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Long story short, previous reports indicating current platonic lady friend (who by sheer coincidence looked, sounded, acted, walked, smelled, etc etc), but very specifically not girlfriend as cool, chill, and totes not insane while peer reviewed over the past 2 months may be slightly inaccurate. Basically after agreeing up front right off the bat neither of us could see a relationship working out ever, we could still be party buddies and hang out and have fun and not be bored and alone. She'd constantly mention how frustrating it was when dudes start out agreeing that just friends is totally fine and 2 months later they make it wierd abd she bounces. Well, after she started lusting after one of my friends and even hung out with him solo the other night without telling me, she asked if she could bring her friend over to my place and hang out. She brings her friend over who is even cuter, we hit it off immediately, like instant BFF specific shoulder to shoulder on the couch sharing funny pictures while the first girl is at this point slowly transmogrifying herself into the avatar of the concept of A Woman Scorned, given flesh to wreak it's untold suffering across all the land.
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Things just couldn't look more ideal for you, could they?
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Nov 20, 2015 08:18
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I literally caught a screaming, rage-fuelled manic pixie nearly entirely airborne as she was mid vault over a kitchen chair nails out trying to basically pull some sort of marvel vs capcom Wolverine type poo poo on the cuter friend at 5.45am this morning.
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Nov 20, 2015 08:23
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14 INCH DEVITO posted:I literally caught a screaming, rage-fuelled manic pixie nearly entirely airborne as she was mid vault over a kitchen chair nails out trying to basically pull some sort of marvel vs capcom Wolverine type poo poo on the cuter friend at 5.45am this morning. Finally, you are in your element.
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Nov 20, 2015 08:24
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14 INCH DEVITO posted:I literally caught a screaming, rage-fuelled manic pixie nearly entirely airborne as she was mid vault over a kitchen chair nails out trying to basically pull some sort of marvel vs capcom Wolverine type poo poo on the cuter friend at 5.45am this morning.   ...go on
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Nov 20, 2015 08:29
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In absence of the Biturbo you seem to have found the human equivalents
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Nov 20, 2015 08:30
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14 INCH DEVITO posted:I literally caught a screaming, rage-fuelled manic pixie nearly entirely airborne as she was mid vault over a kitchen chair nails out trying to basically pull some sort of marvel vs capcom Wolverine type poo poo on the cuter friend at 5.45am this morning. so... three way?
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Nov 20, 2015 08:36
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14 INCH DEVITO posted:I literally caught a screaming, rage-fuelled manic pixie nearly entirely airborne as she was mid vault over a kitchen chair nails out trying to basically pull some sort of marvel vs capcom Wolverine type poo poo on the cuter friend at 5.45am this morning. Oh, that old chestnut.
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Nov 20, 2015 08:40
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Oh i also picked these up today but I don't know if I'm allowed to ship them  
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Nov 20, 2015 08:47
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blessed by cat
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14 INCH DEVITO posted:I literally caught a screaming, rage-fuelled manic pixie nearly entirely airborne as she was mid vault over a kitchen chair nails out trying to basically pull some sort of marvel vs capcom Wolverine type poo poo on the cuter friend at 5.45am this morning. Dear Penthouse forum....
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Nov 20, 2015 13:52
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14 INCH DEVITO posted:Oh i also picked these up today but I don't know if I'm allowed to ship them
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Nov 20, 2015 14:02
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14 INCH DEVITO posted:I literally caught a screaming, rage-fuelled manic pixie nearly entirely airborne as she was mid vault over a kitchen chair nails out trying to basically pull some sort of marvel vs capcom Wolverine type poo poo on the cuter friend at 5.45am this morning. That is when you coolly bust out "ladies there is more than enough of me to go around..."
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Nov 20, 2015 18:12
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The word "ladies" has never been used coolly
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Nov 20, 2015 18:17
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You've obviously never listened to Beastie Boys.
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Nov 20, 2015 18:22
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Statement still stands 
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Nov 20, 2015 18:41
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You should probably just go gay dude, you have worse luck with womens than I do. Or just get another cat, when you have cats you don't need no womens. Also, I just did my yearly physical, got new drugs and told the doctor I only drink like 6-7 beers a week, usually on Friday. heh.
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Nov 20, 2015 19:05
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veedubfreak posted:You should probably just go gay dude, you have worse luck with womens than I do. Or just get another cat, when you have cats you don't need no womens. Is it really considered luck if my reason for hanging out with them started purely because I thought she was the clone of the most intense train wreck technically on two legs I've ever experienced?
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Nov 20, 2015 19:42
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Go for it dude, chase what makes you happy.
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Don't mingle finances, don't move in together, put dick in all the crazy you want. Wear a rubber broh.
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Nov 20, 2015 20:11
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14 INCH DEVITO posted:Is it really considered luck if my reason for hanging out with them started purely because I thought she was the clone of the most intense train wreck technically on two legs I've ever experienced?  Been there long ago. I got sick of being the only one wanting to drive around the wreck and get on with life.
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Nov 20, 2015 20:14
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Having a couple mission patches made up that I'm making specifically to give to friends who work flat rate. Got to earn these stripes haha. Original is a PSYOPS patch I modified, posted in misc chat but since the other projects go here might as well.
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Nov 21, 2015 03:11
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14 INCH DEVITO posted:Is it really considered luck if my reason for hanging out with them started purely because I thought she was the clone of the most intense train wreck technically on two legs I've ever experienced? You need to bang both of those broads.
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Nov 21, 2015 04:18
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14 INCH DEVITO posted:Oh i also picked these up today but I don't know if I'm allowed to ship them ｿque? why would you not be allowed to ship them?
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Nov 21, 2015 04:42
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literally a fish posted:ｿque? why would you not be allowed to ship them? Because they belong to the cat.
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Nov 21, 2015 05:11
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Magnus Praeda posted:Because they belong to the cat. i am super stupid please ignore me 
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Nov 21, 2015 05:44
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I bet if you removed the hats from the box you would discover that it is in fact the box that belongs to the cat, and not so much the hats. Although the hats make a nice warm box lining.
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Nov 21, 2015 06:14
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14 INCH DEVITO posted:I literally caught a screaming, rage-fuelled manic pixie nearly entirely airborne as she was mid vault over a kitchen chair nails out trying to basically pull some sort of marvel vs capcom Wolverine type poo poo on the cuter friend at 5.45am this morning. Things could always be worse. For example, you could be sitting on a shitter in a hotel in Lima at 01:30, having eaten a wonderful dinner 4 hours ago which included Cuy (look it up fuckers), which is now apparently eating it's way back out of you through So yeah, like they said, bang 'em both. ASAP.
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Nov 21, 2015 07:41
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Don't bang anybody; live a life of abstinence.
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Nov 21, 2015 07:44
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14 INCH DEVITO posted:Oh i also picked these up today but I don't know if I'm allowed to ship them Holy poo poo, that could be my cat. 
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Nov 21, 2015 07:48
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That's a p sweet catte tbh
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Nov 21, 2015 12:32
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14 INCH DEVITO posted:Having a couple mission patches made up that I'm making specifically to give to friends who work flat rate. Got to earn these stripes haha. Original is a PSYOPS patch I modified, posted in misc chat but since the other projects go here might as well. "because physical wounds heal" hahaha gently caress. I'm so glad I just wrench for myself. We had a kid at work have some idiot fucker grease monkey slam on his lugs with an impact made for trains, and he couldn't get the front wheel off for the life of him. So he took it to a garage and their manager agreed to do it all "for a hundred bucks". I bet that mechanic wanted to kill his manager when they realized they're dealing with a 15-year-old Northeastern rust bucket Honda and that replacing those stripped lugs requires you to pull the hub and replace the bearings. 
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Nov 21, 2015 15:29
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You need to make Velcro Mechanic patches for sure.
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Nov 21, 2015 18:12
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Ripoff posted:"because physical wounds heal" hahaha gently caress. The original patch is this, if it amuses you: 
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Nov 21, 2015 23:17
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Sinestro posted:Holy poo poo, that could be my cat.  
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Leperflesh posted:I bet if you removed the hats from the box you would discover that it is in fact the box that belongs to the cat, and not so much the hats. Although the hats make a nice warm box lining. Anything the cat lies on belongs to the cat.
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Um. Guys.
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How?
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Nov 22, 2015 02:18
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CharlesM posted:How? Don't ask the question you don't want answered.... 
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14 INCH DEVITO posted:Um. Guys. Hahahaha no loving way!!!
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