NCAA Week 13 GDT: A Week Long Celebration of Rival.com Puns

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Dilber: Mar 27, 2007; TFLC
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pitt got super luck on that punt

# ? Nov 27, 2015 20:42

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Daric: Dec 23, 2007; Shawn:
Do you really want to know my process?

Lassiter:
Absolutely.

Shawn:
Well it starts with a holla! and ends with a Creamsicle.

surrender posted:

HOLY poo poo

This has been one of the most ridiculous offensive performances I've ever seen

You came to this one right? This is the best game all season. Weather is perfect, sold out crowd, we're actually playing well. It's awesome.

# ? Nov 27, 2015 20:45

bushes: Nov 6, 2003; Kids running around naked fuckin' in the bushes

buddhanc posted:

We shuldve at least gone back and forth with OU for wins and championships but mack was the king of doing less with the most

Ugh it always comes back to the RRR. It was Mack's time to move on but I still appreciate what he did at UT and I appreciate his commentary :shrug:

# ? Nov 27, 2015 20:46

The 7th Guest: Dec 17, 2003

pats fans, texas fans, bama fans, yankee fans, duke fans

# ? Nov 27, 2015 20:47

Sab0921: Aug 2, 2004; This for my justices slingin' thangs, rib breakin' kings / Truck, necklace, robe, gavel and things / For the solicitors seein' them dissents spin and grin / That robe with the lace trim that win.

bushes posted:

When the undergrad doesn't work out go with the post grad eh

Don't know what you're talking about. Been a UH fan only forever. I don't even like Texas.

TFF Texas sucks crew represent!

# ? Nov 27, 2015 20:47

curried lamb of God: Aug 31, 2001; we are all Marwinners

Daric posted:

You came to this one right? This is the best game all season. Weather is perfect, sold out crowd, we're actually playing well. It's awesome.

Sadly, I'm a good 5000 miles away right now

I'm due to go back to Houston in mid-December, so I should be able to make it to the bowl game.

# ? Nov 27, 2015 20:47

Pierce and Pierce: Jul 1, 2007; Murders and Executions

What a generous (bullshit) spot

# ? Nov 27, 2015 20:51

Daric: Dec 23, 2007; Shawn:
Do you really want to know my process?

Lassiter:
Absolutely.

Shawn:
Well it starts with a holla! and ends with a Creamsicle.

Elandon is really making the most of his week off

# ? Nov 27, 2015 20:51

Eltoasto: Aug 26, 2002; We come spinning out of nothingness, scattering stars like dust.

Pierce and Pierce posted:

What a generous (bullshit) spot

Indeed, but their reward has been to get owned the next 2 plays

# ? Nov 27, 2015 20:52

Sab0921: Aug 2, 2004; This for my justices slingin' thangs, rib breakin' kings / Truck, necklace, robe, gavel and things / For the solicitors seein' them dissents spin and grin / That robe with the lace trim that win.

Eltoasto posted:

Indeed, but their reward has been to get owned the next 2 plays

Ball don't lie

# ? Nov 27, 2015 20:54

LeeMajors: Jan 20, 2005; I've gotta stop fantasizing about Lee Majors...
Ah, one more!

This game is loving amazing.

# ? Nov 27, 2015 20:55

Ghost of Reagan Past: Oct 7, 2003; rock and roll fun

LeeMajors posted:

This game is loving amazing.

Navy will receive their first conference loss ever today :getin:

# ? Nov 27, 2015 20:58

The 7th Guest: Dec 17, 2003

toledo is losing to western michigan btw

# ? Nov 27, 2015 21:04

Slate Action: Feb 13, 2012; by exmarx

Quest For Glory II posted:

toledo is losing to western michigan btw

If Toledo loses, NIU goes to the MAC Championship.

# ? Nov 27, 2015 21:07

Yoshifan823: Feb 19, 2007; by FactsAreUseless

A Toledo WR basically just murdered a dude and got away scot free.

# ? Nov 27, 2015 21:09

The 7th Guest: Dec 17, 2003

literally everything out of mack brown's mouth is about Character Character Character

# ? Nov 27, 2015 21:13

Cole: Nov 24, 2004; DUNSON'D

This fox pre game crew sucks I don't know why something is just off.

# ? Nov 27, 2015 21:14

Nervous: Jan 25, 2005; Why, hello, my little slice of pecan pie.

Yoshifan823 posted:

A Toledo WR basically just murdered a dude and got away scot free.

Retroactive penalty tossed in. Hope that dude isn't paralyzed

# ? Nov 27, 2015 21:15

curried lamb of God: Aug 31, 2001; we are all Marwinners

I am Rule 12ing so hard tonight, go motherfucking cougars

# ? Nov 27, 2015 21:16

Daric: Dec 23, 2007; Shawn:
Do you really want to know my process?

Lassiter:
Absolutely.

Shawn:
Well it starts with a holla! and ends with a Creamsicle.

AAC CHAMPIONSHIP COMING TO THIRD WARD HOLD IT DINNNNEEEEEE

# ? Nov 27, 2015 21:16

Jaweeeblop: Nov 12, 2004

Quest For Glory II posted:

toledo is losing to western michigan btw

Good

Houston and Navy were both fun to watch today

# ? Nov 27, 2015 21:17

Dilber: Mar 27, 2007; TFLC
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Pitt and Miami just trying to hand the game to each other.

# ? Nov 27, 2015 21:18

Ghost of Reagan Past: Oct 7, 2003; rock and roll fun

WHOSE HOUSE?

# ? Nov 27, 2015 21:18

bushes: Nov 6, 2003; Kids running around naked fuckin' in the bushes

Yaaay go coogs! Go coogs :toot:

# ? Nov 27, 2015 21:19

bushes: Nov 6, 2003; Kids running around naked fuckin' in the bushes

Ghost of Reagan Past posted:

WHOSE HOUSE?

COOGS HOUSE

# ? Nov 27, 2015 21:19

Yoshifan823: Feb 19, 2007; by FactsAreUseless

Tom Flacco is an elite quarterback.

# ? Nov 27, 2015 21:20

Grittybeard: Mar 29, 2010; Bad, very bad!

Arkansas gets bailed out twice on that drive with a late timeout on third down and a false start saving the extra point, but whatever. Going to be an ugly game.

# ? Nov 27, 2015 21:20

Nolan Arenado: May 8, 2009

Oh, Desmond King won't play the first quarter because he missed a meeting, cool.

# ? Nov 27, 2015 21:21

Dilber: Mar 27, 2007; TFLC
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please fire the entire defensive staff before the bowl game

# ? Nov 27, 2015 21:22

Fluffdaddy: Jan 3, 2009

they are talking about Pinkel like he is already dead

# ? Nov 27, 2015 21:25

Grittybeard: Mar 29, 2010; Bad, very bad!

They're reviewing whether or not the clock ran out on the first quarter in Arkansas while Arkansas scored a TD. This is after the extra point (twice because of a false start), the commercial break, and everyone is ready to line up and kick off.

And they decided there are two seconds left in the first quarter so the teams have to flip sides on the kickoff.

# ? Nov 27, 2015 21:25

Dilber: Mar 27, 2007; TFLC
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if pitt didn't have a lovely kicker, they'd be winning already instead of in probably a minute.

# ? Nov 27, 2015 21:26

The 7th Guest: Dec 17, 2003

i wonder how nebraska will blow the game this week

# ? Nov 27, 2015 21:27

Dilber: Mar 27, 2007; TFLC
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can miami lose on the last play?

STAY TUNED

# ? Nov 27, 2015 21:29

Dilber: Mar 27, 2007; TFLC
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nice try pitt. you can't lateral like us

# ? Nov 27, 2015 21:30

Seaniqua: Mar 12, 2004; "We'll see how the first year goes. But people better get us now, because we're going to keep getting better and better."

Good luck Iowa. I love the way you play football and I won't be particularly upset if Nebraska loses (unless Nebraska makes a bunch of mistakes).

I do not hate you, but I hope that someday I will.

# ? Nov 27, 2015 21:31

curried lamb of God: Aug 31, 2001; we are all Marwinners

http://screengrabber.deadspin.com/one-handed-demarcus-ayers-catch-should-lock-up-a-huge-h-1744900793

I'm just going to spend all night watching this

# ? Nov 27, 2015 21:31

ur in my world now: Jun 5, 2006; ^{Same as it ever was}
^{Same as it ever was}
^{Same as it ever was}
^{Same as it ever was}; Smellrose

daily reminder that josh henson is the worst OC in college football and i hope he has to flip burgers for the rest of his life after he gets fired tomorrow loving morning

# ? Nov 27, 2015 21:32

Ghost of Reagan Past: Oct 7, 2003; rock and roll fun

Ah, football in the brutal cold and wind.

# ? Nov 27, 2015 21:32

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Dilber: Mar 27, 2007; TFLC
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tranime scholar posted:

daily reminder that josh henson is the worst OC in college football and i hope he has to flip burgers for the rest of his life after he gets fired tomorrow loving morning

same, but with James "bubble screen" coley

# ? Nov 27, 2015 21:33

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