NCAA Week 13 GDT: A Week Long Celebration of Rival.com Puns

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Top Hats Monthly: Jun 22, 2011; People are people so why should it be, that you and I should get along so awfully blink blink recall STOP IT YOU POSH LITTLE SHIT

MourningView posted:

Bowl games are dope, especially if you are Indiana only make one every couple decades.

Or lose them every year.

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Pimpcasso: Mar 13, 2002; VOLS BITCH

mastershakeman posted:

My wife just told my mom that Nick Saban is the best thing to ever happen in her life

Tell Phyllis I said hi

# ? Nov 29, 2015 01:20

Neodoomium: Jun 20, 2001; You are now hearing this
noise in your head.

Let us all set aside our rivalries and come together as one to root for Stanford to pound Notre Dame into the loving dirt for the next three hours.

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Democrazy: Oct 16, 2008; If you're not willing to lick the boot, then really why are you in politics lol? Everything is a cycle of just getting stomped on so why do you want to lose to it over and over, just submit like me, I'm very intelligent.

By the way, just in case anyone thought that UConn might pull another upset against Temple, the starting QB Bryant Sherriffs is out. He is being replaced by a guy with a 1/12 TD/INT ratio.

Still, 6-6 loving rules. Go UConn!

# ? Nov 29, 2015 01:21

bushes: Nov 6, 2003; Kids running around naked fuckin' in the bushes

Oh Vandy. That's just embarrassing.

# ? Nov 29, 2015 01:23

Ehud: Sep 19, 2003; football.

I wanna play this game where Arnold is on the commercial

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Emron: Aug 2, 2005

Fluffdaddy posted:

A few more bad passes from Coker would have lost that game

I agree! I'm just giving you a hard time

# ? Nov 29, 2015 01:24

Ehud: Sep 19, 2003; football.

did "the general" car insurance buy 478 commercials in the year 1998 and they are just still airing them

# ? Nov 29, 2015 01:25

JT Jag: Aug 30, 2009; #1 Jaguars Sunk Cost Fallacy-Haver

sum posted:

do you think he'd have half as many career yards if he ran behind any other team's o-line?

He'd probably have more because he'd have started as a true freshman for any other team

# ? Nov 29, 2015 01:26

Raku: Nov 7, 2012; Every good gift and every perfect gift is from above, coming down from the Father of lights with whom there is no variation or shadow due to change.

Roll Tide

Poonerman posted:

it's okay to be second place

that's probably henry

# ? Nov 29, 2015 01:26

bushes: Nov 6, 2003; Kids running around naked fuckin' in the bushes

Neodoomium posted:

Let us all set aside our rivalries and come together as one to root for Stanford to pound Notre Dame into the loving dirt for the next three hours.

Nope sorry. My people have endured too many years of persecution to root against our representative football team. Destroy the trees.

# ? Nov 29, 2015 01:26

Scionix: Oct 17, 2009; hoog emm xDDD

sum posted:

do you think he'd have half as many career yards if he ran behind any other team's o-line?

yes

dunno why everyone shits on our backs, mark ingram is a perfectly suitable run of the mill player, TJ yeldon had a great rookie year, and Eddie Lacy is doing fantastic. Trent Richardson was a bust.

3/4 is pretty good for "hurr durr its all o-line"

# ? Nov 29, 2015 01:27

Raku: Nov 7, 2012; Every good gift and every perfect gift is from above, coming down from the Father of lights with whom there is no variation or shadow due to change.

Roll Tide

JT Jag posted:

He'd probably have more because he'd have started as a true freshman for any other team

Also Bama's line has gotten worse every year he's been here and he's picking up the slack and then some

# ? Nov 29, 2015 01:28

R.D. Mangles: Jan 10, 2004

Northwestern just made up for all the crappy close losses since 2013 and won all of the weird fluky close games this year and they won 10 (loving!) games and are going to a bowl game and they did this without a quarterback and anthony walker is one of the best northwestern players he had better loving be all goddamn big ten gently caress you tim beck man wherever you are

# ? Nov 29, 2015 01:28

Scarf: Jun 24, 2005; On sight

Ehud posted:

I wanna play this game where Arnold is on the commercial

I wanna know how they got the money to pay Arnold loving Schwarzeneggar to be in that commercial

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chaoslord: Jan 28, 2009; Nature Abhors A Vacuum

I hope most of us are pulling for the Stanford/Oklahoma State double in this next time slot. :toot:

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Cthulu Carl: Apr 16, 2006

Ehud posted:

did "the general" car insurance buy 478 commercials in the year 1998 and they are just still airing them

No, they updated for the technology but left everything else.

I can't believe I still remember when the jingle had the phone number...

# ? Nov 29, 2015 01:29

Alfred P. Pseudonym: May 29, 2006; And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8

Samaje Perine's favorite athlete as a kid was The Rock which loving owns

# ? Nov 29, 2015 01:29

Ehud: Sep 19, 2003; football.

Derrick Henry broke tackles all game, including several where contact was made behind the LOS

Of course playing with good offensive linemen helps, but he's a very, very good RB

# ? Nov 29, 2015 01:30

PrinceRandom: Feb 26, 2013

Late 90s-early 2000 animation is the best

# ? Nov 29, 2015 01:31

Scionix: Oct 17, 2009; hoog emm xDDD

Ehud posted:

Derrick Henry broke tackles all game, including several where contact was made behind the LOS

Of course playing with good offensive linemen helps, but he's a very, very good RB

your strategy to make him soft vs you next week wont work

I see what you're doing

# ? Nov 29, 2015 01:31

Alfred P. Pseudonym: May 29, 2006; And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8

Goons I just cleaned my shower and it was fuckin gross and now I don't really want to eat dinner boomer drat sooner

# ? Nov 29, 2015 01:31

Raku: Nov 7, 2012; Every good gift and every perfect gift is from above, coming down from the Father of lights with whom there is no variation or shadow due to change.

Roll Tide

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jrg0X9H6FGU

# ? Nov 29, 2015 01:32

pillsburysoldier: Feb 11, 2008; Yo, peep that shit

again I say go noles

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Oh Snapple!: Dec 27, 2005

Scarf posted:

I wanna know how they got the money to pay Arnold loving Schwarzeneggar to be in that commercial

preying on addiction

# ? Nov 29, 2015 01:32

Cole: Nov 24, 2004; DUNSON'D

Dalvin Cook is a good tune up for Derrick Henry.

Go a gataaaaaa.

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Emron: Aug 2, 2005

I'm drinking some Angel's Envy bourbon that my inlaws gave me as a gift over thanksgiving, what are y'all drinking?

# ? Nov 29, 2015 01:33

Ehud: Sep 19, 2003; football.

@GatorsScott: #Gators LB Antonio Morrison opted to skip Senior Day festivities to stay focused on game.

# ? Nov 29, 2015 01:33

LLCoolJD: Dec 8, 2007; Musk threatens the inorganic promotion of left-wing ideology that had been taking place on the platform

Block me for being an unironic DeSantis fan, too!

Ehud posted:

@GatorsScott: #Gators LB Antonio Morrison opted to skip Senior Day festivities to stay focused on game.

There's no happy ending to his story, either.

# ? Nov 29, 2015 01:34

Raku: Nov 7, 2012; Every good gift and every perfect gift is from above, coming down from the Father of lights with whom there is no variation or shadow due to change.

Roll Tide

Emron posted:

I'm drinking some Angel's Envy bourbon that my inlaws gave me as a gift over thanksgiving, what are y'all drinking?

the tide

# ? Nov 29, 2015 01:34

EvilHawk: Sep 15, 2009; LIVARPOOL!

Klopp's 13pts clear thanks to video ref

Emron posted:

I'm drinking some Angel's Envy bourbon that my inlaws gave me as a gift over thanksgiving, what are y'all drinking?

Coors because I'm pretending to be American (also it was super cheap when I went shopping earlier)

It's 12:30am time to watch Gators get stomped :smith:

# ? Nov 29, 2015 01:34

ur in my world now: Jun 5, 2006; ^{Same as it ever was}
^{Same as it ever was}
^{Same as it ever was}
^{Same as it ever was}; Smellrose

i'm glad alabama won and that henry will win the heisman. i'll also be glad when stanford crushes ND. :grin:

# ? Nov 29, 2015 01:34

Alfred P. Pseudonym: May 29, 2006; And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8

Ehud posted:

@GatorsScott: #Gators LB Antonio Morrison opted to skip Senior Day festivities to stay focused on game.

that guy gets murked by predator tho

# ? Nov 29, 2015 01:34

KKKLIP ART: Sep 3, 2004

Neodoomium posted:

Let us all set aside our rivalries and come together as one to root for Stanford to pound Notre Dame into the loving dirt for the next three hours.

amen

# ? Nov 29, 2015 01:34

Scarf: Jun 24, 2005; On sight

Ehud posted:

@GatorsScott: #Gators LB Antonio Morrison opted to skip Senior Day festivities to stay focused on game.

Wouldn't that be more apropos for an FSU player?

# ? Nov 29, 2015 01:35

anne frank fanfic: Oct 31, 2005

Ill root for gently caress notre dame and whatever gets big 12 in the playoffs, althoug gently caress ou too, if osu wins it all at least baylor beat them so baylor would be champs

# ? Nov 29, 2015 01:35

ur in my world now: Jun 5, 2006; ^{Same as it ever was}
^{Same as it ever was}
^{Same as it ever was}
^{Same as it ever was}; Smellrose

also go pokes

# ? Nov 29, 2015 01:36

Raku: Nov 7, 2012; Every good gift and every perfect gift is from above, coming down from the Father of lights with whom there is no variation or shadow due to change.

Roll Tide

Scarf posted:

Wouldn't that be more apropos for an FSU player?

The secret joke in a joke is that FSU fields predators

# ? Nov 29, 2015 01:36

Pimpcasso: Mar 13, 2002; VOLS BITCH

anne frank fanfic posted:

Ill root for gently caress notre dame and whatever gets big 12 in the playoffs, althoug gently caress ou too, if osu wins it all at least baylor beat them so baylor would be champs

(baylor 2015 not champs bitch)

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pillsburysoldier: Feb 11, 2008; Yo, peep that shit

oh great this is Maguire's second road start

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