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MY PALE GOTH SKIN posted:btw the lesbian bed death study had poo poo methodology Yeah thats what sex is smart guy, lol. Lesbians are just trying to start a smelly campfire or something
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how do lesbians know when to stop wiping their rear end?
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Nov 26, 2015 10:11
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How do YOU know when to stop wiping your rear end?
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Nov 26, 2015 10:15
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The Taint Reaper posted:they get tired of pretending
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Nov 26, 2015 10:24
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My Q-Face posted:How do YOU know when to stop wiping your rear end? hey now, who says i wipe my rear end?
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Nov 26, 2015 10:28
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MrWillsauce posted:a guy walks in and jizzes on their faces
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Nov 26, 2015 10:31
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Pansacola posted:whose the friend who keeps on asking for these things? its me
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Nov 26, 2015 10:32
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Dick Fagballzson posted:Many lesbian relationships are essentially asexual. Women have much lower libidos than men, and with no man around to initiate, nothing happens. The answer is most of them don't have sex in the first place. if you think women have a low sex drive ur bad a sex
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Nov 26, 2015 10:39
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My wife doesn't really "do it" for me anymore. I confess I'm a bit curious and would like guys to PM me to help me intimately explore this feeling.
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Nov 26, 2015 10:50
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Lesbians are done about the time that the cravings for Long John Silver's start up. Sole reason that chain is still alive (if not more or less comatose).
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Nov 26, 2015 11:50
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Broenheim posted:you cum and turn off the video
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Nov 26, 2015 13:51
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Their crotches spark and light up their pubes. Instant deforestation down there, akin to a thermonuclear detonation.
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MY PALE GOTH SKIN posted:btw the lesbian bed death study had poo poo methodology I'm sure it's a straight man making this post
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Admiral_eX_laX posted:Their crotches spark and light up their pubes. Instant deforestation down there, akin to a thermonuclear detonation.
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Bloody Hedgehog posted:Moon Over June has taught as that lesbos keep doing it until their entire house has been doused in fem-spunk. Moon Over June is the primary cause of lesbian bed death.
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AugmentedVision posted:I'm sure it's a straight man making this post why do dykes always have a problem with men is it penis envy due to the fact that a strap on is no replacement for the real thing? im sorry my penis could make your gf's ladyparts feel good, dyes 
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I remembered that Moon over June exists and it ruined my thanksgiving.
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numberoneposter posted:frot till u drop Mods name change please
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numberoneposter posted:its called tunguska Learned something new today!
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My Q-Face posted:How do YOU know when to stop wiping your rear end? Wipe more than three times and you're playing with it.
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Nov 26, 2015 19:57
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Nov 26, 2015 19:58
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Lesbian, holding cell phone during lesbian sex: "Siri, are we there yet?"
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Nov 26, 2015 20:06
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i believe the bed death thing. every lesbian i've met is pretty asexual
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momerath posted:i believe the bed death thing. every lesbian i've met is pretty asexual just because they dont want to have sex with you doesnt mean they dont want to have sex
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Dick Fagballzson posted:Many lesbian relationships are essentially asexual. Women have much lower libidos than men, and with no man around to initiate, nothing happens. The answer is most of them don't have sex in the first place. If you want to believe that because your ex girlfriend is now a lesbian then join the club
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Broenheim posted:just because they dont want to have sex with you doesnt mean they dont want to have sex no i mean they didn't have sexual relations with their partners. at least from what they told me about their lives, it didn't really seem like it was a thing
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momerath posted:no i mean they didn't have sexual relations with their partners. at least from what they told me about their lives, it didn't really seem like it was a thing
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Nov 26, 2015 21:21
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Robo Reagan posted:if you think women have a low sex drive ur bad a sex
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momerath posted:no i mean they didn't have sexual relations with their partners. at least from what they told me about their lives, it didn't really seem like it was a thing They're not going to tell you because they know you're going to get all hot and bothered about it later like a single creep
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Nov 26, 2015 21:25
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Secks Cauldron posted:Do you tell everyone you know about your sex life? yes. Pick posted:They're not going to tell you because they know you're going to get all hot and bothered about it later like a single creep they're going to tell me because people can talk about sex and not be weird about it?
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Pick posted:men are the comcast of sex Lots of service interruptions and abyssmal customer satisfaction ? 
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Modest Mauser posted:Lots of service interruptions and abyssmal customer satisfaction ? plus they nag you to provide additional services secretly at exorbitant cost readily available but widely loathed
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Squirting is a myth. Them bitches just peeing.
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Lesbian Bed Death posted:..aaaand done Also a good band name.
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momerath posted:yes.
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