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What is this? Silent Hill in the fast-food industry? 
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Pretty sure it's a parody of the billions of rainbow vomit "sparkledogs" that somehow have yet to bring down DeviantArt's servers. It got a laugh out of me.
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Dec 5, 2015 00:39
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...well, you can't say it isn't creative!
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Dec 5, 2015 00:48
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Huszsersvn posted:Prevailing opinion is that these paraphilias arise as a combination of media exposure and the onset of puberty. Sexual triggers become linked to these odd things because that is what they happen to consume during their sexual awakening. It's actually pretty natural for people who are approaching puberty to have strange fixations because they haven't yet gained an understanding of sexuality yet. If a twelve year old was drawing hardcore real sexual fanart or something then that'd actually be an enormous red flag -- any child care worker who saw that would immediately investigate cause that's a sign of molestation. But if you have feedback supporting your weird desires or alternatively never get experience of regular sexuality then you can get some weird poo poo going on there. Which is really harmless tbh, its just weird. Actual poo poo like rape and predation tend to stem from a power fantasy rather than outright attraction. So now you know.
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Dec 5, 2015 00:58
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 HEY DO YOU WANT SOME loving TEA BRO?
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Dec 5, 2015 01:06
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Foreverial delitized and loving it
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Dec 5, 2015 01:19
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Composition tip: Show the alternative form second.
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Dec 5, 2015 03:05
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I looked up the burger dog to get context and I think it's done in full seriousness. The artist's gallery is full of sparkledog adoptables which she is selling for 30-75 dollars each. Apparently some kid paid a good sum of real money (200 dollars?) for the rights to burger dog's design, while at the same time soliciting donations for veterinary care for their cat. Pure, unfiltered deviantART. Here's another one of her adoptables. This is a species she made up herself. She says that blunted horns are "rare", so it's worth an extra 15 dollars.  The artist posted:PLEASE STOP COMING TO MY GALLERY TO STEAL MY poo poo GO AWAY IF YOU ARE THINKING ABOUT DOING THAT.
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Dec 5, 2015 04:02
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^^^Hell of a goiter on that thing. Flipped dog has a dick growing out of its back. 1/10 would not pet.
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Dec 5, 2015 05:33
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corn in the bible posted:It's actually pretty natural for people who are approaching puberty to have strange fixations because they haven't yet gained an understanding of sexuality yet. If a twelve year old was drawing hardcore real sexual fanart or something then that'd actually be an enormous red flag -- any child care worker who saw that would immediately investigate cause that's a sign of molestation. But if you have feedback supporting your weird desires or alternatively never get experience of regular sexuality then you can get some weird poo poo going on there. Which is really harmless tbh, its just weird. Actual poo poo like rape and predation tend to stem from a power fantasy rather than outright attraction. That makes sense. My own fantasies got real banal once I became sexually active. Not that I was into deli meets and forced tickling by giantess Priuses with crystal hands. I really tried hard to get all the favorites in there. Go me. I had a hard time getting the roller coasters in there.
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Dec 5, 2015 05:48
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kinmik posted:Flipped dog has a dick growing out of its back. 1/10 would not pet. I just came to that realization before reading your post. Someone paid a lot of money for a premade character concept of a cheeseburger dog with a dick growing out of his back.  Only on deviantART, folks. At least for once, this inexplicable character is (probably) not a fetish.
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Dec 5, 2015 07:57
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im pretty sure thats just one of the back legs
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Dec 5, 2015 08:00
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also this av someone dropped on me is pretty deviantart so i guess now im the king of this thread
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Dec 5, 2015 08:00
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corn in the bible posted:im pretty sure thats just one of the back legs Bottom dog has a penis so when it flips now it's back has a penis. Penisburg dog. Also that's one of the creepiest Spongebobs I've seen in a while.
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Dec 5, 2015 08:09
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Additionally, what's the point of a (bacon) collar if it turns into its super unique and special spooky Alt. form? Is that the point? If you "domesticate" it, it can't devour you in your sleep? I'm putting more thought into this than the person who loving bought that poo poo, that's for sure.
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Dec 5, 2015 11:04
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Mizuti posted:I looked up the burger dog to get context and I think it's done in full seriousness. The artist's gallery is full of sparkledog adoptables which she is selling for 30-75 dollars each. Apparently some kid paid a good sum of real money (200 dollars?) for the rights to burger dog's design, while at the same time soliciting donations for veterinary care for their cat. Pure, unfiltered deviantART. Wait, was that for real money? I figured it was being sold for Deviantart FunBux.
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Dec 5, 2015 12:06
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Mizuti posted:I looked up the burger dog to get context and I think it's done in full seriousness. The artist's gallery is full of sparkledog adoptables which she is selling for 30-75 dollars each. Apparently some kid paid a good sum of real money (200 dollars?) for the rights to burger dog's design, while at the same time soliciting donations for veterinary care for their cat. Pure, unfiltered deviantART.  corn in the bible posted:im pretty sure thats just one of the back legs
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Dec 5, 2015 16:46
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Bast Relief posted:That makes sense. My own fantasies got real banal once I became sexually active. Not that I was into deli meets and forced tickling by giantess Priuses with crystal hands. Please note that that's not the explanation for all weird fetishes though. The one people usually discuss is feet, which is actually a really common kink that psychologists believe is actually neurological rather than based in upbringing. Some people are just predisposed to strange sexual desires of one kind or another one for reasons that are really nobody's fault. Brains are weird yo
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Dec 5, 2015 18:49
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corn in the bible posted:Please note that that's not the explanation for all weird fetishes though. The one people usually discuss is feet, which is actually a really common kink that psychologists believe is actually neurological rather than based in upbringing. Some people are just predisposed to strange sexual desires of one kind or another one for reasons that are really nobody's fault. What about tickling fetishes? I'm overly sensitive to tickling and find it extremely unpleasant.  It may not help that one of my earliest memories of dreams as a kid was being tickled nonstop by an anthropomorphic dog and me trying to get it to stop.
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Dec 5, 2015 19:02
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Your Dunkle Sans posted:What about tickling fetishes? I'm overly sensitive to tickling and find it extremely unpleasant. I have the suspicion that sometimes a negative experience is tied to the negativity and danger around sex. Like excitement over fear has been confused for arousal in studies. It becomes a fetish when you take that fear and then make it a fantasy and control it. It becomes like a rollercoaster. A rollercoaster with sexy eyes.
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Dec 5, 2015 19:43
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Small Frozen Thing posted:Amateur Psychology Time is one of the most boring parts of mock threads
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Dec 5, 2015 19:54
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Natasha's Revenge by FartFiction, 6 days, 10 hours ago Literature / Fan Fiction / Humor Natasha was always made fun of for her bad farting habits. Because of how often she farted she wasn't able to make any friends and school life was hell for her. Even outside of school her life was a pain to live. Other people would fart and blame it on her and everyone would always believe it and bully Natasha. The school's queen bee, Felicity, had the stinkiest farts in the school but she'd always put the blame on Natasha making it even harder for Natasha to make friends. Because of this she'd spend most of her free time online. One day, she told an online friend of her's about her problems with her farts and everyone at school. The person then gave her certain ingredients to make a potion that would turn her into a giantess so she could get revenge. She checked the ingredients to make sure there was nothing toxic and that it wasn't a prank and there wasn't anything bad so she bought the ingredients and mixed them together. She drank the potion she made and noticed a strange feeling through her whole body. She started to grow and before she was too big, she replied thank you to the person who gave the ingredients to her. She was eventually so big that she was seen by the entire city and homes were the only slightly bigger than her teeth. She looked at the city below her and laughed. Finally she could get revenge of this lovely city that looked down on her. She felt her stomach rumbling and she leaned over a little bit and farted. Gas covered the entire city and everyone could smell it. She started walking on the city causing many deaths and wrecking heaps of buildings. She squatted over and caused a flood of her piss which wiped out half of the city's population. She saw someone who avoided the flood running for his life and she spat on him, killing him in the progress. She then went to the place she hated the most, her school. "If we're going to die, we should kiss one last time," said Felicia to her boyfriend. Before they could kiss, Natasha picked up Felicia's boyfriend and shoved him up her nose. She then blew him out of her nose and he was covered in snot. Felicia ran away and Natasha grabbed her. She then sneezed on heaps of people killing them and everyone else who was living at the school she just squashed like bugs. Except for Felicia though, Natasha had something very special for her. When the school and everything in the city was destroyed, Natasha put Felicia on the ground and squatted over her. "Dont you dare fart on me! It's my job to fart on you!" Felicia yelled. Natasha then pushed as hard as she could and heaps quickly, a giant poo poo dropped on Felicia, killing her not from the force of it falling on her, but from the smell. From now on, Natasha roamed the destroyed city, eating any survivors she finds. People have sent helicopters and tanks to take her down but helicopters could be taken down with a burp and tanks could be taken down by buttcrushing. She was too strong for anything.
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Dec 5, 2015 19:58
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I find psychology chat interesting at least. 
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Dec 5, 2015 20:04
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Your Dunkle Sans posted:I find psychology chat interesting at least. yea i don't mind it when it's not being used to just be petty and insult another poster the person has a beef with, unless it's goign on for pages and pages
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Dec 5, 2015 23:25
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I, for one, think that posts about DeviantArt craziness have no place here in the- uh
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Dec 5, 2015 23:55
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Dec 6, 2015 00:09
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The fact that there isn't another, smaller person in the foot mouth fills me with dissapointment.
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Dec 6, 2015 01:34
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Dec 7, 2015 02:48
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Okay I like these. E: I mean the design. I feel as if that's a white supremacist dog or something. I must be missing something. Scathach has a new favorite as of 07:17 on Dec 7, 2015 |
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Dec 7, 2015 05:53
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If furries looked more like this I would hate them less Unfortunately they usually look like this    And 
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Dec 7, 2015 06:56
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Mizuti posted:I looked up the burger dog to get context and I think it's done in full seriousness. The artist's gallery is full of sparkledog adoptables which she is selling for 30-75 dollars each. Apparently some kid paid a good sum of real money (200 dollars?) for the rights to burger dog's design, while at the same time soliciting donations for veterinary care for their cat. Pure, unfiltered deviantART. The Star Citizen funding model.
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Dec 7, 2015 11:22
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Michaellaneous posted:The Star Citizen funding model. I browsed through some of her past sales, and it seems like every batch of those giraffe-dog things has "rare" features that call for a higher price tag. Of course. What's more useless: the promise of a playable Star Citizen ship, or the exclusive rights to a sparkledog character design? They're both selling an idea that the buyer thinks is totally cool, but it'll probably never get used. The ship has the excuse of being trapped in a game stuck in development hell, but I don't get the adoptables. People on deviantART line up to pay significant amounts of real money for these things (presumably to use them as their own character in art or roleplay?) but from what I've seen, the majority of them just sit there and gather dust. My theory is that this is cargo culting, imitating what popular people are doing on the site without any context.
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Dec 7, 2015 16:43
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Mizuti posted:I looked up the burger dog to get context and I think it's done in full seriousness. The artist's gallery is full of sparkledog adoptables which she is selling for 30-75 dollars each. Apparently some kid paid a good sum of real money (200 dollars?) for the rights to burger dog's design, while at the same time soliciting donations for veterinary care for their cat. Pure, unfiltered deviantART. What I always wonder about these is why anyone doesnt just steal these things. They're not even paying for art, just the concept of a goiterdeer with cat paws with specific colors, so do your own? Oh so fitting with the thread, the same artist has this in their gallery 
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Dec 7, 2015 17:04
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Bismuth posted:What I always wonder about these is why anyone doesnt just steal these things. They're not even paying for art, just the concept of a goiterdeer with cat paws with specific colors, so do your own? 1. The buyers can't draw, because they are teenagers. 2. The people who sell these spin up drama when they have been "stolen", because they are teenagers. 3. This all seems important to them because they are teenagers.
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Dec 7, 2015 17:09
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foobardog posted:1. The buyers can't draw, because they are teenagers. I get the second two, but as for #1, they aren't getting multiple pictures though? Just one picture of that one thing for $30-$75, but there are hundreds of competent artists on DA that would draw 20+ pictures of your stupid sparkle-goiter-monster for the same price. There are seriously people on that site that will draw the same thing as she is with the same skill level for under $5. I just cant wrap my mind around why anyone with money wouldnt just steal the design/make something really similar, and then go get another artist to draw them up a pile of pics for cheap instead of buying that ONE recolored image.
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Dec 7, 2015 17:14
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Bismuth posted:I get the second two, but as for #1, they aren't getting multiple pictures though? Just one picture of that one thing for $30-$75, but there are hundreds of competent artists on DA that would draw 20+ pictures of your stupid sparkle-goiter-monster for the same price. There are seriously people on that site that will draw the same thing as she is with the same skill level for under $5. It's mostly #2. Artists gossip a bunch, mostly for the sake of letting people know who doesn't finish their work on time or which commissioners don't pay. There are usually whole blogs and tumblrs set up for this. Breaking these rules could really bite you in the rear end later on. At its most virulent this includes sparkledognapping, and failure to draw minority characters dark enough. Both of which invites harassment and death threats.
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Dec 7, 2015 17:35
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foobardog posted:It's mostly #2. Artists gossip a bunch, mostly for the sake of letting people know who doesn't finish their work on time or which commissioners don't pay. There are usually whole blogs and tumblrs set up for this. Breaking these rules could really bite you in the rear end later on. I know they all act like catty 12 year old girls, but poo poo I know there are a lot of artists (including me) that would happily rip that person's poo poo off for a discount.
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Dec 7, 2015 17:38
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Sold for $50 No that creature is not riding on the dragon's nose that thing IS the dragon's nose.
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Dec 7, 2015 19:36
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Bismuth posted:Sold for $50 Hop to it, noble goon. We used to have a thread in A/T of people talking about their weird commissioners.
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These don't seem quite like commissions. The artist is making these on her own and then selling them, with picky rules about what you can do with many of these designs once they're purchased. (The prices would be a lot more reasonable if these were custom commissions.)
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