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EugeneJ
Feb 5, 2012

by FactsAreUseless

tetsuo posted:

so it's a meta porn where you see a normal scene being filmed and she walks on set and starts a diatribe but proceeds to get railed and this gets repeated for 20 or 30 volumes?

Yes.

Do you guys remember that porn clip from years ago where there's a woman with glasses talking somewhat intelligently, but then all of a sudden a dick appears from offscreen and starts skullfucking her?

Imagine that for 2 hours.

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wiffle ball bat
Oct 2, 2015

by Shine

www posted:

Why have porn stars become celebrities?

james deen is charming and boyish and doesnt look like a retarded gorilla like 98% of male porn actors, plus he does a lot of "feminist porn" which is focused on lady pleasure and is lightly kinky and bodice ripper-y

he does a good interview.

also everybody everywhere enjoys porn

also porn stars have been celebrities since at least the 60s

abraham lincoln used to j/o to pics of dudes playing baseball naked

down n out
Sep 16, 2008

Nap Ghost
Rape is a crime and the perpetrator should go to jail. She should be speaking to a lawyer not Twitter followers.

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
lol if youve never raped anyone

Moola
Aug 16, 2006

wiffle ball bat posted:

abraham lincoln used to j/o to pics of dudes playing baseball naked

who doesnt?

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

wiffle ball bat posted:

abraham lincoln used to j/o to pics of dudes playing baseball naked
Well I guess it was because he didn't want to get his suit dirty.

wiffle ball bat
Oct 2, 2015

by Shine

Moola posted:

who doesnt?

john wilkes booth, probably

EugeneJ
Feb 5, 2012

by FactsAreUseless

wiffle ball bat posted:

abraham lincoln used to j/o to pics of dudes playing baseball naked

You'd think he would have been kicked off the team

wiffle ball bat
Oct 2, 2015

by Shine
it was part of the early development of film, recording the motions a baseball player went through on a pitch and swing and so forth except with their peens swinging, and somebody sent these to the president at the time, and he cherished them dearly.

Germstore
Oct 17, 2012

A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time
Some good ambiguous sentence jokes in here.

Stick Figure Mafia
Dec 11, 2004

wiffle ball bat posted:

abraham lincoln used to j/o to pics of dudes playing baseball naked

he really liked pillow fights also

Kumo
Jul 31, 2004

down n out posted:

Rape is a crime and the perpetrator should go to jail. She should be speaking to a lawyer not Twitter followers.

Prosecutor & here's the rub: rape can be a difficult crime to prove, particularly weeks/months after the fact.

Plus, you don't go to jail unless you are convicted of a crime, for which you need testimony & evidence beyond a reasonable doubt.

www
Aug 4, 2010

Kumo posted:

Plus, you don't go to jail unless you are convicted of a crime, for which you need testimony & evidence beyond a reasonable doubt.

Umm...

http://www.freep.com/story/news/nation-now/2015/11/24/man-prison-rape-convictions-cleared-dna-testing-after-16-years/76300404/

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
lyndon johnson used to put his cock on everybody's shoulders

not sure who's the rapiest president but he's def in the runnings

ghost host
Apr 17, 2010

ain't got no cash
ain't go no style
GIS'd James Deen Butthole, but just got photos of lady buttholes :confused:

SMILLENNIALSMILLEN
Jun 26, 2009



EugeneJ posted:

Yes.

Do you guys remember that porn clip from years ago where there's a woman with glasses talking somewhat intelligently, but then all of a sudden a dick appears from offscreen and starts skullfucking her?

Imagine that for 2 hours.

youre not going to believ this, but i actually dont

ghost host
Apr 17, 2010

ain't got no cash
ain't go no style
Deen is Jewish and identifies with Judaism as "a culture more than anything else".[50][51][52] During an interview with the Israeli newspaper Haaretz, he joked: "The Jews know we're better than everyone else. That's all that matters... (Laughs) It's true. We're the Chosen People. (Laughs) It's a fact." [53]

ElectricSheep
Jan 14, 2006

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.

Darth123123 posted:

She must be old. Don't watch gilf porn

I mean, Rebel without a Cause was pretty boundary pushing for its day

twerking on the railroad
Jun 23, 2007

Get on my level

EugeneJ posted:

If I launch a Kickstarter for "Problematic: Feminism gets hosed", with a Anita Sarkeesian lookalike getting hosed each time she tries to walk into a scene and explain why it's sexist - are you guys on board?

They already did this :nws: http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=768841 :nws:

twerking on the railroad fucked around with this message at 04:27 on Nov 30, 2015

Kumo
Jul 31, 2004


The point stands. Twelve people convicted that man based on evidence and testimony presented by an prosecutor and I doubt any of them lost any sleep over it.

Any defense attorney who does it long enough will tell you nothing scares the gently caress out of you like an innocent client.

wiffle ball bat
Oct 2, 2015

by Shine

is this video safe for work?

twerking on the railroad
Jun 23, 2007

Get on my level

wiffle ball bat posted:

is this video safe for work?

Good point. I should tag this pornhub link in the thread about one pornstar raping another one as :nws:

Rambling Robot
Sep 13, 2011
Duggar Fan Club Superstar #1 LOL

god bless fifty shades of rape. lol

wiffle ball bat
Oct 2, 2015

by Shine

Skeesix posted:

Good point. I should tag this pornhub link in the thread about one pornstar raping another one as :nws:

this is actually pretty hot! learned something new about ymself today

let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000

Dinosaur Gum
why goons talk authoritatively about sex?

BigBoss
Jan 26, 2012

by Lowtax

wiffle ball bat posted:

james deen is charming and boyish and doesnt look like a retarded gorilla like 98% of male porn actors, plus he does a lot of "feminist porn" which is focused on lady pleasure and is lightly kinky and bodice ripper-y

he does a good interview.

also everybody everywhere enjoys porn

also porn stars have been celebrities since at least the 60s

abraham lincoln used to j/o to pics of dudes playing baseball naked

Lol feminist porn is pretty much all about being dominated by a man because no matter how much they sqawk, they can't get away from their shameful desires :biotruth:

Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


EugeneJ posted:

If I launch a Kickstarter for "Problematic: Feminism gets hosed", with a Anita Sarkeesian lookalike getting hosed each time she tries to walk into a scene and explain why it's sexist - are you guys on board?
Bang Bus was willing to parody I can't breath so maybe you should sell the idea to them.

CuRvY G0oNeTTe
Oct 30, 2015

by Lowtax
Lipstick Apathy
Why do men hate women so much

www
Aug 4, 2010

CuRvY G0oNeTTe posted:

Why do men hate women so much

i dont, i like women. they are cool and smell nice

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo
Som one post the whores pix already.

David Copperfield
Mar 14, 2004


im david copperfield
love is over

Uncle Wemus
Mar 4, 2004

first video games no the porn industry? IS NOTHING SACRED?

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme
i dont care op

cheers

Vorik
Mar 27, 2014

wiffle ball bat
Oct 2, 2015

by Shine

BigBoss posted:

Lol feminist porn is pretty much all about being dominated by a man because no matter how much they sqawk, they can't get away from their shameful desires :biotruth:

this is my absolute favorite thing about women, is that they like hot sex.

5er
Jun 1, 2000


Uncle Wemus posted:

first video games no the porn industry? IS NOTHING SACRED?

Save that for when Scarlett Johansen is cast as Stoya in the Hollywood biopic.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

jackyl posted:

why goons talk authoritatively about sex?

you know the old expression "those who can't do, teach"?

it's like that only with loving.

a bag of dicks
Oct 20, 2015
maybe Stoyas kink is making fraudulent rape claims

don't kink shame

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL

CuRvY G0oNeTTe posted:

Why do men hate women so much

CuRvY G0oNeTTe posted:

Why do women hate men so much

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Uncle Wemus
Mar 4, 2004

Alan Smithee posted:

lyndon johnson used to put his cock on everybody's shoulders

not sure who's the rapiest president but he's def in the runnings

id believe andrew jackson but he might just be the murderingest pres

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