NCAA Week 13 GDT: A Week Long Celebration of Rival.com Puns

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Lasagna Pilot: Feb 6, 2009; No, you're dark-side intergalactic encyclopedia salesmen. Unfortunately, the home office hasn't been quite upfront with you.

UF should just forfeit the SEC title game, it is an afront to footbaw taking this offense to Atlanta to play Bama.

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PrinceRandom: Feb 26, 2013

i'm still with Sumlin. But we need some O-line help bad.

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Dango Bango: Jul 26, 2007

tranime scholar posted:

this is some loving andy reid bullshit. gently caress you shaw

Nah. Don't use the TOs for your opponent.

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The 7th Guest: Dec 17, 2003

oklahoma doesnt like to close out games

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PrinceRandom: Feb 26, 2013

Lasagna Pilot posted:

UF should just forfeit the SEC title game, it is an afront to footbaw taking this offense to Atlanta to play Bama.

you know what would be great?

Florida beating Bama, but the playoff committee refusing to put them in the playoffs.

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Alfred P. Pseudonym: May 29, 2006; And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8

nice stand boys

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Scarf: Jun 24, 2005; On sight

Come on trees don't fail me now

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Zoran: Aug 19, 2008; I lost to you once, monster. I shall not lose again! Die now, that our future can live!

Nice stop guys

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wilderthanmild: Jun 21, 2010; Posting shit; Grimey Drawer

Holy poo poo. big 4th and short!

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Frinkahedron: Jul 26, 2006; Gobble Gobble

Gus is powering up

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ur in my world now: Jun 5, 2006; ^{Same as it ever was}
^{Same as it ever was}
^{Same as it ever was}
^{Same as it ever was}; Smellrose

Dango Bango posted:

Nah. Don't use the TOs for your opponent.

nd are going to score and leave like 4 seconds on the clock

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Cole: Nov 24, 2004; DUNSON'D

That concussion movie looks interesting but I'm not sure I could take will Smith seriously with an accent.

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corn on the cop: Oct 12, 2012; Break what must be broken, once for all, that's all, and take the suffering on oneself.

â Corey Dostoyevsky

yes please save all those timeouts stanford

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Zoran: Aug 19, 2008; I lost to you once, monster. I shall not lose again! Die now, that our future can live!

why do you fail me, trees

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wilderthanmild: Jun 21, 2010; Posting shit; Grimey Drawer

He almost got the TD man.

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wa27: Jan 15, 2007

Stanford use your loving timeouts jesus

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Spintzel: Dec 31, 2007; Distractions makes it better when ya take up the ENTIRE ROAD

PrinceRandom posted:

you know what would be great?

Florida beating Bama, but the playoff committee refusing to put them in the playoffs.

Bama still put in the playoffs

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Dango Bango: Jul 26, 2007

tranime scholar posted:

nd are going to score and leave like 4 seconds on the clock

Don't let them score. You gotta trust your defense.

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Bip Roberts: Mar 29, 2005

Hmm, maybe should have taken some time outs or gone for 2 stanford.

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Eltoasto: Aug 26, 2002; We come spinning out of nothingness, scattering stars like dust.

Wow Shaw really hosed up big time if ND scores a TD.

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got any sevens: Feb 9, 2013; by Cyrano4747

Aw gently caress, rapists are gonna win now

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Bip Roberts: Mar 29, 2005

That 6 point lead is looking real good about now.

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Ehud: Sep 19, 2003; football.

how can an offense be this bad

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ur in my world now: Jun 5, 2006; ^{Same as it ever was}
^{Same as it ever was}
^{Same as it ever was}
^{Same as it ever was}; Smellrose

Dango Bango posted:

Don't let them score. You gotta trust your defense.

they've done such an amazing job so far

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Alfred P. Pseudonym: May 29, 2006; And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8

Cole posted:

That concussion movie looks interesting but I'm not sure I could take will Smith seriously with an accent.

rumor has it it's been super neutered by the nfl

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corn on the cop: Oct 12, 2012; Break what must be broken, once for all, that's all, and take the suffering on oneself.

â Corey Dostoyevsky

effectual posted:

Aw gently caress, rapists are gonna win now

this is probably both teams tbh

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pillsburysoldier: Feb 11, 2008; Yo, peep that shit

This is going well

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Thoguh: Nov 8, 2002; College Slice

Remind me why Stanford didn't go for two after their last score? Because that seemed stupid at the time.

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Yoshifan823: Feb 19, 2007; by FactsAreUseless

I think you have to let them score here at this point.

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wilderthanmild: Jun 21, 2010; Posting shit; Grimey Drawer

Cole posted:

That concussion movie looks interesting but I'm not sure I could take will Smith seriously with an accent.

I decided I can't go see it in theaters because there is no way I don't laugh out loud at him with that accent.

I already have that problem with serious movies for some reason, but there is no chance for me with the accent.

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Cole: Nov 24, 2004; DUNSON'D

Powell wouldn't have gotten anywhere so a drop was just as good as a catch.

Lol I'm justifying failure.

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OJ MIST 2 THE DICK: Sep 11, 2008; Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola
-Cheap Trick; Nap Ghost

Hooooly poo poo

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Bip Roberts: Mar 29, 2005

Gonna lol with a hold.

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marioinblack: Sep 21, 2007; Number 1 Bullshit

Fuckin trees

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General Dog: Apr 26, 2008; Everybody's working for the weekend

Gooo irish

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LeeMajors: Jan 20, 2005; I've gotta stop fantasizing about Lee Majors...
Ah, one more!

Lasagna Pilot posted:

UF should just forfeit the SEC title game, it is an afront to footbaw taking this offense to Atlanta to play Bama.

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ur in my world now: Jun 5, 2006; ^{Same as it ever was}
^{Same as it ever was}
^{Same as it ever was}
^{Same as it ever was}; Smellrose

you're trash stanford. gently caress you

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wa27: Jan 15, 2007

Boy if only stanford had two minutes left to score you loving idiots.

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Bip Roberts: Mar 29, 2005

Get hosed stanford trashmen.

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wilderthanmild: Jun 21, 2010; Posting shit; Grimey Drawer

wa27 posted:

Stanford use your loving timeouts jesus

ND was like "Man, we need to help you guys out"

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