst case scenario" disaster preparation. What IF Donald Trump was president of Germany or France. What would that look like?!?!!? AT LEAST bring that back to your regional france and germany forums.


Ask yourselves: "What if Donald Trump was in charge of _________"

Cool Bear fucked around with this message at 07:10 on Nov 14, 2015

GhostofJohnMuir
Aug 14, 2014

anime is not good
If you're like ten drinks in at 5pm, you start to take terrorism less seriously and you can see that anime is the true path.

sudo rm -rf
Aug 2, 2011


$ mv fullcommunism.sh
/america
$ cd /america
$ ./fullcommunism.sh


Brannock posted:

What?! You dare? Don't you know about the Troubles, over two decades ago? Are you not educated on severely problematic medieval Christianity, centuries ago? Heh. I bet you cannot even elucidate upon the... Buddhists. Oho! Are you surprised? You perhaps never thought that Buddhists could be *breath* bad? Typical naïve occidentalist. Well, loving welcome to loving Reality, and it has a goddamn Liberal Bias! *clicks forcefully on Submit Reply*

the paradigm shift
Jan 18, 2006

GhostofJohnMuir posted:

If you're like ten drinks in at 5pm, you start to take terrorism less seriously and you can see that anime is the true path.

Aeryk
Aug 31, 2006

Ah. It must have been when I was younger.
Fun Shoe

Cool Bear posted:

It has been a long time since the last tragedy in my opinion.

We are doing a good job because we elected a non-republican president who started literally zero wars

Everyone says Obama is a wastrel loser, exactly the same as every other black person.

I, however, disagree.


I think that history will look back on our world and be ashamed.


It is pretty straightforward:



If you make a place where young strong men want to kill themselves for honor, then they will.


Should we tell them, very clearly: "We hate you, we want you to go back home!!"?

EDIT: The problem today is Europe, though. We do not have a problem in America. Syrian refugees do not come to america. GOOD LUCK WITH THAT ROFL. UH DUH DOY DOY MAYBE I WILL ELECT TRUMP FOR PRESIDENT OF GERMANY lol can you imagine

We have made that place for young strong men, its called an NFL stadium.

exmarx
Feb 18, 2012


The experience over the years
of nothing getting better
only worse.

sudo rm -rf posted:

remember that time we bombed a hospital, killing a bunch doctors and civilians

and no one really gave a poo poo

the u.s. military wouldn't do that

sudo rm -rf
Aug 2, 2011


$ mv fullcommunism.sh
/america
$ cd /america
$ ./fullcommunism.sh


Exclamation Marx posted:

the u.s. military wouldn't do that

it's weird when you contrast the reactions from that

with the reactions tonight

Cool Bear
Sep 2, 2012

Woody Guthrie makes me feel strong.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jKVnur5DkdI

There's a great and a bloody fight 'round this whole world tonight
And the battle, the bombs and shrapnel reign
Hitler told the world around he would tear our union down
But our union's gonna break them slavery chains
Our union's gonna break them slavery chains

I walked up on a mountain in the middle of the sky
Could see every farm and every town
I could see all the people in this whole wide world
That's the union that'll tear old Hitler down
That's the union that'll tear the fascists down

When I think of the men and the ships going down
While the Russians fight on across the dawn
There's London in ruins and Paris in chains
Good people, what are we waiting on?
Good people, what are we waiting on?

Yes, I thank the Soviets and the mighty Chinese vets
Allies the whole wide world around
To the battling British, thanks, you can have ten million Yanks
If it takes 'em to tear the fascists down, down, down
If it takes 'em to tear the fascists down

But when I think of the ships and the men going down
While the Russians fight on across the dawn
There's London in ruins and Paris in chains
Good people, what are we waiting on?
Good people, what are we waiting on?

So I thank the Soviets and the mighty Chinese vets
Allies the whole wide world around
To the battling British, thanks, you can have ten million Yanks
If it takes 'em to tear the fascists down, down, down
If it takes 'em to tear the fascists down

GhostofJohnMuir
Aug 14, 2014

anime is not good
So all I have to go on is closed captioning of Wolf Blitzer. How many are dead and is it ISIS?

GhostofJohnMuir
Aug 14, 2014

anime is not good

Cool Bear posted:

Woody Guthrie makes me feel strong.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jKVnur5DkdI

There's a great and a bloody fight 'round this whole world tonight
And the battle, the bombs and shrapnel reign
Hitler told the world around he would tear our union down
But our union's gonna break them slavery chains
Our union's gonna break them slavery chains

I walked up on a mountain in the middle of the sky
Could see every farm and every town
I could see all the people in this whole wide world
That's the union that'll tear old Hitler down
That's the union that'll tear the fascists down

When I think of the men and the ships going down
While the Russians fight on across the dawn
There's London in ruins and Paris in chains
Good people, what are we waiting on?
Good people, what are we waiting on?

Yes, I thank the Soviets and the mighty Chinese vets
Allies the whole wide world around
To the battling British, thanks, you can have ten million Yanks
If it takes 'em to tear the fascists down, down, down
If it takes 'em to tear the fascists down

But when I think of the ships and the men going down
While the Russians fight on across the dawn
There's London in ruins and Paris in chains
Good people, what are we waiting on?
Good people, what are we waiting on?

So I thank the Soviets and the mighty Chinese vets
Allies the whole wide world around
To the battling British, thanks, you can have ten million Yanks
If it takes 'em to tear the fascists down, down, down
If it takes 'em to tear the fascists down

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=txGQXXn51BQ

I was singing this in a bar earlier today, I think it fits.

GhostofJohnMuir fucked around with this message at 07:18 on Nov 14, 2015

the paradigm shift
Jan 18, 2006

GhostofJohnMuir posted:

So all I have to go on is closed captioning of Wolf Blitzer. How many are dead and is it ISIS?

~150 and still unknown but they used suicide vests so lots of hottakes

Aeryk
Aug 31, 2006

Ah. It must have been when I was younger.
Fun Shoe

Cool Bear posted:

Woody Guthrie makes me feel strong.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jKVnur5DkdI

There's a great and a bloody fight 'round this whole world tonight
And the battle, the bombs and shrapnel reign
Hitler told the world around he would tear our union down
But our union's gonna break them slavery chains
Our union's gonna break them slavery chains

I walked up on a mountain in the middle of the sky
Could see every farm and every town
I could see all the people in this whole wide world
That's the union that'll tear old Hitler down
That's the union that'll tear the fascists down

When I think of the men and the ships going down
While the Russians fight on across the dawn
There's London in ruins and Paris in chains
Good people, what are we waiting on?
Good people, what are we waiting on?

Yes, I thank the Soviets and the mighty Chinese vets
Allies the whole wide world around
To the battling British, thanks, you can have ten million Yanks
If it takes 'em to tear the fascists down, down, down
If it takes 'em to tear the fascists down

But when I think of the ships and the men going down
While the Russians fight on across the dawn
There's London in ruins and Paris in chains
Good people, what are we waiting on?
Good people, what are we waiting on?

So I thank the Soviets and the mighty Chinese vets
Allies the whole wide world around
To the battling British, thanks, you can have ten million Yanks
If it takes 'em to tear the fascists down, down, down
If it takes 'em to tear the fascists down

What's your favorite drink cool bear?

Cool Bear
Sep 2, 2012

Aeryk posted:

What's your favorite drink cool bear?

Irish Whiskey. I don't care which.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VQva5wKSfzM
Hiltler started out in nineteen hundred and thirty two(x2)
When he started out, he took the homes from the Jews

We're gonna tear Hitler down(x3) someday.
We're gonna bring him to the ground(x3) someday.

When Hitler started out, he took the Jews from their homes(x2)
That's one thing Mr. Hitler you know you done wrong.

We're gonna tear Hitler down(x3) someday.
We're gonna bring him to the ground(x3) someday.

You ain't no iron, you ain't no solid rock(x2)
but we American people say "Mr. Hitler is got to stop!"

We're gonna tear Hitler down(x3) someday.
We're gonna bring him to the ground(x3) someday.

Mr. Hitler we're gonna tear your playhouse down(x2)
you been flyin' mighty high, but you're on your last go round.

We're gonna tear Hitler down(x3) someday.
We're gonna bring him to the ground(x3) someday.

Mr. Hitler, you know you ain't so keen(x2)
But we American people say you're the biggest liar they ever seen.

We're gonna tear Hitler down(x3) someday.
We're gonna bring him to the ground(x3) someday.

exmarx
Feb 18, 2012


The experience over the years
of nothing getting better
only worse.

sudo rm -rf posted:

it's weird when you contrast the reactions from that

with the reactions tonight

did i post this here? idk
http://gawker.com/report-no-evidence-to-support-claims-that-taliban-had-1742022068

the paradigm shift
Jan 18, 2006

Cool Bear posted:

Irish Whiskey. I don't care which.



Nice, I love tullamore dew, bushmills isnt bad. Wish I could find Michael Collins here, none of the small stores have it, I'll probably have to go to a warehouse type one.

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Cool Bear
Sep 2, 2012

http://vmashup.com/9BsxL8nh

Carl Sagan agrees with Snoop Dogg

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