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Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
Post in this thread if you are a huge loser.

Also, feel free to explain why you are a huge loser.

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www
Aug 4, 2010

Hi its me, the huge loser.

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

www posted:

Hi its me, the huge loser.

Welcome

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
I lost ten pounds in three months.

Son of Rodney
Feb 22, 2006

ohmygodohmygodohmygod

my roomate invited me to a party where there's about 70/30 split between women/men and I'm contemplating staying at home playing fallout

I'd need to get out of bed, shower, smoke a cigarette, get dressed and take the subway for about 45 minutes which is a drat lot of work

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Son of Rodney posted:

my roomate invited me to a party where there's about 70/30 split between women/men and I'm contemplating staying at home playing fallout

I'd need to get out of bed, shower, smoke a cigarette, get dressed and take the subway for about 45 minutes which is a drat lot of work

Crawl out through the fallout...

Son of Rodney
Feb 22, 2006

ohmygodohmygodohmygod

uranium fever has done and got me down

NotSockAccount
Nov 18, 2015

by Lowtax
I'm a huge loser because I don't have a girlfriend. I'm a nice gay and gurls only date douchebags and are whores and sults.
Here's my favorite band of all time:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZQ7oqmikZDQ

givepatajob
Apr 8, 2003

One finds that this is the best of all possible worlds.
There isn't enough room on this forum to explain why I'm a huge loser.

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

Give Pat a Job posted:

There isn't enough room on this forum to explain why I'm a huge loser.

You can give us the cliff notes version if you like

Ride The Gravitron
May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

Give Pat a Job posted:

There isn't enough room on this forum to explain why I'm a huge loser.

This but ironically

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
I'm here.

Probably just gonna sit home on a Friday night and play bideo games.

givepatajob
Apr 8, 2003

One finds that this is the best of all possible worlds.

Hector Beerlioz posted:

You can give us the cliff notes version if you like

I considered making a parody thread called "Thread for luge hosers", but couldn't be bothered to look up Canadian Luge.

Boo Boo Glass
Nov 13, 2015

Moridin920 posted:

Crawl out through the fallout...

rock out with your fall out

FlimFlam Imam
Mar 1, 2007

Standing on a hill in my mountain of dreams
Howdy do to you and you, it's me it's me, it's Earnest T.

I'm going to a women's college soccer match tonight. Probably can't get anymore looserish than that.

Moneyball
Jul 11, 2005

It's a problem you think we need to explain ourselves.
Can I post in here guys?

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

Moneyball posted:

Can I post in here guys?

If you are a huge loser, yes. What makes you think you are a huge loser?

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit
I am forum poster Iron Crowned, that should be enough of an explaination.

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

Iron Crowned posted:

I am forum poster Iron Crowned, that should be enough of an explaination.

Welcome

somuch_gravy
Oct 25, 2014

this place is good and not bad

Mad Monk posted:

Howdy do to you and you, it's me it's me, it's Earnest T.

I'm going to a women's college soccer match tonight. Probably can't get anymore looserish than that.

you are lucky

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
I only got out of bed today to eat a Baconater

Moneyball
Jul 11, 2005

It's a problem you think we need to explain ourselves.
I post in the online dating threads

FlimFlam Imam
Mar 1, 2007

Standing on a hill in my mountain of dreams

Hector Beerlioz posted:

I only got out of bed today to eat a Baconater

Eating that will put your right back into bed. Nicely done, I'm envious of your life skills.

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot

VendaGoat posted:

I'm here.

Probably just gonna sit home on a Friday night and play bideo games.

hell yeah :respek:

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

Mad Monk posted:

Eating that will put your right back into bed. Nicely done, I'm envious of your life skills.

That's exactly what happened

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
checking in

Rambling Robot
Sep 13, 2011
Duggar Fan Club Superstar #1 LOL
this is where i belong.

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

Moneyball posted:

I post in the online dating threads

My last girlfriend was 18

plain blue jacket
Jan 13, 2014

IT DOESN'T STOP
IT NEVER STOPS
finally a thread to call my GBS home

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer
I'm sitting in a doctors office with what is probably an ear infection and I'm reading and posting on something awful on my phone. It's two minutes past my scheduled appt time

Edit: 3 mins now

Mr. Creakle
Apr 27, 2007

Protecting your virginity



Today I reached for a pen at work and it somehow escaped my hand and flipped forward to hit me in the face

Rambling Robot
Sep 13, 2011
Duggar Fan Club Superstar #1 LOL

Aesop Poprock posted:

I'm sitting in a doctors office with what is probably an ear infection and I'm reading and posting on something awful on my phone. It's two minutes past my scheduled appt time

Edit: 3 mins now

ur a loser if it turns out to be a rare form of ear cancer, previously only seen in chernobyl, The Ukraine.

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
Keep the stories coming guys, that way we can find out who is the hugest loser.

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

Rambling Robot posted:

ur a loser if it turns out to be a rare form of ear cancer, previously only seen in chernobyl, The Ukraine.

It's probably some little baby poo poo like water ear and the lady doctors going to laugh at me and smack my tiny dong

LadyAmbien
Oct 22, 2015
Checking in. I haven't changed out of my pjs for roughly two days, I think this qualifies me.

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot

Aesop Poprock posted:

It's probably some little baby poo poo like water ear and the lady doctors going to laugh at me and smack my tiny dong

:frogon:

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Applewhite posted:

I lost ten pounds in three months.

i found it lol *pats belly* need to get back to the gym, thanks for the inspiration, fatso!

Rambling Robot
Sep 13, 2011
Duggar Fan Club Superstar #1 LOL

Aesop Poprock posted:

It's probably some little baby poo poo like water ear and the lady doctors going to laugh at me and smack my tiny dong

either way, welcome to this thread.

plain blue jacket
Jan 13, 2014

IT DOESN'T STOP
IT NEVER STOPS

dad gay. so what posted:

i found it lol *pats belly* need to get back to the gym, thanks for the inspiration, fatso!

we're all glad you're back :)

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FlimFlam Imam
Mar 1, 2007

Standing on a hill in my mountain of dreams

Rambling Robot posted:

this is where i belong.

Your rambling days are over my robot friend, you're finally home. We've been waiting a long time.

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