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Soothing Vapors
Mar 26, 2006

Associate Justice Lena "Kegels" Dunham: An uncool thought to have: 'is that guy walking in the dark behind me a rapist? Never mind, he's Asian.

greatn posted:

Will is the Ward brother he threw in the well.

God I have never wanted anything more than I want this

UrbanLabyrinth posted:

Surely that would have showed up (brother of a congressman or senator or whatever) in Fitz's background check?

Fitz was too focused on which farm animal his face looks like to notice

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Kheldarn
Feb 17, 2011



UrbanLabyrinth posted:

Surely that would have showed up (brother of a congressman or senator or whatever) in Fitz's background check?

Not if HYDRA wiped that info.

Kheldarn
Feb 17, 2011



Agent Carter Season 2, Promo 2

kayakyakr
Feb 16, 2004

Kayak is true
Alas, the new trailer for Civil War lacks any mention of inhuman characters.

ApeHawk
Jun 6, 2010

All the NPCs will look up and shout, "Do this quest!"
and I'll whisper, "Sure, why not."
It turns out that Koenig is the true head of Hydra.

When Ward killed him, two more of him appeared.

Makes you think.

Joust
Dec 7, 2007

No Ledges.

greatn posted:

Will is the Ward brother he threw in the well.

Dayum.

sticklefifer
Nov 11, 2003

by VideoGames
That's such a fitting theory that I'd be surprised if they don't do it.

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar

kayakyakr posted:

Alas, the new trailer for Civil War lacks any mention of inhuman characters.

In a world without a large mutant or inhuman presence, how are they going to do the civil war plotline?

X-O
Apr 28, 2002

Long Live The King!

Gorilla Salad posted:

In a world without a large mutant or inhuman presence, how are they going to do the civil war plotline?

Not that it's following the comics, because it isn't, but neither of those groups really had anything to do with the original story anyway.

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

Gorilla Salad posted:

In a world without a large mutant or inhuman presence, how are they going to do the civil war plotline?

The movie appears to have Hydra doing a terrorist attack and blaming it on Bucky. This prompts the goverment to try and control people like Cap and Falcon, while Cap tries to protect Bucky.

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar
Thanks. I haven't been keeping up with the movie news.

X-O posted:

Not that it's following the comics, because it isn't, but neither of those groups really had anything to do with the original story anyway.

Yeah, I should have added "metahumans" to that list.


I wonder now, how many superpeople there are in the cinematic/TV universe.

kayakyakr
Feb 16, 2004

Kayak is true

Gorilla Salad posted:

Thanks. I haven't been keeping up with the movie news.


Yeah, I should have added "metahumans" to that list.


I wonder now, how many superpeople there are in the cinematic/TV universe.

For only those who have appeared on and are still active on Earth:

Superhuman powers:

Hulk
Cap
Daredevil
Jessica Jones
Luke Cage
Scarlet Witch
Deathlock
Daisy + Inhumans (only 4 others have been introduced and still recur)
Bucky (but just a bit)

Definitely Enhanced:

Mockingbird

Nonhumans:

Vision
Thor, Loki, Sif, other Asgardians
Various Kree

Technological:

Ironman
War Machine
Falcon
Ant-man
Laserfingers

Probably forgot one or two, but everyone else is unpowered or dead.

kayakyakr fucked around with this message at 23:29 on Nov 29, 2015

MacheteZombie
Feb 4, 2007
Bucky is superhuman and technologically advanced isn't he? Thought they dosed him with Russian Cap Juice and gave him a bionic arm.

Dexo
Aug 15, 2009

A city that was to live by night after the wilderness had passed. A city that was to forge out of steel and blood-red neon its own peculiar wilderness.
Did Knife Fingers lady die?

The most dangerous super.

Barry Convex
Sep 1, 2005

Think of the good things, Pim! The good things!

Like Jesus, candy, and crackerjacks! Ice cream and cake and lots o'laffs!
Grandma, Grandpa, and Uncle Joe! Larry, Curly, and brother Moe!
Huge grain of salt, but a badly written fansite I've never heard of before is claiming that Yo-Yo Rodriguez has been cast for the back 12 of the season.

hope and vaseline
Feb 13, 2001

Her instagram thingy seems accurate also https://www.instagram.com/p/-Vi0lcIM8X/, Juan Pablo Raba is the inhuman melty guy, though it's entirely possible she might be cast as something else, like how the von strucker kid was initially reported as playing Phobos.

Barry Convex
Sep 1, 2005

Think of the good things, Pim! The good things!

Like Jesus, candy, and crackerjacks! Ice cream and cake and lots o'laffs!
Grandma, Grandpa, and Uncle Joe! Larry, Curly, and brother Moe!

hope and vaseline posted:

Her instagram thingy seems accurate also https://www.instagram.com/p/-Vi0lcIM8X/, Juan Pablo Raba is the inhuman melty guy, though it's entirely possible she might be cast as something else, like how the von strucker kid was initially reported as playing Phobos.

Hmm, guess she's an uncredited (in the press release) guest star in the midseason finale, then? Too soon for them to have started filming the back 12.

OB_Juan
Nov 24, 2004

Not every day is a good day.


Dinosaur Gum

kayakyakr posted:

For only those who have appeared on and are still active on Earth:

*A LIST*

Probably forgot one or two, but everyone else is unpowered or dead.

Deathlok didn't die, did he?

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right
There's also Hawkeye and Mockingbird but they're not superpowered or augmented at all and since they're part of SHIELD I guess they're "registered" already.

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

Actually we already had this discussion and determined Mockingbird is probably enhanced.

mikeraskol
May 3, 2006

Oh yeah. I was killing you.

Aphrodite posted:

Actually we already had this discussion and determined Mockingbird is probably enhanced.

Nice

Arist
Feb 13, 2012

who, me?


Aphrodite posted:

Actually we already had this discussion and determined Mockingbird is probably enhanced.

:laffo:

Zero One
Dec 30, 2004

HAIL TO THE VICTORS!
Don't forget Spider-Man !


Unless Civil War is another origin story for him.

kayakyakr
Feb 16, 2004

Kayak is true

MacheteZombie posted:

Bucky is superhuman and technologically advanced isn't he? Thought they dosed him with Russian Cap Juice and gave him a bionic arm.

I didn't get the impression that he was enhanced, just really good at combat, given an awesome arm, brainwashed, and kept in suspended animation between assassinations.

Basically puts him on the same level as Ward, May, Mockingbird, Hawkeye, and Black Widow except with a super arm.

Dexo posted:

Did Knife Fingers lady die?

Wasn't really powered, just had knife fingers. I guess she could be under technological, but listing her beside Iron Man felt kinda strange.

OB_Juan posted:

Deathlok didn't die, did he?

Forgot about him. He's a kinda strange mix of superhuman and technological at this stage.

Zero One posted:

Don't forget Spider-Man

Not part of the MCU for another 6 months. Civil War won't be an origin, but he's also not the same spiderman as from Amazing or the Sam Raimi series.

Burning_Monk
Jan 11, 2005
Mad, Bad, and Dangerous to know
Pretty sure they mention Bucky had some stuff in him to help him survive the fall and cold. Then the Russians went cyborg on him. He was enhanced but not Capt. America enhanced.

Probably similar to Deathlok, small superpower with tech.

OB_Juan
Nov 24, 2004

Not every day is a good day.


Dinosaur Gum
Simmons as non-human? (What was that line about not seeing what was right in front of you?)

Angar's arrested but not dead.

That graviton guy's around, maybe.

Are these all the inhumans we know of?
- Daisy "Skye" Johnson (aka Mary Sue Poots)
- Sparky the Alcoholic Doc
- Multiple Woman
- Metal Melting Guy
- Andrew / Lash (still around)
- Iron Chef Magnetism (Or maybe telekenetic)

I guess we won't be seeing Cal anytime soon.


EDIT:
That Stick guy from DareDevil.

OB_Juan fucked around with this message at 20:57 on Nov 25, 2015

Phylodox
Mar 30, 2006



College Slice
Stick isn't enhanced, he's just a blind dude who's super-good at martial arts.

wiegieman
Apr 22, 2010

Royalty is a continuous cutting motion


Phylodox posted:

Stick isn't enhanced, he's just a blind dude who's super-good at martial arts.

He's a magic ninja, he counts.

WarLocke
Jun 6, 2004

You are being watched. :allears:

greatn posted:

Will is the Ward brother he threw in the well.

The well wasn't full of water, that was the obelisk' liquid form

FiddlersThree
Mar 13, 2010

Elliot, you IDIOT!

OB_Juan posted:

Simmons as non-human? (What was that line about not seeing what was right in front of you?)

Angar's arrested but not dead.

That graviton guy's around, maybe.

Are these all the inhumans we know of?
- Daisy "Skye" Johnson (aka Mary Sue Poots)
- Sparky the Alcoholic Doc
- Multiple Woman
- Metal Melting Guy
- Andrew / Lash (still around)
- Iron Chef Magnetism (Or maybe telekenetic)

I guess we won't be seeing Cal anytime soon.


EDIT:
That Stick guy from DareDevil.


Crusher Creel? Donnie Gill? Both incarcerated, but potentially released in the Fridge prison break.

Phylodox
Mar 30, 2006



College Slice

FiddlersThree posted:

Crusher Creel? Donnie Gill? Both incarcerated, but potentially released in the Fridge prison break.

Donnie Gill isn't incarcerated, he was killed.

AbsolutelySane
Jul 2, 2012

FiddlersThree posted:

Crusher Creel? Donnie Gill? Both incarcerated, but potentially released in the Fridge prison break.

Creel got hosed up by the Diviner and FitzSimmons magic tech. It's still up in the air on if he's dead or not, I think. Last time we saw him, he was a statue.


Phylodox posted:

Donnie Gill isn't incarcerated, he was killed.

Well, he was shot and fell overboard into the ocean. In most spy shows/movies, that's at least 70/30 that he's still alive.

FiddlersThree
Mar 13, 2010

Elliot, you IDIOT!

AbsolutelySane posted:

Creel got hosed up by the Diviner and FitzSimmons magic tech. It's still up in the air on if he's dead or not, I think. Last time we saw him, he was a statue.


Well, he was shot and fell overboard into the ocean. In most spy shows/movies, that's at least 70/30 that he's still alive.

Oh, right. I forgot both those guys came back in later episodes. Status unknown, then?

PunkBoy
Aug 22, 2008

You wanna get through this?
Yeah, Donnie fell into the water and started to become a big ol ice cube. Good chance he'll be back someday.

Phylodox
Mar 30, 2006



College Slice
Until he comes back, he's dead.

St0rmD
Sep 25, 2002

We shoulda just dropped this guy over the Middle East"

kayakyakr posted:

Not part of the MCU for another 6 months. Civil War won't be an origin, but he's also not the same spiderman as from Amazing or the Sam Raimi series.

They talked about him existing in a not-so-subtle way at the end of Ant Man

"We got a guy who jumps, we got a guy who swings, we got a guy who crawls up the walls, you gotta be more specific."

Kheldarn
Feb 17, 2011



PunkBoy posted:

Yeah, Donnie fell into the water and started to become a big ol ice cube. Good chance he'll be back someday.

Yeah, they [S.H.I.E.L.D.] also mentioned that they searched for him, but couldn't find a body.

LividLiquid
Apr 13, 2002

Who's Mockingbird?

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

Bobbi.

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LividLiquid
Apr 13, 2002

Is that the English guy's ex-wife?

I have trouble with names on this show. And most shows.

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